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fortnite now has achievements 163 of them because I've barely played since these came out I only have 66 of 163 my goal is to get every achievement on my fortnite account 100% fortnite some of these are very easy and take 10 seconds some of them will take probably 100 attempts for example there's an achievement to get 25 kills in a game win a game without Shields or meds oh it's miserable everyone else who's done this is really good at the game I would like all of you to remember I'm complete dog [__] we're going to start with the first in match achievements cuz the first achievement is to get the first kill of the match we've got to jump out of the bus straight away and hope
whoever lands with me is complete crap got to get a gun did I get it I got it first achievement done and another one first play to collect a weapon from an eliminated player that's two achievements done I'm just doing all the easy ones right now just ticking them off I have to eat a birthday cake while holding the birthday medall like a fat kid at Christmas give me some cake another achievement completed there's an achievement to heal at a campfire that's an achievement spray 10 graffiti on the ground some of these are way too easy just pollute the environment no okay I just spoke too soon I just got to do one more spray achievement done yes all right it's all right I was just a robot ghost I also had to go through
three Rifts in a match all right that one was very quick and easy I'm just going to try and win and then we'll move on to the next one yes get the not an achievement just wanted to show you I could still do that look at all the uh achievements we got 73 out of 163 these are easy ones though there's going to be times where getting one achievement will take multiple games maybe multiple days still working on the first in match section this game we've got to be first player to catch a fish I don't know what other psychopath is going to be fishing the moment he hits the ground yay first person to catch a fish I have to be the first player to forage eat a mushroom off the ground got that one done I also have to catch 15
fish that's another achievement okay just look at this content one more fish let's go achievement done all right well that one counted for three achievements I have to forage five items got to eat a bunch of mushrooms achievement done I got to shoot three drones bang some of these are almost impossible yet that [__] is so easy search three weapon chests I got to eat five different fruits and vegetables munch it doesn't matter I got a bunch of achievements done at some point I got first play modifier weapon didn't even realize I got that one I'm so good the Mrs Incredible skin just came out so I've made a change I feel like there's a joke here but that would be super inappropriate I want to speed this up so
I was the first player to hire an NPC the medic specialist healed me for 100 Shield that's an achievement I spent 2,000 gold bars that was an achievement it's my twin I died I was a thick Target man I was then the first player to purchase an item and then I got 150 ammo from a supply specialist that took us up to 91 out of 163 yes I've only done really easy ones shut up I have some Duo challenges so lunter is here yo first person to revive a player just jump off all right and he's knocked before I even land it's surely scientifically impossible for someone to beat us there we go first player to revive a player we're done die faster good man get the reboot I got the first reboot of the game good job Luda you're good at
dying all right there we go one more revive there we go revive your teammate three times in a match I also need an NPC to revive you that's another achievement is there anything else you can do for me Luda or are you just useless to me now I think I'm useless all right that's everything I needed in Duos let's go there's only one left in the first in match tab first player to get a legendary item all right I think this one's just basically luck yes legendary yes that was actually easy it's right I did what I wanted to do it doesn't matter one tab done the entire first in match tab is finished I'm the fastest man in the world it's time to start working through the other sections so over the next few games I
traveled 2500 M on a train who knew I'd be really good at the meme of just sitting there I killed 10 henchmen I searched 20 chests and 20 ammo boxes and all that ammo gave me 1,000 ammo collected that's an achievement oh look I did that whole row this game and then I used all that ammo I collected to get 1,000 shots fired in a game but this uh this obviously makes a bunch of noise which alerts other players um how am I meant to fight this guy what the [__] is this update what the [__] am I meant to do it feels like I just got a colonoscopy by a Street Lamp yes this video took so long to film Dr tomb was still in the game and just a warning even for me I'm going to swear a lot in this video I'm going
