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HEY, WHAT'S UP DUDES? IT'S PAT AND WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER Minecraft video. Hey guys, Jen is back once again. Still, we're pretty sure it's Jen. We don't really know because she's not actually right next to me based on her name. No one really knows. We don't really know AT THIS POINT, BUT GUESS WHAT IS BACK TODAY, JEN? Make your guess. Lucky Block. Yes, Lucky Blocks have returned today. It's been a long time, hasn't it? I knew because you named it when you sent me the file.
Oh, so it wasn't very secretive. It was secretive to everybody else. Okay. So, this is a fan-made map. So, it says, "Feel free to break my head." Oh, wait. Is this a race? Um, it actually is the LUCKY BLOCK RACE, JEFF. OH, NO. NOT QUITE A LUCKY Block race, man. I am looking um sexy right now, but um Are you a pineapple or what? What is that? I mean, Spongebob would be all over me. Um that's all I'm saying. Okay, so it says map creator is Austin Miner. I have a YouTube channel called Pineapple.
Okay, here it is. Pineapple my question that has Minecraft on it. I am inspired by you all and thank you to our amazing YouTubers. Keep it up. No, thank you so much, my friend. Oh, thank you. I feel like I should look at him as I say that. Thank you. Who are you looking at? I'm looking at my face right now. Okay, LOOKING REALLY GOOD. OH, GUYS, DON'T FORGET TO SMASH THE LIKE BUTTON AND THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND RING THE BELL. JEN, WHAT NOISE does a bell make, though?
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ding, ding. All right. Okay, there we go. Actually, I think that's a phone. Wait. Yeah. Also, also, if we can hit 50,000 likes again, you guys did it last time. New video tomorrow for me and also on Jen's channel that'll have me in it. Will I be in it? Is that a thing? Maybe. I'm sure. I'm just kidding. Okay. Okay, so we have an instruction booklet here. I'm guessing we each get this or there's only one. I'm grabbing all of them. Um, let me see. It says, "Please read both books." Okay, instruction booklet is 10 pages. What?
Okay. Welcome, Pat. Let's do a little speed read to the Pat JEN LUCKY BLOCK STAIRCASE. I KNOW you all have done one of these before with Spiral Block, so I figured to make another one for you ALL TO PLAY. PAT will open Pat Lucky Blocks, and Jen will open Jen Lucky Blocks. Page two. All right. The way this works is pretty much the same as lucky block races. Both players start at the start line and race to the finish line while opening every lucky block along the way. You must open 100% of the lucky blocks, Jen. And when you get a wishing well, you must activate. The first player who arrives at the finish line WILL BE THE WINNER FOR THIS LUCKY BLOCK STAIRCASE
PvP match fights map. Did they really call it that? What? For this lucky block staircase PVP MATCH FIGHTS MAP, I included a kit room that is connected to they like sounded like they were going for a YouTube title right there. They're like, "Let me get every keyword we can. There's a lucky block staircase, PvP, Hunger Games, Fighting Among Us map." Um, I included a kit room that is connected to the starting area. Both of you get to enter that room and choose one kit um for the race and battles. No, please don't break the glass in there, Jen. What page are you on? more almost. Okay, A FEW MORE IMPORTANT RULES. YOU MUST STAY on normal or hard mode and be in survival. Oh my god, there's a lot here.
Um, you can only momentarily put peaceful and there's monsters blah checkpoints and stuff. Blah. The area set three wins same as normal. That is it. If you like this, you can change it blah. Um, page nine. Oh my god. Page 10. Good luck and have fun. I read it all. All right, so make sure you set your game rule slash slashgame rule. Keep inventory. Okay, more notes to read. THREE MORE PAGES. WHAT? JEEZ. OKAY, GO. Be sure along the race to grab the supplies you'll need in PvP. We know this. We've done this before. We grab everything. We're going to use them for the battle. Um, for Jen, before you do
the PV patch, make sure you trade in any swords of doom to Henry. Those swords are way too OP and would make the battle unfair. Henry will give you a weaker version of it. Okay. Wait, this is just for me? Yeah. Or I guess for both of us probably. Henry is mandatory if you get any swords of doom. All right. So, we can't use the swords of doom. Oh, it's only for you because you have a different lucky block than me. That's why. Oh, okay. Cool. All right. Cool. WE GOT THAT DOWN. ALL RIGHT. SO, MAKE SURE YOU SET your spawn point over here. All right. But first, do you want to be Honey Boo? Um Bob, Pat, Jen, or Lucky Squid.
