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This is not a funny video. Do not smile. This is serious. That's Mario. Usually Bowser and Mario are warriors in battle with each other, but now they're allies. That's not funny. He could have got hurt. They shouldn't be celebrating that. That was an illegal move. She could have been seriously hurt and injured. Mario should be in jail. You can't put mud on the ball. You're making a mess. This isn't funny. You guys, you can't make a tornado in the middle of tennis. See, now the toads have to clean it all up. Adventure mode.
[snorts] Trial towers. Mix it up. No. [groaning] Why is Baby Wario not unlocked already? I'm searching for other players that take the game as seriously as me. There probably aren't any in the world. Oh, here's somebody. Mario can't go that fast. This game is seriously dumb. Where's my opponent? He left. WHERE? WHERE'D THE BALL GO? It went invisible. Boo's not even playing anymore. He's not even taking this seriously. He left the court entirely. He just left the match.
Now I have to fight a tornado. Who hit the ball? This is such a This game is a joke. Nintendo should be in prison for this. Boom. Cheater. What? Game set for match. How am I supposed to play a stupid game on a field? I don't take it seriously. My beautiful writing. No, Reggie. Put it back. Maybe I should have played the tutorial. Why did the ball just stop? You can't just magically make a ball stop bouncing at will. That's not even physically possible. You don't even know about physics or anything, Reggie. They should have put this game out on Wii because
this game sucks. We put my ranking back right now, Reggger. I swear to God, I'm going to play the tutorial. Don't give up. I'm going to cover mud. Six. Yeah, I know. The court is covered in mud. You stupid flower. You slipped out of the stupid mud, Reggie. Game set and no game set and return to GameStop. If I go down to B minus, I SHOULD NO. REGGIE, PEOPLE AREN'T GOING to take me seriously anymore. Diddy Kong isn't a Mario character. Reggie, Bobby, I'm seriously being serious now. How do you actually play the game when all this hundred things are hitting me every second?
Good thing they're not measuring my anger rating right now. You can do it. I can do it. Game set and match receivers. Yeah, this game is like a one out of 10 experience. Wait, Cam unlocked. Well, now I have a serious character, not stupid Wario. So now I can actually win. Four zero. Yeah, I wish I was playing as Wario right now. Maybe I need to learn the basics, level up, and reclaim my former glory. Yo, she doesn't look good at all. It was the notoriously bad character Wario who ruined my ranking. Look, we have to find the golden fruit. It'll fix your rank. And then they arrived at the mysterious island.
I am the tree of tennis. Did you know that it's illegal to cover the court in lava and tornadoes and that I should get all my points back? Oh, thanks a lot, Wario. You've awakened the ancient demon of tennis, Wall Zini, and you ruined my rank. B minus. Everybody's been turned into babies. I didn't believe it when I heard, but you really have been transformed into a baby. How is this even possible? A mysterious attack from a swarm of monsters somehow made it possible. And what's worse, they don't just look like babies, they're also only about as
strong as babies. Toad, this is supposed to be a serious game. Are you saying they want to train to take on monsters, but they're only babies? They may be babies, Toad, but they already have customized tennis attire. He's clearly got the drive. Even as a baby, Mario never ceases to impress. Oh, you must be a serious Mario fan. Have you ever played Hotel Mario? It's one of the better games in the franchise. A not quite. I'm still losing on baby mode. Take a breath. So close. My meter went up.
This mode is vastly superior to ranked. Flood. They turned you into a tennis television. Only the academy staff know you're really Mario. To keep things discreet, call yourself baby Mario around others. Okay, that way they won't know you're Mario. Congratulations, Mario. You are now an E-rank player. You got demoted like 80 times. Luigi, that's not Luigi. That's baby Luigi. He's a different person. You're ranked D now. That's awesome. And also not surprising at all knowing you two. What a fun shot.
It's not fun. It's serious. This is such a dirty field. I can't even play in these conditions. Is this pinball or soccer? Why are there 17 balls on the field right now? I thought we were playing banana ball. Where did all the bananas go? Is this some kind of enemy base, Reggie? When am I going to get my rank points back? Banana racket unlocked. Now I got to keep playing. Why are we playing on hockey? I thought this was soccer. Why are four babies playing fire tennis on top of a airplane when they're handing out the pretzels right now? Oh no, the airship's on fire. Our flame rocket started a blaze. Good thing that we're on the airship, too.
What type of player can be confident in their speed? Speedy. Now that I know everything about tennis and have reclaimed my glory, I am ready for ranked play. Gaboo. So much power. One zero. Only Mario Tennis can make somebody hate Gaboo. Easy one. Ready. Nice angle. 5 set. Oh, right in the face. I GOT THAT. I GOT IT. 3 1 n Oh, look at this little fever effect. Oh, that's cool. Just ruins the whole game. That's cool. Watch out for all of the million bananas I put over there from when I was eating bananas earlier in the day. My side is totally covered
in every crap. Okay, I guess it doesn't matter. Don't hit it to the left or the right side and we're still good to play. You can do it. It won't let me walk to the ball. What? Nice angle. What? I win. I win this game. Oh, an easy one. How do you get to the ball and electrocuted? That's an easy one. How do you get to the ball though? I'm getting electrocuted the entire way. Giving you an easy one here. Oh, that's an easy one. Yep, that's a Excuse me.
I got that. Despite trouble. Come on. This is me. Oh my god. Oh my god, I did it. I'm finally right back to where I started at the start of the game. His own swamp just swamped on him. Oh, and he got hit by the flame and the flames are on his side and he got killed and he has to recover now. And he stepped on the flame and he stepped on it again. Game set and match receiver. I got that four. What a fun fever effect again. Okay, that's that's okay. What a high quality game this is. I can bring this back.
Game set and match technique. No, no, no. [screaming] A great return. I should have called this game Mario Tennis a mess.
