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Well, guys. Today, Louis, Delirious, and I decided to return to Homer's server. And as you know, everything got out of control on that server. We have all become too powerful. Some of us can fly. We have rocket launchers and swords that can kill anyone with one blow. In short, just a bunch of dudes in god mode who, frankly, have no real lives. So, while it looks cool from the outside, it's actually quite sad and depressing. So today I decided to tell the guys that we need to take a step back and remember where we started. To come down to earth and for 24 hours become the regular guys we once were.
But if we break the rule, the consequences will be dire. Who made that snot flowing from Homer's nose? You just killed my bird. Was that your bird? You damn [__]. It was your bird. You just killed Bill the bird. You [__] little guy. I thought it was just a regular bird. Hey, hello, guys! Thanks again to Whatnot for sponsoring this video. They let me give away a PS5, a pair of AirPods 4, and whatever else I'm going to buy in the next 60 seconds on Whatnot. So stay tuned to find out how to participate. Whatnot is my
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unclaimed. So again, be sure to buy something with that $15 credit. But that's all, guys. Thanks again to Whatnot for sponsoring today's video. Now back to the video. Do you remember how to use abilities? It depends on what you set them up for. I have it F. Oh, he destroyed me, [__]. It was F. What was F doing? My joint. That's not an F. That's because I was pressing my spells, and that was actually my sword. Oh, thank you for avenging Bilbert. Damn it Why? Did you hit me? I was going to hug you. Yes, you can't hit me. If you hit me, you will get hurt yourself.
You know what? That's good. I like it. We are back in our normal clothes. Take off that stupid hat, Delirious. Take off that stupid hat. Look, look, look. I can fly. Look. Oh my God. Go away, move away, dude. I feel like Neo. Look, I could be your new bird. Listen, the Minecraft gods will punish us for this. I bet. Okay, you've gone too far. Imagine waking up the next day with nothing in a cursed world of horror.
Sure, of course, dude. I have everything I need to survive. What is the meaning of life? Listen, we should all go back to our normal clothes. Okay, power. Yes, just for today, okay, we need a cleanse. Okay, let's go back to the times when we weren't so happy. We had roommates and had to sleep in the same bedroom. You know, time. Remember this? Look. Look at this. Look at it right here. I remember here, in my garage of knowledge. No, I wasn't here.
Shut the [__] up, Lou. Just lie down in bed. OK. I prepared our beds here so we can spend the night like normal people. OK. Wait. Get up. Wait. Don't go to bed, don't go to bed yet. Sorry. Listen, I was tired. We have to promise ourselves, okay? Make a pact, if you want, that we won't use our superpowers, magic hats, or weapons for a full 24 hours. I mean, I can't use it. No, put it aside. Good. What about ocarinas? No. No pasta. But listen, if any of us breaks this pact, the consequences will be dire.
Good. Can you hear me? Yes, I hear you. Can you hear me? Terrible. Suffice it to say "terrible." I'm going to bed. Terrible. We will reboot. We, we, we will wake up as if we were born again. Good. Good night, Louis. OK. Can I go to bed already? Yes. Give me. Let me finish. Yes. Good night, guys. Good night, gentlemen. Remember, the consequences will be dire.
What the hell was that? Wait a second. What time is it? Wait. Delirious. What kind of crap is this? Wait a minute. Lou, wake up. What? No. Why are you shouting like that? Does anything look different here? Does this look like we're in the 90s or something? What the hell is going on here? 1990s. What the hell is going on here? What happened to my books? What happened to my knowledge? Wait a minute. The pact was broken. Who the hell?
Delirious. Let him have his way. Delirious. Vanas. What? Look, look at the door. Do you have the same door Yes, they are always like that. Oh, okay. Just checking. There's nothing here. Wait, where the hell are we? Dude, where's Homer? Where is everything, dude? Look at My house. Did n't you live in a tree? Isn't this the same This is the wrong tree, Lou. This is not the same tree. Everything looks different. Our whole world has disappeared. I said the consequences would be terrible. You guys really screwed up, huh? I did n't look. What the hell is this? What kind of crap is this?
