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How much does that picture of the panda cost you? Uh, I don't know. I think I put it on my Steam avatar when I created my account. So, probably about 15 or 16. I have this [__] whiskey on my avatar. A moaning whisk. I used to just call him the orgasm rabbit, until I realized it wasn't even a rabbit. I don't think I'll ever change it. This is cool. Oh, there are some traditions that cannot be changed. The first is my Steam avatar, and the second is to never accept a friend request from Marksman.
We've been together for about 10 years, and he's still hanging around in applications. He wrote about it, right? Yes, we are close. Friend request sent. You have an original friend request to Big Jiggly Panda, sent 342 weeks ago. He mentions this every time a new COD comes out. Says: "Do you think Enoni will finally add me in this COD? " Look who's last again. Oh my God. Oh, some things never change. He watches DSP. He is busy. Watch DSP. He is busy. Why do we call him a man of culture?
We hear. He's a dick. But he's talking about me. Yes. No, I'm here. I just didn't know you were talking about me. I watched Arnold Schwarzenegger and said, I said it right. Well, not every player is ready. I am ready. I'm not ready. I can't believe I watched this complete garbage. Okay, let's go. We are back at Golf It. What, Anthony? Is this a hole-in- one? Is this a hole-in-one? Mm. Yes. There should be 50 haul-in vans here.
The trick is that you just have to wait until. Oh, [__]. This is E. You did it. O. O. My God. Oh my God. It was that simple. Oh, wait. I didn't.Yes, I did it Why? Oh, that's right. don't think I'm hitting hard enough No. Devil. All of this. Oh, you can actually.Oh, you can do it there. Oh. Oh, I almost hit it. I need to make 50 [__] holes. You are so close. You are the only one. You at least. Why are you hitting so hard? I'm tired of this already. Honestly, I try really hard. That was another one. Come on. You did it. You're 19. That was a lot.
Tyler, what the hell is this? Don't work. Yes, that way. Yes, it's not that difficult that way. Don't work. In that direction, but not so much. Okay, I have Okay. Steeply. Okay, 49 more holes. Big. Just hit this one really hard. Oh my God. But I hit too hard. Really hit. Exactly, the blow was very strong. What? What if you hit it so hard that it flies into another hole? Oh, this, this, this is strategy. We do trick shots.
Oh, this space. I think this is it. Yes, I did it. Come on. You did it. I Wait, how did you do that, Brian? Did you overplay? Oh, yes. I did it. That's Okay. How did you get that? This is my favorite sound Oh, my God. It literally sounds like a cartoon sound, like Golf is simply a paradise for sounds. Fly in. I see, Tyler hit it. Fly into the hole. Oh my God. Oh. Oh, we are rich in pasta today. I can't wait. That's it. That's Much heavier than that other noise in my ears. That's it.
Between six people and a soundboard, you're walking into a huge ring. Okay. Yes. Aim for that passage. In this hole. The middle is so good. This is it. I think it's straight into the hole. Chile. Very cool. Very Tyler. Too short. Pasta, lips, horseradish. You have to hit harder. You can just do it naturally if you want. Wait, where are you going? Huge damn planet on the left. Oh. Oh, I, I thought that was the one. I thought it was the one over there.
Got it. After 127 Hours What is this? They are going to impale you. My life. This is a hole in one hole. You can't do that. I try to press F, but it doesn't get me anywhere. You are leading. Have you tried, have you tried Alt? I'm about to, I'm about to, I hate this game. Oh my God The trick is that if you go very far, you are special. This is okay. I don't like this game. I haven't finished any yet. I finished once. What if I go here? I'll just take you.
No, I restarted. Oh, the ADHD was too strong. Is this good? Is this a small tornado? Look at that little tornado. I hope someone goes, my God. Someone hit me. It's just that someone will hit me eventually. Here I go. I'm going to hit someone. Come on. I'm leaving. I don't have enough energy. Come on. Yes. Another one of the same, Anthony. Another one is the same Another one like that. I get to the top of the description. That's all. This will really hit him. Either DNF or free kick. No. Dude will get 22 or four. My God. This should be the second shot on the left. Don't rush.
She just swam and set you up. Some kind of fool. Come on. Oh yes. I just came out of orbit. Where the hell have you been? Another surface of the sun. I wanted to get a shock. You're looking for the gravitational one. Oh, that looks good. What the hell? Very good. And then there's the passage, that passage. Come on. Turn around. Use the ramp. Look at that big giant sun in the distance. No, not that. Now just hit that red sun. Oh, this is where we were supposed to go.
