Marcy, you're okay. My armor has an emergency. You scared me. What? Even back when we weren't talking, I was so afraid something bad would happen to you and I wouldn't be there to protect you. And I don't want to lose you again. Okay, so here's a plan. You start saying things and you start laughing way loud and then Bubblegum will get jealous of you which will awaken her fin love. You start us off. Um h funny. Um giddy up. Um diggy. Greetings, Finn. Hey, Marceline. Hello, Bonabel. Yeah. So, what's so funny, Finn?
I um uh it's something. Well, then keep it down out there. I'm trying to whistle practice. That was great. Now, we begin phase two. It's so powerful. Wait here. Hey, look, Finn. I know Jake's your friend and all, but if you really want Bubblegum to go to the movies with you, you've got to like stop listening to your dog and take some advice from a real girl. But Jake said Face 2 is powerful. How is Jake going to know what girls want more than a real girl? Yeah. Okay, great. So, what we need now is something fun. Girls love fun more than anything. Fun. If you can show Bubblegum that you're fun, she'll defin want to go to the movies with you.
You said fun so much. It sounds all weird now. Fun. So, what do you like to do for fun, Ben? Oh. Oh, I like to wrestle and fight. Girls don't like that. No, no, that's perfect. All you got to do is get in there and wrestle Princess Bubblegum and show her how fun you are. Fun. What? This door shall yield to no command. Safe for a song from a genuine band. What is this grip of grabb? It's the door of the door lord Finn. We used to lock them up, but they kept breaking out cuz they're doorlords.
They broke out because you let them live. H. Door said it'll open for a genuine band. Let's try music this door open as a quincet. Can I be the jerk in the band? Cuz that's an important part of a band success. I know how to get through this door. We're going to lay down a chill jam. Hey. Yeah. Just keep it cool. Got that, princess? Oh, my face. Let's see if you hacks can keep up with my raw talent. D.
I'm going to bury you in the ground. D I'm going to bury you with my sound. I'm going to drink the red from your pretty pink face. I'm going to Marceline, that's too distasteful. Oh, you don't like that? Or do you just not like me? Sorry [snorts] I don't treat you like a goddess. Is that what you want me to do? Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect like all your little loyal subjects do. Sorry I'm not made of sugar. Am I not sweet enough for you? Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you. Well, I'm just your problem.
I'm just your problem. It's like I'm not even a person, am I? I'm just your problem. Well, I shouldn't have to justify what I do. I shouldn't have to prove anything to you. I'm sorry. Look at the door. So why do I want to bury you in the ground and drink the blood from your Stop staring at me. YOU THREW ME OFF. Come on, everybody. Don't stop now. The door was responding to our music. I wonder what it liked or what was missing. Well, I know WHAT'S MISSING. TALENT. I'M GETTING OUT of here. You hacks.
Talentless hacks. Yikes. I can't believe I let you talk me into this. It's not like I have a lot of free time, you know. Peebs, you work too much. Imagine a pizza. Only half should be business. The rest should be personal. Personal pizza. Yuck. Try to have fun tonight with the Ice King. Not in your everlasting lifetime, girlfriend. I wish you'd call him Simon. He's actually kind of sweet and funny.
Can you please try to get along tonight? It would mean a lot to me. I'll try. Try anything once. That's what I say. Simon, what's this? It's a present to bribe you for coming over. You don't have to bribe us, silly. We're here because we want to hang out with you. No one has ever said that to me before. You didn't say no takebacks. So, check it out. I upgraded my home karaoke system. Do you like karaoke?
Ta. We love karaoke. Bonnie is a dynamo on the mic. Okay, you guys get started. I'll freshen up PB's drink. [groaning] [screaming] MARCELINE, get out of here quick. What's going on? Something's wrong with the IK. Oh no, Simon. Hi, Martha. Are you guys pranking me? Your friend just majorly malfunctioned. He was jerking around all weird and his voice sounded like he was possessed. Cool out, Bbell. I know you love karaoke, but you can't take it so seriously.