Is that a toilet seat? What is this? It appears to be Delirious' hat. Dress him. Let him have his way. Delirious. Also, for a second, a certain Steve from Minecraft appeared behind you. That was strange. I do n't think we're in the same world. I think the consequences were truly terrible. Yes, dude. I mean, what betrayed us? Is it that your house isn't above that place, and Homer's isn't either? What the hell is this? What is it? Is this blood? Oh no. Let me taste it. This is definitely blood. She's a Dude, she smells like Delirious blood.
Wait, how do you know what Delirious' blood smells like Yes, she smells like Delirious' blood. What the hell? What do you think happened here? I think he was brutally beaten. This is blood from his ass. His blood. This is blood from his sphincter. Yes. How much blood is coming out of his anus? I don't know. But what is it? What kind of crap is this? Maybe he was having a big bowel movement and peed at the same time. Why are you touching this? I'm trying to sniff. Oh yeah, that definitely smells like Delirious' urine. One hundred percent.
Wait, how do you know what it smells like? Maybe the consequences will be terrible only for him. You know, maybe we should go and sleep later. Everything will be okay. Did you just hear that? Delirious. It was him. Yes. I can still smell the sticky, stinking blood. Do n't worry, Delirious. We will find whoever did this and expose them on Twitter. Oh my God. What are they doing? No. Delirious. No. Why? Delirious. Why did they have to tear you apart? I'm up here, you stupid idiot. Ha? Delirious.
Help me. Oh, hello. What the hell? Oh, look. What.What the hell are you doing there, man? Help. I.I can't get out, please. There's a huge hole there. You could probably get out. Outside. Some crazy guy with a damn ass tried to kill me and got caught. How are you going to get me out? I don't know, man. I don't know. Why did you, you piece of [__], break the pact? I did not break the pact. Surprise. No, I broke it, dude. You clearly put on.He's wearing a hat. You clearly put on the wizard's hat.
No, I had to check if it was yours. Take the blocks. Get in here and. and get me out of here. Good. You don't deserve to be saved, dude. He told you. He said the consequences would be terrible. Yes. And that guy, that poor guy next to you, he, he, he suffered. Good. Hurry up before that bastard comes back, man. And he had like three heads and, and, and two penises. Okay. Aha. Break this down, please. Oh, I thought I was going to fall now. I thought I was dead.
This is for your broken backpack. You son of a [__]. Oh, I, I'm alive. I am fine. I'm fine. Yeah, let's find out where the hell we are. Wait, where did you get your flashlight? I took it off the dead man. He had it. Stop, Louis. Here. That's it. What the hell is this totem? Do you want to be haunted by ghosts? Use at your own risk. Activate death mode. Let's do this. Stop. No. Don't do this. What? What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing? What have you done? What the hell was that? What the hell I don't know. I do n't like it. Yeah, cocaine is a scary thing. Listen, guys. We need to figure out how to get home. Okay. I'm glad we found you, but listen. We are definitely not in the same world. We need to figure out how to get out of here. This is [__]. I think it will be night soon. Oh, look. Look at this. Look at the trees. There's something dim there. There's a tower there. There is a tower there. We should go there and hide.
They said there was a tower there. Yes, a tower in the trees. Let's go, let's go. Let's go, brothers. Okay. Lou, I don't think there's time to build a base. So I think we should investigate. I know. That's why we should just go to the lighthouse. We should investigate this tower. You know what? I'll get some wood, just in case. Aha. Now I'll get aroused quickly. Do you have any food? I'm already hungry. Oh my god. Zombie. Why can't I break this tree, by the way?
