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Today I am confronting a very dark chapter of my life. I was supposed to have the 61st most visited game in all of Roblox, Escape Running Head. This game uses the likeness of one of my deceased friends to make millions of dollars, Felipe. Me and Felipe have explored each other more than I could ever say on camera. And I always have this constant reminder of his passing that three billion people have desecrated and looked at him as an evil person and people have done it. THIS IS MY MONEY. THIS IS MY MONEY. UH, BUT I NEVER PLAYED THE FULL version of this game because it's always just been so heart-wrenching. So, why don't I play the full Escape Running Head to just leave this chapter behind me and get over it. Dude, I could have had Moana
ads. This guy is voice chat. Hey, hey, leave this game. You're in big trouble if you play this game. I know you can hear me. Listen to me. You have to leave this game. Listen to See, they act like I'm not the lead developer behind this game, which they should think I am that. Oh, I miss you, Felipe. I miss you. And I know that's not the real you in there. YOU WOULD NEVER YOU WOULD NEVER HURT ME. You know, uh, one very interesting fun fact. Um, and I don't know if I'm supposed I don't know if it's like a bad thing if I God damn it. This might be spilling too much tea or something. Um, but I did go to
some type of Roblox Japan uh Mixer event and um Okay, how in the world am I supposed to do? Ew, his insides. Ew. What part of his body is this right here? It's pink. Okay, I did go to some type of Roblox Japan mixer in Tokyo and um they were showing all the games and clapping for them and then they show Running Head and everyone bursts out with claps. I think I have a clip Roblox kill I'll delete that part of the video if I'm not allowed to show that. Everyone went crazy and I was just sitting there just gritting my teeth trying not to make a scene. And apparently the developer of that game Oh, he was def he was definitely there.
And I was too scared to meet him. Too scared of what I might do in some type of blind rage. And look, we're on stage two. We're playing through Running Head. We've never done this before, I don't think. Oh. hey. Do not follow me. Okay. And Okay, that might be a different Michael Jackson. I think I had the wrong guy. Oh, I was going to grab a cookie. Oh, no way. Scary, bro. I'm almost too fat to fit through here. Oh. Oh, my belly. I have played some of these levels. I'm familiar with this level, but Oh, the reason why I did this, I SAW BUNDAN. OH, YEAH. HEY, I saw Ben done play this and he knew it was he knew it was a flamingo reference and didn't completely disavow and make a big
comp God damn it. Why do I suck at this stupid kids game? Are you THE REAL MICHAEL JACKSON? NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. LET ME OUT. OKAY. OH, I ALMOST GOT SUCKED into the elevator of Felipe escalator. You're not the real Mr. Flim fan, which is Oh, yeah. Well, you're not the real Michael Jackson. I know it. Of course not, because Michael Jackson's dead. He's dead. Are you serious? I'm looking this up on the internet. Michael Jackson. He died in 2009. I wasn't even born yet.
Haha. Oh my god. You're right. He is dead. No offense, obviously. AH, DUDE. WHAT THE THAT'S NOT ALLOWED. GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, DUDE. How's he allowed to? All right, whatever. Hey, as the creator of Felipe, that goes against his lore. Take it out of the game. You all right? Ah, I just woke him up from an endless slumber. No, I DID WAKE HIM UP. I fixed him. NO. Stage three. Oh my god. Felipe is gay. And this is him doing that, bro. They're forming to create a Felipe Pipe in balls over there. OH MY GOD. OKAY, this actually really shouldn't ever elicit any type of reaction from me. Why are they doing
like DJ record scratches? That's cute, man. Quit doing that. Actually, KEEP DOING IT. YEAH. OH, he's like punching him in the head, man. That's so mean to do to him. I would never stop. I would never treat him like that. WHOA. DUDE, look at my reflexes for a 40year-old. La. I'm in record scratch land. Yaba. Haha. That's what they all Hey, at the Roblox Tokyo Mixer, that's what they all said to me as soon as Escape Running Head came up. They went all went They did that. And that's a real thing I could be held accountable for in court. Y'all some noobs. All right. So, I guess I'll just Oops.