to get very angry you've been warned the next game I locked myself in a vault where Dr Doom could not find me and shot a,000 bullets then I quickly claimed the island that was an achievement I scanned 10 players with this NPC that NPC also got a kill that's an achievement and then I died again obviously but the deaths are not pointless if I get achievements done I also noticed it's now 162 achievements I think they removed one I guess that makes it easier 250 damage by a heavy specialist this guy's relaxing right now but I need to hire this guy to do 250 damage for me there we go that looks like a good suspect hot him this is you bro this is all you hit him with your grenades you've got grenades hit bro youve he's broken my
NPC all right fine this guy's just with us now quick right there shoot him you [__] [__] you [__] idiot do damage shoot him I killed him by accident come on buddy you ah a all right mate let's try this again huh come on right here right buddy good job 98 damage nice all right I need a little bit more damage bro come on get him yes literally one damage are you kidding me you make me want to punch myself in the skull literally what just hit one [__] shot just hit one shot dude one damage dude yes oh my [__] God I literally don't care about the rest oh that took so long we got the achievement that was like the first hard one of the entire video luckily the next challenge of getting 500 damage with an auto turret was very
easy oh I did it yes can I do a whole game with just this auto turret then all right that was shortlived all right the seasonal tab is finished I got most of it done prior to this video I don't even really remember it but it still counts it's done I then noticed the resources tab was almost fully finished over the next few games I collected 1,000 gold bars got that one done I built 200 structures in a match and then I had to destroy 500 structures oh I know what to destroy will it mean I'm going to hell absolutely but they all count baby every one of these Graves is a building destroyed all right one last thing to destroy let's take it down see you achievement done what a successful
game I may have died but that got the entire resources tab done that's three tabs finished my entire life at this point was revolving around getting achievements so even while helping winter film a video for his channel they were my top priority D Dad okay wait here run away with him quick you got to go 100 m with someone on your back just 100 m he's got to not bleed out before I do that yes there we go I got it now I can kill this guy thanks you did your job all right 2 days into filming 116 challenges done all right 1,000 Health restored in the match I could see this one being difficult okay that's enough let's use the medkit let's start farming some health if there was an f and CS for taking damage uh I am the global
Champion all right I'm currently just over 400 Health restored now I'm just going to focus on saving up my meds cuz there is a second achievement to survive 500 storm damage trying and do them at the same time so I collected a bunch of medkits look at that Health go up and then I sat in the storm for the entire game okay this just got to outpace it for okay I got the 500 storm damage yes and I got 3,000 Health now I can just celebrate I got the achievements Nothing Else Matters yes 1,000 Health restored 500 storm damage hey the laser beam Skin's back in the item shop I mean it won't be when this video comes out but if it ever is La Z R code laser all right one more in this section in the
survival tab 1,000 Shields gained in a match we got splashes and that is our first 100 Shields so there's a way to do it without taking damage from players and I'm going to do this even if it's a bit cheap come on man yeah that's good thank you man all right that's another 100 Shield there is a P this is literally a food I'm relying on this thing to shoot me come on get me oh my okay chill dude all right thanks a little bit more Shield bro I'm literally 60 damage away I'm going to have to do it against the Real Player probably do someone hit me for like 40 damage please one hit of damage is all I ask why does no one want to [__] shoot me okay that's enough get out of there
that's enough Qui drink the shield yes wo all right time to kill this guy okay I got I [__] K okay I got the shield achievement done that is my fourth tab finished 119 out of 162 it has taken my entire day to do like three have an inventory full of legendary items or better the game is basically saying I want five of them God I haven't said that in like half a decade oh yeah we just got two in one chest surely something in this vault is legendary oh there we go yes achievement done I got five of them surely with these five legendaries I would go on to win the game oh God Dr Doom has spawn Doom is impossible all right well I got the achievement I needed the next achievement was to get 1,000 damage in a
vehicle which I obviously did first try I had 700 Dam [__] after dying I decided it was better to hire an Uber driver I've been hired let's go dude honestly I just farmed a bunch of robots nice that actually is so much easier in Duos why was I ever doing this solos oh it's achievement done already can't help me with these other achievements man I got to do myself and we're dead my Uber service is done here that is another entire section finished the entire special tab is done I was called special once so I'm quite proud to have that one done okay now that is all the easy sections complete these three are where this video gets hard this is the victory section basically every challenge here requires winning