I would like to be myself, please. All right. I want to Okay, Jen. This There's no cookie in here. Um who are you going to be? I'm obviously going to be Honey Boo. It's the only thing that makes logical sense in my life. Okay. All right. All right, so I got myself some blocks in case the, you know, course breaks, chicken, and an iron pickaxe. All right, guys. In the comments down below, you are going to have to leave a rating to me and Jen. One will go at a time. Jen, where are you? Jen, is that What are you? Hello. I'm right here.
Hello. Yeah, I see you. Why aren't you moving? I'm here. Where are you at? Literally, I'm in the room with you. Like, you know, with the pets or whatever we're choosing right now. Where you at? Wait, what? What pets? THE KIDS. WHERE ARE YOU, WOMAN? I'M RIGHT HERE. LITERALLY, I need to talk to you. We're doing something, RIGHT? OH MY GOD. LITERALLY, you weren't over here. What are you Oh, the kit room. Did you not pick a kit? Did you literally not pick a kit?
No. Oh my god. Take this cookie. Now go feed Honey Boo and do it properly and Oh my god, this the biggest cookie. And people will rate down below who does it better. Okay. Ready? Okay, I'm ready. Honey Boo, dinner's ready. It's so stupid. I feel so dumb. That was the worst throw I've ever received. All right, honey. Boo. Threw it right in there. Oh my god, I won. That cookie is huge. Um, that's what she said. All right, so I think I'll be myself cookie, though.
I think that's what I'm going to be. Okay. Yeah. All right. I'm being Honey Boo Boooo because she's got Flamin' Hot Cookie. Oh my god. All right, that sounds like a logical choice. All right, I'm going to put all this ON IT. ACTUALLY, I GOT A POWERFUL puffer fish. I literally picked the worst one. Like, I'm not even joking, but I'm going with it anyways. I don't really care. The patch kit has all kinds of potions and stuff. At least maybe it's I think it's actually the best one.
Um, maybe. Wait, I want to be you. You got a bunch of these potions. I want that. Of course you do. Everyone wants Okay, I'm going to be you instead. I don't want a puffer fish. All right, game rule. Keep inventory true. Keep inventory true and spawn point behind this door. Where did you put your spawn point? I feel like you're super overpowered. I always am. That is why I'm me. All right. So, I'm gonna put Are you want a cookie?
What kind is it? Jen, it's a giant cookie. Why did you just SAY JEN? IS THAT NOT YOUR NAME? WHAT THE HECK IS YOUR NAME THEN, PAT? IT WAS JUST weird. Why did you say Okay. Sorry, Pat. Your cookie is ready. All right. Okay. I'm ready. blocks for repairing the course. Oh, okay. Good. We need all this stuff. Yeah, that's all your stuff you need to pick up. And then make sure you set your spawn point, too. I already did that. Um I set it behind the door cuz I'm going to blow this off RIGHT NOW.
OH, OKAY. THREE, TWO, TWO, ONE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I WAS MAKING SURE IT'S ON HARD MODE. LITERALLY, if you say 3 2 1 Go, go, go, go. Oh, god. Open. Oh yes, YES. OH GOD. OH NO. WHAT'S HAPPENING? Oh no. PETER PIPER PICKED A PICK A PLE PEPPERS PECKERS. Oh god. I don't know how it goes. All right, I just fell through the sky. I died. Ooh, battle music. Oh no. Ooh, I'm getting lots of good stuff, though. Okay, I'm just killing it right now. I'm doing amazing. I got obsidian. I don't think the race is that long either. Um,
I feel like I'm lagging and I'm kind of nervous. All right, good. That sounds like good news. Uh-oh. Oh, no. I'm not having bad luck. So, you Why do I have to get another block I have to put down? Remember, JADEN, IF YOU GOT WHERE ARE YOU ON THE stairs yet? I'm on the stairs cuz this is a staircase map. We're actually I am on the stairs as well. Don't copy me. I mean, no one likes a poser, Chad. Let's be honest here. I mean, oh, okay. I mean, no one truly likes that. They just think it's unfair.
