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I think it's worth checking out the song on the radio this time. Oh, I found you. What about Midnight Ass? Does this happen to you? No, because I never do that. You don't, but he does. I think if he were here, he would say, "Oh, yes." And then I would animate it seventeen times. Oh, you can play with a controller. That's why I found this game for you. I knew she was a perfect fit. I like that Posa is just here.
I know. She fell asleep again, like yesterday when we were going through the zombie map. Yes, I like to throw the ball at night when there are no distractions. I love to kick ass. I can't afford to fall behind. But today I felt strange. Oh, [__]. I heard about this over ten years ago. A bunch of teenagers in my town left. Why is he thinking about the But, come on. You play basketball. Yes. Over ten years ago. I know. There are strange urban legends associated with this. But they never scared me.
Why is he thinking about this? I know. But not only that, ten years ago, now they are legends. Like, man, I'm thinking about decades. No, centuries. Yes. Oh. Is this the same article? Press Y to open the phone. 16 missing in one month. In any case, we need to get back to training. Free throws, layups and three-pointers. Oh, you're dribbling the ball. Cool. Nice throw, dude. Hey, there really is physics here. You're not a very good basketball player, are you?
Oh, cool. I'm more of a spectator. Okay, so you have to make five free throws, three-pointers, and five layups. Aha. Boom. There is one. Devil. I want to play too. It looks fun. In fact, it is. You used to play basketball. Everyone played basketball once. No. Only at school. I mean, just during breaks. Everyone did it. Dauber. Kickball, tennis on a rope or just on horizontal bars, swings and so on.
Steeply. I received a new message. Good. I'm here at the sandwich shop. Oh, I understand. Can you pick me up later today? Dude, you definitely trained too much. What time? That's all. OK. My mother. I can't scroll down anymore. That's all. Uh, you can only talk to Pablo. Jumping throws. Why does it look like just a penis? What is going on there? What is this? What? I don't understand. What am I looking at here? It should be placed in the middle, not on the sides. Is this a man standing in front of a giant penis monument?
I am so confused. because I don't understand. Good. Look, this shows how to make babies. Look, that sperm will be squirted through the phallus. Did you just watch "Space Jam"? Yes, that one is good. What do you mean by Oh, they made another one. Yes, it came out just during Covid. I guess it was dog [__]. And so it was. There are only about four people here who liked him. It was good. Oh, okay. Here we have to say "Kobe". Good. Just Kobe. Patrick Ewing. Oh, what the hell was that? What? Did n't you feel? Didn't you hear those steps?
I heard. I heard something, but I did n't know it was footsteps. Yes, someone is watching. It must be Pablo. Look at this area. No wonder they don't come outside. I'm probably the only black guy here. This is a white neighborhood, right? Wait, are you black? I think so. Who practices basketball this late at night? It's like the beginning of " Space Jam." Oh, yes. Didn't you dream of being Michael Jordan when you were a kid? When did you see that movie?
Yes. I'm like, " Damn, I really wish I could extend my arm like that." You know, of all the things they could have made him do, that was the most ridiculous way to win. I do n't know. I thought that was pretty cool. Cool. It should be fine. She is taking water. Yes, this is the end of the game. That's all. That's all there is. Who drinks water? Cool. No, new message. I understand you. Ready for the big game? I never feel ready. That's why I'm always here. Lol. Honestly, I'm terrified. Now some jump shots Two and three point shots.
This game is actually pretty cool. This could be a real basketball game. What? What was that? whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, what? Wait, what do you mean? Oh, oh, oh. Do n't you see this? What? A basketball too? I thought he was always there. No, no. I was always there, man. He was always there. And look how they spin ominously. Maybe it's just the physics of the game. No. See what the hell kind of eye he has?
I don't know. Or blood. It looks like.What the.I'm not going to play with this. Is this some kind of secret ending or something? Look. Maybe he's some kind of drug addict. What? I will be frank. This makes the hair on my body stand on end. Yes. You're scary, man. You are scared. I'm not scared. I am ready. I am focused. I'm scared, man. You are scared. Good.
