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All right, y'all. Welcome to my newest obsession, Heart Island. I WANT TO BE PUT DOWN NOW. WHY DID YOU GATHER US UP like this is more fun, you know? Oh, it's not FUN AT ALL. WAIT, IS THIS A SECRET THING YOU'RE WORKING ON? A project I've been working on. It's not really a secret. You know, I watch Love Island. OH, NO. SO, WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET ALONG HERE. OH, forget that. Why would I want to get along with these nut jobs? I'M OUT OF HERE.
HEY. WELL, THAT'S UNCALLED FOR. Bet you weren't expecting an ender pearl, huh? Okay, bye. He's not going to get very far. Watch this. Wait. Why? Wait. What is What does that mean? WAIT. OH MY GOSH. GET AWAY FROM ME. THERE WE GO. WAIT. What's happening to him? Those are my guard sharks. They surround the whole island. Yeah. Babe, that's a little uh date. We're going to finish. Okay.
Wait. Let me get this straight. We're just prisoners here then. Well, what if we DON'T WANT TO DATE ANYONE ELSE? WHY DID I RESPAWN HERE? BECAUSE your spawn point is set. Duh. We're in purgatory. We're stuck here. So, this control wand controls everything. And what if I take that from you? You know, this has all gone TO YOUR HEAD. IT HAS. THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING. This is going to be so fun. We're going to react to all my favorite scenes. Oh, we're going to have confessions and stuff. Oh my gosh. So, you can talk in private. Total private. I promise.
You know, I don't believe that. How are my mortals doing? Hello. I am their host with the most, so this will be fun. Hello. Oh, there she is. Bombshell has been released on the island. And don't worry, I don't have any actual bombs in me. You know, there's got to be another way off this island. I'm going to go look. Oh, yeah. I'd love to see that. Look at them. Now that we're all impressed. I'm not doing this. I am not confessing anything to anyone ever. How did you get the helicopter to land on its own? Because I'm magical. It's behind the
scenes stuff. Don't worry about it. Okay. Is going to be my only way off the island. Okay, so here we go. Wait, what are you doing? It's time for our first pick. Wait, what? What do pick your partner? I think you guys would be a great partnership because Ian and Zayn, they're going to be really mean. You know how this sounds. Wait, are we picking who we're dating? Cuz I Choose your partner though with a Rose. I just made some suggestions and you can take them if you want to or not. Up to you guys. Okay.
Yeah, I don't know about that. I didn't even have to think about it. Of course, I picked Zayn. Zayn's the best. WAIT, WHAT AM I DOING HERE AGAIN? YOU NEED TO STOP THIS. BRING ME BACK. BRING ME BACK NOW. WHY DID YOU PICK ZANE? WHY? to new connections. But I'd like my connection. That man is going to Yeah. And you know who I love more than anyone else? Myself. You can't just date yourself. AARON, YES, I CAN. JUST WATCH ME. IT'S ABOUT BONDING WITH OTHER PEOPLE. I CAN'T date anyone else here. You're not even an option.
Oh, stop. I'm supposed to be the host. Well, you're the one who did this to me. My only other option is Ian, and I don't want to do that. Come on, Ian. He won't murder you. I promise. Yeah, but what if he does? He is totally going TO MURDER HIM. OKAY, FINE. BUT YOU OWE ME. OKAY, REMEMBER THAT. GO, GO, GO. OH, LOOK AT THAT. OH, I HATE THIS TIMELINE. Bring me back to my street. You know what that means? That I don't have to do this and I can date whoever I want.
We should, but we're not going to. WHAT ABOUT MY FEELINGS? HEY, WHAT? FIREWORKS. I'm in a glass prison of my own emotions. We're going to define this space and it's an escape room. You're going to do it? Why? Can't we just escape the island instead? You two don't STAND A CHANCE. SHUT IT, Z. WE'RE ON THE SAME MISSION HERE. WAIT, WHAT? WHAT DO YOU DO? I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING ALREADY. HOW? OH, a rock that could be opened. H. All right. What's in there?