Why does this take an hour? Oh, yes. Oh my God. Maybe you need a real one, uh Hold this. Hold that. How did you break it so badly? Oh, you felled the tree. A whole tree. What the hell? Help us kill this zombie boss. Get out of here, [__]. I'm bleeding. I think I've been bitten. I was bitten. He bit me. Oh my god. He will turn into a zombie. Oh no. There are flies around me. Flies are flying around me Devil. Fly. What the hell? Give me my pants Okay, we have to go.
We need to get to the tower. Oh, what the [__] is this? Oh my God. What is this? To the tower. There's a weeping willow. I mean, what are they called there? These are angelic things. Weeping angel. This is a weeping willow. This is a spotter. Ai. They're shooting cursed arrows at me. These are people. Oh no, dude. Follow me, man. Behind me. I'm trying. Don't shoot arrows. Who the [__] is this? Oh no.
I was bitten. Everything is fine. Bear this pain. Say: I endure this pain. Endure the most intense pain. Thank God it's a video game and we're still alive. Yes, I know. Listen, it's like in real life. This is not the world we remember, guys. What? Louise, this is not the world we remember. He is dead. We have to go. We need to build a house or find shelter now. Home is good. House. Oh my god. This is a goat.
What? What the heck, it's a ghost. I thought it was a ghost. Beauty. OK. Come in. Come in, Venice. Venas, come in. We are safe. Yes. Come in. Oh, wait. We need a door. We Carefully. Go. That's it. They can't come in. OK. Everything is fine. They can't. And we see everything. And look, we can eat vegetables. We can eat grass. Here. Look. I gave you a sword, right? Protect yourself with it. You took it away. Lyric took it. You hit on him so quickly.
Take something back. You took it away. Why does it fly anywhere but to you? Go for it. This cannot be. Okay. A spider can crawl through here. A spider can Oh no. What the hell, dude? Kill me. What are you doing? Don't kill me. I'm almost. Shall we close that hole? Oh my god. I put the ground right there. Guys, who's going to go.who's going to go out there and take the land? I'm kidding. Dude, I have to kill that goat. Maybe we can take a quick look?
I.I'm looking because I need food, man. I'm going to die now. Can I go out? Yes. I thought there would be.it. It's not.What is it? What is this? Oh my god. Devil. Climb back. Climb. Did you get.did you get goat meat? Did you get the goat Look at this. You hunted a goat. You hunted a whole goat. Can you do.can you do a kylo? I have one. What the hell happened? What. Okay. Go. Go down. It's dangerous here. This is not.Okay. This is our.this is our new home. Lou, where are you? Excuse me, sir.
Password, please. Uh, man, I'm not scared. Okay. Oh, there's something here. Okay. Okay, come in. It was just.it was a little joke. It was just a little joke. No, there is someone there. Oh, he's here. He is here. They are in our hole. They are in our house. We survived the night. What should I do? Mattock. How to make a chisel? Oh, yes. I need sticks. Did you put the sticks there? Put down the sticks, please. What are you doing? My chisel. You're doing.
This. What is this? I need another stick. I need two sticks. I made you a dagger. It's right in front of the workbench. Oh, we created an underground base. OK. Now this is our home. We're not in deep at all, are we? No. Made an exit. You made your way outside. Yes. This.Come here. Come here, sweetie. Come here. What? Come here. Go down that damn giant slide you built. Well, give me the damn password. I don't have a key. Let me in, dude.
Stop. Let me in. A monster will sneak up behind me and kill me, man. We should dig down. Okay. So what, from here? Aha. safe. We are completely safe What the hell, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell. What are you doing? What are you doing, dude? Please. What the hell? What the hell is going on here? What is happening? Oh my God. Someone is drowning. What is this? I'm joining. What is happening? Behind the scenes. It says: three, four. You better lock the door. Yo, it's Freddy Krueger.
