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Hello, friends, how are you? My name is Kevin, and a new game called War Dogs was recently released. It's something about dogs in war or something like that. In short, my friends played it, and I love shooters and games with a lot of voice chat. You may not know this, but I started out as a YouTuber filming shooters. Hello everyone, how are you? Hey Kevin, I'm playing the Modern Warfare 3 campaign again and I'm on a plane. So it's only natural that when I go into a shooter, I know I'm just going to blow everyone away. What? Oh no, I was knocked down. Oh, he's injured. My bro. Oh, there are a lot of them.
Yes, there were a lot of them there. Quiet, give me a minute. I hit one in the head. Oh, I was hit. Kev? Oh, I.I'm killed. I enjoy the last moments, just looking up and gasping for air. When you first launch the game, there's a helpful "play tutorial" button. I completely ignored it and just started playing, which didn't help at all. The game mechanics and victory conditions are quite unique, and I was very confused. I had to buy equipment. I didn't know this and ran straight into the war with my bare hands. The game is essentially "King of the Hill." You have to be in the zone, and if you are in the zone, your team gets points. My friends were already there.
Ai. Hello, Kevin. I'll be in the restroom. Oh, they're outside. Someone is here somewhere. I don't know where. I return to my desk. Oh my god, another one from the east. He seems to be after you, Jolly. Beware. Oh, everyone dies. I'll try to drag you along. Kev is in the side room. Devil. Give them to my boys. Okay. Yes, that's us. It was tense. Mhm. My combat skills are zero. My intelligence skill is zero, but fortunately my charisma is 10.
Keep your friends close, and your enemies even closer. Help me. I am a newbie. I will betray my team. I have no honor. I am a good guy. We could become best friends. We could create memories together. Don't let your pride get in the way of friendship. Yeah, listen, dude. If.if we revive you, will you go in peace? I.I can, if you want. I would prefer friendship, but, well, I think I would leave. I'm somewhere at the bottom of the stairs. I slipped. I got out of the bath and heard some noise downstairs Oh, my long day.
Look, I'll pick you up, but you go outside and distract the other team, okay Good. Just leave the house, bro. Live life to the fullest there, dude. Any specific direction? Jump out the window, right or left? No, no, just go. I'll go through the door. I'll wait here for a while. Oh, God. Guys, are you sure you want me to leave? It looks dangerous. Oh, my God, there's more shooting outside. No, don't kill me. Wait, you accidentally killed me again. You accidentally put bullets in me.
I.I don't trust you. I want to lift my friend up, so I don't want to turn my back on you. Sorry. Oh, yes, yes, lift the friend first. I understand that. What happened to Kevin? He is still in the house I come over, I hear you talking to the enemy, and I'm like: okay, I'll use this as a distraction. Yeah, I don't know if you heard me, but I was like. I'll say one thing: if I were a ghost, I'd be happy, but I'm here in the bathroom. I saw you sneaking up. Oh, no, Kevin.
Oh, my God. What? What killed me? Oh, I was shot by a sniper from a window. No. Is n't it forbidden by the Geneva Convention to shoot someone while they're swimming? Dude, please, I'm in the bathroom. I was peaceful. I don't want to die wet. I want.I really want to trust you. I really want to. I'm pretty reliable, dude. Mostly because I'm incompetent. You know what? Yes, to my detriment. I warn you, this house has been unsettled for a long time. People keep showing up here and just opening fire. Oh, thanks, man. I don't want to point a gun at you because it would look like I want to kill you. I'm not shy or anything. I don't avoid eye contact
. It suits you, man. I mean, at this point, you know, if you kill, you kill. If not, then no. Oh, okay. Damn, they're shooting at us, guys. Everyone in the bathroom. Get in the bathroom. Oh, no, not again. Oh, yes, the same thing that happened 2 minutes ago. Is there no respect for bath time? Unfortunately, it would be better if I were a more balanced character. With a charisma of 10, you won't get far in war. I had the feeling you were laughing at me. What the hell. Look at him. This is Oh, I got shot. Although the game is about war, the thing that annoys me the most in such games is the menus.