Be careful, dude. I think there's a drug addict out there about to attack you. It's actually a lot of fun. I'm not even kidding. Oh, that's right. Did What the hell is this creepy Mr. Proper-looking dude doing? He stands there like his dick is like. " I hit it there." You have a great shot, my friend. Hey, by the way, God, that [__] voice. I am looking for my dog. Okay, show me it. Just very loudly. What the hell? Give me a turn.
Keep training, athlete. Okay, time to go home. I need to get something at the gas station. It's just a little further down the block. Good. And then you got a message from someone else. Yes. What the hell? Your technique is sloppy, even though you practice every day. Oh, wait. Is this from an unknown number or what? Yes. And the letters are kind of blurry. There are just squares, and the numbers are like. it's like some annoying comment bot on YouTube.
They are getting smarter. These bots that just write something positive about the video, something general, but it works, and then there's a picture of a girl, you go to the profile, and there's some [__] Snapchat or some other crap. But in the photo they always look like they're holding their asses or something. Like "your video is inspiring." I don't know, [__], it looks like she's watching my videos on Gmod. In short, I purchased a few of their OnlyFans. I signed up. Okay, time to grab some snacks. Damn, you're the same guy. You're the dribbling a basketball down the sidewalk, your jacket probably tied to your backpack. Do you know that guy?
Yeah, but that would be cool. That's so stylish, that's how it is. Like what was that? Did you hear the bushes? It looks like it's going to touch the grass. O. Oh, the gas station is on this side too. Oh, what? Do you see this? Do that thing in the distance? Yes. A little to the right of your dot. Like an Enderman. Is this a person? This freak is some kind of figure. Look at that figure over there.
Look at that figure over there. Oh, yes. Oh my God. Is this an alien? It's like a tall black figure in a backyard in Las Vegas. Why are you going back? You're trying to buy snacks at the gas station. I don't know, dude. You look around the corners. Like I said, man, don't take your eyes off of Klyanusya, you'll look back and he'll just be standing there. This is a claustrophobic gas station. You buy like that, just hitting the ball. I mean, if you want to get a scholarship, man, you have to practice 24/7.
Hey, buddy. Can I bring you something? A cigarette, maybe? Just, four bucks. I have a suggestion for you. I'm 99% sure I dropped my wallet behind me by the trash can earlier. No. I was passing by. I didn't see anything. If you could get it for me quickly. Chips on my account. Please. I really don't want it stolen. Do Someone is masturbating in the bushes. Someone is digging through the trash. What the heck, it's him. Gay. What is it? Purse? Well, actually I found the wallet on the ground. Here, hold it. Hey, little one. Let me tell you something else.
Your technique sucks. It feeds on your despair. Don't feed him. What? OK. Good luck with everything, friend. See you later. We're talking about that monster at the end of the street. Aha. OK. You took the wallet. Oh [__], dude. My head hurts. I mean, not at all myself. This is some alien crap. Who is this? Do you want to be the best? What the hell? This is definitely Pablo. This is definitely Pablo making fun of us.
Wait, you can't go out to the store entrance. Are you stuck in the back of the store? Listen, dude. It was just a loop. This is infinity. What the hell? What? What are you rolling? You can take it You can pick it up You can take it Oh damn. These are aliens. Oh, it's like that jumbotron thing. To lunge, move to one side and then quickly to the other. Move the right stick to give your opponents a foothold. Oh [__], dude. Is n't it like in "Space Jam" when he plays basketball in hell?
This has never happened before Wasn't it? It was like No, man. Oh, is this the same guy? Aha. Look at this. Who is that drunk freak on the floor? There are two of them. How much were you supposed to collect? I think everyone. Yeah, because they were glowing. Look. And now not anymore OK. Well, because. But that guy quickly grabbed it. Okay. Steeply. You disappeared. These are players who were not drafted. Note, they are all white. Kobe. Yes. That's it. Damn your wallet, man.
I'm going home. He was still there. Oh my God. Thank you very much, man. Oh, hello, bro. You look terrible. I saw a ghost there. Everyone's voices are changing. You should rest. Take all the chips you want, man. Oh, man. Take away the entire shelf. Look at the message below. Ha? Says "new misogyny." What is written there? Just as simply as they are. I will get you. I'll get you too. Oh, like those people ten years ago.