I was going to No, that's not true. You don't have to. The whole point is that you can do tricks or smash the damn thing. Just swing it back and forth really fast. What are you aiming for? This is the red sun in the distance. A core or something. You want to make it stronger. I left the solar system. Oh, man. You did it at my behest. I was there. This is annoying, guys. Just hit the middle of the ramp. In the middle of the ramp. A blow in the middle to the left side. The blow is very strong. I'm out of I really wanted that first trick shot, though. Oh. Too narrow matters if you hit it. Where am I going? Oh, thank you. Where am I going? Who did this? Are you making fun of me? Who did this? Who
When you're in trouble, you just yell, " Editor!" It's like being robbed in the middle of the street. Editor! Come on, dude. Go there. Thank you. Very good. Evan. Devil. Let him have his way. Did you hear Evan moaning there? Apparently, it's possible to do this. No. OK. No. Yes. Yes, guys. I can't play this anymore. Yes, I chose the wrong one. I got rid of Evan. Yes. says "ass". Any tips, guys? Any tips? So, on the first one, don't aim for the center of the square.
Just aim straight, basically. Are you kidding? Anthony being kidnapped now? There's like a gang of dudes trying to kidnap Anthony and take Oh, that's a very narrow window. Nola, yes, I went through it. We're taking a crazy shot right now. New shot. Are I'm already falling asleep from boredom here. Are you guys ready for this? Ready for " Watch My Shot Devil. That's pretty good. Following. Are you going to give me this? Dude, goddamn [__]. Damn it, you're gone. He prays. Looking at it is not enough.
This reverb is on it. I'm done with this. I hit it once. I hit one. This game is complete crap. Let him have his way. Trickshot here. We need to make a weapon for G-mod that makes that sound. Guys, he's only holding 15 out of 50. Are we going to take [__] shots for the sake of our sanity? I don't know, dude. Should we No. Shall I continue? Certainly. I haven't suffered enough yet. No. Do you want to know strategies? Do you do trick shots? No. Damn, I have eyes.
It doesn't want me to do it, man. Damn, I have eyes. Devil. Quickly. You did it. Oh [__]. It wasn't inside, but it was inside. Anthony, you really don't need to push it there. You just need to touch the top, man. In that [__] crack. A little stronger." Like you're some [__] genius. Shut the [__] up. You didn't help me with anything. That's the same thing my girlfriend said when I blew her harder. That doesn't mean I did better.
OK. Much better. And your girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. I'll do like Evan and just sit my ass on the hole. Come on. Someone, kill me. Come on. That's it. No. Made it very difficult. That's it. Someone else's hard work. Thank you, Brian. No, you're an idiot. I'm just thinking about you Oh, I almost hit your bullet. Damn it. Get out of the way, because I saw that you could have scored and I didn't. Paste. I'm leaving. I'm touching someone.
Help me. I'm still there. Someone will kill you. Don't move. Paste. Stick to your own. You worked hard to get here. I was working. It's my fault, right? I feel like you're in charge here. Stand there, boss. Stand there. Kill me. Brian, Go away, [__]. one left. I thought that was the first hole. I don't care. Okay. So you just hit it straight.
There's a hole there. Why do n't you just I've been gay this whole time. No wonder you were suffering. Oh my God. No wonder I won. I want to leave. What if you just go straight? I've been trying for years. I just farted, and it smells like plasticine. Should I go to the doctor? Did you eat Lily's toys? Oh, I have them. Bad dog. I do n't know why it smells like plasticine. It don't know how to explain it, but if you were here, you would agree.
Well, I'm not here. And if Lou were here, we would use Chad GBT. Come on, let me ask him. Louis. No. Chad GPT. Come on, I farted and it smells like playdough. Should I worry? This is in itself. What? Strange smells come from what you ate-eggs, protein powder, a lot of your [__] cat even talks. It's Why does he sound like he's been around for days or drunk? Are you drunk? Like, when the signal is weak, this fever or unexplained weight loss happens. That's when it's worth checking. Is this someone hired, or am I actually talking to someone right now? chatting with ChatGPT in a dialog.
