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Hey there friends, how is it going? Today we're playing Bully. Ironically, even though the game is called Sorry fellows, I'm just doing an intro over here. All right, ironically, even though the game is called Bully, you're not actually a bully in Bully. You're a troubled kid who gets sent to this awful school full of awful people, students and teachers included, and the story unravels from there. I did do a video before where I was as good a student as I could possibly be, and that did kind of flip things on its head. So, what I want to know today is what if you take the title a bit too literally? What if you are the most extreme bully you can be?
All right, three casualties and I'm barely inside the gates. That's a good start. I haven't even met the principal yet. Why should I have to walk there? You drag me in to meet the principal. You've done a lot of naughty things, haven't you? Vandalism, graffiti, bad language, violent conduct, disrespecting staff. And that's only just since I got here 5 minutes ago. I've got a good feeling about you, boy. The beat down does not stop until I do what the game tells me to do. So, I've decided to give this poor kid a permanent brain injury. Is this bullying? Am I doing a good job?
Punched him all the way around the back. I didn't even know there was a back to this building. I ain't going to forget. I'll never What the I think I broke his AI. WHY ARE YOU NOT IN YOUR UNIFORM, YOUNG MAN? YEAH, that's the pressing issue here. Not the guy who's bleeding out in the back. I'll get in my uniform. Thanks, sir. Hey, you're the new kid. Yeah, what's it to you? Friendly, aren't you? Give me a break, loser.
Hey, relax, friend. You're all pent up. Go easy or they put you on medication. They did to me. Boy, nearly sent me insane. So, how about I show you around? Gary's trying to teach me how to drink soda, and I'm taking that personally. Crap face, you're stupid and ugly. Hey, sorry fellow bully. Yeah, thank you. He respects the grind. Maybe if I beat him now, I can save myself a final boss fight later. There we go. You failed. No, I won. I was never good at first impressions.
Let's try this again. Just a soda machine. Okay, let's [__] go. Come here. Don't walk away from me. I didn't want Oh, sorry Gary. Come back here. Oh. Oh, is that the same guy? Dude, stop it. I'm not doing this mission again. Hey, how you doing? Oh hey, someone smaller than me. Nice to meet you. I got a few mods so the game would perform and look better, but the fact that the buttons have all changed color is really disorientating for me for some reason. Why is blue? What kind of madness is this? Don't be a bully. Don't
tell me what to do. Okay, this is clearly the toughest kid in the dorm. I'm going to beat him up to show dominance. Nice. Wait, why are you defending him? Everybody get in the wedgie line. All right, everybody out. I want some privacy. Oh, all right. Well, he's dead. I can tell I'm getting a reputation. Those students over there are nervous just seeing me. That's Russell's locker. You know. Why is this the first thing they're showing me? Where Russell's locker is?
Yeah, let's rob him. What's this guy have in his locker? A cap. There's no one even chasing me. I'm just going to get in the bin. Yeah, this is who I am. I don't abide by social norms. Damn, what is wrong with your face? This trash can is full of things that look better than your face. I'll give you the chocolate if you pay. Not a chance. [screaming] Hey, you want to scratch? By the time he finished his sentence, I'd finished him.
Thanks. Um, want to make out? He's got a girlfriend on the first day of school. He's such a bad boy. I don't know what that bit is about. I was always confused by this whole section. Oh, I fell. Well, time to take out my rage on anyone who happens to be nearby. Including him. I got to get out of here. Cutscene. Save me with the cutscene. Oh, thank goodness. Over there we got the nerds and those are the preps. They're all money and condescending attitude. Yeah, massively inbred and completely brainless.
Well, the one on the left certainly is he's got no neck at all. Don't be late. Get to class by 9:30. I don't want to show up early. I'll seem like a nerd, which I'm not. I'm cool and a bully. Team football jersey, nice. I'm going to have a whole new wardrobe to accessorize with by the end of the day. I failed. Do I still get to keep my football jersey? Well, the locker is still picked, so I'm guessing so. You know what that means? I've got an infinite time loop to get all the clothes I want. Nice, a hoodie. You failed. I'm still opening the locker. Do I get whatever was in that?
