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If I don't know about this, if it falls into the wrong hands, then it's over. Well, where'd you hide it? Well, it was like years ago. How am I supposed to remember? Hey, you're here. You here. Light it. Don't ask them to do it. They don't even know what's going on. We don't have a choice RIGHT NOW. QUICK. OKAY, WHATEVER. WELL, I GUESS WE'RE DOING IT NOW THEN. GET AWAY FROM IT. SUPPOSED TO DO THAT EXPLOSION OVER THERE.
NO. THERE WASN'T. I SEE IT. WE GOT TO GO. HURRY. NO. NOTHING. OKAY, we made it barely. Aaron, where'd you hide it? What? I don't remember. I think IT WAS IN A WHAT the We made it. But did you guys do that? But do what? Kill Aaron. Not yet. Jeez. Well, you guys were the last one to see him. Unless your friend here killed them. Hey, back off. It was not them. Don't say that again. Where are we?
It's my secret world. I made it a long time ago. Okay, but why does your world look evil? It's kind of odd. It looks just like a regular Minecraft world. Are you kidding me? But I don't know what's going on. Well, this is Minecraft version 1.9 before beds had colors. This is old. LIKE YOUR MOM. OH, GET OVER HERE, YOU. All right, come here. Ignore them. Your mom took a bat. Oh, it is actually kind of corrupted. Yeah, it's not evil, right? She is a lovely lady. What are you going to do about it? I'm not a nice person. I feel like you should know this.
Just you and me. I'm looking for something we can't tell Ian and Zayn about. Just I want to pretend it's a kissy thing. GOODIES LIKE ZAY'S MOM. TELL THEM TO ME. It's a heart locket. Keep an eye out. Okay. What are you two whispering about? H um your mom. She's very kind. WHY IS SHE SO POPULAR? I COULD NEVER BE HER. ATHMA, care to share with the class why you thought it would be cool to randomly place redstone torches here? I honestly don't remember putting this here at all.
Can you remember anything? You don't even remember when you flush a toilet. I'm saving water by not flushing, you know, for the planet. What? Oh, Sane, what did you do? I just broke a torch. Is that a crime? No, but feels like one. Oh, my old house. Good thinking. Well, lame. I'll show you lame. I built those myself. Well, it's kind of mid. What? I don't know what you're talking about. But it is a little different.
Corrupted. What are we doing with your dog? Oh, he needed some fun, so I made him a little roller coaster. Enrichment equals torture. Totally get it. I got that. Big word for you. Oh, ew. It's old wheat texture. Wait, this is not how I remember. Wa. This is not how I remember it at all. Huh. Well, I know some storage chests around here. Keep your eyes peeled. You know, Athma, I think your save was corrupted.
Yeah, kind of looks like it, huh? Wait, is something there? Ooh, nice. Yeah, well, this is all a little weird, so let's try and keep our heads on straight. Well, I found some elytra and some spectral arrows. Ooh, here. You can take these. Get those back. Uh, they're not even gold. These are gross. Wait, do you see something? Wait, what about ender chest? Let's see. There's nothing in it. AND YOU'RE A LIAR LIKE Zayn's mom. WHAT? WHAT IF I TALKED ABOUT YOUR MOM? HUH? BUT DON'T YOU DARE. MY MOM LET ME DO WHATEVER I wanted without punishment. Oh. Suddenly, it all makes sense.
Yeah, it really does. What does that mean? Let's go check out my other builds. We should find what we need there. Come on, boys. Come on. All right. Um, let's check out my farming area for food, you know. Wink. Wait, did you just verbally wink? Whoa, big word. Uh, nope, I didn't. Well, SHE JUST DID IT AGAIN. I AM BEING GASLIT HERE. You gassy? Shut up. But e. Okay. Place is messed up, huh? What is this anyway?
Oh, wait. It's my potato farm. Uh, what? Oh, my potato adoption farm. You know where you adopt potatoes at? I grew a bunch of potatoes so people could adopt them. A potato farm? Now, why couldn't you make something cooler? That is cool. Jeez. Build something cooler than that. Come on, let's go inside. So many potatoes in here. Are those moving? Wait, what? Wait, what? Oh, these are moving. They're so cute. Oh my god, I totally get it. They're looking at me weird.
They are not. They are adorable. Look at them. I could just eat them up. Okay, but why are they alive? Why are any of us alive? That's my line. Look, they're adorable. Maybe we can tame them or something. H. But with what? How? Huh? You can grab them. Oh, great. Because I am starving. Here we go. You wouldn't dare to eat them. A, this one looks happy. What? You ate them right in front of me. What? I needed to fill MY HUNGER.
