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Almost got you with fast. Jeez, you're good at this. Wait, is that Ian? This race is ending IN A BANG. ROLL A ONE. OH NO. I GOT YOU. DID I GET YOU? GOT HIM. WAIT. Why is the body still here? Wait, you're alive. How did you live? Ow. Glad you're okay. But what the angels? Hey, did you just fall from heaven? Cuz you're the only 10 I see. Ow. Of course, I got shocked a little. I'm just glad you're okay. Wait a minute.
What's happening? Come back. No. THEY'RE TOO YOUNG TO GO. NO. WE'LL FIND A WAY TO GET YOU BACK. Stay calm. Welcome to the Aether. I present to you a choice. Whoa, there you are. Are you okay? Wait, you're a goddess. That is so cool. Here, I'll be your first follower. There you go. Is that a good sacrifice? Oh. Ooh. Did you just get more powerful? Did you get a new power? Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's going on over here? Wait, where' this all come from?
I THINK THEY'RE A GODDESS. OH my goodness. Wait. Do you have like a follower thing? Uh. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Give it to him. Give it to them. Hold on. YOU GOT TO SELL THIS THING TO ME. WHY SHOULD I FOLLOW YOU? HUH? WHAT'S THE SALES PITCH? You got sheep. You got mutton. Huh? OH, WHAT? THIS IS AWESOME. THAT'S SO COOL. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WEAR PANTS. OH, HERE YOU GO. THIS is great. What the Hold on. Give me that.
Ian, uh, you're not a goddess. Well, I could be. Oh, okay. Slay king. Look, whatever. I deserve an offering, too. If it wasn't for me, you'd be nothing. Hey, if you give them the statue thingy, YOU NOTICE I WEAR PANTS. I got your blessing right here. PEOPLE LIKE WHOA. WOW. ASH, I'm not worthy. Wait, we should show Zayn. I bet he has one of those scratchy things, too. Oh, yeah. YOU DO THAT AND I'LL I'LL FIX YOUR TEMPLE UP. OH, I can't wait. Hold on. Wait, we aren't sacrificing anything, right? Cuz my SHEEP ARE OFF LIMITS.
PIERCE, I DON'T THINK WE'RE DOING THAT. But I do want a toga, too. Okay. All right. SEE, it should have been What's going on? Oh, is this a lock? Oh, no. See? Oh, hey, you're back. You're okay. Yeah. Check it out. They're a goddess and they're trying to get all the colors THEY CAN. WHOA. WA. YOU HAVE POWERS NOW? YEAH. What else can you do? What? Whoa. What did you do to me? You look at me. Thanks. Here you go.
Wow, that was easy, actually. Wa! You got three. Nice. Wa! Watch out! WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU think you could just smite me and THAT'S IT? WRONG, IAN. Now take this and watch out. They're they're a goddess now. Come here. What did you do to me? Turn me back. You're so small. You see us forever. Well, did you curse him or something? Oh, this is great. Ian, check this out. No. Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing? OH, THAT WAS FOR PRINCESS BUTTERSCOTCH.
WOW, YOU EAT yeed him. Anyway, so you can bless, smite, and curse. He's really trying hard today, huh? Ah, maybe he'll relax. Well, I got to rebuild some stuff. See you in a bit. Yeah. And then they CAME FROM THE SKY AND they're going to be BIG AND STRONG. AND NOW I FOLLOW HIM and I want to fix this place. Hey guys, what's up? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. FLOWERS COMING FROM WHOA. I THINK I FIXED THE TEMPLE. It's magically changing.
What? IT'S JUST US. OH, GREAT AND POWERFUL ONE. I DIDN'T see you there. Oh, so powerful and good. Pow! Rise. You're bursting IN FRONT OF MY GODDESS. But have we questioned why they're goddess? Oh, Rise, you choker. I'm ready to sacrifice him if you are. Just give me the Okay. Easy, Pierce. Yeah. Rise is a potential follower. Okay. Come on, Rise. You got a little totem. Uh-huh. OMG. Sweet. When did this temple get here? Ah, this is just what Kimmy needs.
Oh, Kim, join us. Follow our new goddess. No way. There's only one person I'm devoted to, and that's me. Oh, the pig. That's okay. That's right. Self love, baby. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They just got to go down. This is heresy highest form. Nuh-uh. Nope. Got to get him out of here. PIERCE. HOW DARE YOU? THIS POSTER IS ONE OF A KIND. GET AWAY FROM THAT. TEMPLE'S FOR ONE PERSON. GET OUT. I'M IN TROUBLE.