Oh, these are old players. Now everything becomes clear. You know, I'll take this one. I took this one. This. You're just eating chips now, dude. You better get back to your business. Oh, there's a church here. Oh, no, not that. What the hell? I will never get my things back. Oh, no. You are really losing your mind. Oh my god, man. Oh my God. Your turn. Damn it, dude. It can't be. Good. OK. Continue. Good. We are safe. I think it's worth checking out the song on the radio this time.
Oh, I found you. Oh my god. What happened to you, man? You look like someone put it on your face. Well, these are northern poops. How would this guy talk? Give me your vote. So you'll be mine So you'll be my backup, huh? Not very impressive considering they don't know how to defend themselves. I'm an idiot. You would n't survive in the real world after being pushed like that. I'll show you my penis. I'll show you how Oh my god. He's going to show us his penis.
Come on. Get out of there, Lou. Oh my god. So it happened after all. You really fell through the floor. Look at this guy's rack. Um, layup, layup, layup. I know. Wait, wait. I have 10 seconds or I die. Class. Damn, this guy is a zero. You caught him. You made it. Devil. You can block this. He's not attacking you, right? Ha? He just actually He legally just plays basketball. The way he jumps. Come on, dude. You will cope. Oh that's some kind of screamer straight out of Garry's Mod. He's going to get you. Carefully. Class.
Three-point. Why is he turning black now Oh, cool. Oh my god. He's coming at you. Come on. Lay-up. Lay. Class. Lay. I have to be careful. Look, they're leaving. [__] idiot minions are crawling out of every crevice right now. Oh my god. Oh, it turns completely black. You turn it black. Now he can be an NBA player. Realistically. It looks more like something that turns into Sterezhis. My editor just, well, censored the second half of my word " ninja." No. But [__] it
, dude. It can't be. Okay, maybe turn off the music. Maybe because I feel like the music in the video needs to change now. I'll be honest, music turned me on. Yes, maybe you need it. Yes. Oh my God. Dunk. Steeply. Oh no. What the hell? Did he just appear right in front of me? I don't know, dude. This is impossible. Oh, that's the one that appears in the middle too. Okay. Oh my god. He is hunting you. He, he's really, like, chasing you.
Okay, make sure to distract him before you dunk. That guy wants your penis. Oh no. That guy took a swing at you. Come on. Oh my god. Be careful. The guys are right there. Yes. Yes. Okay. Good. Come on. Yes. Finish. How to end this? Maybe just do it, something now. Oh, Wait, what? Wait, what is this path behind the grid? Why is it all lit up? Oh, run, run, run. We have to run, run, run. What kind of crap is this? Is he after you? No. Okay, this is the place to go, right?
What the hell is going on, my other one is another woman? Hey, how are you, kid? He is now without pants. He just doesn't see us on the screen. Oh, thank God, you woke up. I'm not at all upset that you woke up. Let me help you get up. Don't pay attention to my hands and my pants. My ass now. Well, looks like you did it, kid. This was what I was jerking off to. Few people can. I knew you could do it. Yes, my penis. I knew you had my penis inside you. I understood it immediately. You must have had some pretty impressive shots. Hey, he's Canadian. That was it.
Oh, there's Pablo. Hey, now get out your gun and shoot this guy in the face. Another one on the way. Steeply. I guess that's it, dude. You did it. Look. Pablo is just that [__] long, creepy black dude. Go. Wait. You don't trust her. Who knows, dude. There are some terribly dark windows here. Pablo, look. My mother had a car like that. She had a Ford Festiva. Of course, there was. But it was blue. I will lead. Gay. And then that song plays. What is this random song playing? The local team becomes the greatest basketball player of all time. Only my name is not mentioned.
Midnight poops. Dude, I want to be a tester. Special thanks to Machine Gun Kelly and all the testers. That's not bad. Dude, we're not black. Oh yeah, I forgot that opening statement. Do it again. Well, guys. Welcome back to " Dude, I'm Not Black: Midnight Edition." I was drinking. We are playing basketball. You know that. This is so funny. When I wrote you that "n" word last time, they came, and I can hear them laughing behind the wall. There will be another one, another part before that.
Oh my god. Really? Yes. I think soon or early next year. And I think it might be early next year, because Grand Theft Auto 6 and Ocarina of Time are coming out. Well, happy Halloween. Yes. Imagine this is a Halloween video. This is right here. We can do this. I understand your concerns. We will watch it burn.