I like licking things, bro. This is why you fall in every trap, though. Okay. I hope you understand that. Oh, these are Come on, Casey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. You got gold in there. Oh, of course, bro. I Aaron dream team. Whoa. Dude, dude, dude. Don't get too excited. Don't let them distract you, Casey. Come on. We got to win. I can't believe this. We're all getting along. My plan is working. I'm so smart.
You know, we can hear you. You're not muted. Ian, we got to find the next step. Where do we put these blocks? No, no, no. Casey, you're not listening. We got to scan from east to west. That's north. Got to put this somewhere. Come on. Come Okay, I've got to slow the boys down so Casey and Zayn have a chance and they can make their connection. You find anything in the cabinets over there? Whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. SKELETONS. OH MY GOSH. HIT HIM WITH THE BLADES. STOP.
YOU GOT THIS, BRO. YOU AND YOUR BIG COME FROM CRAZY, BRO. Are you hitting ON ME RIGHT NOW? I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. YEAH, I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM. YOU USE THAT BIG STRONG BRAID OF YOURS TO FIND THE COLORS, BRO. IAN, ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT? DUDE, WHAT IS HAPPENING TODAY? OH MY GOSH. ALL RIGHT, BRO. IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY BALL, I'LL PLAY BALL. HERE. Let's find out where these blocks go. Okay, let's see how they do. Uh, I got to help them.
Why won't you let me help? Because you're not doing it right. THERE'S A PROVEN SYSTEM. All you're proving is that you're a jerk. Oh, it just looked like a block. I didn't know it was a chest. DUDE, DUDE, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK. THE PAINTED CORNERS. LOOK. UH, they're totally a match. Okay. Uh, do we put the blocks on them? I don't know. Maybe. What? Wait. Oh, there's under frames. Okay. WHAT'S BOTTOM LEFT? OH. UH, IT'S A DIAMOND. WAIT, DID YOU STILL have the diamond or uh And then go. YEAH. And then go bottom uh bottom right.
Oh my gosh. Ian might actually change as a person. All right, bro. I think this is it. DUDE, YOU DID GREAT. THAT WAS AMAZING. NO, YOU DID GREAT, BRO. YEAH. I mean, yeah, I am pretty good. Ian on for the win. How good is that? That's not a great name. We're going to have to get a new one. I know how the shipping culture goes. I'm not letting them name us that. Never. Okay. Now what? WE GOT THIS. WAIT, DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN LEAVE or doing so good? I knew they would get along. Oh, what is happening? Oh, drama.
I love it. I live for drama. All right, let's just uh put this here. There we go. Guys, look. It's a bomb. Are you just dropping BOMBS ON US NOW? OF COURSE. OH, look at that. It's cool. Oh, she is very dangerous. She's kind of dangerous. Yeah, I am. So, you got to get someone to leave their current partner and pick you instead. Oh, don't you worry. Mama will just hit her with her spicy. Do your thing. What is the spicy dance? What is that? That is a That's something.
Yeah. You like that? Dance with her, you know. Absolutely not. You do need to work on like the little hit movement, girl. A no way, Jose. You got to go big f out. Oh, you are literally on fire. I love it. You wanted me to heat things up, didn't you? I don't think they interested in your little peacock dance. Is it cool if I hide in here? Yeah, I feel like I MISSED A LOT. WHERE AM I? I'M STILL HERE.
We're out of time. Sorry, Kim. You did your best. Zane and Kim, we'll be choosing this time. Go ahead. Here's your flower. Wait, are we switching or Okay. And I can choose whoever I want. Yeah. So, Casey did choose you pretty quick. Don't choose me, THOUGH. I CHOOSE AARON. DON'T CHOOSE ME. WA! HOLD UP. Think about it. I didn't have to think. Of course, I'd pick winning. Winning is the best.