WHAT? This polar is in trouble. Oh, what the hecky? Oh, make it stop. Come on. I look ridiculous. WOW, THAT'S COOL. YOUR LEG stinky leg. I mean, she's laying, but you got to be careful. That could be a follower. Remember, I don't know what you did. Yeah, I don't feel so good. I don't think you look so good either. Remember a diamond ring dance? Okay, that is so totally worth it. The goddess provides yet again. I'm not going to not grab some diamonds.
Oh, they love you. Diamond. Rise. Wait up. Don't you want to be a follower? You know, or you could follow me when I'm a goddess. I think you have to die for that. You know, I'll be in the aether in no time. I wasn't being serious. Um I don't think that's how you get up there, Ian. Well, it might get him there other than how he attends. You don't know nothing. Enjoy your stupid co WHILE YOU HAVE IT. ALL RIGHT.
ANYWAY, shall we? Um, carry on. Anyways, we'd love for you to join us. You know, just maybe give us the totem that you got. I do find this new mechanic interesting. But what's in it for me? Um, you could support our friend here, you know, the viewer. That'd be great. They get powers and stuff. No. What? But like, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What if? Hear me out. Um what if we give you unlimited uh my roof?
Unlimited new roof. Of course. Yep. Uh just um wa that's neat. All right. That's very kind. But if you want me to follow you, I want more. Wow. He knows how to drive a bargain. Uh can we What is it? I was thinking more of a quest. Ooh. Oh, look at this. Okay, we can do I need you to get something for me. Something we down. Let's go. Looks like we're going this way. I wonder what Rise wants us to find. Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait for us. What? Hey, what are you guys doing here? We're followers. We're here to follow them. Duh. Yeah, but I'm going to follow them better cuz I'm the best. Well, I'M BETTER AT QUESTS. UH, I WAS THEIR FIRST FOLLOWER, so that makes me better than you. Oh, yeah. How about you follow this? You're both beautiful. Okay. WHAT? You are, I guess. Oh, we just made the goddess. Oh, we're in trouble. What did you do to me?
Oh, no. What did you AM I A WORM? WE'RE BOTH WORMS. YOU GOT A WORM. We can use this. YOU MADE THE GODDESS BAD. HAVE A CONTEST. see who's better. I want to see who could eat the most flowers. Flowers? Why flowers? Because worms eat flowers. Anyway, go. All right. I'm going. I'm got NO, NO, NO. IT'S FINE. I'm a worm. THIS IS MY WHOLE THING. THIS IS MY BAG. I'm going to do this. I'm going to eat them all. I'm going to eat so many of these things. Oh, I'm going to eat more.
I'm going to eat them all. sheep. I'M THE KING OF EATING FLOWERS. They're eating. This is MY WHOLE BAG. SO AM I. UM, how long should we let this go on for? More flowers. You're really into it. Wait, ARE YOU GETTING BIGGER? YEAH, I'M GETTING BIG. SO ARE YOU. WOW, this is really close. I'm getting biggerist. I am going to be fatter. Hey, I'm going to BE BIG FAT. I'M GOING TO BE FAT. I'M GOING TO WIN. YOU GUYS ARE BOTH equally fight for again.
Right. Hey, you know what? Let's just call it a tie. Uh, both of you are beautiful and you can come. Wait, we can Where are we going again? Word, buddy. Oh, shut up. We're going to go. Got a map. I can't READ THIS. THIS WAY. COME ON, LET'S GO. WOO! WE GOT MOVES. WE GO, TOO. I think we're just about there. Great. Ooh, this looks nice and creepy and dangerous. Yeah, about that. It's kind of scary. Yeah. I mean, you can leave, but I guess that makes me the best follower.
Oh, I can be brave. Okay, boys. Let's go. Come on. We can do this, right? Yeah. There's traps everywhere. A lot of dust. Keep on guard. Uh, maybe Pierce can be our meat shield. Oh, I will take meat. BUT I DRAW THE LIGHT ON IT SHIELD. Got it. Careful. And look out. Ow. Excuse. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. Give me a break. I'll do it. Guys, keep going. Come on. Yeah. I'm working on it.