Oh, I got a book. Which I still have. I'm not just a bully, I'm some sort of time lord. I'm ready for class and I even brought this apple for the teacher. It's from the future. Oh, I just ate it. Take care to follow my instructions precisely. I'll try. If the chemistry here is as good as the chemistry I have with the other students, things are about to explode. Oh, the fact they're different colors right now does not help me. Carry on. You're a regular budding scientist, Mr. Hopkins. Thank you. I stole a lot of homework and I got a glimpse of some papers that made sense to me. Now I can make bombs.
Part of my bully persona is I'm only going to wear stolen items of clothing. I haven't stolen any pants yet, but we'll get there. I'll find some eventually. You seem to be making yourself quite comfortable here, my boy. Yeah, I'm pretty Be I'm just trying to fit in. By fighting? By making a nuisance of yourself? That is not the Bullworth way, boy. Yeah, you could have fooled me. What? Hey, I saw you sucking up to Crabblesnitch. What? What do you mean? I was just being nasty to him.
YOU BETTER NOT SNITCH. OH, YOU'RE A FOOL FOR MESSING with me. Those jeans you're wearing are dead weight, and I'm much more aerodynamic without them. He's got all these bullies waiting for me everywhere. How many people has he paid off? He just called me dad. Why are you guys doing this for that coward standing up there? The hell? What is hitting me? Oh, it's him with his slingshot. I thought I was fighting a ghost. Oh, yeah, I got bombs. Nice. That slingshot is mine now. Now I can bully from long range. I'm becoming even more powerful. Between that and my time travel and being aerodynamic, no one can stop me. English one. But I don't spell so good. Isn't wammel a
word? Come on, I wammel every day. What about you? Oh, that is a word. Awesome. Meow. Owl. Lol. I don't think that's in the dictionary. I'm pretty sure it is, actually. You've earned the ability to apologize more effectively. Huh, I learned empathy. Or maybe just common sense. He's bigger and stronger than me. Jokes on you, I'm not wearing pants, idiot. Looks like something crappy is what it looks like. That was the worst attempt at bullying ever. He got self-aware and pulled the fire alarm immediately to cancel out the awkwardness of his own joke. What the
hell is going on, by the way? What have you done? All right, time to disappear. Yeah, that's right. Smoke screen. All right, that didn't work at all. I'm going to steal a leaf out of that other bully's book. Yeah, everybody out. Your lives are in danger. I think a dog pissed on your pants, dingus. No, I pissed on my pants. That's why I'm not wearing them. Why are the staff okay with me just running around in my underpants? I love the music in this game though, so let's forget about the rules and just focus on the music. Like this is a vibe. This is good music to attack people to. Then again, what music isn't good to attack people to? I passed it and I got nerd respect, okay?
I don't know how the nerds even knew I was up there. And on the flip side, I don't know how the jocks didn't know I was up there. I was so visible. Storms are brewing. God's angry. I'm not going to class and I can't stuff him in a locker, so I'm going to go to class now. I wonder what class this is. Oh, it's art. Okay. All right. I guess I'm just that good. The guy drew four lines and he created this somehow. Very pleasing work, Jimmy. Thanks, miss. You see, underneath all the bullying, the violence, the name-calling, the underpants-wearing, is an art of gold. So, uh want to be my girlfriend?
This couldn't be more awkward. Like you didn't even know her. You just waited in an empty hallway in your underpants and asked the first person who came up to you. 5 minutes later and it would have been that guy. How romantic. Hey, you. I feel bad about myself cuz I've had an awkward interaction. We got to fight now. Can I get him in there? Yeah, there we go. Yeah, you stay in there and think about what I did or something. I don't know. I'm a confused teenager. Ooh, a locker to steal from.
Nice, another jacket. Look at you walking around looking all cool. Okay, thank you. He complimented my outfit. All right, wimps. It's time for some wrestling instruction. This will require PHYSICAL CONTACT BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR OPPONENT. That guy doesn't have a neck. I'm intimidated. Wait, wasn't this the guy I stuffed in a locker actually? Yeah, I'll just use that technique. Nice. Stay out of my yard, you idiot. Wait, no, shouldn't I win? I don't think this is wrestling, coach. I don't mean to question your authority.
Don't be such a girl. Stand here and do something. Sorry, kid. I got to reconfigure your face cuz coach told me to. Don't be such a girl. In fact, he's egging me on more. Why are the cheerleaders cheering for this? Kids can be so cruel, especially me. There you go. An offering, coach. And they stole an apple. Hey, an apple a day keeps you piss on your pants. I don't know. Sorry. Second day being a bully. I'll pay you. I'll pay YOU TWO BUCKS. Two bucks? Are you crazy? Make it five. No. Two bucks. Great. Five bucks. Let's go, buddy.
