Exploring a Haunted Children's Asylum in Dark Pals The 1st Floor

Exploring a Haunted Children's Asylum in Dark Pals The 1st Floor

A group explores an abandoned children's asylum in the horror game Dark Pals, encountering creepy dolls, a haunted carousel, and nightmare creatures.

This Baby is NOT Normal... Dark Pals: The 1st Floor (Full Game). | Transcript:

I've seen this before in lots of horror films. I know this. Oh my gosh, you are so beautiful. What the Oh my gosh. [screaming] Hello everyone, WE ARE CREW. And welcome to Dark Pals the first floor. Before we jump in, this game was made by the awesome indie devs at Forest Skunks. We also collaborated on the game and will receive compensations as partners. This full game is officially out now. So make sure to go grab it on Steam and support this team. We're going into a place where no one should go. An abandoned children's asylum. You know, I heard there's strange things happening here. And we're going to investigate it.

Oh man, why did you drag me here? Woah, this place is fancy. And yeah, that explains why people are like camping outside. Oh, that's true. Hello little friend. Do you remember us? Give us a big hug. That's right. We missed you, too. And you, sir. A performance from I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING a party. And play. Alive or alive? I don't think he's going to Oh, thank you. And I just noticed that guy just toot it out? Uh, don't Let's just go. He tooted a ticket.

Everyone, just ignore that. All right. Woah. Welcome to a world of imagination. Hello. A world of hopes and dreams. A place your child will always remember. The art on the carousel. Oh, look at that. Is there a dragon? Can I be for real? If I was a child, I would love this place. No girls. No tricks. The only way is up. Let's keep going up. What the um Aim as you go upward. We got this. Guys, maybe we should leave. The building's collapsing. Yeah, it's a really old building. It's dangerous.

Boom. And just get all Easy as 1 2 3. I even got the balloons. All the And Wait, wait. Why are we popping them? Shouldn't we let them go up? Nope. They all go down. Um can we get off now? Wait, did you see the thing in the middle of the carousel? LOOK, LOOK. OOH. WHAT THE HECK IS WHAT IS THAT? UM GUYS, I THINK WE JUST GOT FLASHED. NO. WAIT. Were we seeing things? I don't know. What was that? They were cheeks. No, you're trolling us.

What is this? Hot cheeky. We got knock the cans down. Watch this. Oh, she's got the strat. She's got the Guys, I think I know what flashed us earlier. This. I just got rid of it. No, it's the carousel component. It's too late. Now rainbow, I'm sure we're going to get sick if we eat it. Yeah, they're definitely spoiled. It's time to play ball, but we're actually going to let the goalie kick it in. All right, goalie. That's not possible.

Watch this. GO. [screaming] GO. YOU DID that yourself, BEN. YEP, TOTALLY. WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW? WOOHOO, CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you. toy and let the tour begin. We already got Inky. Thank you, totally not creepy person. no creepy. I want to see the tour. I want to see this how great this whole place is. Open the doors. We can check the library to read. Oh. Hi puppy. I am Fred. Hello, how are you doing like that? spirit with us.

Hi puppy. You are Fred. So, the problem is does the puppy think we're tasty? I hope not. Yeah, I think the puppy it was licking its mouth like toy, you know? It smacked its lips a lot. Think about it, guys. If you had candy in your teeth, you would lick it all the time, too. Well, how do you know that's candy? Cuz it looks like candy. I don't think it's candy. Oh, ghost. Oh. Ghost, ghost. No way. Wait, what is this? Oh, it's lore, it's lore. All I can read is remember to always protect your favorite toy. Okay, I can't really see.

Guys, is there a bigger book around here? I hope there is. Probably. There's a whole library downstairs. Let's go down the slide. Let's go, Inky. Oh, slide. This place is so fun. Look, a library with a slide. [screaming] Inky's going down the slide. Ouch. That was so cute. My booty. Oh wait, a giant book right there. I can't read that way, either. It's kind of the opposite way. Oh. Puppy. again. Chompe. Oh, another ghost.

