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Gentlemen, welcome to Rocket League in real life. Round one is Garrett, Kobe, and Cody versus Cory, Ty, and Jackson in three, two, one. And we're underway. Losing team loses a member. Mine, mine, mine. OH, [screaming] TEAM TRYING TO AVOID MISTAKES here early. Cody Jones with our FIRST REAL GOOD OPPORTUNITY. OVER THE top magnific. LET'S GO. GOOD PASS, JONES. WHAT A PASS. WHAT AN ASSIST. WHAT A GOAL. If you think this is fun, just wait. We've got go-kart golf, hockey, and archery tag next.
Go on, Ty. I'm pressing. Good. Too good, G. Go for that ball, G. LET'S GO. It happens on PS5. It happened on tour. And it's happening in real life. Uh, that's me, me, me, me. A red response. Sees our go-kart soccer even at a goal a piece. Comes to a stop, tries to bump. TYLER INTERCEPTS. RED NOW OUT AND about numbers. Can they convert? IT LOOKS GOOD. IT FEELS GOOD. Tyler Tony with a left-handed finish. What a great game. One of the best ever invented. It's been a stellar game thus far.
Go on, TY. OH, THERE'S A PLAYSTATION PLAYMAKER. KEEP IT OUT. [screaming] GET THERE, JOHN. CORY. CORY, [screaming] what a rebound. I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, BUT I STILL GOT TO PAY ON THE PROJECT, BABY. LET'S GO. WHAT WAS A ONE- NOTHING lead for Blue has completely evaporated. We're down, but we're not out. We've got the team to do it. Go, GO. That cork might not be able to do it all day. TOM, ON YOUR LEFT. Tyler tries centering. Nobody home. And now blue back the other way.
OH WOW. [screaming] COME GET IT. Jackson's in a go-kart sandwich. CODY OVER THE TOP IN THE ATTIC. WE HAVE THIS, BABY. LET'S GO. [screaming] THREE TO TWO. BLUE with a big response. If they can find the next goal, we'll be even at THREE A PIECE. OH, TYLER WITH THE SELFIE STICK. WELL, ONE, you can't move INTO COURT. WHAT IS HAPPENING? YOU CAN'T MOVE UNTIL HIS COURT. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? GOES OVER THE TOP TO HIMSELF. Puts it on Frank. Garrett denies him.
What happens? NOTHING. SEE YOU. WOW. [screaming] I'M PRESSING. I'M pressing in front OF HIM. PUSH IT IN FRONT OF HIM. Cody Central with a lift kit. Now Kobe. The only thing to DO IS PUT IT IN. JACKSON. SAVE BY THE young kid with a huge play. OH, WHAT A SAVE. KOBE CALL FOR IT. Tries going center with it. Go on, TY. So good. We're not looking great, but I mean, you can't give up. So, just got to get the next one. Goal at a time, baby. Goal at a time.
Rocket League continues in three, two. Backs against the wall for team blue. If they concede, one of them's going home. Oh no. Bouncing ball grabbed by Cody. Thrown towards net. GET A HIT. OH, A BIG COMING TOGETHER. And now Garrett. Can he put it in? No. Tyler recovers well over the top. WHAT A PASS. GARRETT RIGHT BACK TO CODY. [screaming] ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT GOAL. AND JUST LIKE THAT, Sano Blue right back in business.
Hey, one more boys. One more. One more and then it's a game on. Blue was able to respond. Now what does red have to say? Pressing. 30 seconds left on the clock. Tries to go over the top of Jackson who continues to prove himself here on the big stage. Yeah. Go on, Cory. Oh, Kobe and Cory. A little twin battle there. CENTRALIZES. Come on. [screaming] That's it. Backto back blue goals means we have a 44 game, which means next goal wins. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? THE SCRIPT writers
were in their bag with this one. Next goal win situation in go-kart soccer. We're into overtime. You ready for the head back, Cory? Tense moment. Tyler, he's been that man many of times. Captain Clutch. Does he have another trick up his sleeve? GO, GO, TY. TYLER THE OUTDOOR MAN. RED ON HIS SHIRT, red in his eyes. WHAT A THING. COME ON. IT'S PLATE. SEND IT. YES. BATTLE. DOES HE WIN THE GOAL? GO. The difference.
