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In today's video, I am a hitman. And these two boys, they're my friends, Troy and Brad. They believe they're my assistants. But my real plan is to get them imprisoned for life. They should be here any minute now. Oh, here they are. Oh, my favorite little dogs. Good little dog. Hold on. Where did you come? Hold on. Hey. Listen. I got to show you guys something. This right here is a very sharp sniper. Okay. And today I'll be a hitman and I'll give you guys 25% each. How about that? Their plan is to find targets and collect the money. And my
plan is to secretly frame Troy and Brad and walk away with all of the money. So pretty much we run the operation is what I'm hearing. Well, we do the illegal work. You see what I'm saying? I have to escape the cops. You see what I'm saying? IF I DON'T ESCAPE THE COPS, I'M THE ONE IN PRISON. You see what I'm saying? Here's the thing. I'm going to give both of you a burner phone with my phone number on it. All right. My burner phone number. By the way, the moment you have somebody, I need you to call me. I'll find that person and take him out. Then we collect our money.
Good, Doug. But the collecting the money part is on you guys, by the way. Oh, I mean, obviously, Doug, they're going to pay us. We got it covered. Okay. Oh. Okay. Let's say hypothetically speaking, hypothetically, we had a very good hitman. Hypothetically speaking, if you wanted somebody dead and say we had a very good hitman, hypothetically speaking, who would you want to kill and how much would you pay? Hypothetically, of course. Hypothetically. But if I do need someone kills, I'll give you a call.
Okay. Are you sure you don't have anybody you want us to, you know, hypothetically kill? Yeah. Hypothetically speaking, I've got no one. Okay. I need you to think really hard. This is very important. What about that guy? That guy right there. Do you want him? You want him dead? 10k. Okay. All right. We'll take a job. We can arrange that. Okay. Listen, Blue Stone, you want him gone? Hypothetically, we're going to take care of that.
All right. 30K, we'll take care of him. We'll be collecting payment right after we're done with this. Okay. That's fine. That's right. So, you know, we're not scamming. That's right. Hypothetically. All right. Hypothetically, we have a hitman. The phone's ringing. Okay. Tell me. We got a target. His name is Blue Stone. He's He's wearing a blue coat. He's at the mechanic shop right now. It's going to be a little tricky. It's crowded, but we can make it happen. All right.
You can't seem to get him out of there. We can't get him out of there. We tried to have a meet. I even offered 10K to get him to listen to our business pitch, but he didn't bite. Okay. I have an idea. Uh, what's the pay? All right, the pay $35,000. Oh, come on. $35,000. Yeah. Okay. Is that or we don't have a job? She was broke. Okay. Uh, listen. You guys are spilling 5K each. I'm taking the rest. What duck? OH. OH, BOY. THAT little duck. Surely he's joking right there.
Our first target has been acquired. His name is Bluestone. He's an employee over at the mechanic. Brad and Troy told me I'm getting 35k, but we both know I might be able to get a little bit more out of this kill. Remember, we got to stick to the original plan to frame Brad and Troy. So, let's see how we can do that. Now, here's my idea. I'm going to tell the mechanic that I've lost the wheel. And then I need some help, but my car is parked around the corner. All I got to do is get the mechanic out of that crowded area and then kill him when he's alone. Okay, I'm going to park my car right here. Nice and hidden. There we go. And now we'll go to the mechanic.
Can I ask you a question? What's up? Hey, so my park's broken down. Uh, just on the other side of the street. I can't get it over here. Could you uh get it? Could you come with the remote truck or something? You actually got car stuck. Yeah, bro. It's like two blocks down. I ran here. Got car. Can I get in? You got car. Push me. I want to see this. Hold up, please. No. Why is he IN THE CAR? WHO WAS THAT? And then to the left over here. In here.
It was here. What the hell? How did you get this car stuck here? What? I just about to say, how did he get a car? So much cash. Where did it go? Well, it appears the car has been stolen. And I couldn't talk with my target now anyway because we have a random follower. Uh, just bring me back to the mechanic. All right. Hey, would you I can't do it right now. First of all, my car got stolen. What the heck? And there's somebody in the back seat.