the game the first one win a game using only Legendary Weapons or better surely this Mythic chest that's what I like to see all right I've got a legendary SMG that's all I need all right luckily I'm insanely good at the video game so on my first attempt I destroyed everybody it's now a One V one just kidding I am obviously [__] dog [__] [__] yeah so now every time I fail one of these uh chief it's like 25 minutes of my life yes every death is 25 minutes every failure 25 minutes [__] he was sing and the challenges went late into the night I turned all my lights off and I locked in but even that couldn't help me [__] but what laser beam lacks in gaming skill he makes up for in pure determination oh I just think I got the
like craziest third party of all time and now I think it's just a robot you know I never back down never what it's Legendary Weapons that's the easy one took me till it was Bloody dark next up I have to win a game with just common weapons in theory this should be a lot harder which I'm scared for I made legendary look hard at the same time I'm trying to win a game with only one weapon oh there we go this is all I need this gray shotgun is all I got oh man there's so much loot oh it'd be so nice if I could just use some of these guns the weapons I use really don't matter much cuz I kind of just hide all game in all these challenges but you still got to get the final kill oh [__] I set myself in the storm
[__] that was almost such a good G [__] but the next game something interesting happened okay it's a one V1 how did I what oh he died to the you [__] suck bro I'm awesome I then realized I got the single weapon win but did not get the common weapon win cuz at some point in the game I accidentally hit someone without realizing so it didn't count this means I still have to get a win with just common weapons [__] yes back down never what he's done it with common weapons that was actually easier than legendary this next one I don't even get a gun I have to win with just melee weapons now one of the final achievement sections that is very hard is all about getting weapon damage these are melee damage challenges so at the
same time I'm trying to get 2,000 melee damage in a match you might be thinking what are you going to do hit him with your pickaxe that would be miserable so luckily no all right I have to come visit this NPC by the claws these are the only way this challenge is even remotely possible oh I've never used these before this is going to be great why did I bring my fingernails to a gunfight I found out it was basically impossible to kill real players um yeah it took me quite a few deaths to figure that out you cannot [__] kill a real all right I've brought Alex along uh so he can reboot me he's a pro uh so he should be able to keep me safe but I still got to do the damage and I got to get the last
kill stay still make sure you get the body as well yeah I got to farm the body yep fre damage freey another one luckily in Duos I get more damage for beating up on down people go got him oh my God I am it's so much easier I still need 800 more damage though like we've been killing people all game yes challenge done holy [__] that was like my entire day all right I got the damage of achievements done but that's only one of our goals I still have to win the game with these claws oh kiding quick please IW it I'm going to die to the Zone I have no mats yeah I completely choked I was miserable luckily on our next attempt the competition was a little easier got one no these definitely AR
NP all right count hey it ain't my fault epic game put robots in the game right win a match deal only melee damage thank you everyone thank you to my bodyguard all right 133 out of 162 every achievement takes so long now all right as is a trend in this video the next challenges are even harder I have to win a Duos match as a solo win a trios matches a solo and win a solo squads game I'm going to start trying to do solo Duos these final few challenges will break my brain oh I see two gliders there cuz guess what everyone's learning with their Duos cringe imagine having friends so while trying to as a solo Duo I'm also going to try and get 2,000 shotgun damage in a game yes I still
have a bunch of damage challenges to do so I'm going to keep trying to do those one [__] I was one shot he 50 h b one shot from the solid yes in that game I did not get the damage achievement or the victory I was a complete failure next game I focused more on the damage uh I locked in I killed a bunch of robots uh I just farmed them for damage I'm not going to lie uh epic games put them in the game it's not my fault one more kill and actually have the Damage Done this game that'd be nice you may notice I'm only 30 damage away surely you're not about to watch La beam choke completely right I was choking the winds and I was also choking the damage [__] let's thing gameing you [__] both s dead this is the easy one