IT'S 3V1. JACKSON. [screaming] TYLER, you got to move. LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY FINDS AN OPEN CORY FOR THE TOP. GARRETT. [screaming] THAT'S IT. 54 Red Wins. MY BOY SCINTILLATING STUFF IN GO-KART SOCCER. IT'S [screaming] THE RED team who clutches up, which means for team blue, one dude must go. Boys, disappointing, probably not deserved, but you must eliminate somebody right here, right now. White boards, go ahead and write down a name.
All right, this one's not personal. I am going to go with G. Sorry. I love you. Yeah, fair. I let y'all down. I allowed Tyler to get a lift off in time. And so, the only right thing for me to do is to eliminate Cody. um because Cody would be a strong competitor moving forward and I think it's time for him to um to leave the island. That hurts. Uh because I've already got a vote and I also voted MYSELF OFF. MY GUY. YES. I LOVE YOU, BUDDY. I GAVE UP the final goal. Honestly, I just I got injured and I can't really compete. You, my friend, have been eliminated, which means you're not going to round two, which is go-kart speed golf. Meet me on the course, BOYS.
One of my Lightning McQueens. I'm feeling good now, baby. I call myself the proposer. Vibes are great, but we need to get a W today. Is it time for my pregame interview yet? Can I help you? You've been over here a really long time. Editors, if you could put some shades on me to block out the haters, that'd be great. My biggest competition is probably myself. I can't wait to get out there. Are we ready? Can we do it? Yeah. Yeah, we're ready.
All right. See you guys out there. This round is speed golf. The objective is simple. hit the ball and get it in the hole as fast as possible. Slowest total time after three holes is gone like Gary. Oh, and they're off. Man, what a good hit. Speed golf. It's Cory out to an early lead with Cody hot on his heels. A nice advancement there. Tyler shockingly pulling up the rear right now. It's not about strokes, it's about seconds. OH, AND NOW A MALFUNCTION FOR MCQUEEN. LIGHTNING McQueen all OF A SUDDEN CAN'T GO.
Cory putting up an electric round here. Way out in front. Here comes Tyler, BUT HE SWINGS AND MISSES. OH NO. Too good amount of blood. Whole one. A lot of drama. COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S EAT. TYLER SECOND TO FINISH. KOBE TRYING TO FINESSE HIS WAY IN. HE'S GOOD. FOR JACKSON. A LIP OUT FOR JACKSON. SORRY. PENALTY FOR CODY. OH NO. I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SAW. FINALLY, he puts it in. Literally after he holds his ball. Boom.
See you, Jack. OH MY. [screaming] YOU LITERALLY HIT IT THIS WAY. BUT NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WEAR? 15-second penalties. Definitely was more of like a boom, you stink. And so I will TAKE THE PENALTY. WE KNOW. THE TWINS ENTIRE out front, followed by Jackson. Cody is on the chopping block after his 15-second penalty. On to round two. Speed golf continues in 3 2 1 go. Cody on the chopping block has to make up 7 seconds. There's time to improve. There's time to still mess this up. Jackson, he has gone way wor. Cody doing his caboose. Now he's back in it.
Oh no, TYLER SPINNING OUT. AND NOW IT'S THE BEARD THAT'S PLAYING FROM BEHIND. The Twins again. Triumphant. They're way out in front. We're approaching the green. SLIPPERY TIRES. JACKSON AGAIN. OVERDRIVES ONE. CORY DOING HIS THING WAY OUT IN FRONT. WHY? I'M UP. WHY AM I SO GOOD AT THAT? What in the world? Cody close behind. Can he put it in? KNOCK IT IN. GOOD. CODY, NOW IT'S A RACE. TYLER IS IN. Kobe in. Oh no, Jackson's way behind. The only one left to finish is Jackson.