Sorry. Excuse me. Just walk around you, big guy. Hm. What do you got going on over here? It feels like a when a dog's sniffing something in the backyard that they, you know, they shouldn't. Oh, like Oh, no. Oh, mystery. Lay mystery. Oh, no. Lay mystery doors. Guys, keep watching because the next stage is going to blow your mind. No, dude. They blocked me with Felipe. Look at this. Yaba. No three-year-old could ever figure that out. I'm the first. No. Stop tricking me, game. Dude, this sucks. I could have had Oops. I am sorry about what I said, right? I could have had three billion new fans. That's what
that's all those people would have been subscribers. I would have been bigger than Lanky Box. Another uh, you know, fallen foe. Fallen rival Lanky Box. They still haven't posted. And I was the beneficiary of their last gift. Um, if we could remember that in a remembering sequence. I'm so excited. I hope they left me in their will because they're so rich. OH MY GOD. OH, HELLO. Did I know about this? Okay. Filipa. Was that her name? What was girl? Girl Felipe. You know, I guess I'm not I guess I should be a little bit more specific. Filipa. Okay, but that's not her. She looked like this. And those are my fingers wrapped around her neck. I
need you to make an adjustment. Wa! I grazed her hair. Sorry. Oh god. Wait. Oh, that was close. Intense escape running head GAME PLAY. SHE'S COMING AROUND. LOOK how advanced this AI is. That's actually advanced AI. Oh god. All right. Look at this. It's fine. Look at this guy. Dude, I have to go so far back now. This maze is actually tricky. Go away. Someone in HERE CAN HEAR. OH, THAT WAS CLOSE. DUDE, I have to beat this guy. More important than ever. And you've got two audiences, people and agents. And the agent share is growing fast.
What the hell is that? I learned these courses cover I don't want to buy a course. I just removed Google from my computer. Yeah. Hey, nice one. Yeah, you actual fool. The ladders over here. LORD, I HOPE YOU HAVE VOICE CHECK BECAUSE I hate you. You don't. Oh, it's over here. Oh, red queen. I regret everything I SAID TO YOU. HELP. WHATEVER. Spawn's right there. It doesn't matter. Why' he know that? But I didn't uh Whoa. He's trying this piece of Did you see that? He tried to break the ground so it would I would die like him.
Idiot. You big old nothing. Whoa. Lasers. Whoa. OH, THAT WAS CLOSE. I suck at this game. Uh, I should be the best. Oh my god, his lips touched my What? Yerba. Whoa. Dude, how do the Really? How does this have three zillion genuine zillion plays? God damn it. Haha. And go back. Oh no. I KILLED YOU. COME ON. YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND. We got to get out of my belly. Yep. We go down together.
Dude, you suck. I'm leaving you in the dust, little bro. Stage six. We're only halfway done with this. And I imagine it only gets harder. Oh my gosh. Later. Oh my god. This is the horror level. I just went in a big circle. Great. Okay. Is anyone else really scared right now? Hello. And you can all hear me. Whatever. Oh, big soccer ball, Felipe. Nice. For the World Cup. They probably got sponsored by the World Cup to put that in there FOR A MILLION DOLLARS.
THIS GAME has way more sponsors than I ever had. They have Moana. Bro, what are you talking about, man? They had uh Beetlejuice for that movie. Every movie wants to work with them, not me. I could have been a movie star. Go in here. Go in here, EVERYBODY. YEAH. BIG OH, NO. OH, THAT was close. Oh my god. He's vibrating. Do you see that? Whoa. No. Let me out of here. Let me out.
No. Let me in there. Okay. Stage seven. Oh no. MY FACE CAM WENT OUT. Stage seven. Wa. We have Mario level. Dude, they collap with Mario. I could have been in the Mario voice acting movie. Wa. This is making me a little bit sick. Not like Okay. Yeah. I can just Well, that's Mario. I can jump on top of you. You goomba. Wa. Stop vibrating with so much intensity. Quit looking at me. Look how depressed he looks here. Like really like they're all I know. I've done a lot of bad things this guy. I've never seen this luck on him.