A MONSTER. LIKE YOUR MOM. WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? BABY. HUH? OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE. I JUST WANT A little bite. I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT. OH NO. You made them angry. They're corrupted. Okay, we have to get rid of them. Oh no. But wait, what if they turn back to being adorable? I don't think that's happening. Okay, I guess we got to do it then. Wait, legit question. Do you think we could just eat the potatoes instead of using our weapons?
Wait, legit answer? No. Aw, that's no fun. Oh, look. They took care of it. Good job. Oh no, my precious potato babies are gone. They're there. We can uh we can get more cute potatoes back home. It's not the same. Oh, wait. You saved one. Oh, you're the best. Thank you. Oh, whatever. Who cares about dumb potatoes anyway? There's got to be something good here. WINK. DON'T YOU GET OVER HERE. I'M GOING THIS WAY. GO THIS WAY. THANKS. Hey guys, you need to be careful. If you fall into the void, we don't know what's going to happen.
Yeah, maybe it'll kill us. Yeah. So, where are we going next? Well, if what I'm looking for isn't in my house, we should check out maybe like another house. Wait, is this Aaron's house? I bet it has the cooties thing. Yeah, it doesn't even look finished. It's not. I was trying to build a new house for him, but I never really got around to finishing it. Uh, you know, it's nice. Ah, that checks out. I would like to see you do better, you know. Yeah, I am. You know what? Yeah, I got you. And I know you're a cashier.
I think you broke him. Okay, Ian, look. Why don't you guys go ahead and go inside and judge? All right, excuse us. Hey, listen. It's really because I know Aaron wouldn't hide something so special in his house. Okay. It's got to be in something special. I know him. Thanks for your help. Keep an eye out. This place really is unfinished. There's like nothing in here. Yeah. But also makes me nostalgic. Look at this couch. It took me forever to get the color. And you landed on red.
Yeah. I figured it was Aaron's favorite color. So there's so many shades of red. You know, there's not so many shades of red in Minecraft. There are. You just don't know. You don't open your mind's eye to it. Also, the mantle's missing here. I had some pictures here of us. Everything I love is ruined. I listen. I got to ask. I GOT TO KNOW. WHAT IS THIS? WHAT the Look, I can explain. Okay. I just wanted to see what he would look like in this. Okay. I need to Oh, yeah. You know, the resemblance is
just uncanny. I can't even tell the difference. I know. It's because I know Aaron best and I know he would like it. And the dummy sitting in the tree. Shut up. What's going on? Yeah. I think it's weird too if you were totally agree. It's not weird. Guys, BOY AND LAUGH. GUYS, GUYS. GUYS, WHAT? THAT THING JUST MOVED. OH, you're just a scaredy-cat, Zane. It's not moving. It's not moving at all. I'M NOT A SCAREDY-CAT. I KNOW WHAT I SAW. HUH? GUYS, I'm going to need us to all chill. Okay, I'm sure we can FIX THIS TOGETHER. WHOA.
IT'S DEFINITELY MOVING NOW. I KNEW IT. WHAT DO I DO? OKAY. OKAY, LISTEN. WE NEED TO go ahead and uh figure out what's happening out here. Let's look for anything at THIS POINT. I GOT IT. IT'S GUARDED ME. OKAY. Don't hit it towards me, guys. Come on. Well, that's actually being hit towards me. Hey, I don't remember what that does, but uh Oh, WHY DO YOU HAVE GET OUT. Oh jeez. Okay, run. I guess it was in case someone were to break in. We're safe. We're fine. Okay. Why? Um well, you know, I Everyone's pranking Aaron. I wanted to have a security system for him. And you chose sand of all things?
I did. Okay. You can use the torch as a backup. It doesn't damage or break anything. It got everyone out. Okay, you know what? I think we should get out of here. This house is attacking us. Okay. I mean, I don't remember it being this crazy, but sorry. I didn't expect the world to get disrupted. Goodbye house. Well, that was sure something. Yeah, we all almost died, but we didn't. I miss the What? Guys, was this here last time? Uh, no. Think so.
What the? No. Looks like Italian. No, it looks like it's corrupted, guys. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. I still think it's Italian. What? What is it? Oh, I don't see anything. Are you okay? You freaking out? You want a hand to hold? Okay. Don't point your arrow at me. I'm just trying to help you. Something did happen the last time. Had that reaction. Maybe we should be on the lookout. It uh Oh, guys. Uh down there. Oh, is that been there this whole time?