I want to SWIPE HIM, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO. What are you doing? About 10 ft left for Jackson. Can he clean it up? Yes, he can. Finally. This kid stinks. After two holes, our leader stayed the same, but it's Jackson falling 15 seconds behind Cody. So, if you want to play stay in this video, you better get to work in hole three. You're going to have to play some defense. Let's move on to hole number three. It's time for Jackson to make a comeback. I believe in you. Come on. Very excited to announce if you want to play this game or go-kart soccer in real life, text this number. It's in the top
of our description. We will add you to the list and let you know as soon as it's ready. We are working hard on it. It's got to be Jackson. Name of the game. I think I have 15 seconds. I'm going to pretend like we're tied and I just got to get it in before he does. I would much rather have Jackson in the next round. So, we could see things get interesting here. All right, here we go, dudes. Hole three of three. Four will advance, one will not for all the marbles. Jackson immediately goes to defense. Heavy defense.
Disregards his ball. It's fine. You're helping me actually. Really? The three out in front. Twins and Tyler should be safe and secure. Nice use of the hill there, T. Oh, he's leaving it. Hey. Oh, I got to go. Go, go, go, go. They want to see the tall guy leave right here, right now. Can the other dudes create enough chaos where Jackson can get back in this? Cory gonna secure his safety. Go Jackson. Jackson nowhere. Jackson, [screaming] it's on the doorstep, BUT HE WON'T ANSWER.
JACKSON, PUT IT IN THE HOLE. TYLER KICKS CODY OUT OF THE PARTY. [screaming] JACKSON'S IN. That means Cody has about 12 seconds to save it here. I don't know who did it. It's going to be close though. Round two has come to a close. First and foremost, congratulations to Tyler and the twins who were safely on to round three. That leaves two. And boys was it close. Cody and Jackson were separated BY 9 SECONDS. ONE CHECKED IN AT 328, the other at 337. Who is moving on? And the person moving on in this battle.
Got to be Jackson. The poser. JACKSON MOVING ON. BABY, the strategy paid off. You should thank Ty and the twins cuz they were a large part of that. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Boys, congratulations on going on to round three. It's time to cool off cuz next round we're headed to the ice. Let's go, BABY. GO. GOD BLESS. LET'S GO. IT'S COLD ON THE ICE, BUT THE ACTION'S about to be hot. Back to team event. 2v2. Let's play some hockey.
Well, I got a stick in my hand and we're on the ice. So, confidence is it's up there. Ty's definitely favored in this madeup game that Ty invented that Ty planned. WE'RE ABOUT TO FIGURE OUT WHO'S HEADED TO THE FINALE. WILL IT BE TYLER AND INTERN JACKSON OR THE TWINS? LET'S PLAY HOCKEY. Here we go. AND WE'RE UNDERWAY. JAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? JACKSON, YOU ARE AN [screaming] ABSOLUTE LIABILITY. FROM PS5 to center ice, snow day just got real.
GO GET GO RIP THE TWINS. NO. Team blue vers just happens to be twins versus the red team. And I hope that helps today because we have very little hockey experience. But I mean again, you got to remind yourself IT'S JACKS. COME ON, JACK. UP THE WALL, JACK. TYLER ASKING FOR IT. UP THE BOARDS. Jackson delivers. I'm going to bump him. I'm going to bump It's a twoon-one situation. Only Cory back defensively. Here comes Kobe trying to get back in the mix. A LITTLE BUMP OUT IN FRONT OF NET. TYLER SCORES. GOAL. You know, every time we finish a round in a go-kart, I'm like, man, that just stinks the next round's not going to be as fun. And then I get in here and I'm like, this one's going TO BE GOOD. AT A
BOY, JACK [screaming] SAYS, THAT COULD BE ME. I'VE literally never played hockey before, but I have Tyler Tony on my team. So, good luck, kid. All right. Glad I have a helmet. Is that what you do in hockey? Back to action. Got a rolling pup. Tyler going to possess and take it back with him. Don't pass it. Don't. Yeah. Nice. I feel like whichever team can LIMIT MISTAKES THE MOST. CENTER IT MIDDLE ICE. KOBE LATE GETTING BACK DEFENSIVELY. It's Tyler. Can he convert?