He is cursed. We have Freddy Krueger on camera. What the hell was that? Yes, we have a guest here. What should we do? Who the hell is this? Oh, oh. This is a weeping angel. Oh no. I am where you are. Where am I going? Oh, we're going to die now. I hear, I hear him laughing. This, this could be copyrighted, by the way. This may be protected by copyright. That's right. You may have to replace this with something else. Oh, yes. Okay. Where should we go I don't, I, I don't think there's a way out of here, man. What do you mean? Where should we go? He will kill us.
Maybe if we act like gays, he'll get scared. You know, he. Oh, yeah. Aha. Do you hear him laughing? Can you hear him laughing? I can hear this freak laughing. What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Can we, can we get out of here? What the hell? It's not, it doesn't look like a fish. Are we not at home? Are we not on Earth? Where are we? Oh God, I have one health point. You know what? Here we are, damn it.Ay. Oh my God. This, this is Jason. He's going to kill me now. He just hit me.
Let's just go to that house over there. There is a cow there. I like this house. This, this will be our home. What are you doing? I was killed by a chicken. What? There's a damn killer chicken there I was going to spare him because I thought maybe we could, um, breed him, and then What is this? Oh my God. Do you want to do this, guys? Ver, can you go out to the island, well, go ahead? Do you see that? What? What did you just do?
Oh my God. Did you actually spawn a creature and then fall down and die like a douchebag? Yes, I did it. Uh, it looks like it's going to explode now. It looks like.I don't know, dude. Yes. He's like, " Oh, oh-oh. Oh, he's here. What did I do? Run." I love how Delirious said this would be our base and then activated something that destroyed it. No, no, no. This was a dangerous thing. She is no more. Uh, Lou, look at that damned weezer thing now. It is getting bigger.
Oh my God. Oh [__]. It looks like an octopus. He grew tentacles. O. O. What? What the hell? What? What happened? I am an idiot. What the hell is going on there? Vanos. Vanos, can you come up to the top, where, well, where was our first house? Where did you.Did you make a base here? No, I didn't build this base. It appeared, and I got stuck in it. I am trapped. What the hell? The monster will see us now. Oh, he sees you guys. He sees you.
He's going to devour me. He is eating He is chasing Bed. Run away. It sucks me in. No. What? What have I released into this world? I see. Yes, I see a lit house. It looks nice and nice here, because there are enemies here. Yes, there are still enemies here. We need to move, man. Apparently there are other survivors living there. Imagine, we go into that house, and there's "No." Maybe the worst essence. We just.We open the door, and he's like, "Huh?" We just.We just freeze for two seconds. Just close the door and run. Turn around.
Run into the house. I close the door. That damn clown lives there. What the hell? Of course, he lives there. Uh, Vanos. Yes. Our.our original home turned into a volcano. Oh, this.this is great. That's impressive, man. I'm very happy to see this. Oh, man. Although the sun is beautiful. Oh, let's get some wood and just get the hell out of here. Good. Okay, guys. Where are we going, friends? Look, a ship. There is someone there.
Oh, yes. Who is this? Congratulations, sir. We want to steal your boat and your loot and your life. Oh, the sun is setting. Perfectly. Oh my God. Will we have to spend the night on this boat? We are leaving. The dude literally had everything for us Yes, that's true. As if it was something bad. Like, dude, but he's pathetic. We could kill him. We'll steal his things and then kill him. You know what? I really need some wood. Just take it straight from the middle so there's a hole in his boat.
Oh, oh. This weather, this weather thing is chasing us. No problem, dude. Wait. Now he has three spotlights. It is bigger. Oh my God. What about that one thing? Why did you do that? I don't know. I didn't know what I was dealing with, man. It is approaching. Yes, it's coming, guys. It is approaching Oh my God. Okay, it's getting closer. It is getting closer. He looks at the boat. He looks He is going to destroy the boat. Venos, we need to get out on the ground and start digging, digging, digging down. Dude, there's some kind of creature in the tree. Do you see this [__]? He is on a tree. He's
up and running. What the hell? What is this? I don't see him. Oh, yes. There is a creature in the tree. Guys, you are all monsters. We have to dig down. I'm digging down. Are you here? Dude, we're digging down in the sand. Dig. What the hell was that? Are you okay? Yes, dude. Are you kidding? He is dead. I'm great, man. He's going to suck me. Damn, I don't have a roof on my house I am dead. Where are you? Join us next time. I'm still at sea, man. I left. I'm leaving. I won't come back.