This looks dangerous. Okay, I made it. Just follow the lead. Okay. YEAH. JUST GO THROUGH. GET US OUT. This is harder than it looks. ANYTIME NOW. A SEASON. Thank you. Good follow cuz I helped the fellow followers. There you go. Okay. Maybe once. We just got to get across. Oh, these are crumbling blocks. Watch out for the crumbling. Wait. Oh. Oh, they're crumbling. Hey. Oh, yeah. You can fly. Yeah. WAIT. OH, NO. AH, I WISH I COULD FLY.
DON'T WORRY, we'll come back for you. Come on, see what's inside. Uh, wa. Cool. What is this? What is it? What'd you get? A music desk. I guess that's what Rise wants. So, let's give it back to him and then he'll follow you. What the? There you are. I hope you enjoy your last moments of being a goddess. And what's on your head? Oh, you'll see. GET OVER HERE. OH, DESTROY HIM, GODDESS. That doesn't work on me anymore. Now I'm a god, too. Hold on. There two gods. Do I need to follow BOTH OF YOU? BUT I ONLY have one statue.
OH, NO. JUST ME. WHERE SHOULD I DO ANYTHING? OH NO. I want those gold statues. Okay. What did you do to me? Well, Ian looks more like himself and still has the same amount OF BRAINS. OH, YOU GET BACK HERE. WAIT, CAREFUL. HEY, wait a minute. Ian, don't go in there. WHAT IF THESE SPIKES? OW. OH, MY AH MY HAT. THAT'S FINE. I can still kill you. Oh no. God, look out. Wait. Oh no. I'M ON FIRE. WHAT DO I DO? CONSEQUENCES. WELL, stop it. I don't think I'm going to follow this guy anymore. Guys, you don't need to burn. Ian, get Oh, you can do that, too. That's my goddess.
Brutal. I guess he deserved it. Yep. Please don't swipe me. Let's get this back to Rice. So, what are you going to do with the disc? You'll see. This is going to be so good. What about the totem to follow the goddess here? You know, here's your bat, by the way. I suppose you earned this. WOO! YAY! WOO! OH, we've got almost everyone here now. All right, it's time. Hide. What? Oh, I love this. Wait, why are we hiding?
Just hide. Okay. Uh, what is that noise? Oh, you rise. THAT STUPID SONG. TURN IT OFF. What the hecky? What is it? Turn it off. Oh, what did you do? It's It's a purse of binding. That's why Rise wanted it. For the LOVE OF KIMMY, TAKE IT. STOP. HEY. HEY, GODDESS. Aren't you supposed to help us? Rise. Turn it off already. Oh, you're driving me crazy. What the What happened to me? I love it.
Oh, no. Oh, you guys are all going to pay FOR SHE'S GOING TO DANCE. DANCE, BIRDIE. DANCE. UM, speak for yourself. I got no arms to hit you with. That's fascinating, though. How did you do that? Well, viewer here is a goddess, duh. Wow, cool power. I want to dance, too. I want to dance. Can I turn into a parrot? I want to turn into a parrot. Turn me into a parrot. Please be a parrot. You know, I know a little bit about Minecraft gods. It's actually an inspiration for my latest romant.
Oh, you still haven't sent me anything. Well, I'm still finishing it, girl. But, uh, yeah. No offense, but I don't follow anyone. Anyone except that weird tentacle thing that lives inside that portal, though. The what? Excuse me, Flippy. I got some new friends for you. Flippy, THAT IS NOT A FLIPPY. THAT'S A FLUFFY. OH MY GOD. I don't like this in particular. Hey, don't hurt. Is it on like A MIND FLARE? WHAT IS IT? WELL, Flippy's got to know you first, duh. This is all initiation stuff or whatever. Oh, I'm scared.
Whoa. Did it fart? Hey, what are you doing to him? It was hurting us. This is What is that? Huh? Flippy. Oh no. Flippy is a floppy for real. How could you do this? It was literally attacking us, Kim. He was just expressing himself. A wa. Oh, Kim, you're going to love this. What happened to What are YOU DOING? NO. STOP. OOH. UM, WELL, at least she's going to a nice place. You get us into the Nether. I guess Kim will be okay. UM, YOU GET OVER HERE.
WAIT, what's going on up there? Ian, we're not going to follow you. No, you better. Okay, what is this? Okay, I'm just showing off my godly powers. Don't mind me. Um, okay. Now, watch me bless this mountain. Sneeze on it or something. What? Relax. Your god has it all UNDER CONTROL. OH BOY. I'LL TAKE COVER. WOW. BEHOLD ME. OKAY, that was kind of cool. Yep. Follow me or face MY WRATH. OH NO. IT'S WRATH. WHAT THE BEARS? Uh uhoh. Uh it's just a mountain raining down at us.