Good Cory. No, Cory. I'm going back. Good for check by Cory. I'm in the middle. I NEED YOU TO GET OUT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BACK UP. THE TWINS IN A peculiar spot. Jackson. Eyes on net. Can the kids convert? LET'S GO, [screaming] BABY. COME ON. BACK TO ACTION WE GO. And the twins need something. And they need it now. He's stuck under his hard to watch. OH, IT'S HARD TO WATCH. I'm pressing. GO, GO, GO, GO. AH, GET BACK, KOBE. GET BACK. I got it.
You, you, you. I'm in Nancy. I'm in the middle. Kobe tried to cut off Tyler unsuccessfully. Now a twoonone. It's an intern and it's C team. PUT IT IN JACKSON BY HIMSELF. The intern is looking like a full-time employee today. He brought his aame. Hey. Hey, lock in. What's fun? The transition game for the Twins. JACKSON. [screaming] GOOD STICK THERE BY TYLER. THE LEFTOVERS. Magnificent goal. [screaming] Let's go.
LET'S GO. HEY, HUGE SHOT. MY GOD. get him. Go get center. CENTER THE P. I can't go. No, he's sitting down. Uh-oh. Tyler caught in the corner. And what a pass. A good stretch pass. Kobe to Cory. IT'S A 2V ONE. HEY, RIGHT HERE. OH, NICE PASS. KOBE RIGHT BACK TO CORY. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. AS GOOD OF HOCKEY THAT I've ever seen from the Twins. THEY GOT IT PASS TRYING TO back a dangerous pass. Merry Christmas. Tyler, what did he for reinforcements? HE HAS ONE. CORY, STAY RIGHT BY THE WAY OF JACKSON. JACKSON, CORY, GO.
Oh no. And I'm in the way here. Badly. Badly in THE WAY. GET OUT OF THE WAY, [screaming] ref backand clearance up THE BOARDS. ALL UTAH. GOOD DEFENSE. KOBE DEFENSE. Nervous energy. NERVOUS HOCKEY. RAM HIM. Nice for check by Cory. Sparky. Go up. Try and create some chaos. CAREFUL. KOBE. CARELESS BY KOBE. HE'S FIGHTING FOR IT IN KOBE. DANGEROUS. KOBE TRYING TO GET OFF THE SHOULDER. CAN HE? NO. JACKSON trying to hold on to the puck AND DOES IT SUCCESSFULLY. OH, REALLY WELL DONE BY [screaming] GET IT OUT. And now we'll clear.
LET IT GO BY. COME ON, J. UH-OH. CENTER IT. Jackson to Tyler. LET'S GO. WA. LET'S GO. BIG TIME PLAY BY TWIN NUMBER ONE. And now all of a sudden IT TURNS INTO A ONE V ONE. KOBE VERS THE INTERN. TYLER COMING BACK HARD TO BACK CHECK. Circling tonight. Really well played there by Tyler Tony and that's why he has the seat on his sweater. And look at this. Captain O CAPTAIN ENTERS THE ZONE IN A 2V1. 60 seconds left on THE CLOCK TO JACKSON. [screaming] A PASS. WHAT ABOUT JACK? LET'S GO. JACK DIDN'T GET A STICK ON IT. Deadlocked at three to two. It was a frenzy of goals early and it's cooled off here ON THE ICE.
OH, LOOK AT THIS. OUT OF NOWHERE. Kobe on the doorstep. [screaming] I mean, the most boring goal of all time, but it feels electric. 30 seconds left on the clock. BACK TO ME. JACKSON ALSO WILLING TO TAKE A BUMP. NOW CAN TYLER BE [screaming] TOTAL TEAMWORK ON DISPLAY FOR THE RED BOYS. I'll take this one. Oo, dangerous pass. SIDE BY SIDE ACTION. GOOD PHYSICAL HOCKEY. AH, THE BACKHANDED PASS. A LITTLE OVERCOOKED. AND LOOK AT THIS. TYLER ON THE PROWL.
