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There are only two books in the world. Harry Potter and the Magic Spell or Lord of the Rings and the Magic Ring. Which one is the mysterious book that Yoshi is reading? They won't tell you. That's the mystery. Now, this gigantic stack of 70 books, that's actually just um that's 70 copies of the Prima Strategy Guide for Glover. Those aren't novels. The book with the mustache, that's Hop on Pop. How can you hold a book with boxing gloves on? This game is so mysterious. Who is that? Luigi, Yoshi, Kirby. Seems I've made some mysterious new friends. This is such a mysterious game.
Mysterious indeed. I got a magnifying glass. Look at this. I'm like, where's Waldo? Meet Sherlock Yosh. Louie. That's not Lou. Louie is Louie. Who's that? D. It's King DD. It's the yellow flower. Oh. Oh, it actually tells you what the enemies taste like in this one. That's a big innovation. Wonder what Bowser tastes like. What? This is what he's not supposed to be able to do. That's where Baby Mario goes. Go. So, this game is like trying to like unfold all the unique mechanics of like the enemies, the creatures.
Oh, that's such a cool idea. They left to be here. Here's the purple man. Oh, I got purple guy all muddy. I'll wash him off in here. Yay. Anytime you put like a sliding thing in the game, that instantly bumps it up from like a seven to a eight. Oh, the Oh, this is cool, man. This is good. This is such a beautiful looking game. Look at how the you scatter the leaves into the air. Oh my goodness. I think our flowery new friend deserves a proper name. Let's call him Flozo cuz he's like a flower, but he's a
also a big bozo. Floz. Lock it in. Oh, now this is all the stuff that we've learned about him. You have to pick which color Yoshi you want. Now it's like Yoshi's story. Only problem with that game was you knew whose story it was just by reading the box art. Yo-yo. This game doesn't have levels. It has habitats. Anybody who refers to this as a level is out of their mind and insane. BE FUN. I JUST CAME UP WITH the name for this. Yosh bees. Ah, don't kill them, man. Come on. Bees taste good. M. I've learned that bees have no defenses against the egg. Look at my beautiful collection of flowers. Oh. Oh jeez. Give
it back. What should I say? Oh, bees. What if I ground pound this little flower guy? Oh, I sprouted him. Cool. Oh, we can still get him though. Okay. It's like a Pikmin. Can I eat him still? Oh, yep. Oh, this game is getting good now. Get him, be waiting. Whoa, this game is cool. Don't wait. Don't kill me. Don't Don't kill me. Wait, can a bee ride Yoshi? Let's try to get a bee to ride Yoshi. Ow. What if I just eat the flower now?
Oh, you get a whole Oh, it's like a whole combo meal. I see. Now, do Flozos like to eat apples? Yes. Oh, that turns them red. Now, here's some hot peppers. Eat that, Yoshi. Too many. Save me. Why do you guys hate me? Because I destroyed all of your hives. Oh, this is a stealth section. They don't know. Now, Yosh B. My mysterious book is filling up with creatures of many varieties. Who dared it? Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings turn of the king. I don't know who this is that I'm looking at right now, but he jumps into paintings. Yoshi, meanwhile,
jumps into books. So, he's smarter than Mario. Now, what if I feed him this pepper? What is he going to say? Now, the more you learn, the more it fills up your star meter. See, I'm 63 knowledgeable right now about this game. Don't even ask me how many stars I have in Glover after reading that incredible guide. You're useless. He's not useless. What if you're in a situation where you need someone to eat 20 bees? Shut your yap and get moving. Bowser Jr. is so poorly behaved. That's bad parenting. I don't even see any resemblance to the father. They're ripping off animal now.
Oh, this is getting cool now. Man, this game is cool. That was horrible and all your fault, Yoshi. What a waste of time. What if Bubble Lord gets dirty? Oh, now he created dirt bubbles. Oh, wait. He's evil mode. Evil bubbles of destruction. Yes. Oh my god. Oh, he eating the apple. Now that calms him down. Now he's just back to orange mode. Wait, orange mode is big mode. Just Man, this game is cool. Just one creature has like so many like facets about him. There's still more mechanics with the bee that I haven't uncovered. I can't believe this.