You have to buy equipment and everything at the start, and it makes me really nervous. I once had this experience when I streamed Resident Evil with a heart rate monitor. I sat emotionless, my heartbeat steady until I reached the store, where my pulse began to race. Luckily, sometimes instead of fiddling with a menu, I get lucky and just find everything on the floor. On Well, on the corpse. My God, this guy had a million hand grenades. Dude, I have a C4, a bunch of grenades, a Desert Eagle, a machine gun. I keep throwing them very close to me The problem with looting is not in moral aspects. And the fact that I have no right to this
equipment that I am stealing. Okay, guys. I am here. My God Yes. Hey, you came with equipment. Take a backpack and just change your things. Oh, that's a lot of menus. It's difficult, man. In real war, there are no menus. Yes. Okay, this is an anti-tank grenade launcher. He is in safe hands. When you use it, if you have to, make sure no one is standing behind you and your back is not against the wall.
No, no, I'm still alone, Charlie. Oh no, he got it. I'm going to die so quickly now. There is shooting all around, and a corpse next to me I got it. Oh, that worked so well. Because you blew up our comrade's body right at me. I love these things. Oh. A little pomegranate. You came with nothing. You went into battle. He seems cute. That's what I love about games like this. Well, maybe not exactly that, but interacting with random people online is so much fun. You can find a lot of new friends.
We will break through, Iggy. We will cope. Do you think? I think so, Iggy. Iggy, another one. We're a good team, man. I don't think so. I guess we'll just stick to our opinions. We will get through this. We need each other. Okay, enough of these antics. It was very funny, but it's just part of my nature. Sorry, dude. Next building, guys. Ahead of us. Where is he, Iggy? I've told you five times already. On the second floor of the building.
OK. Oh my god. Devil. Damn it. Dude, you won't believe it, but they're in the northwest. Oh, really? Now you understand me, friend. And what do I get out of it? I'll give you my advice. Very true. I don't like what this is leading to. Okay, take care of yourself this time. It's dangerous there. Yes, Iggy? Time for one of our famous "Iggy Pop" maneuvers. Where did you go? Oh, you've already killed them all. We did it again. Unfortunately, despite our synergy, Iggy didn't want to play with me anymore. But I do n't need him. I have other friends, even smarter and more skilled.
Yes, let's take a pomegranate, which is easy to eat. Yum-yum. This guy is cool. Tastes like a brick. Yum-yum. I will follow you into battle. I'm with you. What is your favorite pencil color? I like orange. Mhm. Yes, I'm just meeting like-minded people and having a good time. Well, it's important not to get distracted and always take care of your friends. Oh my God. Oh no, a grenade. Oh, it's a grenade.
Oh no. It was too funny to aim. Oh my god. Why do their deaths have to be so funny? In any case, I will consider this the end of the training. I am ready for war. This part is actually so cool. Like a mission from Call of Duty, one of those good ones. I don't really know what Call of Duty is like now. That tower looks a little suspicious. Yes, it seems like this is the same one where people used to be. Is it being built on already, Charlie? Is that what these doors and stuff mean? Is that all here?
Oh, yes, they are being built there. They are definitely being built there. I can hear them. A. One just died. One of them just got shot by someone in green in the northeast, so watch out. Oh my god, I'm right there. Yes, I heard the shot came from here. I think he's on the roof of this big white building where I am now. Oh my god, they're throwing grenades at her. Then they can't be far away. Oh, now they're throwing grenades at me. It wasn't me. Oh yeah, we have another player here. He's still throwing [__]. Devil.