He go shoot him before HE GOES. YEAH. [screaming] GOT IT. TYLER TONY WRIST SHOT FROM JUST INSIDE THE BLUE LINE. COME ON, BABY. Team R. WE'RE GOING TO THE BABY. COME ON. [screaming] YEAH. TARPS OFF, BABY. TARPS OFF. [screaming] FAN BASE FIRED UP. WE'VE GOT A TARPS OFF SITUATION IN TEXAS. Red team Nally bound. Dude, that is so much fun. Gentlemen, congratulations. Only two left. Intern Jackson, you're going to have to slay a giant if you want your first ever battle win. But what a position you found yourself in, boys.
Simple enough. Go-kart archery tag. Pop all of your opponent's balloons before they pop yours. First to take two out of three rounds will be declared the battle champion. Let's do it. A friend of mine once said, "The ceiling's short, the field's long, but the game's wide open." I'm known for the dub. If you're going to get that first battle win, you got to take down Tyler Tony. This isn't your first rodeo. You should win. Will you win? Yes. One word and one word only. Yes. From Tyler Tony. Will Jackson finish the story book session? Or will Tyler crush his hopes right here, right now? It's go-kart archery tag. And it
goes down. 3 2 1. He said he was going to be a lion to Jackson's baby gazelle. Jackson playing runaway early. Who's going to be the first to bow up? OH, ARE YOU SERIOUS? I THINK JACKSON IS RIGHT. It Jackson working at a balloon deficit. Oh my goodness. And it's starting to feel too good to be true. What was unimaginable before we started now has become absolutely unthinkable. TYLER EARLY AND OFTEN. WHOA. STATEMENT MADE. Any questions, BOYS? IS THAT HOW Y'ALL looked at me for years? Tyler, the famous saying, you mess with the bull, you get the horns. You just stampeded a man.
It's honestly, it's tough to celebrate. This is a unique position to be in. I don't really feel like I won anything. It just it didn't feel like a competition. Do you believe you can win it? I believe. I was not convinced. I believe. I need you to get out there and put him in his place. Okay. And say intern who I could be full-time. Today's the day. I'm proud of you. Can intern Jackson slay the giant that is Tyler? GO-KART ARCHERY TAG. THE FINALE IN THREE, TWO, ONE.
Can he finish the last chapter of what would be one of the greatest stories ever told? Coach Golder Jackson. Run, run, run, run, run. Oh, man. AND TYLER CLOSING IN. WOW. FIRST POP GOES TYLER'S WAY. OH, he tried to go for a pop. That didn't work. Oh, it's all fun in games until you find yourself in a finale versus Tyler. Ty told me he's considering ending this thing with a trick shot. Let's see if he does it. TYLER, [screaming] YOU BETTER RUN ON YOUR TAIL. THE DOG'S COMING. [screaming] YOU BETTER GO.
The fact that his balloon is still not popped after he's just RAMMING THROUGH EVERYTHING. YEAH, IT IS. [screaming] HE GOT ONE. HE'S NOT LEAVING EMPTYHANDED. SO, YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A CHANCE? CHARGE HIM. CHASE HIM. JACKSON, DON'T POP YOUR BALLOON ON A BARREL. If this thing comes down to one balloon a pop, shoot it. Oh, cut him off. Shoot him. TYLER WITH A 180 QUICK SCOPE. ARE you serious? The battle go lays down the hammer and sometimes things are too good to be true.
I drove an hour to be here, by the way, and it was over in about 4 seconds. Tyler, your battle was good as gold, brother. Congratulations. Thanks to our friends at PlayStation. You get the gold cart, my friend. Yeah. Thanks, dude. Appreciate that. I'm going to give HER A TEST DRIVE. [screaming] THANKS for joining me on, guys. If you want to see more videos like this, click here. Found it. Noggin. See you, dude. Perfect.