Zane, how dare you? Casey, you weren't supposed to. I want to win. Okay, dude. She's not going to forgive you for this. You need to reconsider. You know what? I got an idea. I'll make this easy for you. There. Now you can't choose me. Hey, wait. Am I allowed to do this, sir? I don't think you could do that. Well, you make the rules. You could change it. Okay, so Ian's fair game then. No. If we can't have Aaron, I want Ian. Wait, wait. What? Jeez, relax, bro. If Aaron's blocked, then I guess I'll take Casey.
Oh, wait. If no one shows me, what does that mean? Does that mean you might be up for elimination? Wait, does that mean I can leave the island finally? That's not how this works. Oh, no partner. What is that? No staying IN THE SHOW. I take it back. I THINK I'M BACK. ZANE. PICK ME. IT'S NOT TOO LATE. IT'S YOU'RE BEING SENT TO EXILE ISLAND. WAIT, WHAT? I DON'T WANT TO GO TO EXILE ISLAND. OH NO. WAIT. AM I BACK? DID YOU I'M NOT BACK. YEAH, he should have partnered up with me.
No one should partner up with you. Fine. I mean, wait. Get time. New partners is a chemistry test. All right, Z and Casey, you're going to have to take your blindfolded partners, go over there, find the right materials, guide them, and build this. Why? See, there we go. That is our burger. Just trust me. Okay. Yep. So, you guys can build. Okay. But, uh, you're going to be relying on our partners. Okay. Oh, that's why I got the tools. Okay. Mhm. You guys got this. Let's go. All right. Come on, Ian. Let's get going. No. Wait. Wrong way. Yan. Go east. Am I JUST BEING A COMPASS?
BACK to the shore. Okay, go straight. The east is a cardinal direction. It should BE EASY TO LOCATE. I'M IN THE WATER. GOOD JOB, ZANE. OH, WATCH OUT. Just listen to me. Ignore that button, Ian. Okay, turn around. I'm clicking. Forget I said anything. Oh, I hear something. A little bit of my voice. Close that down. Oh, it's okay. You're doing great. Hey, listen. Um, you got to meet in the middle. Well, that's why I chose this.
Okay. I just was really hungry when I made the prompt and I thought a cheeseburger would be nice. You know, it's fun. Okay, good. Just keep digging. Okay, I'm Okay. Right here, Casey. Yeah, right there. That's a great place for it. You're doing really, really good. Look at that. A little bit to the left. Oh my gosh. How are you doing? Mhm. Another one. OUR RELATIONSHIPS ARE GETTING STRONGER. EASY. What about phase two? I think phase one is hard enough.
Perfect. Oh, I don't like the sound of that. What is that? I'm going to have to get YOU UP. NOPE. WHAT'S HAPPENING? SERIOUSLY, TIME. Okie dokie. Casey and Kim. Yay, we did it. And this is a sad burger. Got a happy meal. This way, Kim. It's good, right? It's a whole sloppy joe. Sloppy Poppy Lobby Doppy. Oh yeah, baby. Take that, boys. Behind you. Oh, WHY COULDN'T I GET A RED? Maybe next time. Sounds like it's another time to do a repairing.
Let's see who's in it. Oh my gosh. Pier. Oh, hey. What's up, your boy Pierce? I like working out sheep and always getting what I want. Yeah. Pierce, come on. THIS WILL BE FUN. WOO SOMEBODY. I don't want to do it. I didn't say what it was, but you know what? It'll be great. You're going to have a friend. Wrong. Let's go. Good luck, Pierce. I'm out of here. Okay. Bye, party poopies. All right, let's do this. Make sure you make a good first impression. Yeah, big boy.
Uh, next. Pierce. Well, that's one way to start a date. Sorry. I thought that was the point of the game. Do I have to sit with her now or I think it's best for everyone if you jerk. Now we're talking. Hey. So, hey, this place seems pretty chill, right? Oh, yeah. Run. OH, NO. IT'S A RAT ATTACK. IT'S RESTAURANT. GET SHUT DOWN. IT'S ATTACKING. I don't know what's up with this. I'm so sorry. Uh, can we get them all? Um, are you okay? Are you okay, bro?