OW, I'M ON FIRE. NO, I'M DEAD. OH, WAIT. I have not had any issues with my block at all. They're just perfect in every way. Well, of course. Of course that would happen to you. Checkpoint. No. Hope it said it. I'm going to set my own to be sure. Spot point. There we go. There's a little tiny explosion in my staircase. I think I can work my way around. Wait, would I just get Okay, jump potion. That's not going to help. Ooh, block of diamonds. See, I don't even care if I don't die during this cuz I'm
going to get all this amazing stuff for the battle. A fat potion. That's really weird. All right, let me put that there. Have to build a little staircase. The jump potion. I just went through the clouds. I'M NOT GETTING WOW. I'M NOT GETTING RID OF CLOUDS, JEN. These blocks are terrible. Yeah. For some reason, I feel like maybe like quite possibly you got the worst blocks. Um, well, yeah, that's what it's it's looking like. Mine are like unlucky while yours are super lucky over there.
I mean, I'm just casually GOING THROUGH THIS MAP. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. POOR JEN. ANVIL. Anvil to the head. All right, I'm at my second checkpoint now. I feel like there this is just, you know, it's a little unfair. You feel that this is unfair that I'm this talented at this. It's like it's There's literally no talent involved at all. What do you mean? I break blocks QUICK. I MAKE ALL YOU'RE DOING IS WALKING up the stairs. Walking up the stairs and breaking things like a boss at extremely quick speeds like no one has ever seen in their life. Is I'm doing it quick, too. But I keep
getting anvils to the face and GETTING BLOWN UP BY AND GETTING LIKE LIT ON fire and stuff. Yeah, but I've smacked them balls right back AT THOSE GAS. REALLY? OH GOD. OKAY. OKAY, GOOD. I'm running around. I still survived it and I baldled him in the face. I got my second checkpoint. Oh god. Oh wait, you're not that far behind. Oh god, I'm going TO BURN. I BURNED. OH GOD, I ALMOST BLEW UP. OH GOD, I DIED. I'm burning. I'm dead. Oh, there's lava. Oh god, there's lava. I'm panicking. Oh god.
What do I do? There's so much lava. Oh yes. No. Pat, this is actually a problem. What? Did you just call me Pat? That's weird. Well, why would you call me that? Why would you call me Pat? I'm Furious Destroyer. What do I do about this ginormous thing of lava that's surrounding me? You use your blocks to build over around Who are you talking to, by the way? Like, I'm just confused. Okay, I'm trying to do that right now.
Are you talking to me? Well, is your name Pat then? Yes. Um, no, it's not. Not from what I've heard. Okay. Okay, Jen. All right. Thank you for calling me. I'M HONEY BOO, JEN. OKAY, let me just break this over here. This is actually awful and I'm probably going to burn to death. Okay, good. I keep getting blocks, though. See, that's the thing. And then I have to pick up the blocks and then I have to re put them down. And then that like wastes a lot of time. You know what I'm saying? I hear you. Okay, that one scared me for some reason. I don't know why. Toast. Okay, I can go for some toast. Maybe a little smoked salmon on that toast.
Okay. Just go up. Dinner bonus. Join the game. I'm almost at the end of THE MAP, JEN. I'M WASTING SO MUCH TIME RIGHT NOW. THERE'S SO MUCH LAVA. OH my god. What? Wait. What is this? Pat will probably not fall in this hole. I want to know what's in the hole. Do I do it? Do I Okay, let's just I mean, yeah, you should do it. Step on this pressure plate to return to the race. Okay, it really did bring me back to the race. Finally, I made it over the lava.