Come on. Put in a Go a little faster. Put a little more effort in that. See? Look. I'm going to make you. Great. YOU'RE JUMPING AT ME NOW. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT THAT? WHATEVER. This game sucks. Anyways, I actually didn't mean TO DO THAT. HEY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE. STOP FOLLOWING ME. YOU'RE FROM the other server. Oh, don't fall. Lol. All right. YOU STOP JUMPING AT ME. NOW I'M WITH THIS PERSON. I have to beat them or I'm nothing. Ah, go under. Okay, dude. They're using the back of his head as A MOP. WHOA. HOW? OKAY, THAT DID NOT COUNT. Go away from me. This is
my game and I can tell you what to do. Lol. Troll lol. Oh, he boosted me. That's nice. See, only I can do that because I'm friends with him. He's looking up. He's going to look up my skirt. Great. He looked up it. No, she's catching up. I have to beat you. OH, MY BELLY ALMOST STOPPED ME. COME ON. OH, MY BELLY ALMOST stopped me again. There's no way this person can beat me at my own game. WHOA. OKAY, I DID IT. GET ME TO STAGE EIGHT NOW. NO. OH, WAIT. I CAN MOVE LIKE THIS. That breaks my Mario immersion. Oh. Oh, I win. You saw it.
God, get out of here. Stop following me. This person, put some clothes on. Lol. And I know you can hear this. Yeah. Voice chat. Lol. Oh, this one's icy. Ah, come on, dude. I'm actually leaving these people in the dust where they belong. Ah. Ah, I was itching. That's not so bad. Oh, no. Whoa. Oh, no. Go away. Give me a checkpoint. What's this? Oh, he looks so angry with me. What am I supposed TO DO ABOUT THAT? AH, for Leipe Avalanche. Okay. Hey, the more I see about this game, the more I like it. I hate to say it. Oops. God. Starting to fall in love with this game. You can play dress up here. Oh, okay. What else can I get?
Julian. What the? All right, I'll be this for a little bit. Hey, no one can beat me at my own game. Oh no. Ow. Oh no. It's close. DODGE. OW. YOW. OH. YOW. OH MY GOD. OH. AH. OH, THAT WAS CLOSE. LET ME out of here. Felipe wings. Dude, I got to unfreeze the floors and Felipas. Boink. Whoa. Oh, boink. That was cute. I enjoyed that a lot. I love the bat Felipe, man. Out of rage. I have There's This has been here for years and I've never seen any of this. I'm so far ahead of that other person now. It's not
even I don't have anyone to race against now. Like I'll buy a Felipe mask there. I feel good about myself. This must be the scary lava level I've heard about. Oh, this is the one I played uh during their sponsor, I think. Hey, you could just ask me to be part of that movie and I would have promoted it uh on LA Mingo. All right. Let's see if this guy's dumb enough to do that. Oh, watch out. Oh my guy's behind me, too. Oh my gosh. OH MY GOD. YEAH, YOU SNEAKY. You're sneaky. Oh, in the We're on the sun or something or sunting, dude. This is like crossy road. There's like cross road and I'm OH MY GOD, I DID IT. AND I HAVE LASERS. I know I have a bunch of things purchased here.
I'm not using them to cheat. I don't think this game's hard enough for me to start cheating. Come on. Make Come on. Make one for me. My 10 coins, dude. That cost seven Robux just to have that head for one life time in game. That was seven Robux to wear that. They could just buy the UGC I did with Danny. NO, WITH DAISO OFF. Oh god, I gotta jump back onto this. Whoa. Oh, they're gonna hear me with both their ears. Oh, they just heard me. Oh, they're hearing me.
I'm sorry. Hear that? I'm sorry. Hopefully they all heard that. H. Do I want the catapult that's in the middle or the one that's not? Spring. No. Ow. Felipe spranging. Oops. No. Okay, I guess that's the wrong one. Whatever. No, he's looking at I trust this one the most. Okay, sorry. Give me a second. Yahoo. Oh my gosh. STAGE 10 LA. Who's this? Who are you? Who even are Oh, who are you? Get the hell out of my game. I disavow that character. I don't want him in my game.