Oh my god, this car is full. I should get another person up in there. I swear I'm buying this stuff for Craig. I'm seriously I don't know where it went. I'll just have to get another one. Thanks, guys. I need to get that blue guy alone. Okay, I do know that the mechanics have a secret room right behind these boxes. Now, what if I just wait until he goes to a secret room and then follow him in and take him out? It is so busy here. Why are there all these mechanics here? Oh my god. What's happening? Is he closing the shop? He's closing the mechanic. He's coming. Oh my god. THIS IS THE SECRET BACK ROOM. inside of the mechanic shop.
Oh my goodness. Hey, Blue. How we doing? Whoa. Uh, are you holding a gun? I'm so sorry, buddy, but it appears that somebody has placed a hit on you. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. What? Yep. Now, whoa. There is a little catch. The pay isn't exactly great. So, if you pay me more, I'll consider not killing you. And what's the pay? He's paying me 100 grand. I can double that. 250,000. Mhm. To kill anybody or to keep you alive? Keep me alive if you want. 250,000.
Okay. I'll just uh share my uh number on this burn on this burner phone. Okay. 250 grand in the pocket. Now, the only problem is we can't have Troy and Brad find out. My plan remains. It's to frame them, but we got to make a little bit of money, too. First, let's make sure that Blue Stone pretends to be dead. Could you do me a quick favor and lay on the ground and pretend to be dead? Yeah. Hold on. I think I got it. This is perfect. Thanks for the money. And uh Oh, yeah. I don't know who paid this, but uh stay safe.
All right, buddy. I got to call Brad. Hey, how's it going? Uh, good. The job's done. The job is done. No way. Did you The job is done. I didn't believe him. You got it. Send you a picture. I'm going to send you a picture and I'm I need you to go collect the money. Okay. All right. We'll go collect the money. Understood. Send it over. All right. Oh, this is great. Brad and Troy completely fell for it. Now they're going to collect that 35 grand and they're going to have to split it with me. That hypothetical hit we were
talking about. Yeah. We uh we may or may not have gotten some results. And let's just say I have a picture I have to send over to you. That right there, that's the hypothetical photo of the hypothetical work that we did. Yeah. Understood. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, of course, we're going to need you to hypothetically pay us for hypothetically killing somebody. That's right. Here you go. It was a pleasure and you I got it. It was a pleasure doing hypothetical business with you. Let's just say we got the payment.
Okay. Hypothetically, of course. All right. So, remember our split and send me the money. All right. So, they're sending me $17,500. Little did they know I made another 250 grand on top. Yo. I'm getting a call. Hitman speaking. We got a hit. This guy Warren. We're going to set up the meeting right now. Okay. I wanted to let you know you need to be ready. All right. Clear. Where's the meeting? Where do you want me to be? I should be on top of a roof somewhere, bro.
Hey, I'm going to call him in Allegian Square. You need to be on the roof ready to take the shot. Okay. All right. All right, we got money for this. All right, good money. Oh, we Oh, we got money for this. All right, we're going to get money. 100K at least. All right, anyways, I'm on my way. Big dog out. Next target acquired. His name is Warren. Apparently, some rich guy. Now, remember, my plan still remains. I'm going to frame Troy and Brad. I just need to find the perfect moment to do it. Okay, I found myself a nice piece of
stairs. Let's go up to the top and then take this guy out. I'm overlooking Legion Square. Uhoh. I don't want to fall off. Big Doug, where is he? Big Doug Troy and I we said we're going to have it. We're going to cut a deal with him at Legion Square. Once he pulls up, we'll be talking to him. What does he look like? I can take the shot right now. All right. I don't think he's here right now. He's typically he's wearing a blue tie. He's got kind of a tux on.
Okay. Uh pretty much he's blue. He's blue and he's got a text. Troy and I, we will kind of surround him a little bit so that way you know who it is. All right. All right, man. It's Listen, it's busy around here. There are cops. We need to be careful. We do need to be careful. Get in position and everything. Sorry. Yeah, it's uh Legion Square. I'll I'll call you when it's ready. I'm just waiting for Troy real quick. Okay. Lots of people are around here, but I don't know who it is. Is this the guy? This must be the guy. I'm going to do it.