It's way too long. How many more do you have to break, Jen? Because I got like this feeling that What are you saying you're done? Don't Don't What? Oh no. I got guardians. OH NO. AH. OOPS. That stupid creeper. Um, are you serious? I have to go all the way back over the lava again. Oh my god, you have the unluckiest blocks I've ever seen. Jen, this is terrible. What do I YOUR BLOCKS ARE TERRIBLE. IT'S DONE TERRIBLE THINGS TO ME. I'm stuck in here and now I'm crying. I can't help.
I agree. They're awful. I don't like them. I was trying to help you. I was being like a kind human BEING AND LIKE WAIT. OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T WIN YET. You didn't? There's one other block. I don't know how it got here. Oh god. Okay, this is an issue. It's not over. I'm running out of blocks. It said 100%. We have to get I can't pick up this gold. THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT. 100%. WHAT ARE you talking about? Remember, we have to grab one. We have to break 100% of our block colors.
Okay. Yes. Where am I? I just teleported somewhere. What just happened? What do you mean where are you? I literally just teleported somewhere. Oh, you're at the top now. I see you. Um how? I'm over there. Look, I need to get over the finish line again TO TRULY WIN. AND HOW DID THIS JUST HAPPEN? THAT'S SO WEIRD. I WON. And I broke one of your blocks. Oh, okay. Um Oh, you only have a few more blocks to break. You better break those.
All right. I'm sure they're all going to be terrible. Oh, yep. Killer Bunny. Oh my god. I thought you Can I keep any of the stuff I guess THAT'S FROM YOUR BLOCK? WHY DID I GET SUCH terrible blocks? This whole thing was rigged. It was not rigged. I didn't tell him to rig it. Yes, it Yes, it was. You didn't tell him to do anything. All right, I'm teleporting to you. Is that safe? Yeah, you get the Oh god. There's a bunny coming. JEN, WE'RE DONE. KILL THE STUPID BUNNY. OW. YOU THREW POTION ON US. YOU KILLED US ALL.
REALLY, JEN? THE BUNNY'S CHASING ME STILL. I TRIED TO DO I TRIED TO hit the him with the potion. Oh, that's your stuff. That's yours. Oh, okay. Wait, I just got teleported. Final block. And now, the finish line is right here. Let's go. Jump right from here. Whoop. Like that. All right. I didn't get any of those like really over no REALLY OVERPOWERED UH SWORDS TALKING ABOUT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Are you okay? What happened? Do I look okay? Do I look like I'm okay? No. Do I look like I can see you? You look okay. OW. GO. MY DOG GOT YOU. I hate your STUPID DOG. PREPARE FOR BATTLE ROOM. All right, I can handle that. I got two things for you. Your stuff is Jen's block was better than mine because it gave better good things. It was better than yours? Yeah, because Carter's turkey six damage and Honey Boo's Head four damage. I got these from yours.
Oh, can Well, can you give those to me, please? They're literally in your hands. All right. What are we smelling right now? We smelling some good stuff over here. I feel like I need to like throw some stuff away. Is there garbage somewhere? Garbage can. Wait, I just got teleported again. Wait, I'm just I'm beatboxing, I think. Hello. Oh, why do I keep getting teleported? I really don't know, but come back to me.
I don't understand. It's very strange. I think um I'm just going to throw out that um you should follow me this way as quick as possible. Hurry, Jen. Are you doing some weird voodoo? Follow through. I avoided the hole. NO, YOU HAVE NOT. I THINK THROW THE POTION AT ME NOW. BEFORE WE EVEN START, you're going to throw the potion at me. Oh god, I'M NOWHERE NEAR THE BEGINNING NOW. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY, GUYS. I'M NOTICING THERE MIGHT BE A SMALL ISSUE WITH THIS MAP BECAUSE, you know, I don't check out fan-made maps completely beforehand and I did install the proper
mods. I read every single one and I INSTALLED THEM YET. THERE IS NO actual trader. Looks like there's supposed to be one over here. Not that I would have anything to trade, but um I do have some armor I need to make right now. I'm going to do all my armor gathering. Oh, wait. I have to make some armor, too. Let me do that. Wait, let me kill myself. There was gold on that track I never grabbed. You think it disappeared already? You think it's been 5 minutes? No. I think that means you cannot grab it. No, I can grab it. It's right down here.