It disappeared. WAIT, GUYS. WE'RE SCARING IT. WE HAVE TO SPEAK ITALIAN. UH, EXCUSE. We have to be cautious. Okay, we're not speaking Italian to it. I don't know how to person. OKAY, GOOD. I GUESS GERMAN right language. Oh, is that better? Oh, it's okay. Don't worry. At least you can see me. Where is it? Get out of my server now. Well, AT LEAST WE KNOW WHERE you are at now. You could take Ian, though, if you wanted to. We wouldn't be upset, and neither WOULD MY MOM. I'M A GOOD conversation partner.
Please get out of here. Shoot. Get him. Huh? Uh, wait. It's not What? Oh, wait. What? Where are we? I didn't like that. Jesse wasn't much of a conversation. This is not good. What the? My whole screen glitched. Yeah. Where are we? Well, I have no idea. Isn't this supposed to be your secret world, AF? It was, but it's been corrupted, obviously, and I haven't been here in forever. Looks like we've got more problems ahead of us. Wait a second. I know what this is. Uh, it's my wolf sanctuary. YOUR WHAT SANCTUARY? UH, MY wolf sanctuary? So lame. First you make a potatoes farm, and now this. You can't MAKE ANYTHING
COOL like a I don't know. Uh, are we even sure it's safe in there? Every time we go into one of your old builds, something bad happens. Um, but we have to go check it out. What if the puppies are still in there? And I don't want them to be hurt. Oh, wait. Yeah. Where is everybody? I'm seeing a lack of puppies here. Off. Yeah, same. I hate this. I don't know where they went. Are you sure they were dogs in here? Because uh, it doesn't look like it. Maybe they went upstairs. Let's check it out. I'm going to focus on watching our backs. I don't trust this place.
Wait, did you hear that? I heard barking. All I can do is see the sunshine barf on the wall. Oh, it's a nice room, isn't it? It's a good thing the dogs are color blind. I wish I could see that. Ian, that was pretty good. Oh, nice find stairs. Oh, great. We found what you were looking for, Al. Oh, look at them. Ew, look at them. They're so gross. They're all infected. They're adorable. They're so cute. That part's debatable. A cute but deadly. I better get rid of these.
Oh, AND NOW THEY'RE ANGRY. WE GOT TO GO. I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA. It's Ian calls this. He should have hit them. Uh, I don't know. I don't think it was Ian's fault that the wolves were corrupted. Uh, they're just little itty bitty wolves. They don't need anything. They just want to give you a kissy. They ate Ian in one single bite. H Yeah, they did. I guess that is true. Do we Is Ian going to respawn? If he does, it's not going to be anywhere close to here.
I hope not. Maybe he can get out of this craziness. Maybe we should find him. I mean, only if we have to. I mean, we shouldn't let anybody stay here. All right. Fine. You were you. Come on. Let's go. H. Okay. So, Aaron and Ian are gone. Um, can you tell me what we're looking for so I can help us maybe get out of here? I'm starting to wonder if that's the priority here. We need to get out of here. I was looking for the thing I was looking for earlier.
Well, you need to be a little more descriptive on whatever the thing is and whatever we're doing. Look, it's a secret. Okay, I Wait, WAS THAT VOICE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, IAN? I'M OKAY. EVERYTHING'S ALL GOOD. YEP. OH, that's not good. Uh, what's wrong, guys? I know. It's pretty amazing that I'm back. I know. Look at yourself. YEAH. OH, MY FACE. OH, NOW LOOK AT I'M UGLY. SOMETHING tells me we're going to be stuck in here for a little while. Yeah, we might be. Maybe we can figure out how to get out of here. That'll fix him, too. If you came down, where's Aaron?
GUYS, WE HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS. LOOK AT ME. WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE. Of course, I care about that, but Let's get to the hub somehow. He's back, guys. What? Wait. OH, NO. YEAH, I CAN KEEP A CONVERSATION GOING. UH, what the not again. Are we here? Teleport us somewhere. Oh, it must have moved us further from the exit. Um, exit. Huh? Hey, villagers. We can ring this place. I think I recognize this village.
Actually, wait a second. I think I have a stronghold. somewhere. Oh, there it is. Huh? Oh, wait a second. I thought of a great idea. Normally, you have to kill the Ender Dragon and then you end the game. Then you go back to your spawn point. If we kill the Ender Dragon, the world reset we can go back to our spawn points. Okay. Uh, guys, what? Prepare because I have an idea. We're going to fight the Ender Dragon before we lose this place. So, try to find some materials. Okay. I was going to say, look what I found. Oh, great. Um, uh, let's see. Redstone. Seriously? You know, I'm just loading up on food.
