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Oh my goodness. Grab one of these wedge trucks. SUMO. WAIT, are we on a team together? WHAT? WE VERSUS TEDDY. AH, QUITTER. DON'T BACKSTAB ME ALREADY. SORRY, BRO. I'M SORRY. OH NO. WAIT. THERE'S NO ONE. OH MY GOD. TEDDY. NO. OKAY. All right. So, I got to work in teams, guys. Oh, yeah. [screaming] Crater is dead already. HOW DID YOU MAKE ME FLY THAT HIGH? FIRST HE TRIES TO BACKSTAB me and then he just leaves me to die. I didn't backstab you, Jelly. All right, keep going that way.
I'm trapped. We've got hard, man. It's hard. Right down here. Right down here, boys. Right down where, Jelly. Right down where? Oh, look at that. Skilled landing. Come on. One more time. YOU AIN'T GETTING ME CUZ I'M GOOD AT LANDING, BOYS. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LAND, JAY. You're done. Uhoh. Done. You are super done, JAY. OH, IT'S ONLY 2V1. You got this, buddy. Thank you, Crater. I've been working out. I know how to do this.
Get Teddy. I'm doing it backwards. YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT. OH MY GOD. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BOY. HEY, CRATER. Next time you carry me. All right. All right. But you're too fat. What the? I'll try, bro. All right. Get ready, Jelly. I'm carrying you. All right. All right, boy. Round two. Teddy, please don't throw me up. All right. Yeah, you guys need to work together on this. You know that, right?
Well, I was working together pretty well. It's just Teddy. Mistakes happen. Okay, I got this. SEND ME AT HIM, BOY. WHERE ARE THEY? Behind you. Let me go. YOU GOT to be kidding me, bro. Okay, Teddy's dead. COME ON, TEDDY. NO. HOW DO I SUCK THIS MUCH? I THINK YOU GOT ONE OF THEM, CRATER. [screaming] You got one of them. I did? Yes. And I carry you to the end again. Are you kidding me? Okay, maybe guys, we need to like be a little bit more peaceful in the beginning. Like maybe we should have I don't know. Like it's just I don't even
get to play. I want to practice a little bit. You know, you're the one who sent it. I want to get my tires hot. Hot? Yeah, cuz I'm like driving around. Don't know what you're saying. All right, round three. Craner, we are in the lead like crazy. I'll try to do a little bit better, Jelly. Just give me a second here. No, you did find you got one of them. First of all, they're not going to know which car is ours. They're being wussies, brother.
True, true, true. You don't have to try. They're waiting. Oh, they're over there. Okay, wait a second. Let me back up, Jelly. I saw you guys move and I have a map. No, they won't know which one is us. Now what we got to do is we go to their platform and we push him out. You see this? Teddy's right there. Kill him. Oh my god. This dumbass is gonna die. You're not going to get me. PULL HIM OUT. JELLY. I'M TRYING. GET OUT THE TRUCK. THERE WE GO.
JELLY. THAT'S IT. OKAY. GOLDEN. NO. WE GOT TO GO TO THE PLATFORM. THIS IS REALLY BAD. I'm throwing EVERYONE OFF. IT'S A SANDWICH. I'M BEING SANDWICHED. There we go. Great start. Okay, Jilly, you get down here, buddy. Okay, thank you. I'll try, Crater. Stuck here, boys. I try. [screaming] DON'T DIE ALREADY. JOHNNY, come on. I need TO PUSH JOHNNY OFF. I'M COMING. GET HIM, JILL. HE'S STUCK SIDEWAYS. HE'S STUCK. I'M COMING IN. WHERE IS [screaming] HE? WHAT THE HECK? DADDY GOT ME.
JILLY, GET HIM. YOU'RE PUSHING [screaming] ME OFF. HE'S ON THE EDGE. HE'S ON THE NO, JILLY. HE'S HUMPING ME. [screaming] GUYS, DON'T HUMP CRATER. ALL RIGHT, HE'S DONE. He doesn't enjoy. Let's go. One peasant down. One more to go. Listen, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I don't know. My headset is dying. I'm a little bit confused. Your headset is dying. Well, how is that relevant? Oh. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It's done. Oh, I was hiding it all for dear life.