These ghosts are artists. Yeah, and do you hear the dog? It's sniffing for us. Oh, there it is. Remember that you shall always be kept safe by the protection of your favorite toy. Keep it upon your person at all times. Oh. Oh, Inky. Bunny. Okay, we definitely need that ink over there. Ooh. OH. THERE YOU ARE. I TOLD you it's candy. Look, it keeps licking it. Um It's got rotten teeth. Chompe. Chompe, do we look delicious? Yeah, we do look delicious. That's why want to be my toy, Chompe?

Chompe looks cute right now. Okay, um Chompe, we are trying to get a key right now. Key, please. We're just going to pick YOUR COLOR BLUE. OOH. IT IS TRYING TO EAT US. OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, NO, NO, it's definitely angry. Chompe is angry. All right, Inky, follow us. Oh, guys, right there. Please. Oh, it's mine. Um Just one more shelf. What do I need to Oh, oh, this one, right here. Easy, and then I just push this one. Give us something good.

Yes, give us that color blue. Why are they always in Chompe's mouth? I don't know. Chompe, are you swallowing these? Um Inky, where you at? Chompe likes to eat. Oh, right there. And that is the blue painting. Water dragon. Woah. Hey. Um Chompe is excited. Oh, chill. That was a threat. I think it's threatening us to leave. It's cuz we did this. Yeah. Our last painting is right here. FIRE DRAGON. OH. OH, THE CLEANER. Please be seated. The movie will start soon.

Okay. Well, guys, Oh, that was a ghost child. That was a ghost Okay. Guys, go sit in the back. I don't know where we should sit. Wait, sit here. Do you see what I see, everyone? Other regular teddies, I want to go sit beside this beautiful funny nightmare teddy. Hello. Who's this? Oh my gosh, you are so beautiful. LAUGH FUNNY TEDDY, LAUGH. YEAH, funny teddy we can sit beside you, okay? Funny teddy took the good spot. Welcome to Upward, where the only way Funny teddy, you're not going to like this part. This is where they hypnotize you.

Yeah, this guy place where they can become the best versions of themselves. That's what we're going to cover in this video. WHAT? IS THAT IT? The clip's broken. Um Wait, guys, I just noticed there's popcorn. It's fresh, too. That's kind of spooky. This place is abandoned, but there's popcorn working. Weird. I call it ghost popcorn. It's probably not real. Well, let's go back here. Whoa. Oh, look at that.

How do you feel about flashing us earlier? giant baby Yeah, huh? You flashed us with your tush. How dare you? Are you serious? That's scary. Uh, this place is haunted. For real? If we just leave this. Yeah. What else is there? Oh, dog. What is that noise? Oh. What the Okay. Um, brainwashing instructions. Put in the tape. Just like so. Mhm. And then Put in some soap. Insert uh restrain the kids and press play. I think this is the kids? Why do we need to restrain them?

Ouch. The movie will start soon. You can see. We got to grab Inky. Prepare correct film reel. Well, do you see that? It says add sedative to cookies. That's the stuff. No. Don't eat any of the food. What happened to him? Funny Teddy. No, where's Funny Teddy? I guess we'll sit right here. A very broken chair. Ouch. How did I bring me mad cookies? new purpose. Got cookies yet? Upward is not a choice. It's a solution. He's licking his face again. I'm just looking. Compliance is comfort. eat everything. Resistance is inefficient. Uh-huh.

Every action will be observed. Like this? Every thought will be analyzed. And every response This is what happens to when people try to brainwash you guys. That's true. You just learn. And you cover your ears. Oh, I think I ruined the picture. No brainwashing. will perform. Perform for who? And you will give us cookies. No, we don't want the cookies. Jackie, don't lie. Stuff them up. See guys, I covered the screen. No more hypnotizing. Did anyone hear [clears throat] or see what he said?

