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YOU LOOKING UP, PAL? Attention shoppers. 2 minutes until closing. Please make your way to the checkout. We better make our way to the checkout. There's too many. Welcome. Welcome back. I can't hear anybody. Is it my birthday? I hear everybody. I'm kidding. I hear everybody. talk. Ryan, how about you?
Talk. Ryan's This [__] is not talking, is he? Oh, I got you. Hey, whose birthday party went? Us. Is it your birthday? Yeah. There you go. It's your birthday. You I'm dancing. Happy birthday, little boy. Happy birthday. Hell yeah. Where's the cake, dude? I want some cake. Listen, the cake is right here. Look at his ass. Wait, wait, wait. Who has flashlight? I got a T. Oh, for tash light. Tash number torch. [__] torch. Tash. I should have known. Yo, the party is down there, guys. Look, the party is down there.
Hey, listen. We have to earn 1,500 tokens. The tickets there. Go. All right. [__] all y'all. No, don't go. [cough] Well, it was nice knowing you. Let's go down this hole, guys. Together in one hole. He just goes in a different hole. He's just there by Guys. Hey, guys. We really did leave him though. Oh, where are the guys? No. Are you alive? Get out of my way. What the [__] is that?
Open the door. Open the Open that door. You [__] Is this guy not attacking us? Watch out. Watch No, I don't think so. Oh, del. I think we had to walk They're friendly. Come on. They're friendly. Oh, they are friendly until they until it turns dark. I forgot how to play this. Chill, guys. Chill. Brian is by himself still. Yeah. I got two coins. Solo let's play. I got two coins. Two more coins. Are you sure we don't share coins?
You know, it's going to be interesting to see what happens. I want A [__] SOLO LET'S PLAY. WHERE THE [__] IS EVERYONE? THAT WAS in Discord. Did you hear me? I That's what it sounded like. Replied perfectly. How do I eat my pizza? Um uh tab, I guess, and use. Oh, use I got some sanity back. No, my sanity is back. Listen. Listen, Venos, I'm going to pay two right here, and it's going to make a sound where the exit is. Listen. 3 2 1 Okay, this way.
Yo, who wants a granola bar? Or you want a granola? Granola. He said, "What's a gola?" I feel bad for Brian. Why did he do that? Where the [__] is everyone? They're right there. Yes. Where are you? I'm in a maze with all these yellow guys. Same. I think I went in a different hole. Did you guys go in the same hole? You piece of [__] [__] Finally realizes you [__] [__] Hilarious. I didn't do it. Why did y'all follow me? Cuz it was funny. If I had to guess where the door is.
Wait, I hear I need all the way water. My sanity is going crazy. We're dead. We're going to die. Don't say that, man. No. Go's coming. Run. Go, go, go, go. This is a safety room. Come here, guys. He's getting farther away. What? What do you want? Yeah. What?
[screaming] You have a birthday hat. Why do you have a birthday? Is that what you been saying, guys? I want to show you my hat. Swear to God. I hope you're all dead spectating me. Top of description, Guys, eat some food if you don't have food. Eat some food. Eat some food if you don't have food. That's probably what he says to all the Ethiopian kids. You should drink some water.
Everybody listen. Shut up, Lou. You're getting great. That's so close, dude. It's like to the left. Oh, look. Come here. Come here. Look up. Look. You can see the signs. Yeah. Oh, that's pretty cool, actually. Okay. Maybe we should try and get there. PUSH IN. OH, [__] Don't leave me. Oh, [__] Open the door. Right there. It is. Right there. I see it. Where? Oh, the door. Oh, we got it. Oh, YEAH. YEAH, WE NEED a coin. I got it. We did it.
What the hell? What the [__] guys? I think that floor is magic. It's just like the movie. It's a magic floor. Yeah. Hey, I'm jumping over. What about All right, guys. Let's go in a different hole. Wait, wait. There's coins on the other side of this table. If we can make the jump. I can do it. Wait, did he get it? Did he get the coins? He did. Nice. All right, let's go. Oh, no. Oh my god. They got Brian.
Brian's not here. Brian was supposed to meet us here. Listen. Let's Let's call him on the radio. TERRORIZER. WHERE ARE YOU? LISTEN. [clears throat] The exit has a uh like a neon sign above it. And then if you see a door with three black arrows. Yeah, it's a door. If you see a door with three black arrows, that's where you need to go to. Are you guys past this? Yes. We thought you guys finished the [__] video. WE THOUGHT YOU WERE [screaming] HERE. You need to make it to through the exit door.
