CONVIVIAL AND JOYOUS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY LIFE CONVIVIAL AND JOYOUS.
-UM...
BY LISTENING, AND BEING FUCKIN' AMAZING, AND
KIND TO ME, SO...
THAT'S SEXY, DAVE.
DO I HAVE A CAPO ON HERE?
THREE?
I CAN WRAP A ROPE AROUND THE MOON
TIE IT UP AND DRAG IT DOWN TO YOU
HONEY IF YOU ASK ME TOO
YOU KNOW I'D TRY IT
I CAN PUT SOME DIAMONDS 'ROUND YOUR NECK
DANCIN' IN A RUBY RED SUNSET
GIRL IF YOU DON'T WANNA LAND THIS JET
LET'S KEEP ON FLYIN'
EVERY STRING
EVERY CHORD
MY GUITAR
I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING
IN THE WORLD
BUT MY HEART
'CAUSE I GAVE HALF TO THEM HALFWAY LOVERS
I LEFT SOME TO THEM TWO DRUNK SUMMERS
LEFT A PIECE AT THE BAR WITH THE KEYS TO MY CAR
I KNOW I'M NEVER GETTIN' IT BACK
I LOST A LOT TO THAT WHISKEY SIPPIN'
I GAVE THE REST TO THAT ROCKSTAR LIVIN'
TAKE ALL OF ME, BUT THERE'S ONE THANG MISSIN'
BABY, I CAN'T GIVE YOU WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME (WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME)
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME (MM)
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
I CAN LAY YOU DOWN, I CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE
MAYBE NOT FOREVER, NO, BUT BABY, FOR THE NIGHT
IF I KNEW I'D MEET YOU ONE DAY
I WOULDA NEVER GAVE IT ALL AWAY
AND I WISH I COULD GIVE YOU THE BEST
'CAUSE YOU DESERVE MUCH MORE
THAN THIS HOLE IN MY CHEST
'CAUSE I GAVE HALF TO THEM HALFWAY LOVERS
I LEFT SOME TO THEM TWO DRUNK SUMMERS
LEFT A PIECE AT THE BAR WITH THE KEYS TO MY CAR
I KNOW I'M NEVER GETTIN' IT BACK
I LOST A LOT TO THAT WHISKEY SIPPIN'
I GAVE THE REST TO THAT ROCKSTAR LIVIN'
TAKE ALL OF ME, BUT THERE'S ONE THANG MISSIN'
BABY, I CAN'T GIVE YOU WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME (WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME)
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
YEAH, YOU KEEP HOLDIN' ON, BUT IT'S GONE WHEN IT'S GONE
AND YOU CAN'T REPLACE IT
BABY, LET'S JUST FACE IT
'CAUSE I GAVE HALF TO THOSE HALFWAY LOVERS
I LEFT SOME TO THEM TWO DRUNK SUMMERS
LEFT A PIECE AT THE BAR WITH THE KEYS TO MY CAR
I KNOW I'M NEVER GETTIN' IT BACK
I LOST A LOT TO THAT WHISKEY SIPPIN'
I GAVE THE REST TO THAT ROCKSTAR LIVIN'
TAKE ALL OF ME, BUT THERE'S ONE THANG MISSIN'
BABY, I CAN'T GIVE YOU WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME (WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME)
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME (YEAH, WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME)
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME (YEAH, WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME)
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME
WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME (I CAN'T GIVE YOU WHAT DON'T BELONG TO ME)
CHEERS, MOTHERFUCKERS.
FUCK YEAH!
AND IT'S CRAZY, TOO.
UM...
THESE ARE LIKE THE FIRST TIMES THAT I'M
SINGING THESE SONGS.
-AND...
- YEAH, IT IS!
IT FEELS SO FUCK-- WHAT THE FUCK IS
THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, DERICK?
WHAT THE FUCK?
HE GOES, "YEAH, WE CAN TELL."