What is that? I'm okay. What's that? That even come from? Something is fishy here. So, uh, you come here often? Yeah, I've been stuck here. Okie dokie. You guys know the drill. This time, be really careful and think about who you're going to be with. You're going to be with them for a while. Wait, wait, wait. What? I said to think about it, please. I say I don't need to. Zayn wants to choose Aaron over me so badly. I'll choose Pierce.
Wait, why didn't you pick Kim? Because I knew Pierce would make you more jealous. I don't care. I lied. It made ME WAY, WAY MORE JEALOUS. WELL, you know what? I'm taking your old partner and we're going to win. Ooh, I thought I was bringing you guys together. What's happening? Fine. Be with Kim. YEAH, FINE. OOH, they're fighting. So predictable. But you know what? It's okay. Oh, what's their problem? Just enjoy the island chateau. Am I right?
Well, I have bad news, Ian. You don't have a partner. They must leave. Wait, what? No. Wait. What? No. There we go. Bye. Sorry. Okay. All right. So, now we have some more folks. Uh, let's see. Okay. This will be fun. Let's see how things are doing. Oh, look. Ursula fishing. That's all he's been doing this whole time. He doesn't usually like fishing. All right, new game. We have some 5 seconds to grab some stuff. Ah, easy. I'm not done yet. If you're matching with your partner, good. If you're not, bad. Okay.
Ah, so Cape's my partner, huh? What? No, it's not your partner. Your partner's on the other side. She's over there. Oh, okay. My partner's over there. Got it. Yep. You got to grab the same thing. Got the best food. Let's see if you're compatible. Best food. Okay. You know what? I already know exactly what I'm going to get. There are some serious options in here. There's only one option. I think I could tell. Come on. Clock's ticking. All right. I guess this one and time.
Come on, Casey. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. AHA. THE GOLDEN APPLE. WHAT? But Kim, golden apple has the most benefits. Yeah, but it's a milkshake, bro. What's better than that? Got you there. Golden apple. Hey, look. You got bread. Casey's got bread, too. Well, sorry, guys. Looks like we're on the same page here. So, we're going to have to do this. Ow. Wait. Is that WHAT HAPPENS? WAIT, WHAT? OW. We catch fire. I mean, seriously, am I on a prank show? IS THIS GAME RIGGED AGAINST ME?
All right, Zane. Don't forget you can use items, too. Final round. Okay. All right. Your next prompt is cute as mine. Okay. Hold on. Oh, what do I pick? There's so many cute options. Oh, there are. I'm so sorry for what I'm about to do next. What? Zane, no. Don't do it. I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO DO THIS. I HAVEN'T WON YET. ZANE. Oh my gosh. Oh, that doesn't sound good over there. I MUST WIN. IT DOESN'T MATTER. Oh my gosh. Okay. 5 4 3 2 1. Damn.
Cut this mob. Uh, take some animals. OKAY, WE'RE READY. WHAT IS GOING ON OVER THERE? OMG. SEE, what did you do? Why would YOU TAKE AN ANIMAL? I heard you burning everything, but I also heard pig awaking, so I figured you grabbed one. And I just copied her. Hooray. We win. So that means Good job, Zane. Why am I so cared? Oh, sorry, Zane. Rules are rules. So, you know what that means? What a nice day. Guys, are we some getting along? What's happening? WELL, SHE DYED MY BED GREEN. WELL, HE DYED my bed blue. But I do such a Wait. All right. Somebody's messing with all of us.
Wait. Messing with us. Oh. Oh, I bet it's safe for being a sore. Oh, yeah. LET'S GO GET HIM. ZANE. He's so much of a prankster, though. OH, Z. I JUST WANT TO TALK. HUH? OH, that was definitely somebody. Hey, get back here. Who's ruining my game? Come here. Can't believe this. Can't believe they got away this fast. Well, this got to make some great drama. Oh, wait a minute. It's not what it looks like. YOU'VE BEEN PRANKING EVERYONE this whole time. Well, yeah. That's kind of one of the things I do.