I found it. Okay, I FOUND IT. Did you find the arrows? Is it coming? I'm here. I'm in the fun center. The red light, green light. Can you hear us in here? Am I doing my own [__] video? Are you kidding me? All right, I'll see you guys at the Oh. Air. He died. I died. He died cuz he lost sanity. Oh, thank God. I feel like I'm I lost child at the supermarket. Oh, they found each other.
WHAT HAPPENED? HEY, I found you. There we go. LOOK, NOBODY'S HERE. WHERE WERE YOU GUYS? HELLO THERE. UM, they're dead. I got two. NO, I'M NOT BACK HERE. I AM NOT BACK. NO. [screaming] GOD DAMN IT. I JUST GOT OUT OF HERE. DOES IT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER? [screaming] I found it. It's over here. Okay. I don't know where over here is. Did you go uh No. IT'S A [__] MAZE, MAN. It's a [__] maze.
Go on your way. ALL THE WAY TO THE MAZE, [__] GO left and then go. You're a Did you just time that? Did you die? I'm over here, dude. Wait, I'M OVER HERE. I'M INJURED. YOU [__] I SEE THE SIGN. I SEE THE SIGNED. I don't know. JUST GO WHERE? JUST I WANT I swear to God. I feel bad for YOUR PARENTS. GET OVER HERE AND RES ME. YOU GO TO ME. I'M AT THE EXIT. You're going to me. Okay. Right. I'm I'm going to go over to him, guys. I'm going to go over to him. Oh my god. I sure hope there's an apocalypse. We can make Nugler the leader of the survival crew.
This would be [__] great. Let me just crawl over here at snails. He's right behind me. I'm crawling on the [__] floor because I never said you were. GET OVER HERE AND RES ME. YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE GOING. Now it's going dark. I call you. Oh my god. You got so lucky. Walk to the exit THE OTHER WAY. YOU I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE [__] EXIT IS. OH GOD. [screaming] You're so Jesus. Oh my god. So lucky. Guys, wait. Wait there. Don't Don't jump in the hole. Uh Lou almost out.
Lou has enough tickets to get them out of here. Oh, there we go. We'll see. Go go99. Oh. on a little bit more. And now PLEASE DON'T. There's no way. Do not do. Come on. The numbers are going up. No way. Out of here. Oh, we're still dead. I was stuck in there with him. It was absolutely torture. Where is everyone else? Where is at the new level? At the new level. If we go through this, does it spawn them? I hope so. It should start a new level. It should on playground stre. Come on. Are we back?
Come on. Are we? We're back. Yes. New content. Finally. New content, guys. By the way, no glow. Without spoiling anything for the movie, are these locations in the movie at all or no? No. No, it's probably the original. Oh, cool. Does anybody got coins? Yeah, I've got coins. No, that's coupons. There's you dyslexic Why would it be dyslexic? Coin pon coin bond. Oh, you mean for like the words in demand ice cream and frozen cauliflower has expired. Oranges went down.
We got a quota. Wait a minute. We're doing a [__] lethal on demand. Why do we got 5 minutes? So you put the items on the conveyor belt. Oh my god. There used to be a game show years ago called Supermarket Sweep. Oh, we're in a Mr. Beast video. We had to eat everything for a whole month. Yo, I found an orange. Security. Security guys. He looks friendly. Looks like a good guy. Oh yeah. Another make contact.
He doesn't have a face. OH. [screaming] Oh [__] Critical sanity. Oh, there's actually three. Nice hat, dude. Oh, I can revive you even though I'm down. Oh, I can revive you. What the hell? All right, I'll take it, too. Thanks, Nola. Thanks. She's eating. Oh, I thought he's running towards you. Why they not killing you? We need that in ice cream. I don't know. So, we're looking for what's this? I don't know. Olive oil.
Nice. You can pull me up. The olive oil. What the [__] is Del are you guys doing? What the hell? Let me go. Where'd you find that? I'm selling. I'm selling my stuff. Sell. Dude, look at all that [__] Let's go. Look at all that. We can eat the apples and oranges for our sanity. One minute and your bloating. Mine awarded. Oh, well, too late. All right, that was day one. We got some good money for day one.