I'm dead, too. We lost the round. Great tactic. I need your help, Craner. What do you I was the MVP there. I had Jordy right where I wanted him, but then he started humping me. Bro, he didn't kill anyone. How are you the MVP? Well, I had him right where I wanted him. All right, Jordy. All I can say is be careful. I'm coming for that booty. All right. Yo, he's been working out, too, buddy. I'm fit as right now. Bro, MY HEADSET KEEPS DYING. HELLO. Oh god, now I can't hear anything. God damn it, Jelly. I'm sorry.
I'm going in blind. You mean deaf, bro? Deaf? I mean, how are you professional YouTuber, Craner? He's not. That's the thing. I can't hear a thing. Well, guys, you can now make fun of Craner and he won't be able to respond. He's really good, actually. Yo, he's actually like really bad at this game. Like, genuinely, he sucks. I wish I had one of you on my team. No, actually, I'm pretty good. Which one's Craner? Craner, get in the truck.
Let's just joust for a second, guys. Let's not be hasty. Get him. I said let's not be hasty. YOU GOT ME DOING BACK FLIPS. ALL RIGHT, HERE WE COME. I'm alive. Oh, wait. I GOT YOU. OKAY. Thank you, Jelly. My mission this round is to stay alive. I'M NOT TRAINER. FLIP ME. TAKE HIM OUT. QUICK. OH MY GOD. LEGEND, BRO. LEGEND. That's how he does it. Thank you.
All I needed was a new headset and now I'm back to killing it more. Are you like plugging a brand deal or do I do it? No. Honestly, no. Where do I go? It was my Galaxy Buds that died all of a sudden from Samsung. I love Samsung. Let's not say anything bad. No, no, no. I use the Samsung phone every day. I'm just saying. No, this is a new one. The one I got from my own sponsor. I'M DEAD. SAYS, "WHEN do you have a Samsung phone? You're always ON YOUR IPHONE."
WHAT? I'VE HAD A SAMSUNG FOR YEARS, BUDDY. Don't you come for me, guys? I'm dead. Craner, I think I got hit. I don't even remember. Craner, please carry me. We need this dub, my guy. I'm I got this, Teddy. I got this. I got No, leave my bottle. Why is he talking about his bow? [screaming] Peter, I tab in and all you do is drive off. Listen, I didn't do it on purpose, Jelly. Yeah, if you don't carry me harder next time, I'll come for you. This guy misunderstands everything. I swear to God. You're doing it on purpose, Dilly. I really don't.
It's 22. It's currently a draw. Okay, Teddy, build a wall. Why, Mr. President? I got you. Build the wall right there. Oh, that's what you mean by build a wall. Oh, what is he doing? Where are they? They're on green, bro. We're building a wall. Don't you get it? We're constantly either yellow or green. Well, there's a lot of greens. Crater is infiltrating the wall. I'm not even going to get into that car, BRO. HE IS CROSSING THE BORDER.
I'M SOUTH OF THE BORDER. CRER, you carry anything illegal with you? Of course I do. Always, buddy. Oh, this is great. I'm about to flip Craner. No, you're not going to flip. Come back. Back up. Stay here. Now, now the surprise attack. I was the Trojan horse, Jelly, and you're the guy inside of it. You know what, Jelly? You're looking a bit too Oh, NICE TRY. CAREFUL. OH, NICE, NICE, NICE, NICE, NICE. Where are you? No, I'm nowhere to be seen, MY BROTHER.
OH, [screaming] WHAT THE HECK? That's a different angle. Okay, I'm trying to stay alive as long as possible. Now, I'm making Jordy flame out, dude. That's a double hit. Listen, it's a draw. And the first team to win four rounds takes the W CROWN. GUYS, WHAT ARE WE playing for? Are we uh doing uh are we always playing for something? I GOT YOU, CRATER. YES, KELLY. YES. NO. I'M GOOD. Got to loop around. Got to scoop this guy up. Oh. Leave him. [screaming] Oh, wait. No.