How did you make a secret room? I killed the shark and I CAME HERE. WHAT? DON'T TOUCH GEORGE. HE AND I ARE BUDDIES. I love him and I need to keep him safe. WHAT? NO, NO. YOU STOP BRINGING ME HERE. I DON'T WANT TO BE TELL ME YOUR SECRET, THOUGH. All right. LISTEN, YOU got to see this first. Look, look, look. What? Wait, that's you? That's a dummy out there. See, I told you I got secrets. Ian looks just happy to be with somebody, I guess. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's falling in love with me. I'm sorry. Rules are rules.
Whoa, whoa. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WE CAN CHANGE THE RULES. YOU CAN CHANGE THE RULES. YOU MADE THE RULES. BUT YOU GOT EXERCISE RULES. SORRY, BABE. I'M OUT OF HERE. WHOA. OH, NO. BABE, LISTEN. I LOVE YOU. Don't hurt me with whatever that is. I won't prank anyone ever again. You won't. I promise. Piggy Minecraft promise. Fine. But no one can see you or it's against the rules. Okay. See, that wasn't too hard. But I should probably warn you that uh you PROBABLY WHAT THE HECK?
WHAT THE OH. UH, LOOK AT THE TIME. I got to go. Aaron, this might actually work. HUH? I WANT ANSWERS. ABSW ANSWERS. Maybe it's the sun that changed your hair. But it's not the I've BEEN IN THE SUN BEFORE. Have you? Really? I'm just saying. I don't know if I've ever seen you in the sun. Let's check the security cameras and see what's going on. But, you know, these weren't meant for security reasons. These are meant for like, you know, the drama and stuff. Ooh. Once I cut this together with all the talking heads, it's going to be so fun. As you can see, nothing out of the ordinary. Just a beautiful adorable place.
Uh-huh. Yeah. Except for the rats in the corner. What? What rats? What? Those rats? That's supposed to be a fancy retreat. Not a rats. What the Where are they? I don't see them. Huh? What a Huh? What? Don't worry about that. That's something that you need to You let Aaron back INTO THE CHAT, TOO. WHY DO YOU CARE SUDDENLY? You just wanted to play the game, huh? So, he's the one that's been pranking us. You're just making assumptions.
Assumptions. Assumption. Man. Jeez. Uh, but there wasn't a rat, a mau, I knew you were hiding something and NOW I'M TELLING EVERYONE. Go ahead. Be a tattletail. You know what? I can make this fun. Come here. I got Oh, nuh-uh. You're all rules are rules and YOU'RE NOT EVEN FOLLOWING THEM. WELL, WE'RE SICK OF IT. OH, who's the winner? Now, Kim, gotcha. We're getting off this island. It's going to make for some great job.
Did you mess with my redstone? Yep. Kind of how you're just MESSING WITH ALL OF US. YOU DO THIS all the time. I GOT HER. SORRY, As Bet you didn't see that coming, DID YOU? I'M GETTING ALL SAD HERE, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE stranded here. How far was I myself then? Oh, well, there goes that. Wait, where's Casey? Yeah, she's like my best friend. But I have to get off this island. Okay, I'm going crazy.
A You tied me up. I didn't know you care. I got it. NICE. WE DID IT. ALL RIGHT, BRING HER DOWN HERE. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU guys actually captioned me. I'm so proud. I'm so happy they're all getting along. Excuse me. I was saying it was a really a great plan. It really did all come together. You could almost say that you guys all came together. Your hearts. No. She stopped us from fighting by giving us a common enemy. Oh, gross. Why do I feel so gullible? I CAN'T BELIEVE WE FELL FOR IT.
I'M SO PROUD OF you all. Go ahead, AARON. WAIT, WHAT? YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU WON the first hard island love games. You won. All right. Out of here. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KISS ANYONE. SEND ME BACK SO I can kiss somebody. Please, please.