I didn't pay attention to what I'm doing, but I'm getting paid five bucks, so whatever it is, I'm willing. Murder, arson, you name it. Escort Algie into the school. Okay. And then that's fun, too, I guess. Hey Algernon, I heard you wet your bed again. [screaming] Oh, my god, the scream. I'll beat him up just so you'll stop. That pitch just went right through my head. Cover me. I'm going in. What the hell? Isn't that Jimmy's other girlfriend? Ah, well, I guess Jimmy isn't loyal either. Hey fellas, oh, you guys wanted to fight?
I'm trying to check on him to see if he's done. It sounds like he's done. [screaming and groaning] Thanks, Jimmy. Here's the cash. I'll tell my mom that not everyone at Bullworth is mean. Yeah, that's nice, kid. Let's go out and torment someone really helpless and unfortunate. That homeless guy. This guy's pissing me off. But he wants to bully the homeless. And as a bully, I feel compelled to go along with it. There's just something in it that I feel will make me feel better myself. The guy lives in a fighting cage. I think we might die here, fellas.
Hey, kid, give us your lunch money. Let's leave this guy to his welfare payments. Come on, let's get out of here. Yeah, Gary's leaving. He forgot he's not dealing with a kid. When I was on that ridge in Korea watching my buddies get killed by friendly fire, I could have used somebody like you. Wait, I don't understand. Like, you were shooting them and you would shoot me if I was there? Is that what you're saying? This guy is intense. I like him. Just get me a part for my radio and I'll show you what the army taught me. What, like how to get shot by your own side?
Exactly. Wait, what the hell was going on over there? I don't know what I'm doing up on the roof. All I know is a homeless guy asked me to be here and I've never turned one down before. Not going to start now. Thanks, kid. You're one of the good ones. I found him a transistor and now I get to punch him in the face. It's not a bad deal. I unlocked a new weapon to torment other children with, the uppercut. Defend Bucky. I don't know who that is and defend? I don't know what that is. Do they mean attack Bucky? Do they mean bully Bucky? Kill Bucky, perhaps?
Listen, Jimmy, I need a favor. Bucky went to the auto shop to get some parts for his science projects. He hasn't come back yet. I think he might be in trouble. Please? Why don't you go yourself? I'VE GOT HOMEWORK. OKAY, I'M FRIGHTENED AND I'VE GOT A weak bladder. It's a good chance to show Russell who's in charge around here. Now, go hold that door. And what are you going to do? I've got planning to do. This kid is being set up to be the main villain when he's just kind of annoying and irritable. I'm going to make you and your boyfriend pay for this.
Okay, him I get it, but his boyfriend, why? Why, huh? Why does he deserve it? There we go. All you're in next. Oh, wait, are you Bucky? All right, come on, I got to help you get somewhere. Also, I'm practicing my mime act. I hope you don't mind. [snorts] He walks and sounds like he's going to ruin those underpants. Hey guys. Hey, I'm just a mime. Why the hell would you bully someone who's into miming? That's weird. Oh my god, Bucky, that was embarrassing. Can you just not be near me at all? Oh, what a good sound that makes as Jimmy tries to eat his way through the gate.
Oh, it's so rough when they just point and laugh. You don't know exactly why, just that you're that pathetic. I mean, I have an idea of why. It's probably cuz I have no pants, but I don't want to succumb to societal norms. It's not what bullies do. Why are you wearing those pants? Well, would you like me to take them off? I don't understand. I'm trespassing already. I'm just here to get my mission. Start that [__] Yeah, that's me. I'm dead [__] Unfortunately for you, my pig ugly friend, that is exactly what I can do. Oh, hey, me, Jimmy, just creeping around the girls' dormitory in my underpants. That's all. And you should stay out of the girls' dorm, you little perve.
I see you undressing me with your eyes, sicko. You wish. Please, will you help me? Do I have to? Yes, it's vital. She's stolen my lab notes. What's in it for me? Well, if you get them back, I'll I'll kiss you. Oh, that's okay. Damn, I've been beating people up, but a reaction like that, that's going to scar for life. Cutscene Jimmy is much more of a bully than I ever could be. I'll be right there. What? Oh god. Wait, no, I shouldn't be stealing more. I kind of even forgot I was in a mission. Oh, no. Lock pick faster.