I tried to save you. No. Wait. That's not me. Yeah. That was so confusing. That was A FAKE GREEN. NO CRATER. [screaming] NO. I DIED TOO IN THE HE ACTUALLY TOOK 20 WITH HIM. GOOD. TOO. JOHNNY, FIGHT ME. FIGHT ME MIDAIR, DUDE. Come over here, Daddy. Let me get that slipstream. You ain't slip streaming nobody, buddy. I am. You ain't sleep streaming nobody. All right, I'm going to wait for you. All right. I'm going to wait for you. I'm going to make sure you can spectate me before I slaughter the pig.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch out there, man. You want to do that, bro? That's haram. Yeah, bro. I'm the Muslim's logo man. Come on. Let's see what you got, baby. That's haram, dude. I guess I'll slaughter you like a chicken. All right, I'm doing this for Harambe. Isn't that the monkey? That's the monkey. Bro, I'm still stuck in 2010, dude. What the hell? Kind of feels like 2010 playing this, bro. Can you just loop around, Jelly, and get him like you Look, I'm slow totally catching up.
Don't you see it? No, I'm catching up to you. I'm on your Let's go. Come here, Teddy. Ted, he's going down now. Look at him. Look Come here, Teddy. At this point, just take off your clothes and kiss. This is ridiculous. Stop. He's down. I GOT HIM. HOUSTON GOT [screaming] What the heck? Stay in your vehicle, Teddy. Come on, man. Wait, did he fall off, too? He drove off on purpose. I am so disappointed in you, Jelly. You're supposed to be carrying me. You're too heavy. That was my joke.
Round winner. It's 32, boys. Okay, so if they win this one, it's game over, right, Jelly? That's true, Craner. So, what are we GOING TO DO? WE'RE GOING TO W I N. Okay, Crater. Crater cr. Here's what we're going to do. No, no, no. Get the last one. Make a wall. Build a wall. Oh, you know what we're doing? What are we doing? WE'RE BUILDING A BORDER. OH, WOW. YEAH. You see, you can climb over borders. No, it's Greenland. Oh, WE'RE BUILDING AN ISLAND.
I'M protecting Greenland and you guys are America. Oh yeah, true. They're going to have to go to war soon. True. I don't want to, bro. I'm going to actually cry if I have to go to war. I'll cry, dude. Greenland out of all places. Will it be like taken up and sent over there or something? Or we have to probably if the land is under attack. I don't think you're fit enough to actually serve, Craner. Listen, I'll act like I am mentally not there. That's what I'll do. You don't have to act, my brother. That's what I'm saying. Tilly, it's easy for me.
What are you doing? We're ready for your attack. Are we the aggressors? We're stationary. Yeah, we're supposed to be here and wait for you guys to attack. Guys, we're just a floating island in the middle of THE NORTH POLE. OH, DOG SLED. ARE you kidding me? Teddy just drove up. My idea failed. I thought I could drive. Let's go. All right, get the other guy. Let's go. Here we go. [screaming] I landed on it.
Are they holding up? You're what? Memphis our DEFENSES IDIOT. I'm not even doing anything. Beat him for me. Oh my goodness. Okay, well Derek Rainer, what's up, dude? Wait, what happened? I beat Johnny, dude. Nice crater. You carried me. Hell yeah. Dude, look at me swaging around. Finally round, boys. Let's do this. Oh, there it is. He threw it. He did it. Okay. So, hello my crazy. Whoever wins this round wins $1,000, GUYS. WA! WHAT? YOU STILL OWE ME THOSE MEMBERSHIPS, JELLY. You're not I don't owe you.
Oh my god. The peasant's already done. Get the hell out of here. Okay. Well, yeah. You know what? I guess I'm not getting any money, dude. Whatever. Crater never works hard for his money. What? 1,000 beans, bro. I want a thousand We live in a more modern society nowadays, Teddy. We don't pay with beans. Want that beans on toast. Beans I don't really get the resemblance. I'm just going to wait until one of you drives off. I think Quebevelop's doing it soon. No, I'm I'm hitting you off, Jay. [screaming] THE BLIP. YES, HE GOT SAVED BY THE BLIMP.
Don't worry about it. We got backup. WE GOT BACKUP NOW, [screaming] WE WIN. It was a,000 GTA dollars. By the way, just so we're clear, by the way, Jelly's the one paying. I am not sending a dime. I just I want to make sure we're all clear on that. No, we're the losing team, Kaider. No, no, no. Not happening. Jell's paying. Thank you, Daddy. Jelly. Oh, I like it when you call me that, right? You like that? You're free.
