Hello, everyone. This is your daily dose of internet. She called a Mickey Mouse party performer to accuse her of stealing her identity, and the performer immediately locked in. -Hi, this is Lisa. How can I help? Well, I've heard that you've been impersonating me, and I don't take that lightly. Aha. Excuse me. This is the real Mickey Mouse. Now let me give you a question. Where's -Donald? He's always by my side. -Donald is right here Mickey Mouse I am Donald Duck- So what do you have to say to that, Mickey?
I don't know what to believe, but I've got Donald right here. To make a perfect pancake, you start in the saucepan, and then you flip it. Gutter Hey he bowlded a gutter. Brayston, look at mommy. Say cheese. I think you're taking this a little too seriously, Rich. Bro, this is the worst false advertisement I ever seen in my life, bro.
Look at that. That looks like a good pizza. -Brother. -Oh, look at this tree. I've never seen. A cactus tree. What? What do you mean? What do you, what do you. Huh? Is there a cactus growing out of a t- tree? Is the cactus the tree? Is this -cactus? -So I guess peace was never an option. The amount of pollen in the Swiss Alps is crazy. Welcome to the Swiss Alps, where we are literally covered in pollen. Did you wonder where it's coming from? I'll show you.
-Some say he's still sliding to this day. -Okay. Whoa. Ahhhh. This delivery driver was going about his business until he got into a 1V1. My turn. -Whoa. Ah. -Oh. We got one. I bet you've never seen Ronald McDonald sing the national anthem before. Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming.
-That's going in. Oh. -What could possibly be the context for the -teacher to be doing this? Heyyyyyyyyyyyy! This robot is way too cool for him. This kid had always wanted to ride a horse. -I wanna ride a horse. -You wanna get on? -I get on? -Yeah. -Yeah, yeah. -Can I get on the horse? Yeah, come on. Yes, sir. -Yes, sir. You ready? -Yeah.
This plane looked like it was glitching. You're good. Sorry. It took me a second to figure out what was wrong with this. Damn, I can't get this light off. Left rear door. All right, let's get. Five, four, three, two, one.
So how did that get up there? What do you have under there? What is that? That's my earbuds. -That's not an egg. What are you doing? -This machine refuses to be turned off. Whoa. Ready? -One, two. -Am I really in? One, two, three.
Nothing. -I look like a fool. -This owl got stuck in this tree, so these firemen decided to help them out. I don't think the father's genes tried at all. Belle, Baby Belle. I think this guy's discovered the back rooms. So hotel room, pretty normal. Two beds. We got this, but wait. What's this? What does this come out to?
It comes out to a living room, and a house, and a motorcycle. Golf cart? -And that's a whole pool. -Oh, that's two. These mascots race against each other at the Baltimore Orioles games. This was Mustard's first win after 27 losses. Tell me you're cheap without telling me you're cheap. My husband said he didn't need new slides because these keep him on his toes.
The slides in question. Do you think that Harry Styles knew about this? She's scared of rides, so her boyfriend tried to calm her down. I'm so scared. Hold on. Just hold on. We're going home. This trash can sorts the trash that's put into it.
They made a device that made seeing veins easier. They figured out how to make a song with bottles of Coca-Cola. -Rolling. -Look at this. Yeah. Y'all look at this. How you gonna close the sidewalk? Man, if you don't. -Oh. -I don't think his dog likes it when he fakes a sneeze.
There's planes, trains, and automobiles all in this video. At least he has the energy to drink it. Joshua, -you look crazy. -I don't think they signed up for this. -Keep going. -Oh, God. Oh, my God. These chairs made out of trees look so cool.
One of my subscribers sent me this video where their round of golf was interrupted by a fox. I love it. -Look, look, look. -Leave me alone. No, no, no. -You can't make this up. -Hey, that's my tee. -Come on. You have it, you have it. -Yeah. He's got the ball. Their front-facing camera was broken, so they had to improvise.
Flight 642 to Atlanta with a continuing service to Atlanta and -Atlanta. -I need to know how she made this. You get in the kitchen often? Just me? -Yeah. Yeah, I'm a chef.Seriously -Walk at my house. -Well at my house. A corn maze my own speed. I'll let you know when I make it to the exit. This is what happens when you use mouthwash. Your mouth is home to millions of bacteria, some harmful, some part of a healthy oral ecosystem. When antiseptic
mouthwash hits the slide, watch what happens. The movement just stops. Look at this strawberry. It's sitting. Boop. Here it comes, folks. It's the DoorDash dot. Hi, over here. My first experience with do- DoorDash dot. Hi. H- hi. Oh my gosh. That's awesome. Takes a lot of jobs, but it's awesome. This might be the fanciest toilet I've ever seen.
Goddamn, bro, you tall as hell, man. How tall are you? -I'm 6'8". -6'8"? Man, they lying. -No. -You're like 6'10", 6'11". Who you play -for? -Herron High School. -Huh? -A senior. -A senior? -One question I get asked a lot about my doll joints is why? To which I reply, why not? I guess they aren't fans of the heat. I never realized just how fast turtles can go.
So I was checking my garden this morning and I see this. Check it out. -Isn't that cool? -This footage shows what a pilot's view would be like during an evening flight. Hey, my four-wheeler. Hey. Where are you going? For the land of the free and the home of the brave. If you liked this video, you might enjoy this one as well, where I go over some of the most viral videos that broke my brain. And I'll see you guys again very, very soon. Later.