Yeah, he said submit, consume, blah. Consume cookies. He took cookies. What pretty arms. I got this way. Guys, look, a diner. I want to go there. Yo, I want to go there. Is that where they're keeping the cookies? What the Who is that? Cutie in the distance, guys. Hello. What are you doing here by yourself? Would you like to follow us home? Do you know where Funny Teddy went? Tell me where Funny Teddy is. I'm just kidding. I LOOKED TWO OUT OF FIVE. YES. GOLD. TEDDY, I don't know why you're laughing like that. That's scary. I'm leaving.

I'M LEAVING, BRO. NO. [screaming] WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, WOAH. OH MY GOD, DOGGY. I MEAN, DOGGY. CHOPPY'S ANGRY. CHOPPY, NO, NO, NO, CHOPPY. CHOPPY, I was just looking at stuff. Ow, choppy. Why does it have to be like this? Give me Inky. No, no, I'm running. We just wanted to say hi to Gold. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, just go, just go. Go, go, go, go. Move. Stop it. Wait, wait, my right. I need it. Turn it around to the right. TURN IT AROUND TO Did you SEE THAT?

YEAH. WAIT, ARE WE EVEN REAL? OH, OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. Are we just spirits passing by? Aw. So, you were trying to eat us. What is that? Look at those eyes. Oh, wait, WHAT'S THAT? WHAT? I THINK WE POKE IT, TOO. WHY WOULD YOU STICK YOUR finger in a dog's mouth? You're right. I deserve that. And Choppy has a toothache. Um Okay. like a code around here? Probably. What does that say?

Submit. It must match in first. Choppy's mouth. Eat cookies. Choppy had those shapes. So, green orange squares. Green. All right. We looked at it. We got this one. You're welcome, Choppy. Choppy's our friend again. I think we helped Choppy with their toothache. Aw. Aw, wait, this is so sweet. Choppy looks so serene. Guys, Choppy's just a baby. Yeah. Bye. And their tooth is probably all right. Bye, Choppy. Bye, Inky. We truly are Choppy's friend. Woah.

Woah, is this a This looks like a theater. Let's go down. Oh, looks like a theater. here with us? There you are, right there. Where? I know, it's a broken owl. It's a broken owl. Oh. This is really cool. It's like a campsite. Or a haunted house. like the sounds, though. Yeah. How do I get that? an ink in there. Woah. All right. Everything is falling apart. Oh. You are here. We need to go to the portal. Yeah, we have to hit the bull's-eye. All right, let's go. Where?

Follow the forest path. It's too peaceful here. Across the bridge. Right there. Oh. Boom, boom, boom. Hit the target. Haha, this is cool. THE BABY! There's that baby again. Okay, we need to have a war with the baby. The baby is splashing us. Put on a diaper, baby. Oh my gosh. We need to cover you up, baby. Oh my gosh, where's the baby's diaper, bro? What? Oh. Yeah, the baby did it again. How to jump scare the wine. Good wine. Wait, what? Good wine.

The dog. Hey. No. Chubby legs. Oh, I think you should run down the path and keep shooting. Oh. What was that? Oh, we failed. have to start over. Let's go, let's go. We got to run. Chase it. Oh. Doggy. Um. Dino. Baby. YAY. AND ARE WE PAINTING THIS? I think we are. That's a fire dragon. Wow. One of the dragons. That's cool. Why are you screaming, though? How's it open? We probably need to paint the other side to open the gate. We got to do this with another dragon. Water dragon. It looks like the blue ink is in here.

Um this is a room. too easy. Um is that a ghost? And it's really dark. Okay. That's it? is way too easy. That door is closed. What the whole What the heck is that? a shadow? I think the room changed. No, it didn't. No. Um okay. Why is that plushy blinking? OH, we have to fill up the ink, huh? What? Guys, that canister is empty. I think we got to fill it up. Oh. Oh, I'm assuming it's in the water.

Toilet water? No, whatever is in the last stall. Oh, this isn't water. How strange. What is this? Dog needs belly rubs. See, Chompe is nice. Okay. What? What are we Step in that ominous red area. Did something happen? I'm scared. I think it's just the lighting. Oh, there's nothing. Okay. Woah, what's in What? Something in there? Oh, you could turn this. For what reason? I'm just taking a shower. No, guys, it's red. Turn around.