This is madness. Very funny. Let's run this way. Let 's get away from there. I'm dying too. This sucks. It sucks to live like this. Why are you dying? Because I'm hungry. I'm already running. When are we going to uh see Herobrine? What the hell? Did you see that? Aha. Damn Steve. It was uh Herobrine. But yes, Steve. Herobrine. Are you with the guys near Weezer? I look straight at him.
I'm watching. Yes, I'm following him too. He's just chilling. Have you ever watched "Interstellar Yes. Moving. He is moving. He is moving Well, remember when Matthew McConaughey jumped into a black hole? Oh, is that where we are and it transported him to another dimension? I will do it right. I'm doing it. I'm running. I'm doing it. I'm in my boat and I'm doing this. I'm about 20 feet from his mouth right now. I see you. I see you in the boat. I see. I see you guys. Dude, he's below you, on the other side. Listen, guys, I think he was sent by people from another dimension.
He is here to save us. This could be our ticket. From here. Come on, guys. I'm leaving. Come on. One of us. We are leaving. I'm coming in. Oh my god, I can't sleep. Oh, I forgot my wizard hat. No, Delirious, don't do that, man. Delirious. I can't sleep without my wizard hat. Do n't go. Delirious. Don't go. Delirious. Remember knowledge. There is no pack. Knowledge. Delirious. Don't go. There is no pack. There are no consequences, Vanos.
Don't go, Delirious. I'm going to put on a hat. No. That's right, dude. Don't do this, Delirious. Don't go. Do n't go. Delirious. What the hell was that? Don't go, Delirious, don't go. Don't go, dude Oh my god. You'll get it now. Is this your type? Is this like Vanos' bird or something? He is my riding horse. No, my bird is dead. He doesn't look at all like my bird. He was an innocent boy who was killed. I need to confirm if you really killed. I'm
sure you did. I'm somewhere around 90%. No, I killed. I shot him in the face. What do you mean? I had to knock out Liz, and Bill Bird was on that list. I thought he was just an ordinary bird. I thought he was just flying around, and when I shot, I noticed his name was Bill Bird. He just flew off my shoulder, and you [__] shot him like he was in a shooting range, man. Look, when I shoot, you just turn around and look that way, like you're trying to find a bird. like awareness.
Why do I walk so gay? Yeah, what the hell? Bonus clip right here. Bonus plan. I don't understand why it looks so stiff or something? Yes. You run like a gay man. You're running around like you're excited because MrBeast just released a new video or something. It's a pity I don't have a bow and arrows Riser. I wish I had a boner right now. Why are you twitching? Because I'm knocking on books like in " Interstellar." I need to leave.
Delirious. Do n't go. Do Don't [__] go, dude. Can you see that this zombie doesn't want you to leave? Don't go. Glitters. Hey, what are you doing back there? I'm filming a sketch, dude. Now go. Go away so I can film this damn material. Don't go. No, don't do that. Delirious. Wait, you're already wearing a hat. You made me choke on this Delirious. Don't do this, dude. No need. That's right, boy. Guys, you invited me for this. I.shut the [__] up.
Fake Vanos. What are you doing, dude? Wait, what the hell? I have 2 nights now. You guys are just giggling like little idiots. Your PSD is [__]. I think we got what you got. You're a pretty good stuntman, Vanos. Thank you. Thanks, dude. Thank you. We definitely wouldn't be able to do this with some plugin or theater mode. I had to finish the stream. Listen, we're old school. We need to stay grounded. You know, you have to stay old school. We love, we love.