of the three still got trios and squads to go all right I have 18,800 shotgun damage I should finally get this Damage Done okay challenge done I got my challenge done I don't care about the kills wooho I had finally made some progress and achieved something but our main goal is still to get the win in Duos and it went how you'd expect [__] why do I try they say the definition of insanity is uh doing the same thing repeatedly hoping for different results well call me [__] insane that was a close one guys [__] I just killed myself I want to punch everything I decided I might as well keep trying to get the damage achievements like 2,000 assault rifle damage just to make sure I'm still making progress instead of
just dying and obviously uh I immediately started bullying a bunch of Robo hey 2,000 assault rifle damage well now it's not a wasted game when I inevitably cut to me dying I got [__] pickaxed by someone who's dog [__] oh look at that at least we're getting the damage achievements let's go ahead and do SMGs uh turned out to be way harder and I also continued to just die oh 50 HP again I'm s here for [__] 7 hours trying to win a door again I've given up I'm doing what all the old washed up people do I'm trying zero build oh I think I just broke my head winning this solo Duos game had me wanting to quit I thought about giving up I had spent my entire day like 10 hours just died towards the end of the
day I finally got SMG damage done that also took my entire day maybe I'll even win the game I look I did good I did good I didn't even realize it but while getting that SMG damage and shooting down bodies I also got 50 head shots in a match at least I was getting some achievements progress awesome all right let's uh let's work on pistol damage I'm doing all this in the dark that the lights they hurting my eyes man damn I'm popping off I need have 180 damage left there also one final Duo I didn't even notice at the time I got the 2,000 pistol damage on the final shot of the game before I died despite getting all these damage achievements I had still yet to win a solo Duos game it was an entire day of my life
I've woken up and I'm hoping that only terrible players are on in the I [__] cry [__] I actually [__] te winner Duos matches a solo it's done you may think I'm joking but I actually spent so long trying to do this I was genuinely emotional and I got so many of the damage challenges done while going for that now time for trios yes my reward for dying in Duos for hours now it's time for trios which should be way harder fight me one V one you [__] it's good to know we're back onto our regularly scheduled programming okay it's a 1 V2 who knows maybe it's
one yes let's go yes trios yes oh that's okay one more go somehow trios only took 2 hours it was so much easier but we still had to do squads oh God squads so far basically the exact same uh I won't lie all my kills this game are Bots hence why you have seen none of it I've got to somehow wait for all these squads to clash and I pick them off yo it's it's all solos dude I can do squads like now come on Las beam don't choke this buddy yeah that's one dead a One V one I think he's like oh he's like I see him
creeping yes oh man a strategically picked the time of day when all the [__] players are playing and boys is it paid off solo squads yeah yes somehow squads was the easiest makes zero sense but the achievement's done who cares all right after that I have 148 achievements done I'm saving the four hardest achievements for last which means I still have some easier ones I have to finish first I need to get a 150 M kill and a 250 M one oh yes 255 M all right got all the long distance achievements done I have one more damage achievement 2,000 rocket damage so I had Alex drive me around so I could blast people with war machine gloves bro you must be so sick of this [__] bro I'm so [__] sick of this
desert I'm sick of cars all right farming damage I just did it 2,000 damage eat my ass that is rocket Damage Done I noticed I already had 15 kills with just the explosives now this was a great chance to get the 25 kills in a game achievement you can get Max loot here Max loot oh let's go can I get 10 more kills with 17 people left I full box him for you one HP you got him nice dude you are such a good Wing man holy [__] nice free you got to kill everyone left I'm locked in bro we only need four more kills they're all Bots oh my God you're going to do it go nice oh my God one more person dude this was just meant to be the explosive damage game I just need one of them you
can kill them let's go dead get him nice 25 kills in a game this might be my kill record dude yes I did not expect to do that game it's crazy that getting 25 kills in a game is considered easy compared to some of the other challenges I need to get six kills in a short duration yeah they're all fighting like come I'm going to try and knock both teams yeah oh yeah this should be good if this doesn't do it I don't know what would to be honest surely yes we just got it six kills in a short duration done yes it was with robots but that's not my fault blame epic games all right there one left before the final challenge damage a player with five different weapons in a match ready one two yes achievement done it's done I'm