Hey, you're drunk. I. bye. I think someone is going to tip me now. Yes. Oh, great. Evie, no. I believe. I'm staying. Someone Oh, yes. Here it is. Dude, he's Stop. Something is going to get me now. Oho. Oh my god. And now there are two of them. Incredible. I still believe. Who is left? Is anyone left? Just you guys. Oh my God. I really have to go. I'm not moving. But I won't help you. Here is the scoundrel. Wait, are you cheating? Did you cheat?
What do you guys see? I.it's stuck. It hung. Damn it. Oh, yes. Simpler than simple. That's it. Eagle. This is our job. This is Oh my God. I need Pasta to hit. Pasta, well, that's it. Pasta, are you here? Direct. Straight as an arrow. She left. That's all with her. Yes, she even. She quietly left the game. She's just down there tearing up Magic cards. I need D. I did Had to go get a glass of wine. How do you do such a cool backspin?
Leave this wine. I swear to God. This can't be happening, look. Look at this. What? Damn spin. Sticks like glue. And now she is back. This damn fish. What? What happened? Three in a row. It can't be. I just had to get out. That's right. Okay. Of course. This.this is perfect. Editor, include the previous ones. Almost perfect. Oh, cool. This is a block. Drive the ball into the cube. Square. That's it.
I did it. Did I hear.did I hear Pasta shaking something? No, I just had to get a lighter. Coward. Lighter. Barely, barely. Time to eat cabbage. So, where are we going? I need to say this the next time someone asks me for a lighter. Well, you know, like, lighter? And just walk away. I feel like you've ever used this in real life? I'm going, man. I'm going. It was the perfect opportunity. Go and just have a lighter too, well obviously have a lighter. After you say "lighter" and walk away, when you say "lighter" But that's enough for you. Just give it to me. Ass.
Every time Tyler misses-ass. hitting too hard again. Damn ass. Oh my God. Maybe I'll drink today. This "[__]" is from the soundbar, or is it Oh my God. Did I really just use up all the punches? Devil. n't worry, I'm working on it. Ryan, finish quickly so you can watch Tyler miss and type "ass" on the panel. you kidding me, dude? Ass. O. O. Dupa. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Ass. Well, because. Ideally. O. Oh, yes. E. E. Damn it going to climb into the mouth of this dinosaur. Is there a hole there?
Ass. Oh, he hit it. That's Dude, " ass" has never been so funny. I like this, you know, comedic timing. You just. it's a loud scream, followed by a very short silence, and then don't think I can throw it there. I don't like how it glitches and doesn't let me make a shot. Damn gay damn Guys, you're distracting me. You distract me with your hunger. Damn it. I just need to see what's around, you know. A cursed stone or something. Where did you go? I started calling out glam rock bands from the 80s.
Oh my God. I thought for a second it was Anthony. I thought it was me too. And I'm like this, sitting here. I did my best Axl Rose parody. When someone introduces me, I say, "Yeah, YouTube." They say, "Oh, I'll check out your content." And I said, "No, please, no need." They will definitely come across this video. I lie about what I do. If I'm introduced to someone and they ask, "What do you do for a living?" I say, "I feel like I'm a stripper." So there are much fewer questions.
I feed myself, [__]. 49. I can't believe it's almost over. I can't believe I'm so tired of this. My ball just went into orbit. Where are we in this round? I do n't know. I do This is how it feels when you mess up. Orbit. This is our signal to round up for today. How did I even get here? Yes. Oh my god, what a big pipe. Eggplant. We did it. We fall into the pipe. We are just falling down. No, no, no. There's a hole at the bottom. I'm trying to get inside. Good. Don't rush. ass.
I like my last one. I will not give up Yes, I got 25. I got a snowman. I blocked the horse's path. What the hell? What is the score up to 600? This is normal. We have great profile photos. Evan received the crown, where he strategically placed it. They changed it. They updated the game. It was a perfect fit. What the hell did you do to the other one? You look like an egg with a beard. This was a bad year. I won't finish recording until I hear "ass" again.
Brian just gets up and leaves. I will sit here until noon tomorrow. I was about to turn on one of those 10-hour videos. What did you say, Brian? Is it Brian? Tyler, I was going to Oh, then go [__] yourself Ass. What? What did you say? I don't remember saying anything. I thought you were saying something. I interrupted you. No, you interrupted me. I was going to say " ass." There you see.
Sorry. Find yourself.