I got to get out of here. No, I'm I'm some other kid in his underpants. Stink bomb, away. I don't know how this could be considered a success, but I'm running back to turn in the mission and hopefully I can still make it to class on time. Oh, Jimmy, thank you. How wonderful. Sorry they're all stinky. And another kiss. Maybe it's just that he's being himself, you know, for better or for worse. Hello, children. Oh, no, not this one. Patience, Hopkins. You can't rush science. Take your time, boy. Dissection is an art. That was the first time he said that to me, but that just shows you how much PTSD I have from this mini-game.
Wait up. I got something to tell you. Okay, then tell me. There we go. No, I was defending myself. I learned that word earlier. Now, back to business. This guy hired me to protect him. That's why I'm hitting him in the face. It's kind of funny, huh? I'm just attacking everyone, but surprisingly they don't leave the audience. This guy's speech is just gripping them. I'm breaking the speakers. Another one. Soon there'll only be one speaker left and then I'll turn on him, too. The trial of brains over brawn.
Oh, I only had one speaker to go. The whole stage is empty. Thank you, everyone. Inspiring, Earnest. The hell is wrong with the crowd? Both the sound and that dance. I put a costume in your closet. Put it on. The hell? All right, Jimmy. This guy has no redeeming qualities. I think now is a good time to cut the cord on that friendship. Hey, what's going on? I'm so much better dressed for school, weirdly enough. You just got to take your Sorry. Anyway, back to the mission. Why is PT dressed like a bunny?
[screaming] Oh my god, what did I do to deserve this? Oh yeah, all of the stuff I did. All right, guys, let's get out of here. Someone bigger and stronger than me has shown up. Oh, this kid has a peg leg. All right, I'm going to plant the bomb near him. Nice, got the other leg. I really need you to help me, man. Okay, what do you need? Trip one student with marbles. I'm a genius.
There you go. Oh, sorry. Well, I mean again, technically complete, right? Ow, twice. Oh, sorry, man. I hit him in the marbles. Oh, the third time. I woke up with pants on. Oh well, time to get undressed for school. Help Gary. Who's Gary? And what does help mean? I'm thinking bigger picture, and you're worrying about getting into trouble. You know what? You really are something. They don't really hide that he's the bad guy very well, do they?
I promise you, after this, things are never going to be the same again. That is reassuring, though. Nice to see him sure in his decisions. You're really going to like this, Jimmy. I don't know. Last time someone led me into a basement in my underpants and said that, I did have a good time. So, what are the odds it's going to happen twice? Sorry, Gary. You just pissed me off. How do I get in and get that switch? See if you can knock the broom over somehow. Make it hit the switch.
Oh, okay. I'm going to need that brick I broke in Gary's head then. Jimmy, you dunce. Use your slingshot to hit the broom. Oh, okay. Thanks, Gary. Gremlin Jimmy's on the way. How terrifying. So, Jimmy boy, here we are. The hole. Why are you shouting? Why is everyone here to see me? Why am I in my underpants? Ladies and gentlemen, boys and morons, I GIVE YOU RUSSELL! OH, MAN. ME, RUSSELL? YEP, you Russell. And me underpants boy.
Woo! [screaming] [groaning] Oh, okay. Um, right. Well, I got to beat the king bully if I want the throne. So, Gary's only doing me a favor really. I just got to beat human Shrek and then I'm golden. I learned this one off a homeless man in an alley. Oh, what the hell? What the hell is this? No, stop it. I don't like this. There we go. Yeah, keep kicking him. Even if he's already dead, keep going. We want to show that not only do we deserve the position of king bully, we're going to show that we love what we do.
See you around, [__] Well done, Jimmy. Thanks, Petey. I'm the king of the school. You all right, Russell? Yeah. Look, I never said anything about your mom or farmyard animals. You did it? No, but I want you to stop bullying weak kids. Yeah, it's my job now, you hear? So, I want you to leave me and him alone. Oh, okay. Sorry. Bad Russell. Yeah, that's right. Bad Russell. Oh, yes. Chapter two. Happily ever after. Well, Jimmy, word on the street is You really are the king of the school.
Yep, I sure am. Sir. Hey, new kid. You're the strongest bully ever. Yeah, whatever. Wow, he is so cool. Like and subscribe.