Troy's pointing at him. Wait, he's running. Is he running away? Is this the guy? HE SAID HE WAS WEARING BLUE. OH, that's the wrong guy. That was the wrong guy. No, you got to be kidding me. That was the wrong guy. YOU WERE POINTING AT HIM. Blue cuz we were trying to talk to him. I might have shot the wrong guy, but this framing thing is starting to work out. All right, I'm calling EMS right now.
Call EMS. This is embarrassing. Why are y'all calling EMS? You screw you. Is there another guy? Oh my god. That's him. THAT'S HIM WEARING BLUE. I THINK I GOT HIM. Oh [__] That the wrong guy. I think it's not this guy either. That also was the wrong guy. HEY, THAT WAS THE LISTEN. OKAY, he was wearing the same clothes. SO, FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT IT WAS OH, NO. BRAD, YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME. Tell him it's the person. Listen, that was the wrong guy. It is the person with the ponytail. It is the person behind us.
Oh, it's the right person. Okay. Is that the guy? Okay, that's not a good look. Okay, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of I'm gonna have to get out of here, bro. Hey, Warren. Yo, a Warren. Oh, this is the guy. This There he is. Our original target. Let's have a quick one conversation with him to see if we can uh work on a little deal. In the meantime, I hope the cops arrive and start questioning Troy and Brad. Okay, so I'm going to have to be really, really brutally honest with you here.
Unfortunately, a hit has been placed on your head. I've not bro by who? I don't know. Listen, all I know is that I'm being paid 200 grand to kill you. [__] I'll pay 300 grand just to not kill me. Deal. Well, uh, give me your phone number. Okay. Listen, there is one catch, though. I need you to lay on the floor and pretend to be dead, and then, you know, we'll call it a deal. Whoa. What's going on up here? Excuse me. Listen, listen, listen. Your boss over here just paid me 300 grand. All right.
He's not my boss. I've just I as well. I need you to lay on the floor and I'm going to take a picture of you. We need to EMS down here immediately. I'm going to call the medic real quick. Oh, guys, this is pretty embarrassing if I do say so myself. Listen, you did happen to look like one of the guys we had a hit on. All three of you, unfortunately. Well, our hitman got conf. The cops are around us. Hands up now. Hands up. Okay. I was calling the medic. Officer, stop moving. Otherwise, you're going to get shot.
All right. We won't move. Let's just call moving. Officer, fire. Can I make a phone call? Can I make a Just heard you say you put You're not supposed to hear that. We didn't say nothing. Officer, we did not Speak quieter then, shouldn't you? Officer, we said that somebody might have put a hit on them is what I was saying. I've just heard you both talk and I've heard you say we may or may not put a hit out on them. What the heck is going on here? Excuse me. What the hell? What the heck? Could you get down on the floor? He said he was going to kill him.
I didn't do nothing. I was hearing the whole conversation. I'll kill him. Uh, okay. I got the floor. I got the photo. Oh my god. The cop fell off. Why did the cops just fall off? Go for big dog. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. The cops are coming, bro. The cops are coming. I need you to help out right now. Yeah, we're in cops in the back of a cop car. Are you kidding me? What have you been doing? Yeah, we got captured because you I was going to say we were going to help out, but somebody shot the wrong people. That's not exactly my fault. I did take
care of business now, though. I got Yeah, maybe I just need to get paid. YOU GUYS NEED TO GET OUT of prison and get this money. Guys, look. I'm going to send you a photo right now. Oh. Oh, hold on. There's an officer by We got to go. Sorry. Bye. Pick that guy out. Okay. I sent Brad the photo of the guy dead. I don't know if it's convincing enough. I'm just going to try and go. Bro, two cops fell off the roof. I swear the entire PD is going to blame me for this. Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh my god. Let me call Ashley. You have Ashley's not on anymore. You have Ashley, flee the city. I'm texting him. We just got scammed. The guy that was going to pay us. Flee the city. Go for big dog. Where are you? Uh, in the back of a cop car right now. Legion. What? I think the cops forgot about us, honestly. Wait a minute. Angelia, where's where's Brad? Uh, right here. Very nice to meet you. Where's the cop? Pizza. Uh, at Legion Square. It's parked. It's a black cop car. And there's no one inside.