Guys, it's just normal water. Rainbow stop. Why are you stalling, Rainbow? I don't know if it's a scary game. That's why I'm like, what's going to happen? This seems too easy to get the blue ink, you know? That's it. Give us some water. Yay, now we have water. Lift the gate. Um who owns this castle? Clearly the tiny big world. What? Why is it closing? [bell] Hello? Uh-huh, it's lullaby music. It's just time to go to sleep, guys. No big deal. All right, I'm going to sleep, y'all.

Sleepy time. All right, which bunk bed? Mhm. Oh, it did say we have to choose. Hello. Rainbow. Three out of five. Why do you guys all doing here? Dragon's Lair Moon Tower. I want to go in the Hey, you didn't read the last one, funny. It said dungeon. Oh, wow. I literally skipped it. I guess I'm going straight to the dungeon. What's up, ghost kids? [snorts] Watch this. Parkour. Bro. Easy. I told you we own this castle. What kind of dragons are those? They're pretty.

We got to keep on jumping. I like this place. Oh, I think we're going to go perform. Right? I don't think so. But, this is a stage. I feel like we're going to fall through these uh planks. we're going to go look at the stars on the top of the tree house. This is quite peaceful. Guys, we snuck through. Oh. Okay. There's a room here? Wait, there's a door. Dang it. It's two pieces. It's a little din- Oh, wait. No, that's a dragon. We're going to the king's room, everyone. Prepare yourselves.

Open. Nope. No, don't go down. Keep looking. Okay, I guess we're going this way. Red light. What is this? Wait, is this the bathroom? The heck? What is that? It's the facility. Facility, upward. Location, Warden Lake. Year of construction, 1980? Um that's not that ancient. Yeah, it is. That's why it's What's that? Circle. Uh Oh, it's a coded message. Funny why? Bro.

Come on, Pinky. IT'S NOT THAT HARD. Oh my gosh. You guys Lauren decided hits Binky. Lauren why would you do that? Lauren stop. Woah. Okay. It's just a baby. seeking revenge on Binky cuz Binky was flashing everyone. Okay that was pretty funny. Is that it? What's not funny is our board is covered. Come on Binky. It's not that far. It's true it's not that hard to put on A DIAPER BINKY. NO GOLDA. Oh my gosh. And conform. I don't think this is a clue. That's just Again. That's it. THAT'S JUST BINKY.

IT'S GOLDA. OH I FORGOT. I covered up this thing. Wait Bonnie. Bonnie can you click the tape again? Why? Because Do you have something entertaining? Yeah it's so entertaining. Click it again please. Make sure to like the video and subscribe or else. Um Gold is using YouTubers for bad. You must conform. I think we're supposed to jump onto the turtle. Okay we're going. Yeah. Yeets. What a fluffy landing. Um You okay? No. No one's okay here. What the OH MY GOSH. [screaming] OH MY GOSH. OH THAT WAS A JUMP scare Binky. You actually scared me. Binky have you been following us?

Binky's nice. Oh are you helping Binky? You're making me feel dumb Binky. What are you saying? Hm? Um I don't know what to look at. I'm just going to Oh I'll just do this. I'm sorry. Oh Binky's saying open turn to open the door. Binky's calling us dumb. Oh thanks Binky. We stupid? More. Oh my gosh, Binky. You're welcome, Binky's a giant baby. in here? How long have you been here? So, Binky was sleeping? Mhm. Binky's telling us to go to sleep. Binky, you HD is hot. Yeah, Binky. No. Um, guys, Binky is coercing us to go to sleep.