You idiot, Felipe, you deserve everything that happened to you. Look. You think you can beat me? Look at this. You think you can beat me? I'll put my life on it. You think you can beat me? WHOA. OH. OH MY GOD. THAT WAS CLOSE. THAT WAS REALLY CLOSE. You guys don't move, right? You're just like a Li jump. Oops. That shouldn't have happened. NO, YOU'RE HITTING ME NOW. THIS PERSON DOESN'T HAVE VOICE chat either, so I don't think I can reason with them. Oh, L. PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO SOMEDAY and know that I owned you. Ew. Get out of my game, Robert.
All right. What do I do about this? Surely just walk around you, man. You're having trouble TURNING AROUND. STAGE 11. I BEAT that person. Leave him with one of those. All right. Stage 11. Bike. Bike obby. Stolen bike obby game. La. Don't haha me. I'm a master at this game. Stop. Yes. Spring. Look at this. Look
Dude, supposed to make you faster. I like these guys growling out of the ground. Woba. Why do you make me so slow? Let me zoom through this and speedrun it. What is this guy doing to that one? What are all of you doing to this specific part of the map? Anyways, Felipe was family friendly. Felipe, he would NOT DO THAT. WHOA, THAT WAS CLOSE. LAVA ALMOST HIT ME. WHOA. NO, MY BODY SHOULD HAVE FLEW ONTO THAT. OKAY, I GUESS I'm not that far back. you.
I did it. Oh my gosh. I did it now. Nice again. Look how lazy these guys are. Great. One's just having a seizure right here. That's horrible. There's just one guy. There's so many that could be helping him right now. We're going crazy. We're going crazy. I think my favorite so far is the batwing, guys. But I like the cra I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy type guys. Jump over that. Oops. My life. Oh, okay. I can just do whatever I want because it's my game. Lol. Hey, by the way, I know you can hear this and you're nothing but a noob and so is your mommy. You and your mommy are noobs.
How are THEY BETTER THAN ME? STOP. YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER A NOOB. I can't do it. I'm going to hurt your family. Oh, wait. I can just go on this. No, I can't. I'm ready to punch myself in the head over this. Stop. WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? I WAS GOING TO RUN STRAIGHT THROUGH it and I'm going to live. I'm going to whatever. Let's eat my bro. They're going to kill their own family over my little dispute. Haha. Why is this so difficult? Come on. Oh my god. I can't do it. I literally can't do it. OH, WAIT. IF I JUMP, I can do it.
Why is my IQ so low? That's kind of concerning. But I can just jump over these. STOP. GET ME OUT OF HERE. THEY'RE TOYING WITH ME NOW. They're twirling me around just because they can go. No. This is actually a hard part of the hobby FOR ME, EVEN WITH jumping powers. No. COME ON. I did it. Oh my god, bro. They have them being freaky to each other again. He would never do that. Stop. Oh, they're looking at me. And it's disturbing. They're looking at me. That was actually a horrifying shot that you did. Stage 12, THE FINAL LEVEL. I don't know where my body went.
