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It started here in the hospital. The doctor just came by and told my mom that she could be discharged that night. Oh god. And I was so relieved at that moment. I knew I needed a celebration for her. And as I looked out the hospital window to ponder. That's when it hit me. I needed to make her feel like the star she is. It would be a surprise, of course, because a true queen deserves unexpected love and attention with, let's just say, a few unexpected performances. Huh?
Good morning. Time for church. Come on, Mom. We made some coffee for you. No, I know what this is. I'm just so thankful. It was a beautiful way to wake up with the trombone section in my ear. You are lucky. Are you smiling? That you're a mom that has a son that cares about you to the point where you have the attention you deserve. I don't want that attention. I'm going to take that trombone and well, coffee on me. No, it's an apology coffee. Thank you very It's a celebration coffee.
It's It's an apology coffee. No drizzle and Okay. No dairy and I know no whipped cream and all the good stuff. Thank you. I can't reach you. Oh, you are going to love this church. All right, I'll get our seats. Good morning. Welcome, brothers and sisters. Morning. Let's all take a moment to say hi to one another. Light a candle for prayer. He smiled. Open your Bible to Corinthians 157.
Too often we believe that we must have everything before we come to him. That our lives are perfect. Think of the disciples. They were fishermen. And yet Jesus called. They did not wait. They were made holy by him walking beside them. Amen. Did you have something to do with that? With what? Church. Wave to them. Go ahead. Mom, it's God's temple. I would never. Yeah, you shouldn't. No, I wouldn't. You better not.
I don't play with religion stuff like that. That's right. Okay. Um, we're going to need a basic gas in unison. As soon as we all exit, she's rolling up. And I mean, whatever. A little bit bizarre. Whatever you're saying. I think it's paranoia. Are we still going to lunch? Oh, I know. Yep. The Andersons aren't going to be there, right? I doubt they're going to be here. Okay. Ready? Yeah. All right. Well, I'll meet you in there. Oh, thank you. Right here.
Oh, that's kind of a little bit all for me. They must know who we are. I don't know. Mhm. Mom, I don't know. Mariachi bands. Hi. Oops. Got the candle. That's so good. Thanks, Mom. Day three. about that. Thank you. Have a good night. You're welcome. You're rich. That marriage band was on it. Like they're better than I am sound effecting.
Uh-huh. Did you have anything to do with that? No, they're just probably just fans. I don't speak Spanish. How could I have communicated with them? You think I am capable of that? It'd be difficult. But I mean, that's a nice restaurant. It's I think now you didn't do it. Really? No. I No, no. Don't try and catch me on something. Just making sure. I did not. Okay. Your door's open. Oh, it is? Yeah.
Oh, thank you. Don't you falling out. I'm just going to go to the grocery store. Run over here really quick cuz I don't want to go to the park. I'm pooped. Well, okay. I mean, we always go to the park though, so why not now? Cuz I'm tired. I literally rush to get here. Yeah. What about Peaches? That's her one walk a week. I know. And I actually look forward to it, too. I mean, I can walk her. You don't have to walk her. I can pick up the food and stuff.
Okay. We'll go to the park. I mean, if you want the I mean, that's fine. It's like weird. This be the one week we didn't, you know? I mean, I do hate to disappoint Peaches. That's for sure. Okay. Thank God. Yeah. Did you grab her leash? Yeah. A Go to the park and go for a ride. Oh, look at that. Oh, I love it. It's just It's my high school colors, my marching bands. I wonder what they're going to do.
I love it. A All right. Where do you want to go? I'm hold on a second. I'm going to put on my glasses. It's kind of bright. That's so cool. It is. Peaches stick. Are you kidding me? No. What? Are you serious? Peaches. No.
You can stop now. Is my mom really trying to parent you guys? It's just quick. Nope. I'm sorry. No. You get out of my car. You made me just pull Tom Cruz. There. I made you laugh. You're not that mad. I'm mad. All right. Grocery store. I'm going to the grocery store. Yes. But I'm telling you, if there's one more thing, you will be un alive.
Okay. I swear that was it. All right. BRB Peaches. We're going to the store. We don't car. Okay. I'm going to stop and get some butter at the store and then I'm going home. And if Hitman's at my house, you're toast. I swear to God. Oh, sure. There is no one at your house. There better not be. I so mean that. Okay, I'll just wait here. I need you to help me. Are you just getting butter? Yeah. Okay. I was going to get some for peaches, but I just need butter now.
Okay. What's going on? My mom with a flash mob in real time. Stop it. What are you Oh my god. What? Oh my god. What are you doing? That's a bladder. Can I get you anything else? No. No, nothing. Thank you. Complete. All right, let's go home. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight.
to me again. That's for sure. I've never Bye. Have a great time. Okay, Google, turn on the lights.