Hey, who needs a hat? There's a hard hat over here. Who needs one? I have ice cream. Hard hat, dude. Come here. I don't know. Maybe it protects you over here. Yo, I got it. I want to go to the island, please. Pick me up. Where's the exit? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think that's the exit. I don't think there is the exit. Do you guys think the exit is in the store and we could go through it like kind of like a maze?
Oh my god. Lights are off. This is creepy as [__] Look, guys. It's safe. You think the workers are still working? Oh, they're coming. Back it up. [__] YOU. YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE. NO. [screaming] NO. [__] What the [__] What the hell? He can't do it. Come on. I got you. Oh, is he? Is he coming? Oh my god. He's ramming you in the ass. Uhoh. Dude, you guys phased him through, too. What's happening?
What are you talking about? The door's opening on my screen. Okay, so we got to go find the exit, right? Oh [__] Don't let me in. You won't let me in anymore. It's fine. Oh my god. I'm running. All right. Where we going? What's happening? How much do we need? Thousand bandages. You need a,000. We need $1,000 worth of olive oil and oranges. What? What was the whole Oh, I guess it's just we have 5 minutes before it's dark, but we still have to do the same thing.
Yeah, I think 5 minutes is the day, bro. This [__] What is up with my game? We could buy things. We could buy a ducky. Someone's a dog. Please buy the dog. Please. How do you How do we $55? $55 duck. Uh blue key card price. We only have 115 available. I said blue key. We get a free We get a punch card for free. Oh, nice. Yeah. And then do a blue key card. There we go. Open the door. Ah, we're back. All right, guys. Listen. Come back.
Milk is bad. We don't want to get milk. Frozen cauliflower will get us $23. Milk will make us lose money. Yeah, I think Orange just sell milk. Where are you guys? What are you doing? Can set? Big a big stack of cans. Yeah. Right there. Look down. Here. Right here. Pick it up. Okay. Go to the engine. Quick. Which way? This way. Oh my god. So slow. I got the coupon. Let me sell it. I can probably uh sell.
Hold on. I'm applying the coupon. Put another one. Dude, we're going to be rich from this. Hold on. I'm I'm going to buy coupons. Yeah. Can I put it down? Yes. Yes, you apply. Oh [screaming] [__] Oh [__] I thought that guy was helping. What do you mean that guy was helping? How much money do we get? Yeah. $100. What? I used a coupon, too. I used three. Well, you know, those items weren't worth that much. All right, guys. We have four minutes still. 4 and a half minutes. Sell your hat, Van. Sell your hat. The hard hat.
I like my hat, dude. We need it. We need the money. Better be worth it, man. I think it's six bucks. Oh, five now. $4.99. The economy is not doing good, dude. I don't under I don't Oh. Oh, look. There's 4 minutes on the clock. What are they screaming about? I'm coming. I got a lot of stuff. Hey there, Mr. Emil. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Please. I think it's a multiplier. 24 times.
Shut. I'm trying. I'm not even I'm 4 foot. I can only see the bottom two shelves. What are the coupons here? Give me that. Let me fix my Let me give it I'M TALL. I'M TALL AGAIN. IT FIXED IT. Oh my god. Help me, please. Where are you? ARE YOU [__] ASS? Is there a guy after me? Is there a No. You're good. Yeah. He's good. He's He went around. That [__] went He went around. He tried to juke you. It's over. Is he on my ass? No. No, no, no. You're good. You're
Here. Give me up. Give me Oh, yeah. I forgot. You need to find No. He's probably only place where there's more stuff. How are you guys doing? Very safe and nutritious drink. Eat ball. No. Wait. I've had liquid pain before. You know what? NO. NO, HE DID. NO. OOH, COINS. I don't know. Here. Coupons is a multiplier. I can go to the till. Yeah. And then I Yeah. It keeps it on there. Look, look.
Does it stay on there? Yeah, it stays on there. So, you sell it for 22 times now. Is it 22 times? 22x. You see that, right? I think that's 22%, right? 1 22. Look, that hat is usually $6. Now it sells for $9.99. Look, look. Now open. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no. We got watermelon. $58. Oo. We're not making $1,000. It's over. This was our last day. Hey, look at it. Look at that. Look at the Oh [__] Day Oh, for [__] sake. What?