See anything? Ooh, nice. What the eyes of ender? Uh, all right. I found some Oh, wa. Nice stuff. Ooh, there you go. There's some sticks. Ian, come on. Knock it off, man. Oh, nice. All right, we Oh. Um, what is this? Uh, okay. I didn't do that. IT'S A REALLY GOOD TIME WE FIND THAT STRONGHOLD. THEY'RE SHOOTING LASERS. UH, YEP. I can see that. This must be what killed Aaron, MAYBE. OKAY. YEAH. MOVE. MOVE, PLEASE. DON'T HIT ME. COME ON. This way. Move it.
Keep running. Whatever you do, don't look back. Are we good? I hope so. Now I looked back. Okay. Uh, seems like they're still shooting. Oh, they are following us. Go, go, go. YEAH. MOVE, MOVE, PLEASE. UM, LET'S GET down here and, um, I don't really remember where the portal is. So, you We're going to have to do some looking around. First, we're fighting. Hi. Oh, Ian, you go first. Hm. Uh, maybe this way. Let's see. H, we said this the last time we went up the stairs.
This better fix my face. It hopefully will, but I don't know if that would be a miracle for everything. H, you know what? Fine. Oh, wait. It's over here. Check it. See? Memory of a mess, huh? You really wanted to be there and Uh, yep. We used to practice all the time. stumbling it. But maybe there's extra materials in here. Ooh. All right. Now, everyone ready? All right, newbie. Let's do it. 3 2 1 GO. All right. Well, we all made it. What are you looking at me like that for?
Wa! This place is corrupted, too. Look at this place. Crazy. Look at the enderman. Remember? Well, there's a lot of stuff here. Huh? Wait, what is Wait, it's the mantel from Aaron's house. Mantel? Wait, are the photos here? I don't see any. Doesn't look like it. So, what exactly are we Wait. Oh, these are some of my chests. Did you find any? You found it. You did it. WAIT, WHAT IS THAT? A locket. Thank you. Yes. It's something Aaron gave me. We've We've been looking for a LOCKET THIS ENTIRE TIME. SERIOUSLY.
WHAT? LOOK, I careful. I Okay. All right. Oh. Ooh. Um, looks like the ender dragon's coming. What do YOU MEAN THE ENDER DRAGON'S COMING? YEAH. DON'T WE NEED END CRYSTALS? UM, looks like we got a job. Oh, looks like he did it. The glitch. Okay. Um, let's do this. Okay. Let's take care of this thing already. All right. It's almost there. All right. Here we go. Just got to wait for the dragon.
You guys work on it. Oh, try my best here. Did you hit him with a bow? What? Whoa. So much damage. See, I told you gold is good. You guys didn't believe it. Have you seen the spectral arrows? Wo, the ones with the corruption. I didn't EVEN LOOK AT YOU. OH, that's so smart. All right, take them down. Nice. Corruption versus corruption. THERE IT IS. OH, HE'S FIGHTING. GET HIM.
GO. OH, are you okay? Careful. Oh, that wasn't good. We did it. WA! WHAT? WE DID IT. I didn't even have to do MUCH WORK FOR THAT. WOW. This is amazing. Oh, Zayn, are you okay? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY? OKAY. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS, BUT I'M GETTING THIS GLITCH STUFF OFF MY YEAH, let's go. Oh, it was so light when they got Karen. F. What happened? I DIED AND I GOT TRAPPED HERE THE SECOND WE GOT THERE. Please don't tell me that those two got it.
What? Your stupid pendant? Yeah, it wasn't made for you. So, you better hand IT OVER. I DON'T EVEN HAVE IT. DON'T WORRY. I got it. My friend helped us find it. Well, you did. Oh, thanks. Yeah. Blah. MY FACE IS FINALLY BACK TO NORMAL, so I'm really happy. Actually, look at it's so nice. Oh, yes. Now he's never going to shut up about it. Oh, there was a whole glitch on his face and a glitch monster after us.
Wait, what it look like? It was Italian actually. AND IT WAS NOT ITALIAN. WHAT? YES, IT WAS. OH MY GOSH. YOU SAW that sign? What are you What is going on? What? What is happening? Don't ask him. Uh, at least you got the pendant. OH. OH, LOOK. THERE IT IS. UH, NAMASTE. WAIT, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND? UH, that's not even a tie. That guy's not good. What do we do here then? Let's just run. Don't ask me TWICE THE FACE. NOT THE YEAH. OUT. I'M OUT. REALLY CORRUPT AND SPRINTS.