You can't. You're cheating. You can't just go back into the map to grab things that you didn't grab before. No, look. No, actually you can. It's right over No, actually, actually you can't. No, actually I just did. You seem to be really confused about this. Okay, so you're cheating. I get it. Um, did I not help you finishers and give you items from it? You gave me a chicken. No, thank you. That's not even what I'm going to be using. Oh my god, these excuses are they're unbearable. They're coming from you right now. It's just embarrassing.
All right, I am fully armored up and I'm ready to go. All right, what are you wearing? Full emerald. Oh, let me smelt this really quick. My goodness. I'm going to need to use all these furnaces to get things moving at a proper uh proper speed here, you know. All right, let me get those in there. Get these over here. That'll make us a lot of that stuff. Is there like a chest or somewhere I could just like put my garbage? Or do am I doing the corner garbage thing?
I just like threw it on the ground. Why was I teleported now? I don't know what's happening. It's really weird. I actually like this. I can throw things off the edge now. Ooh, these are going to be good for battle. What I get? Can you please hurry up? You're taking forever. Oh my god, you're a complainer. All right, get rid of that. Um, fat potion. Like, I don't know if I should give you a fat potion, but maybe I'm going to get rid of that and get rid of that. What does that even do? I hear a zombie and I'm afraid I'm going to get knocked off very soon, but I don't see him. So, I'm not
Make sure you set your uh spawn point when you get in here. And also, oh wait, I'm going to slash I'm going to set my spawn point and then I'm going to slash kill myself because I'm almost dead. All right, this lucky potion um not going to help me at all. Um this jump. Why would I want to jump 7,000 ft in there? It's going to kill me when I land. Um I do have this. Okay, I'm going to put this right here. Is it that hard to murder? That's a shark. Well, that's like six damage. Pretty nice fire. Like I'm going to start timing you soon. You have 10 seconds.
I literally DO NOT HAVE 10 SECONDS. I'M PUTTING TOGETHER QUITE THE smorgesborg of amazing stuff right here. What does this do? Jump boost 100. Don't need that. Um, sharpness three, unbreaking 100. You know, see people want to see what we get. Jen, do you just want How did you get all of these things? Do you not want to give them that glory? I just want to know how you got all of these things. I got amazing things because I am amazing. That is the answer. Um, I'm heading over to uh the start I mean the end over here and my stuff should be DONE SMELT. WHY DID I GET TELEPORTED BACK HERE? Is this map trolling me?
Okay, I'm going to just go back in again. If I get teleported again, I'm going to cry. Somehow Jen's headphones died, BUT THAT'S OKAY. OH. OH MY GOSH. CAN YOU not yell if they're They're on too loud. Sorry. Oh my god. Might be. I might be deaf now. All right. Well, you know, these things do happen in life and you have to kind of deal with them as they come. Did I pick up all your garbage or someone's garbage? Cuz I literally have more garbage in my inventory than I had a second ago.
I think so. ARE YOU READY? OH MY GOD, I'M FILLED WITH GARBAGE. Oh my god. It doesn't matter. Just get in here. Okay. Oh my god. I don't want this stuff. It's just like disgusting. Ew. All right. I'm totally going to lose the battle, but everyone knows the most important part of the battle is I mean of the map is the race. And I think they're actually of equal equivalency importantness. All right. So, what do you want to do? Um, do you want to do best out of three or do you want to do three wins? I'm saying best out of three, but I'm just I think uh best out of three.
