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so one time I decided to download Tinder and like swipe so I was just swiping and swiping until I saw this very cute guy so I swiped right and I matched with them we started talking for a couple of days so we decided to go on a date he invited me to his house so he could cook dinner and we could watch a movie I was very nervous I didn't know what to wear and I was like so not ready for it but I finally got the outfit that I wanted to wear so the day of the date came I met up at his house and he made dinner and it was a really nice dinner and then we decided to
go watch a movie on his bed and mind you we had like white sheets so we were just like watching the movie next to each other we were like in a cuddly position and at that moment I told him I had to go to the bathroom so I stood up I saw this huge red stain and as soon as I saw that I just immediately sat down again and he looked at me very confused he was like didn't you want to go to the bathroom and I just told him oh no I'm fine now I thought I'm I'm I don't really need to go to the bathroom so we continued to watch the movie I was trying
to figure out how to get rid of that red stain without him noticing it and at that moment he just said that he needs to go to the bathroom and he would be right back and I was like yeah sure okay and then I like got out of the bed and I tried to figure out how to get the sheets out or like change it up in a different way that I wouldn't notice it but I could already hear him finishing up in the bathroom so I didn't have time to do it so I just like sat back down we was just continued watching the movie he kissed me all of a sudden and I was like so shocked at first and then
I kissed him back and in the middle of kissing he said I'm not trying to be rude but you stained my sheets and I was mortified at that point like I didn't know what to do or what to say so I just pretended I didn't know so I was like oh God I'm so sorry I didn't mean to oh God what did I do and stuff like that he was trying to be very reassuring and he was like oh it's not it's okay it's fine so like I pulled all the sheets down I was like do you have a washing machine I'll wash it for you and he was like yeah and then at that point I put everything in the washing machine
and he was still trying to be really nice about it he was like it's okay and then as soon as I did that I was like okay um I think I need to go home I went home and I just assumed that was like the worst day ever and that he would never text me back but he did text me back and we've been together for like 7 months now and we're actually very happy we can laugh about it now so yeah that was like the most awkward thing that could happen to me and I met the love of my life through it oh my God we totally jum off the cliff and had to swi all the way to shore because the do Chas all the way