Binky, we're not sleeping. No. Um sleepy. No. And also, we don't need naps cuz we're not a baby, okay? Cuz we're not babies. [screaming] Okay, fine. You know thank you. You know what? We'll go to sleep. Just for you, Binky. It's a drawing of Binky. Repeat. Woah, woah, woah. What's happening? What are you eating, Binky? Binky. Oh, Binky. What is that? Binky. I think Binky's eating its head. It's eating its Who taught you that, Binky? Binky, that's messed up. head. That's weird. Binky's quite an odd

character. Uh-huh. Yeah, I thought Binky was all cute, but now Binky's gross. Binky, why? That was low-key kind of nasty, Binky. Oh, balloons. Is this There's one red balloon. I've seen this before in lots of horror films. I know what I'm doing. Floating red balloon. I know what that does, yeah. You'll float, too. It doesn't do anything. It's just It's a shaft ahead. Wait, it's a floatable house. Guys, guys, I think we're finally going to diner. Yes, finally. [screaming] Now, this is the fun part. Yes. Um Awesome stuff will happen at the diner. Oh.

Hello. I said hello. up my food? I said hello. Can I get food, please? No, we were probably going to keep going. Dinner. I want my promised cookie. You are the chef. Diner. Always a fine Wait, guys, we're finally at the diner. Finally. Wait, this is a cool diner. Are you kidding me? I know your cookie, bro. Cookie. These are sleepy cookies. Oh, I love singing. Let's go, guys. Let's go. Let's go, crew.

Here we go. Omelette man. Guys, do you think Pinky made the cookie wrong? [screaming] Guys, but for real, why is Pinky so HQ? Woah, this place is so cool. I know. Yo, Pinky, what's up? Oh, Pinky's getting food. He's getting cookies. Oh, Pinky's asking for food. Pinky, you're living the life here. Thank you. Thanks, Pinky. You know what? You were a little creepy, but you're kind of cute now. Forget about that. Look, it's a chocolate fountain. You're right.

I kind of want to live here. Go bananas? That is so creepy. Yes, go bananas. Oh, it's ice cream in the chocolate. Rita. Okay, this place is so that's This place is the coolest place. I like this whole place. I like the soundtrack, everything is great. Are we allowed to use this yet? I don't think so. Maybe we need to get the ingredients first. Oh. What is it, Pinky? What's up? Pinky, sit over here. Pencils. Wait, wait. Pinky, we want to look at the whole diner. No, but wait. WE NEED TO GO UPSTAIRS. I want to see what's upstairs.

What is this? Ew. I don't want that. No, no, no. Staff only. Oh, hackno. What is that? Wait, what is that? What's base? What the Wait, what am I making? What we choose matters, I think. I don't don't take base. back, buddy. No. Those are No. What? Um Guys, this place is Oh. Oh, what? Wait. Chompe slime. Slime extract. Uh I don't like these cookie ingredients. Guys, trust the cookie process. Guys, I'm going to test these ingredients, okay? On your tray, you have Chompe saliva, something, and a

pepper. Yo, Cruz making a hot cookie, everyone. Feeling blue? Try our beauty special. They're good for you. Look at that. Black fist. No wonder why the kids want to spend time here. Wait, how many ingredients are there? I don't know. How many cookies can we make? I don't know. Luna Teddy, what are you doing in the cafeteria? Yeah. Did you eat a cookie, too? Oh, Luna, you laugh. I was going to scare you. Luna Teddy really liked the You know, guys, we went upstairs to explore to see if there's anything we're missing. But I now know why they love the diner.

Wow. With chocolate. Always. This is like if you want to make a proper cookie. And pink marshmallows. Wait, this where we put it? That's not an apple. Those are toppings. Chef of the month? Oh, I wonder who it is. Wow. I'm not surprised. Omelet Man, did you give yourself all of those um One disgusting cookie coming right up. Oh, rejected. I'm sorry. Oh, I'M SORRY, BINKY. [screaming] OH, IT'S OKAY, SO DEFINITELY, you need a banana and a blueberry. Thank you, Sassy. I think he's like, "Stop messing around." Binky, we're going to try this one more time with nasty ingredients.

Let's go. All the proper ingredients. Come on. Well, HERE GOES BINKY. YOU GOT an achievement. YUCKY. WHAT? WE JUST SNEAK IN. COME ON, JUST LET us Come on. Oh, that's what Omelet Man has been trying to tell us. I was just listening to a song. So, what is it? The brain wants something. He wants me to get a blueberry, banana. What's the ingredient? Fruit, what are you holding? Okay, not chocolate. Bro, this is not helpful.