awesome I don't know I just doesn't matter on to my final challenge quickly you may notice there is these three damage challenges 2,000 damage with a marksman rifle there is actually no Marksman rifle in the game at all in any way shape or form so this is actually technically impossible yes it's [__] annoying but those actually don't count which means all these sections are technically completed all of them are finished which just leaves these final four achievements in the victory section win a match without damaging an opponent win a match without building in build mode win a match without gaining Shields win a match without restoring health I'm going to try and do all four of these in
the same game perhaps the most impossible fortnite Victory ever accomplished the ultimate Victory Royale everything I've accomplished in this video to this point meaningless compared to this I know I'm landing at the same place I've always landed but at this point I know this area so well I just got to remember to not build and not damage anyone I also can't use any Shields I can't use any health forget all that stuff I don't want it I don't want any of that so guess what that water I can't go in it gives you Shields but it's looking for jetpacks Iron Man boots and Shockwave grenades Shield bubbles could honestly be good I need to get Iron Man boots very important just the boots just the boots hopefully I get a lot of Shar
waves pleas I need shock waves it's all need okay first attempt I couldn't build to save myself out of the Vault bro it's such a weird way to play fortnite shock waves are basically the only way I can actually eliminate people and pull this entire challenge off I died trying to get these things this NPC sells shock waves though I've been saving up gold for this o disgusting medkit get out of my inventory gross still figuring things out right now okay wow I just lost health I am unable to get that back I am
now at 77 HP for the entire game this is our first real attempts so basically I've got movement I've got the boots I've got the jetpack I'm just going to try and fly around and spam shock waves on them okay they're fighting I need to go now I don't think I was killing bro with 14 kills oh this is going to be so hard no really fantastic idea to do all of these in one game l b no gaining 30 Shield I just gained 30 Shield win a match without gaining Shields I failed bro I just bought the shock waves I got a jetpack on spawn doesn't matter can't use them can't do it I'm in a top five situation again I've got 12 shock waves Shield bubbles boots okay I can't use shock waves while I'm in the sky okay [__] somehow through all these first few
games I have yet to throw a shock wave my goal for this game is throw at least one shock wave okay well I got a shock wave off bro had 18 kills in full HP like I that [__] ain't going to work on him there was a lot of brutal challenges in this video but as you'd expect this was the most miserable my entire day was obviously filled with death all I got stuck under a [__] rock 25 minutes of my life to get stuck under a rock all right it's a one V cringe a bro I tried to emote with him I thought he might let me have it I don't even know if shock wave is going to work yeah I noticed in that game because of his jetpack every time he got hit with a shock wave that guy would barely move my
whole plan of shock waving them into the storm in order to pull off these four challenges in one game it might be impossible but I just had to keep trying oh my God that was the [__] game I mean I just might as well just die because like I have no HP this challenge might actually be too difficult putting these four together may have been the dumbest idea ever I look disheveled I barely look like a human being at this point I've been getting like 13 hours of screen time a day but will this be the game all right it's the top two already uhoh no I set myself in the storm [__] I meant to throw a shield bubble bro I sat there for 25 minutes just to do that [__] as embarrassing as that was I just
have to play another game getting Shield bubbles looking for a jetpack Gathering shock waves waiting for the entire Lobby to die trying to stay hidden I've just spent 25 minutes of my life to get to this point in the game I'm going to sit here doing Nick a30 actually you know what I'm going to do my emote we're in Australia there's a good chance that they know it's me or bro Sky basing now that guy's doing something weird I guess he's bored still going to keep doing my emote for a bit but I yeah he just jumped down hey bro I'm sitting do my emote hell yeah dude look at us we're best friends I think he might know it's me this is how I do it this is how I [__] do it I'll take it I don't give a [__] icon skin privilege yes
yes who are you bro [__] God what a [__] Legend all four of those achievements bro I just had to play enough games to get recognized and for them to kill himself I'm going to add it I know he has Twitch in his name but I think he's just redeemed that entire Community my mic's not working I've got to message him so I asked this guy why he gave me the win prob because um be subcribe to theam and just that's my guy it took like 2 weeks of filming but the laser beam account now has every single achievement in the game except these three uh can epic games please add a marksman rifle so I can get these three done uh for some reason it says like 161 out of 162 as well the maths don't even make sense epic games is in shambles I still did it