Okay. Are you readyies? Readies. Three, two, one, two, go. Okay, cuz she missed. All right. YEAH. BURN. OH GOD, I TELEPORTED. WHERE ARE YOU? I'M OUTSIDE. OH GOD. WHY DID IT MAKE ME TELEPORT? It was genius. I burnt her and then I teleported away. I'm coming back. I won. It says. No, it says I won. No, it doesn't say you won. I went over the stupid thing. Oh god, IT HURTS. STOP. THAT HURTS, JEN. OH GOD.
Oh no. I broke the sign. I broke it. Oh god. I don't know what to do. I'm panicking. There's fire everywhere. I was hoping there was a hole underneath US, BUT THERE'S NO HOLE UNDERNEATH US. DIE. YES. ALL RIGHT. You might still burn to death. She might still burn to death. No, I'm good. What's your health at? Oh, let me slash kill though. What was your health at? Will you hold that up? It was that uh there it was three hearts down. That's all.
Yeah. What? You got all full emerald. All right. Okay. So all Wait, wait, wait, wait. You said best out of three, right? Best out of three. No, I said no. What? What did you say? Wait. Was it best out of three? Yeah. Best out of three. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. This is It's on now. YOU CORN on yourself. AH, THIS is not a good idea, YOU KNOW.
OH GOD, IT HURTS. MOM. Oh my god. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? MADE OUT OF WOOD. Could you just PUT SOAP IN MY MOUTH? A BAD IDEA. OH GOD. DO IT. Are you dead? Yes. No, I didn't die. I'm Oh, okay. Then why does it say I'm a dum killed you? I have not died. Dum just killed me. What's your health? All right, I'm slashkilling again. Two hearts down. That's what we're do. TWO HEARTS IS ALL I DID THAT TIME. YES. OKAY. All right. Here we go. Last round. Me to win.
Last round. Three. Two. One. Go. What do you mean you're doing with that potion? It's a fat potion. What does that even mean? It's going to make you fat, girl. It's going to be like you ate a WHOLE PIZZA AND A HALF. DID I FAT YOU UP? WHAT? HOW MUCH DID YOU DO? WHAT? FATTEN YOU UP? YEAH. YOU TAKE THAT. BOOM. Oh god. Oh man. OH GOD. I'M CORNERED. OH YEAH. YOU DIE. OH GOD. IT HAS A knock back on this. Incredible amounts of it.
Oh my god. You're so crazy. Okay, I lost. Luckily today we would Oh, did she burn it? I mean, honestly, can we just think about this logically? How many hearts were you down? How many hearts were down? Uh, three. Yeah. Can we just think about this lock? Oh my god. Do you even die, bro? So, logically, like, okay, the actual battle, it takes some mental power. Like, there's skill involved, strategy, there's what? I don't understand the funny part. OH, NO. I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT. Can we try again?
Okay, but are No, you're just No, never mind. I don't have lapis. Do you have lapis? Why are you changing the subject? Do you have any lapses on you? We're the battle's over. Why do you mean laughing? Where did these 11 diamonds come from? Okay, so as I was saying, this is more important because it actually takes skill. Unlike opening unlucky blocks, which I'm pretty sure was rigged in the first. NO, NO, NO. WHAT HAPPENED WAS THEY GAVE YOU the lucky blocks that had better drops. Um, so but they also like killed you a lot, so it was like kind of like even. But luckily, I think I'm the winner to be honest. I'm definitely the most skilled.
Yeah, Miss Full Emerald. Well, I DON'T EVEN HAVE SHOES ON. I'm wearing They're not It says they're iron boots. They're literally leather boots renamed iron boots. I'm basically shooting. You're wear You're wearing diamonds and iron. That's not bad. With no shoes on, you're in full emerald. And how much damage does your weapon do? Uh 11. Mine does five. Well, six technically. These ones do six. even though Char five is. So, as I said, I'm the winner.
Okay, just won part of the match. Um, the Oops. Um, hope you guys enjoyed the video. Definitely smash that subscribe button and THE LIKE BUTTON AS WELL AND RING THE BELL AND WE'LL SEE YOU dudes tomorrow hopefully. See you guys.