Dude, they just got pockets full of grenades or something. Oh, back to you, Jolly. Oh no. On me. Oh no. One on me. Oh my god. I hit him twice. Oh, this is so annoying. I'm changing position and hoping I can pick you up. Oh yes. I see him again. It's literally still on my body, yes. It seems he is alone. I hit him in the head, but he didn't die again. This is one of the coolest moments in this game for me. Not the part where I keep letting in a half-dead friend and he writhes in pain. And just a tense atmosphere when my friend was shot. He spent a lot of money playing, got it? The stakes are high. I want to save the boy, but I know there are many enemies around. I saw them. I'm not crazy.
Okay, let's go. And now I cast my magic spell to resurrect him. He warms his hands. I'm ready for a warm touch. Here it is. Charging mana. Oh. Oh my God. I'm using my ultimate. From minute to minute. Abracadabra. Wait. Why did you leave me with my gear? Oh, isn't he cute? I think we need to back off a bit, because people were to our left and right, looking at that tower. Case. And on the left.
Case. A. Okay. That white building is probably where the Joker went, the one who killed me. So there might still be a corpse on the roof of this thing that has loot for us. Okay. So, the exit is through this door on the left. Oh my god. There's a guy on the roof. Class. I don't know if there's anyone else. I didn't hear anything until I got there. A. On the other side. Devil. Maybe you can drag me in first? Yes. As I bled to death on the roof, my whole life flashed before my eyes.
Well, oddly enough, those were only the parts of my life where roofs figured. I think, buddy, I'm just a target here. Ha? What? Please, I just missed two goals, you What do you mean, dude? Did I just say what? I didn't hear you. I missed four! Four people were landing there! No! Well, maybe try harder. I don't know what to tell you. Don't stand in front of me! I was here first. I don't care if you watch birds. You can work nearby, bypass me while I do my thing.
I will kiss you on your plump lips. Is this a threat or a promise? This is a threat. I am not afraid. No. That was nice. I'm glad we got past that. So, I will never climb onto the roof again. I'm serious. Thank you. So, he's in the building opposite, to the northwest. Oh, sorry. I'm not the best patient. So that was the northwest, right? Where was he? Uh, yes, literally in the building opposite. I'll try to close that other door. Good. If you close the door, I'll peek out at the same time. So, when you close the door, it will distract him. Yes, come on.
Tell me when they will be closed. Good. I'll trick him. Oh, yes. Do you see him? I hit it. Oh, great. Yes, it was, it was so nice. Oh my God Oh, that was incredible. Yes. It was a good race. I'm taking this guy's SKS. Can I have his camouflage suit? Yes, take his suit. Oh, I wish I could. This builder is literally there. Oh, yes. Constantly glitches. It is quite difficult to see. Yes, it's not easy. I would really like to knock them out of there.
I would like to, but the tree is in the way. Yes. Oh, shots from below. Oh, I noticed him. There is one. Oh, we caught him, yes. Class. Yes, he is dead, completely. Shot from the building. There are people in this composition Oh, I hit him twice, and he didn't die. He is by this door. Yes, where is that guy we killed? There are plenty of them there. Like a whole damn army. So they know we're in this building.
Good. I think we need to move. Yes, maybe we should get out of here before it's too late. It's time to go on the offensive. The enemy team had built a base around a tower nearby, and we were going to capture it. I think I found a loophole. At least we can shoot inside. Oh, this is the place where I saw that guy get shot. Yes, your ID can come in handy. Oh, and could this put a hole in it? I don't know what the effect will be, I have no idea
Good. I'll blow this up. 3 2 1. Yes. It didn't do anything. Okay, not bad for the evening. There are two trucks here. Oh, there really is. We are inside. Oh, I got shot at, but I killed one. He's on the right when you enter with air support. Oh, he. All I saw were his eyes in the scope. It was a cool race. I think we.Yes, I think we can do it. Hey buddy, can you revive me, please? I'm actually a pretty good guy, if you get to know me better.