Wait, what's the I got a little turnup. Oh, he's turnup mode. Oh, love. The bubbles of love. Love bubbles can turn bees into allies. No, they just pop them right away. Dang bees. I mean Yosh bees. I've almost unlocked chapter 4 already just from playing chapter 1. This combined with the pepper Yoshi is insane. Say goodbye to living the fluff. Oh, look. It's growing everywhere. Oh, they're cool on this. Is this game a prequel to Last of Us? Is this how it all started? Big guy.
Oh, the spores are infesting my flow. This poor creature wasn't tough enough to handle the puffs. Oh no. He's been infected. First, they took our grass, then our water supply, then the humans fell. But on the flip side, Yoshi got six gold stickers for his little book. I can't believe the game hasn't crashed yet. I have every surface covered in these flower things, and they just go everywhere every time you touch one. Those guys are called the flood from Halo. How does this only have a 80? Does Nintendo start charging like $10 an hour after chapter 2? I don't understand. Maybe it's just very frontloaded. Maybe all the good creatures are in chapter one. See, now we got this guy. I don't know. Kind of a
Glover like creature. Oh, where'd he go? Hey, come back. Come back with my money. That glover's fun. No wonder he's got so many books now. The green one is a blue one. And he's got a pile of leaves on him. Okay. And he put him on a balloon. What? What's happening with this green guy? He's so crazy. All right, there now he's getting away. Digest him, Yoshi. Oh, that turns him into a bouncy ball. Whoa, he's carrying me. Blue guy, get in there and get that flower. Oh, he does get it. Good job. Quick, quick, come back. Give me that.
Give me flower. Get it. Give me that. Where you going? Now, this is a staple Nintendo character. Kirby. Kirby Dreamland. Kirby's epic yarn. What's cool about Kirby is that he can actually eat Yoshi and absorb my powers. He's bubblegum in this. No, I'm in the goop. I mean, the goo. No, I He did eat Kirby. I mean Yoshi. Kirby ate Yoshi. Who is that? Oh, I think I'm spawning more of them every time I jump on one in here.
Oh, you can go and go on them all in a row. Oh, now it's getting crazy. Now it's just getting crazy with this. Look at this. OH, ONE. Go Yosh. Oh, I'm like jumping around with a golden bumblebee inside of a gigantic Kirby suit. I am Kirby. Now, what if I ground pound him? Now, this creature is half bird, half dart. I call him dart bird. And he works like a platform, too. Now, this is a little bird umbrella that has the ability to change yellow butterflies to blue, which is incredibly important
in the post game. This is Yoshi's great uncle, Uncle Bowser. Oh, you see him? GET HIM OUT. OH, OH, this game is cool, man. This is Henry. He's a fisherman. Take the bite. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's coming. I got big one. It's going to be a big one. Be careful. You're almost there. LOW WITH THE ROD. PULL UP THE ROD. GOOD JOB. THE LINE'S going to break. The hook came on. Line I got him. I'll fish for this guy up here.
A big one's close by. Wow. Record size. Put him down. Wait. Wait, somebody's fishing for me. Bite it. Come on. I'm going to fall for it. This one is sweaty cuz he doesn't have a little hat. See, my the one I have is a Oh, we got him. Yeah, it's coming. It's going to be a big one. Hit bonus. Blow with a rod. LOWER THEM WITH A ROD. THE LINE'S going to break. Line break. You're almost there. You're flying big apple with mention.
Get the Y. Get him. Yes. Bounce off the bouncer. Yay. It's gone. 80 is nonsense for this. This is the most futuristic game I've played this year easily. The only way to even start making 80 make sense, we got to drop Crimson Desert down to a 33. Forza dropped that down to a 64. Samson bumped that up to a 53 cuz Tindleston is a funny name.