Okay, fruit. You just need fruit and sweetness. Fruit? Strawberry, sweetness. What's super sweet? How about bread? A base, a base. Oh, nice, nice. And the topping. topping, blueberries. I'm so confused. At least they have a slide to get us out. Guys, the music doesn't stop. It's kind of horrifying. I think I'm getting brainwashed. Yeah, me too. No. Now guys, I trust omelet man. Guys, we need a topping. of the cookies, buddy. Maybe. Binky, we got blueberry, banana, and white chocolate. We probably made a cookie,

okay? Please accept it. All right? Come on. Even Mr. Omelet Man would be proud. Oh, we got A RATE. YES. [screaming] WAIT, THIS IS SO CUTE. OH, we're going to mix it. No, the gun. Oh, right here. Boom. Okay, mix it. Okay. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Again, again, sing again, again, again. You really got to mix. And now, what do we do? I like these machines. Everything's automatic. That's a chompy bowl. That's a humongous cookie.

Are we shaping it now, Binky? Shaping. Oh, oh, woo. Binky, I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Super sorry, super sorry. Sorry, sorry. Okay, I'm going to drop the gun. We're going to press it, right? We're going to press it down the giant cookie. Oh, sorry, Binky. We're sorry for what we did. We're not as strong as you. Binky, we're just like a human bro. Oh, the cookie's small now.

You're a super baby. Please don't glare at us. Guys, I think Binky's getting tired of our stuff. Binky has a new pair of shoes, guys. Woah. Oops, I think you were supposed to wait for Binky to leave. Uh, Binky, can you eat that cookie? Binky, what do we got? We finally get to eat it. Oh, I think he's hungry. I mean, Binky's saying it's okay. Let's give it to Binky. That's right. Oh, we ate it. No. But we made the cookie ourselves.

Must consume. How's that possible? Yo, we consumed. I don't want to consume. Woah. Lies. What is this? Consume cookie. La. Eat Oh, cookies yummy? What happened to this place? Cookies are yummies. Yummies are cookies. What happened to the beautiful kitchen and the diner? Woah, Binky. No, Binky's telling us to run. Oh, Binky's hungry. I think Binky's going to turn into a monster. No. Oh, Binky's belly is hungry. it's not you.

Binky can't control ITS BELLY. NO, BINKY. I'm sorry. I don't know where to run. I don't know what's happening. Guys, what's happening? Binky, your belly's all up on us. Move, Binky. Binky, I literally Binky, give me a second. Okay, just keep running. No, Binky, please. GUYS, THIS IS SO SAD. I KIND OF FEEL bad for Binky, but Yeah, Binky's hungry. Binky, stop. Binky. Oh, Binky. No. Binky's trying to stop it from eating us. No, Binky.

NO, NO, NO. [screaming] UM, COME ON. PLEASE, PLEASE, BINKY. PLEASE, BINKY, NO. [screaming] Come on, we're running, we're running. Binky. Binky's trying to stop itself from eating us. So, we're hiding. No, Binky. Bro. No. We're going, we're going, we're going. And we're going to sleep in the bed. Sleep in the bed. Sleep in the GOODNIGHT, GOODNIGHT. [screaming] OKAY, GOODNIGHT. AGAIN? I don't want to peek anymore. Is Binky trying to eat us?

I think Binky should eat the cookie. [panting] What is this? Guys, why is the cookie hitting us? Yeah, WE CAN'T EVEN TRUST cookies anymore. Wow, we can't even trust anything. Control yourself, Binky. Binky saved us. Yeah, I think Binky's stomach is a demon. Yeah, you don't say. I feel bad. Binky has a bad stomach.

What a nightmare. That is a scary nightmare. That's That has to be like the worst nightmare. That was terrifying. That was a messed up nightmare. A castle. A ball. Wow. So, was that a nightmare? I think that's real. Binky. Stop punching me IN THE FACE. [screaming] BINKY, PLEASE STOP. PLEASE STOP punching us. Yes, please. Have you ever thought of just eating more of the Mr. Omelette Man cookies? Stop. Don't Don't go up the stairs. Don't fall. Please stop. I can barely run. Just stop. NO. NO, NO, NO. Oh my gosh.

