Thank you for participating, Bravo. Let's go with your original. " Approaching me," I do this. My name is Dunk I. Today I'm playing Gears of War E. Then I'll play Banjo-Kazooie C D. Project Red, they made Witcher 3. The remaster was free. Press the X button to turn the voiceover on/off. I did so. I pressed this button. Press the X button to turn on/ off by pressing it. Press the X button Press it. Press the X button. Press it. Click it. I'm pressing. Click, click, click. You press, press, press, You No.
Click, No. Press the X button to Treat everyone with respect, even Locust. Right before Carlos died, he said, " He said Halo is better than Gears of War. You want to go get a beer? Let's make whiskey, actually, like Wolverine. Yeah. to the shooting range. No, that's an idiot. I'm going to the barbershop. No. Yeah, I'm going. Okay, I'm going to Market Foods. My name is Market Phoenix. It's a cool street. This game and Resident Evil 9 are competing for the best street award this year. There 's a train station a couple blocks from here. What's your name?
It's right on his t-shirt, man. Right in front of you. Reyes. Sir. Okay. Now I can hit every car. Oh, look at that. Windows that break, like in Silent Hill. Okay, great. That's a nice. That's a nice feature. Now, can you break the chairs? The chairs are unbreakable. How about this window? That window.See, this window is invincible. How about this window? Can you break this window? No, it's invincible. Oh. For now, I'm just hitting monsters with a stick. It's like Silent Hill 2. Oh, you can break a phone booth. That's a nice feature. It looks bad, Marcus. Really bad. I don't think the graphics look good enough, actually. Okay. Shoot, move, and watch out for civilians.
Yeah, don't worry about civilians. They're invincible. Oh, damn, that's pretty cool. Look at that. Now that's some cool technology. Oh, you can just jump. There's a jump button. Gears never had a jump button. Oh, look at that. Now this is a platformer. Cool. Jump to that., can you shoot while you're in the air? No, damn. Looks like someone skipped training Okay, squad. Now we need to find a way to get the upper hand on the host. Damn. Careful. I can jump from car to car. That's cool. Oh, he's doing it. Oh. Get out of here. That's cool. Why are you guys down there?
You should be jumping on cars. That's more fun. Damn. It says don't go. We'll be stuck here for hours. The sign didn't say don't jump. I'm a genius at Gears. Are a minute, I need all this ammo. Then I'll save you. Hit him with the bread. Oh, wait a minute. Now, wait a minute. Okay, well, that. No, it didn't quite work the way I thought it would, but now that I can jump, I over these little gaps. I can just jump right over here. No. What? That's cheating. Oh, that's enough cool, man. That's pretty cool. The gun is the funniest. Just go next, man. Who's gonna get me? This is the police station, man. This is better than the police station in Resident Evil 2.
Look at that stupid locust. They punched a hole right in the jail cell. Idiots. They were lucky that all the doors in the jail fell off. They should have put the whole jail in a giant water cooler. Shooting range. They really should have chosen more strategic exit locations. You guys are lucky that I had to sign a code of conduct. You guys are throwing so much crap at that stupid locust right now. Ouch. Oh, [__]. Why did you do that? Goddammit, guys. Hello. Keep your heads down. Oh. Hello. I think he's dead. Did you guys know I could dance? I won trophies for that. I love how you can hide behind that. That so cool. O. O.
Down and down. Cool. I can see you through this. I can just shoot you through this refrigerator. And you have to remember how funny the grenades are in Gears of War. You can walk right up behind them and do What? And that didn't work. I thought you could stick them in the guy. It doesn't work. Killed him. I swear you could stick those in the wall. They probably knocked it out. Next guy. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Next guy. Next Maybe the gun will hit him. That gun. I ended up swinging him by the tail into a big sea mine. What do you guys play? Does it have a jump button? Good use of the jump button. The gameplay here is interesting. Honestly
, it just won't let you play. That's good advice. He lowered his head. You can wave at the locusts. Hey. Hey, guys. Hey. I have an idea. What? Let me try again. Let me try. Let me redo. It didn't work. Cool. They're building a stadium base like Last of Us 2. Wow. When this game was like Gears of War, I wanted to play Gears of War, but now that it's like Last of Us, I want to play it. Terrible tickets. At least Wolverine didn't tell you when the crate was nearby.
I think they're a lot stronger now than they were before. Look at this. A chainsaw doesn't do anything. They're invincible. They're getting stronger all the time Natur Burger. I'd like a half-pound sea cucumber. Uh, no ketchup. Oh, a sniper bag. Give me that. This. My buddy worked here. Said his boss was worse than his old platoon sergeant. Why didn't he just quit? It's not that easy. After you're trained to put up with all this crap, the bad seems normal. Now I can work with that Marcus, man, they're trying to have a dark moment.
Stop worrying so much about the guns. The Messenger Hotel. Carter, is this your place? Yeah, that's it. Do you live here? She just said she lives there. Are any of you doctors? Yeah, I am. It's me. I'm a doctor. A foot doctor. Oh, you must be kidding me. Control, this is Bravo. The med base is overrun. We need backup to clear them out. You, sniper. Oh, he jumped. He's jumping. They can jump too. The enemy is down. Caught you jumping, boy.
Jump again, see what happens. I'll get you. shoot. Do it again. Oh. Damn. Don't worry, my AI teammate will pick me up, like they always do. Now tape me up, damn Come on, [__]. That's my style of [__]. Come on, [__]. That's my style of [__].