Uh yeah, I'm gone. UH OH. WAIT. I CAN MAKE IT STOP. UH, HANG ON. WAIT. OH, they can check it out. Hey guys, we love you. I just respond. WHAT'S GOING ON? WHOA, that's awesome. I like him as a goddess even more. What? So, now that you proved you're the real goddess, what are you going to do with that guy? Hey, you should respect me as your god. YOU HEAR ME? GODDESS? You should BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP. OH. OH, WAIT. Where are you taking me? Wow.
Ooh, Archie. And his own TNT pit, too. Puny goddess. Sacrifice to the gods, right? Maybe we can use your goddess powers at the things they wanted us to do. Let's check it out. Oh, you made it. Check it out. I updated the track and now you can win gold if you pick the right horse. Wait, DID SOMEONE SAY GOLD? WELCOME BACK. I won a race. I picked myself to win. So, you can give me the gold now. Hang on. We got to pick our horses. And we got to run the race.
I will be the referee and I will just stand over here. Okie dokie. All right, I'm going to pick the best horse. Hey, over here. Listen, I was thinking you could help me rig the race. I can make more money. It'd be our little secret. Oh, you know what? I'll help a bit. Give me a cut. Yeah, fine. That's a little sneaky. Okay, let's see. Uh, this one. A, you look like a winner. I pick you. Hey, Ian, show me your horse. It still looks really nice.
Oh, okay. Uh, okay. Definitely go higher than that. All right. Oh, this looks like a good plan. Wait, is it standing? I mean, guess that works. Just give me a second. What? What a majestic creature. Uh um. Okay. What's happening? Behold. Whatever. I hope you guys are ready to lose. Is it? You know what? It doesn't feel legal. Okay, you guys ready? Yeah. Ready? Yes. Two, one, go. Uh, Z, your horse is giant. OH, IT'S GOING FAST. REFEREE, the horse is riding him instead of him RIDING THE HORSE. DISQUALIFY HIM IMMEDIATELY.
NO, DON'T. I have a fair shot. We said to pick a horse to win the race. OH, COME ON. AND WITH THAT SAID, I win. NO. Would you look at that? I won. I had the winning horse. I think the horse won actually. You know, if I knew that we could have buffed our horses, I would have come prepared. WAIT. OH, HEY GUYS. I FINISHED THE WAIT, hold on. Where have you got A SPADE? I'VE BEEN LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR YOU. YOU WERE BLESSED a horse here. It was a big thing. Oh, neat. Whoa, nice builds. Yeah, thanks. Wait, horse. Bless a horse. Can you bless a sheep? Oh, okay.
Come here. This is Harold. Can you bless him, please? I don't see why they can't. Yeah. Oh, what's going to happen? Ooh, let's see. Egg. Oh, it's wool. Uh oh. Oh, it's unlimited wool. THAT'S A LOT OF WOOL. ACTUALLY, THAT'S PERFECT. I'LL NEVER run out of wool again. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. How do we stop it? Is there an off button or is that sheep's doing that forever? Uh, nice. This is bad. I did there.
Yeah. Okay. We got to make this stop. It's going to kill the server. I think you guys got this under control. I'll I'll leave it up. Maybe we get some hoppers or like we can shear it or something like that. Or uh I'll fight a couple more. Okay, we just got to get rid of the wool and it stops. Uh, that's okay. Maybe try cursing it. Wait, really? But Harold. Oh. Um. Oh, cursive bless. I GUESS THAT DOESN'T HEY, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME WITH A HORSE? WHAT? WELL, NO. What happened here?
They blessed my sheep. But Oh, great. But you won't bless me. I bet it's because you're I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WALL. I BET YOU'RE JUST SCARED. YOU'RE A BIG OLD CHICKEN. IS THAT AN EGG? I mean, wait a second. Hold on. I Are you throwing eggs at them? I swear this has never happened before. I WANT TO SPUN A CHICKEN. OKAY, I think you know what to do. What did you do to me? Oh, awesome. Do I get to make FIRE WHEREVER I WANT?
OH, WHAT IS THAT? I can burn down the whole place. Oh, who are these guys? UM, HEY DOUBLE HOCKEY STICK. NO, THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO ME. OH, WAIT. His follower. Oh, he's gone. Thought we could get the mower, but you