Oh my god. Ali Laa. Great. No one can talk to me. Easy. What mode is this? Can you stop hoging it for CEDA? Oh, why am I A JUMP BUTTON or click the fire? Yeah, boy. Oh, no. You got to go like that. Oh, Felipe Craters. Ew. What really is that on the bottom of him? I don't like that he's showing that off. It's like when you see a cat's You know what? It just kind of makes you angry. What? Surely we all get angry AT THAT. AH, DUDE. THEY'RE DISAPPEARING. LOOK HOW I'M locking onto these. Is that the game doing that for me or am I that good? Oh, no. It's locking on for me. Okay, never mind. Hey, that's some coding that they have. Oh, I could have just been holding
this down. Kill my teammate. Kill my You go see shrouding him in smoke. Man, this really just does it all for you. Stupid. Yeah. Just holding space bar. Whatever. Oh no, I'M REACHING TOO HIGH. MY journey ends here. What's easy mean? Oh, what the hell? No, I'll do hard mode. This wasn't easy enough for people as like a final thing. Like look how bad this terrain is. Like every viewer here could do a better job at all these maps and everything. That's probably the reason why um it became successful and all my games failed because they were too good. That's why I
have zero visitors right now. Goal. Yeah, we just have a gray base plate. This is our celebratory after our adventure, right? Yeah. Whatever. Oh no, we're not done yet. IT'S A FINAL BOSS. HELLO EVERYBODY. DUDE, I think I played this boss before. I don't. Maybe I haven't. I'm kind of having amnesia. Oh my god. Guys, you have all mics, right? Whatever. Guys, stop doing this to him. I know you can hear me. Big rocket.
WHY IS HE TARGETING ME? WHY IS HE WHAT HAPPENED? OH I DIDN'T I'M SORRY, ROBLOX. I REMEMBER YOUR POLICIES RIGHT NOW. NO. HOW'D I DIE? LET ME BACK DOWN THERE. I NEED THE CREDIT FOR BEATING THIS. NO, I GOT THE FINAL HIT. HEY, I GOT THE FINAL HIT, EVERYBODY. I GOT THE final hit. You're here because of me. Oops. I just remembered THE POLICY. OH NO. HOW'S ANOTHER ONE? DIE. Laser sword. Lightsaber. Ow. Why? Why her shorts? Like, who is this? You're dead. Presenting Piggy. Dude, I don't want to have to share my profits with Mini Tune.
This is all my game. Hey, we got to watch out. Hey, did you know that I made Hey, God. So, wait, is this the reason PE like so many people play this game is for the they just log on to the boss fight server. All right, what's next? French fries, FELIPE. DUDE, HOW OUT OF IDEAS could you be? more than me for still bringing up Felipe. God tech king. Why are you walking like that? This is not a game. Stop. Stop shaking it. You're distracting from the mission.
Ah, that was close. AH. OH, THAT'S FINE. Don't know what the hell that is. He must just laid an egg on me. Yeah, me and the guy who came up with the original back rooms thing, not Kane Pixel, whoever posted that one thing. Me and him have a lot in common. We are We have been robbed of our lives. Someone made way more of a life than we could have off of my uh our ideas or something. Except Felipe is way bigger than the Back Rooms. And the Felipe movie would make way more money and I'd be a way better director. Oh, he's sitting on you and he's showing that one that creepy spot. He's going to sit on you with that creepy spot on his bottom that we've been talking about. So, people grind 10 boss battles so they can go wear the
FELIPE MASK. AH! OH MY GOD, HE JUST GRABBED LIKE FIVE PEOPLE. AH! NO! LET ME GO. I'M STUCK. I can still shoot him, BUT I'M STUCK. OW! OW! HE KILLED ME. HE SMUSHED ME, MAN. I still got plus one. Could I just be AFK? All right, you are just These are nothing. You beat all bosses. Wait, I just won. Hello everybody. I made Felipe. I know two of you can hear me. Please say something.
Please say something. I made Felipe. What? Wait. Stage X, which is the Roman numeral for 10. Wa. This is creepy. Bonus scary stage. Oh, and he's looking at me. Oh, and he's putting that. See what I mean? His butthole, man. Don't put that anywhere near me. AH, THE DOOR closed on me. Scary stage X. The scariest noise ever. Jump around that. Oh, I'm scared. I'm spinning. I'm scared. I'm spinning. Yeah. Hey, go for it, noob. No, you don't voice shot. Oh my god. That's actually weird. I don't like seeing him with like a thin body like that. Starve.
Whoa. Okay, sorry. I didn't mean to feel like I just walked on some. Okay, so that's stage X and now I can go to stage four for some reason. Yeah, whatever. That was stupid. I have finally beat escape Running Head. Um, and I love it and I forgive you. You Isn't that nice, guys? What a happy ending.