Yes, laughter is the best medicine. Although I don't know how he noticed me. I was dressed like a bush. Look how it looks from my side when I see someone in a bush suit. Oh my god, I thought it was a bush. It was a person. Maybe it has something to do with the traffic around. I don't know. It's too complicated for me. Then I'll just throw myself right on top of them. Are you ready? Yes. Let's go. I'm jumping. The mission was simple. They had set up a base around this tower, and we were going to land and steal all their hard work.
We wanted this base for ourselves. We thought we had the most thoughtful plan. We considered everything except. Oh, [__], there's a door. There's a door, and it's locked. These geniuses are always one step ahead. Our guys are inside. Our guys were able to get around the corner here. Do you still have your ID card? Yes. We'll have to blow up the door. Maybe you can open this door? Another door inside. They are also blocked. We need another ID.
We can't jump in there and survive. This is certain death. Let me ask him. Do you think he can hear me? Hey, buddy. If I jump, will you revive me? I believe in you, friend. Help me. I will do the same. You are the best. My review of this was simply wonderful. Thanks, dude. You are incredible. A real find for the blue team. The forward base is just behind them. I'm breaking it Like this. Devil. Good job, guys. They didn't build it. We stole it. Aha. There's no stopping us now. Devil. The result is not what we expected, but you know what they say about war.
The main thing is not victory, but participation. I really like how this game jumps from ultra-realism to arcade. I like it. But it's annoying when you're aiming artillery by coordinates and meters. Oho. He says I'm unstable. How does it know? Don't shoot, no matter what. Now we will be blown to pieces. We are not fixed. Oh, okay. No need, Kevin. I feel like it so much, man, but I'm not going to do it. And now not anymore. Because I know you spent money on it.
Okay, let's start with green. Follow my mark. Aha. And you want her to measure.okay, let me count. That mark is 2300 meters. OK. And then you have to recharge it, like you're playing Dance Revolution. Oh, [__]. We were reset. A. It's hard to understand where I can get away with my usual delusions, and where realism gives me a kick in the ass, and I have to take responsibility for my actions. Sorry. Is there fire on your own people here? Yes, 100%. Oh, oh. A. Okay. You hit me. What? No, I don't. Really? I hit the window Oh, there are ricochets here. If you shoot at metal, the bullet bounces.
Oh. So I can hit myself? Yes. What if I shoot forward? I think so. Hey, I'm fine. My kit costs 10 thousand. Please don't kill me. Good. Okay, sorry. Furthermore, rebirth is literally charging a magic spell. Or trying to survive during a cold Irish winter. Let me just warm my hands for a few minutes and we'll get to work. OK. In reality, it's just aggressive prayer. This is cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
Trust me, I've taken first aid courses. Wait, I was supposed to provide first aid? I was just praying all this time. So, we tried to protect the tower. I was shot by a helicopter. It happens. But I never knew how to defend myself. I'm much better at attacking. So we decided to attack the hot zone. The Hot Zone is a smaller circle inside the larger King of the Hill area, and this smaller zone gives you two points instead of one per person. And let's face it: if there's a place called the "hot zone," my ego demands that I be in it. What happened? I just…it was a minor collision. Not the best sign for our team, but the helicopters should never have been on the ground. Once we take off, everything will be fine.
Only Kevin has a parachute. What the hell? Yes, I am always ready. I didn't even know you could buy it. Noob. Uh, a helicopter is approaching us. You will be shot. Ha? Evasive maneuvers. I'll just.I'll jump out. This is cool. O. O. Oh my God. Oh, I got shot. Always buy a parachute, please. Good. Well, I think the main thing is to learn from your mistakes. I'm landing. Yes, I'm jumping. Oh, good timing. Very auspicious time.