[bell] I hope you like penguin cuisine. It's mostly just shapes. Who doesn't love a good romboid? You're a romboid. Here, Simon. I know these are your favos. Oh, thanks, Gunther. He just called you Gunther. He calls everybody Gunther. Bonnie, there's something really wrong with Simon. There's something wrong with Wait, you just called him Simon. Call me whatever you want. This is the best date I've been on since my last date.
This is not a date. Neither was the last one. It was a robbery for real? Yeah. She stole my heart and my crown. Your crown? What' you do that for? It just makes things easier. Jeez, man. This must be all of her stolen junk. What a creep. A Ford Broncus H. Whoa. My privates. Come here, Biddy. Bam. Whoops. What the invoices? Receipts. Sumazoom. Bleblop for the purchase of Hambo. WHOA. WHAT? THAT'S MY PRIVATE BOX. Maja's mitts only, you goof. So, you purchased Tambo from some wenus named Ash. That's right. He was a wenus, so I wrote
it on there as my personal joke. But the sale is still legit. Hambo's mine. His body's all juice locked with sentimental affection. A savory spell spice. So get OUT OF MY FACE. ALL RIGHT. Where's Marceline? She's busy with my Krabbit. Crowbage. Crow rabbit. I knew that trench wouldn't respect my proof of purchase. SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU, BOZO? By the laws of my kingdom, I must honor the exchange of goods for legal tender. But guess what? I'm not leaving without Hambo. So, what are you going to do about it? I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Marceline. Yoink.
Hippo. Oh, it's me, buddy. How did you I took care of it. Let's bust out. They got away with your ambo. Ha da. I let them. You what? I made a trade for this. Bing sentimental freshness. Oh, the psychic resonance on Hambo IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS BABY. MARCELINE, what up? Why didn't you tell me you got thrown jacked? I got to hear it from that wax fraud. Be cool, Marceline. Let's all be real cool.
Give us a minute, Peppermint Butler. H. Well, I didn't get jacked. I quit. But yeah. All right. I should have told you. I was just embarrassed. And it all happened so fast. I'm still trying to sort things out. See things rationally. Huh? Well, you could have talked to me about it. Yeah, cuz you're so dang rational. I'm sorry. That's mean. I'm trying to be less mean. That's why I'm starting fresh with a new kingdom out here. Just me, pet butt, some pretty stars. Oh, and of course, some varmints. Varmints raiding my pumpkin patch. Every dang night after all my sweet bioengineering. Nursely varmints. Not tonight. So, how long you going to sit out here for? long as it takes.
Uh, all right. Yeah, let's get these varmments. Um, yeah. These must be pretty good pumpkins, huh? They're citizens of my garden kingdom. 100% loyal garden citizens. That reminds me. So, I was in the Grocery Kingdom last Sunday cuz uh free samples, you know, they had these like shrimp cocktail dealies. So good. I was sucking the sauce off them and hucking the shrimp at the ceiling. I kept going back for more and more samples. I could not stop myself. I don't know, man. The shrimp must have gone bad or something cuz all that red came right back up.
Still invisible and yaking red all down the produce aisle. It was awesome. Hey, you remember that one time? after them varmbit hole. Ah, nuh-uh. A ding-dang varmint hole. I can't believe my sweeps didn't find it. Well, you found it now. So, what next? Next, we dig. H. This looks like a delivery tunnel from the old rock candy mines. Huh? We haven't been down here in hundreds of years. Remember when I'd get you out of those stinky cheese kingdom trade meetings and we'd sneak down here and spray paint the walls? Um, I am
pretty sure it was me who found you vandalizing my property. Yeah, but I got you to tag something, didn't I? I bet I could find it. Here, come on. We used to follow the minecart rails. Burn, burn, burn. TV, get me some backup. [screaming] It's headed this way. I'll take down this beast. Burn's way. [screaming] Burn. No, no, no, no, no, no. [screaming] Bonnie, you're okay. My armor has an emergency. You scared me. What? Even back when we weren't talking, I was so afraid something bad would happen to you and I wouldn't be there to protect you. And
I don't want to lose you again. Hey, I'm a tough gum. Nothing never happening to me. Never. I know. I'm Girl, you phrase that so weird. I might have a concussion.