Oh, I think I might know what happened. Oh no. OH MY GOD. Wait a minute. I think I might know what happened. The cop that put you in here fell off the roof. Okay, so guys, who is this person that's supposed to owe us money? Ashley. It is. His name is Ashley. He said hundred $100,000 if we take out Warren. You took out Warren and he fled the city. He knows. I don't think he had that money on him and now he's off. He's off to the run. So, you guys know that this was exactly your responsibility, right?
Yeah. Well, guess what? Somebody decided to shoot two innocent people. My bad. Three innocent people. Listen, you got me ALL CONFUSED CUZ TROY BE POINTING at the first person and then you said it's the next person and then you said it's the next person. Going to have to bring you guys to the police station where you will be sentenced to most likely a couple of years in prison. What are you talking about? What are you doing? What are you talking about? Or you guys pay me what you owe me. How about this? We do neither. And if you try and sentence us to the PD, well, we're just going to
snitch on you and you're going down with us. Okay? If it's going to be like that, I have a different idea. Now, remember what Troy and Brad don't know is that Warren already paid me. So, I'm just doing this to make a little bit of extra money. Okay, Brad, here's the thing. You've got access to your phone from your back pocket over there, right? Do you're going to send me that 100 grand that you owe me. Oh, actually you owe me 50 50k extra for interest of wasting my time. Send me 150k or I'm going to dump Troy into the sea right now. And unfortunately, he's going to have to drown. He's going to be eaten by a shark or something like that.
You wouldn't even think about it. Okay. I need Can you take that? Can you take it, Troy? Doug, obviously I can, but I would if you sent him the money. Okay. All right. I'll send the money, but here's the deal, little dog. You have to admit you screwed us. You messed up. That's right. You messed us, sir. I don't think you're in the position right now to negotiate this arrangement, Brad. All right. Let's calm down. Send him the money.
Hey, stop touching Troy. All right. Okay. I'll send you the money. I will send you the money. Just relax. And can you promise that Big Dog Troy will be safe if I send you the money? I need a guarantee. He will be safe. Very safe. Okay. Extreme. That's $5. Is that what he's worth to you? to Brad. He's not. All right, this is done. Brad, send him the money. Brad, what are you doing? You better hope he loves you cuz the moment I get over there to the edge, you're dead.
He's done. I hope you love him. Okay, Brad, send him the money. Troy, listen. I'm going to kill you. Okay, dog. Everybody talking about this isn't me. Remember all those times I helped you uh at the pound? At the town? I took you out of the pound. You were just I think he sent me the money. Look. Look, they sent me the bug. This is perfect. Both Brad and Troy are cuffed. They've both paid me a tremendous amount of money. And even the targets paid me. And now I think it's time to send them where they belong.
Okay. Uh we do have a little bit of a situation now, boys. You see, that was very stupid. Like very stupid, bro. Yeah, it was. I'm glad you see that. Yeah, really stupid. I'm glad I see it now, too. See, the thing is, I can't actually uncuff you or even get you out of these seats. So, now that you've paid me, I'm going to have to unfortunately bring you to the PD where you will be safe. I'll just snitch on his and then we're all going down. Yeah, you're not going to snitching on me. You think the stupid one now?
You think the cops are going to believe you? Now, Troy and I have a great rep down at the PD. The officers will believe us. Officers love us. Okay. That's right. I can promise you, dog. I don't think so. I think the officers boyfriend go. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Let my boyfriend go. It's not how it works. Officer, it's not how it works. Got a delivery. Officers, officer, he stole your cop car and kidnapped us.
Officer, he assass. Troy and Brad are now in prison, and I'm nearly a million dollars richer. For more Hitman videos, subscribe and make sure to check out my 5M server, Rush RP. Link in the description.