Oh, oh. Oh, he died. Oh, I died too. Devil. The main thing is that we learned from our mistakes Oh, boy. I'm jumping. I am killed. Can you, uh, save me, please? Okay, you know what? Maybe we should try a normal landing? At least then the responsibility is not mine. Perfectly. Yes, now helicopters cause a traumatic reaction in me. Can you hear me, Kevin? He just crashed. No, I'm just slow. I hear it. I'll take the next one. I'm still thinking. Wait.
I am ready. I can say that this car… I have never driven it before. This will only go well. Devil. Slow down. Do I need to shift gears? You have to back out because there's a car parked in front of you. Wait, I can't. Is there a handbrake here? Spacebar. Oh, wait. Aha. Wait, did I click twice? Did someone slash the tires? Although it looks a little wonky, like it's constantly bouncing.
She is trembling. A little. She's just nervous. But don't worry, I feel like I'm a fully qualified driver now. And this will come in handy in difficult times. Well, I'll try to go and pick you up, Charlie. Uh, I'm pretty vulnerable. Mm. Okay, I have an idea. Oh, yes. This is from the side of the house. Yes, that way you'll probably be safe. Here? Yes. Oh my god, she's rolling. She is rolling. Hand brake. Back seat. Hold on. Wait. Oh. Oh, they were behind. Oh, I understand. Yes, no.
Craftily. Okay, okay. I am a bad driver. I forgot about the handbrake. This happens to people all the time. Probably even several times a week. I wouldn't know. And maybe we should let our friends drive sometimes, you know, we don't always have to be the drivers in our own story. Unless your friends are mean, because then you just have to sit and listen to their insults. The textures on your weapons look very high quality. Thank you very much. This somehow stands out a little from the overall look.
A. Your hand keeps twitching. Yes, we haven't spoken for a minute, and you're already complaining about me. I want to sit in the front. You won't But sitting in the front seat is kind of cool. Right there, ahead of all the events. I lost my front seat privileges after I shot, the bullet ricocheted and hit my friend, but I guess they forgot about it. And that's good, because it's time to create new memories, and this one was a good one. Another intense mission awaited us with an ending worth dying for. I feel like I'm in "The Fast and the Furious." This is madness. So I'm Him now?
Um, yes. Yes, I think you deserve it. You are now Vin Diesel. I have bad news. You are Paul Walker now. Oh no. Okay, if we're in "Fast and Furious," we need to make a jump. Okay. In the slowest gear in the world. Oh, that was terrible. Oho. It was probably 10, maybe even 11 cm off the ground. This is their supply route. Oh, the supplies are flying. Wait, the supplies exploded? Is it just Yes, no, he dropped them too high.
How are you, boss? It looks pretty good. I killed a dude. Class. Oh, people are landing there. Aha. Oh no. Devil. Dude, I think someone is actually very close to me. Yes. Yes, I hear gunshots. There's a sniper in the northwest, very far away on a white roof. One is ready. Oh, one is also behind me. Damn it. Oh no. Oho. I'm crawling to you, but it's a very dubious undertaking, man. So maybe just survive. I can't do this. 82 meters. This looks like a campaign mission, man. There is so much going on here.
I'll try to approach them from the rear. I walked around them in a circle. So, there's a sniper in a camouflage suit, he looks like a bush. Oh my God. Is it on the church grounds or outside? He is somewhere nearby. Oh my God. It could be any of these bushes. I believe in you. Oh. Oh, hit him in the head, but he didn't die. It was a bush. Oh, there were so many [__] reds coming. I hit a bush. The bush is ready. Oh my God. There, it looks like armored vehicles are approaching, dude.
Oh, she just ran over me. What? Oh my God. Oh, they took everything from me. I Oh no. No, no, no. Just not caterpillars. You understand that from the third person you see who was with you, but I see exactly where you are. Do you understand this? I planted explosives under your tank. Oh, that was funny. At least I left with a bang, and that's it. This was my peak. Uh, war. War is always changing. Everything new and strange is happening. But yeah, the game is fun. I hope you enjoyed it.
Thanks for watching. See you next time.