It's not Binky. Where are we going? Right? Down. Ow. No, oh, no. That's so sad. Binky, you have an angry stomach. Binky, I think you're just hangry. I think so, too. All right. Crew can whip you up a couple of cookies. I'm just making sure there's no secret. Yeah. What if we look in the mirror? Anything? Whoa, can we see our reflection? Whoa. Of course not. Okay, that was kind of creepy. Hello? Another bedroom. Binky? Are we going to sleep again? We need to leave this castle. Let's get out. Yeah, let's go.

Too many nightmares in here. No, they're forcing us to sleep. Oh, is it this bed we have to sleep in? Oh, we have to go out there. Whoa. This place is huge. This is It's an auditorium, maybe. Oh. This place has everything. Yeah, why would you ever want to leave? It's perfect. I'm joking. Um I don't like the looks of this. Y'all, if you ever see this, this is a bad sign. Yeah. IF YOU EVER SEE THAT IN REAL life No, Binky.

Now look what you did. Ouch. Aw. [screaming] Aw. Bobby! He's got sad eyes. Oh my gosh. Chompe, you were there, too. Thank you, Chompe. No, no, no, no, NO. NO, BOBBY. [screaming] NO, CHOMPE. NO, BOBBY. IT'S A DOG. YEAH, GO. GO GET THE CHOMPE, BRO. IS THIS THE DOG WE OR I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT. THIS IS SO COOL. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. [screaming] CHOMPE. HOW COULD YOU, BINKY? BINKY, AW. You messed up. YO, BINKY. BINKY, YOU'RE A MONSTER. AW. That's so funny.

Binky, what the heck? I wonder why LAUREN HIT YOU. THAT'S RIGHT, EVERYONE. GET ME that stick so I can teach Binky. Run, Chompe, run. Guys, guys, what do we do with this fire? No, like seriously. I think we have to leave. We have to run. Get off. Get off him. I think we have to run. Chompe is with the rhino. He's saving us. Wait, wait, before we run, I THINK JOE YO, FIVE OUT OF FIVE. LET'S GO.

YES. LOOK, WE GOT THE WATER GUNS. OH, we got the water guns. ALL THE NIGHTMARE TEDDIES. YEAH, that's nice. I'm sorry, Chompe. We can't save him. The merry-go-round. Yo. Binky, you are a jerk. Yeah, Binky. No. Yeah, Binky. Bad. Bad baby. Bad Binky, bad Binky. We're going. We're saving We're out, bro. Guys, I'm so sad. Chompe. I feel really bad. Are we out? Are we going up? No, we're going DOWN. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO UP. WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO UP?

NO, NO, NO. Lie to us. No, no, no. [screaming] Get out. He has no control. [screaming] What the [screaming] WHAT THE HECK? DUDE. SEE, THAT'S PINKY AND THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO CONTROL your heart. THIS IS I don't like this. Pinky was too hangry. What? What the And we're going down. Guys, I did not like that. Somebody move Pinky. Jacko, really? Yo, that was messed up. Is it too late to say I really enjoyed making the cookies? Oh my god. to the second floor, kids. Oh my gosh,

Corey's on the second floor. Guys, this place is messed up. Corey, this is I don't know how to feel right now. This is the negative second floor. I'm speechless. Two important characters have died. That was disgusting. That was nasty. Guys, Yeah. I think um I've never played a horror game where I was so disturbed in my life. Yeah, horror inside. That was I was That was pretty nasty. I'm getting cinematic. That was cinematic beauty right there. All right. cinematic. As the baby's getting tossed around, wow. Guys, I'm scared to see what's on second floor. First floor is

already too much. Yeah. Now my Steam profile has the best achievement ever. One of us. Right there. Look at that. One of us. Find and shoot all crew nightmare teddies. Thanks so much for watching and if you enjoyed go check out Dark Pal's. Thank you. Bye.

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