What are they going to do? Huh? What happens now? Now we go to the egg. Does the [__] does the earth explode? My sanity. Goodbye. I love how that one went. Goodbye. So, no. Where the hell did you go? I died [__] 10 minutes ago. Did you not get in the door? Are you stuck there? Hold on. See you later, pushy. What? Where were we dropping all our [__] Where were we dropping all this [__] I just In here. I There's a coupon in the machine. There's a coupon in the machine already.
[__] yeah. Put more. Wait, you just erased my coupon. It was higher than yours. Oh, I didn't know. I thought it was adding to it. No, you did not add to it. Mine is 1.44. Yours is 1. I didn't know. I thought it added to it. I thought I SAID THERE WAS COUPONS IN IT. YOU DIDN'T KNOW? I KNOW, BUT I THOUGHT YOU COULD ADD TO YOUR COUPON. [screaming] BRIAN, come back. [screaming] How close are their employees?
Brian, he's only after you. BUT WHAT DID YOU SAY? He's ganging up on you, man. Did you say candy? God damn it. They should be the Olympics. Sorry, Brian. I meant he's gaining up on you, Brian. What did you say? You Oh, he's just having a conversation with you. I just wanted to stop and talk. Oh, nice. Talk to you later. I just wanted to have a chat. Hey, what a nice guy. Hey, what a nice [__] Hey, I'm coming.
$95. Okay, don't put in that one. Put it in this one. This has got a coupon. I know. Wheel on this. I know. Let's go. Huge. Brian, let me get the coupons. Imagine we had 1.4. Oo. 1.5. Big. We have over half. Sail has started. What does that mean? Okay. Do we use the coupons? Use the coupons. Okay. Which Okay. Which one? Which one do you want to use? [__] relax. 952. Yeah. Okay. Look at that cheese. Oh, we about to get money.
Oh, not bad. All right. Don't Don't celebrate. Let's keep her going. A big cheese wheel. Where is it? Hey, just where that guy is over there in the middle of the aisle. That's a dangerous looking cheese. Why are you running for the cheese wheel? It's not worth it. He's got it, man. It's the cheese wheel of victory. Yeah. Oh, look at this guy cheating. Worth it, man. It's worth it. Get it. Oh, these are not worth it. Oh, GO. The cheese is on top of you. The cheese is frozen in midair.
I want the cheese. You sell the cheese, man. Oh, that's going to be it, man. That's going to be it. 30 bucks. Look at that. We did it. Oh my god. Didn't even need day three. We [__] pro. I didn't even realize that. I was saying good thing we were all together. I think I a faint voice saying, "Where?" I don't know. Yeah. Are we missing? I heard the faint voice of an ex GTA YouTuber. Where is he?
No, I'm dead, you guys. I'm dead. Oh, damn. We were running back to get you. You were. I was watching you guys. Yeah, we were on our way. Oh, right here. Oh, the Oh my god. You leaving? What? Look at him driving. What? What's happening? You have reached the end. We did it. We finished the game for now. See you in 7 months. I'm never going to merch store ever again.
All right, guys. Oh, you got to keep your helmet on. You did, too. Yeah. And I got to keep on Do we go back to the yellow room like the original room? Oh yeah, record entity out. Wait, what? Find VHS. It's like we're in that movie. Now we're in the back rooms. All right, everybody split off and go in separate directions and never see each other again. Goodbye. Oh, look. Smiley face. Oh. What do we do when it's red? Um dance. You got to dance. There you go. Yeah, there it is. Oh, here they come. Spaghetti monsters right here.
Lou, what kind of Lou run? No, [screaming] OH, now you want me to suck your dick, [__] pervert? What about now? Do you want me to do it now? Oh, you're going to get in trouble. Yeah, you tell him. We're going to cancel you, spaghetti man. Yeah, you the child. We have proof. [groaning] Oh [__] I can read you while he's distracted. All right, follow me, Louis. I'm following you.
Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing, George? I don't think he knows why he's laughing. Because he said, "Follow me." We were just going in circles and then it's either I was like did we just die instantly or did you just quit because it just had a blue screen all of a sudden? I didn't know cuz I didn't know that the end of the whole game. Yeah, it looked a blue screen. It looked like a sequence of like found footage. That's why cuz we're just running through and then like it's red. The dude's like screaming my left side.
I'm turning the corner with you. The whole city goes to like the blue.
