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today we're making the shut the fuck up sandwich which is a great sandwich to make for anyone with an outof control pie hole you suck at cooking you totally suck the first and most important component of this sandwich is steak I'm using ribeye steak and we'll start by patting that down like a good boy then seasoning with salt and pepper some professional chefs think it's best to take the cover off the grinder before seasoning but that's just an elitist five star Chef thing and it really comes down to personal preference I've got my piping hot pan with piping hot oil which is great because this sandwich will be able to go down anyone's pipe hole to help them pipe down if you make it good enough it might
even help you to lay some pipe because you'll have the strength and energy to dig those trenches and get that pipe into the ground I'm going to get a sear going on one side for a few minutes then give it a flip and add in some butter and some Rosemary and basting the steak so it'll taste better in case with this Rosemary paste but don't race or it'll Splash your face on that'll feel bad like mace so go at a reasonable Pace leaving no feasible trace of that butter based anywhere but the cast in case the reason we add butter is not for flavor but to help gum up that throat hole so that it will help restrict the passage of air when you feed it to someone whose words make your ears hurt and we'll let
that rest hopefully in the same way that this sandwich will force their larynx to rest then we'll slice it up into whatever thickness of pieces you feel like cramming into your face hole I'm going with this exact thickness because I didn't really think about it and I've never made this sandwich before the tea in the shut up sandwich stands for Tabasco the tingly numbness of which is bound to slow down any flap Trapper at least for a moment by generating mucus which makes pronunciation more difficult we're adding Mayo to this especially for the thickness which adds another layer of vocal chamber challenge the F in the shut the fuck up sandwich stands for fasia which is one of the
most sound absorbing breads on the planet when cutting the bread remember your goal is to fill a mouse-sized hole so cut according to the size and shape of the intended khole these big bubbles in the fashia are the enemy of sound waves absorbing anything that comes remotely close they absorb so much sound that fashia is more effective than noise cancelling headphones so you can make your own set of fashiion to wear at a concert or during your imploding relationship and finally the U in the sandwich stands for onion we're going to chop up this onion and start to carmalize it pan is on medium low with some oil and this is how you're not going to crowd the pan since I've read
you're not supposed to do that but I think the results speak for themselves meaning that onions can't talk which aligns with our greater goals here and you'll notice that suddenly the onions got really Brown here this is a phenomenon known as I got distracted putting on this sick temporary tattoo a so sick the good news is they're still going to taste good because Browning is the entire point I don't know much about caramelizing onions I just do it until they turn into this sort of onion sludge which tastes really good oh by the way the U also stands for arugula now we're ready to start assembling we've got the sound dampening sheet here we'll add the throat thickening Tobasco Mayo on both sides we're going to lay our steak out
in strips top that with our caramelized onions and some arugula then slap on another soundproofing layer and now you can give this sandwich to that special summon who makes you feel really thirsty for silence oh bab we don't have to talk it's getting really close to shut the f up a clock we're getting hungry what do you want to eat well it can be anything I mean it's a bit too early to have lunch how about I make you an exceptional brunch I've got a special recipe for you to shut the book up with me and I think you'll agree his good let's spend the day together shutting the book of then we'll
