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Hey Dad, who's that? WHAT A WEIRDO. DON'T, WE DON'T WANT to play with you. Don't look at that guy. Can you believe how weird that guy was? Uh, you mean that guy? Did he just disappear in thin air? Uh, yeah. Dad, are we going to be okay? Of course we are. The door's locked. Um, are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure that's not good. Yep, not good. Run! Go, go, go, go. Just stay calm. I'm sure there's an explanation for this.
Look, Dad, a note. That's really weird. Oh my goodness. Dad, what does it say? If you want to see your wife again, complete the riddles at hand. Don't mess up because if you do, not only will Mom stay missing, but you'll go missing, too. Dad? Dad, why are you laughing? Oh, it says maniacal laugh. Whatever, we have to find Mom. What? The door's locked. What do we do? I think we're about to find out. Welcome to the best game in the world. It's called Win My Mother Back. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW. DAD, LET my mom go. Only you can stop this. Now listen carefully to riddle number one. Find the bat. Hit for the key. Only when Dad falls will you get TO LEAVE.
YOU HAVE 5 MINUTES. OKAY, a bat. We have to find a bat. Start looking. Nope, not under here. Nope, it's not in the drawers, either. It's not in my closet, either. We have to hurry. We're running out of time. We're never going to find the bat. DAD, IT'S OKAY. I FOUND THE BAT. OKAY, it says find the bat, then hit for the key. Only when Dad falls will you get to leave. I think I just have to SWING THE BAT. DAD, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? NO, I'm not sure. Maybe I HAVE TO FALL. TIME'S RUNNING OUT, DAD. I THINK I KNOW WHAT to do. Give me the bat.
Are you sure you know what to do? Nope, not at all. But let's see if this works. Oh man, I don't think it worked. Wait, it did work. Come on. Hurry, we have TO FIND MOMMY. OKAY, this guy's a genius. It's probably going to be really, really hard and take a ton of time, but we have to find the next clue. Dad, I found it. Well, that was easier than I thought. But what are we supposed to do with beans? I think we're about to find out. So, you made it past round one, but there is no way you make it past round two.
Come on, buddy. We don't have all day. What's the next clue? Geez, you don't have to be so mean. I'm just trying to add some pizzazz to the game. No pizzazz, just a clue. Now. Fine, cranky pants. Here it is. On the table, as you can see, you will find an animal on wheels, as cute as can be. I don't see anything. Not that table, the other one. Nope, still nothing here. Not that one, the other one. Over there. Are you okay, buddy? There's nothing here. Are you kidding me? The kitchen island. There is an animal on wheels.
It's a cat. You can't miss it. Oh, yeah, there it is. Go on, what's next? Geez, that was hard to watch. Okay, here we go. On the kitchen island, as you can see, an animal on wheels, as cute as can be. Send the animal to the other side without using your hands or tools. Only your mind. Touch him, you lose the game and your mom. KEITH, KEVIN, AUDREY, HELP ME. [screaming] OKAY, WE CAN'T TOUCH IT. WE CAN'T use any tools to touch it. What do we do? WAIT, I GOT AN IDEA. WIND. WE need wind to blow it.
Blow. Harder. Blow. This has to work. It's too hard. We're never going to do this. Don't you dare say never. We're McCartys. We never quit. Then what do we do? Uh, uh, beans. The beans. Beans? Yes, beans. Oh, gross, Dad. Why are you eating those disgusting things? Because beans are the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. Well, you better hurry. You have 30 SECONDS LEFT. LOOK. SOMEBODY SAVE ME. DON'T YOU WORRY. Oh my. Yep, I'm ready. Watch out. It's going to blow. [screaming] Oh my goodness. YOU DID IT. GREAT JOB, DAD.
OH, GROSS, DAD. SORRY, those beans did me dirty. Focus, Dad. We need to find Mom. Yeah, but how? By catching the guy that took Mom. Hurry, GET HIM. NOW IT'S TIME TO SEE WHO THIS IMPOSTOR really is. Yeah, and time to get my mom back. GET HIM, DAD. TIME TO SEE WHO THIS IS. ON THREE. ONE. We don't have time for this. Rip it off, Dad. But I like countdowns. They make things so much more exciting. You've got to be kidding me.
Please, pretty, pretty, pretty please. Fine. Two. Yay. Three. Mom? Honey? Uh, hey guys. This was you the whole time? Seriously? The beans, the bat, all of it? Sure was. But why would you do this to us? I wanted to teach you both a lesson for scaring the bejeezus out of me with that mask, remember? Oh, that wasn't good. Yeah, that was a bad idea. We're sorry. Good. Do you want to play a game with me? Nice try, Stahp. Guys, I didn't do that. I promise. She's not lying. The door's locked. This time, you're going to lose.
Action. Wait, was that my line? I wanted to teach you both a lesson for scaring the bejeezus Action. Oh, you mean that guy? Mhm. Okay. Action. Dad, are we going to be okay? Dad, are we going But let's see if this works. Blow. Okay. Did that hurt? Let's get uh Yes. Beans. The more you eat, the more you toot. Mhm. Action.
