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For many years, there's been this long unanswered question. A question that not one child dares to answer. One battle that has raged quietly for years right in this living room. Mom is watching. Dad is waiting. And the one answer that matters now, who is the better parent? TIME TO FIND OUT. HI EVERYONE, I'M SELENE. That's my mom and that's my dad. And they've been in the never-ending battle of who raised me better. So today, my Asian parents are going to face off to determine who really is the better parent in a series of household challenges. Who will be the judge of these challenges? Me, of course. Whoever wins more rounds will be officially crowned the better parent.
Challenge what challenge? Living with these two already a challenge, ah. You see, I cook, I clean, I even give birth. Obviously, I'm the better parent, right? Ha, I'm not like that lady, ah. All talk, ah. Come, come, come. Let's play the game. I will show you why I am better. First challenge, lunchtime. Each parent will have to cook up a meal with ingredients given to them. I will then taste test each dish and the parent with the nicer dish wins this round. Cooking, ah. Can't even get him to wash the vegetable properly. HE GOT NOTHING on me, lah.
Hey, I GOT WASHED PROPERLY, WHAT? YOU KNOW in the army, I have to cook my own food, one, you know? That's why I will win, ah. Ew, Dad, this is gross. What do you mean? This is nice. Dad wins. Huh? What can I say? I ah, grown men can't accept defeat, what ah. My wife cooking actually the best, ah. Don't tell her I said that. Next challenge, trivia time. You know how the golden rule to survival is parents are always right? But is it really today?
I'm going to find out just how intelligent they really are. They'll each be given a whiteboard to flash their answers to questions on Gen Z slang. The parent with the most points wins this round. As the movie once said, mother knows best. Oh, no knowledge, no problem. You know in kindergarten, I got awful marks, ah. Round two. Are you ready? YES. QUESTION ONE. WHAT DOES SKIBIDI MEAN? HUH? Is that even a word? I know. Woah, so what is it? Show your answers in three, TWO, ONE. THAT'S RIGHT. EASY. QUESTION TWO. Fill in the blank.
Tong, I know this one. Woah, this one ah girl told me, TONG SHOW YOUR ANSWERS in three, two, one. TONG CHIANG, CORRECT. THAT'S RIGHT. [screaming] WHAT? LAST QUESTION. WHAT IS SIX plus seven? HUH? THIS ONE I KNOW, SIMPLE. But I feel math confirm don't know. This one my daughter don't know. I pretend to write. Show your answers. SIX PLUS SEVEN. THAT'S RIGHT. NO, MATH IS EASY. AND WITH THAT, DAD WINS. HUH? HOW CAN I FAIL AT TRIVIA? I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I'M NOT ALL TALK.
NEXT CHALLENGE, PLAYTIME. My parents will pitch their idea of a perfect fun day, and I'll have to pick my favorite idea. The one who wins my heart wins this challenge. Follow. I confirm winner. My wife, she don't know what is fun. Fun? What's that? Ha, I'm ready. I go we can go shopping. Ooh. Yeah, we can go to Uniqlo. Ooh. Hit the nail. [screaming] Uh, how about we buy toys instead? Toys? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can go down to THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY TOYS THERE ON A DISCOUNT. You know Auntie Tan's store, they sell a lot of cheap, CHEAP TOYS. AND THEN after that, we can go for tuition.
[screaming] Tuition? That's so not fun. Huh? What do you mean not fun? Learning is fun. Then can we at least get Max? McDonald's? You're so expensive. Eat at home, lah. Mom is no fun. MY TURN. DAD! [screaming] FIRST, AFTER I WILL LET YOU DRIVE my car, and then we will go to the zoo, and we'll play with lions. Lions? Wow. Then after I will bring you go skydiving, then I'll teach you how to free fall into the sea, and then we'll catch fish. Yes! Then can we get Max? McDonald's? Sure. Aw. McDonald's not enough. WE ALSO GO KFC.
[screaming] DAD, WAIT! YES, DAUGHTER. WHAT? HA, WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS THIS? Of course I will have a way to my ah girl's heart, just like how I found a way to my wife's heart, ah. Final challenge, tidy time. Each parent will be given a cleaning product that they'll have to identify while blindfolded. The products they correctly name will be awarded to them. They'll then need to clean up the bedroom and living room. Whoever gets it done the fastest wins the challenge. Do I even need to say anything?
Ready? What's this? GO. [screaming] THIS? PUNCH. WAIT, I HAVE NO TIME TO SLEEP. THEN, what's this? Kills 99.9% of all germs. 750 ML. WE'RE SELLING ALL THE ITEMS. ALL RIGHT, MOM, DAD. FINAL ROUND. Whenever you're ready, begin. You looking FOR THIS? ALL RIGHT, time for ME TO JUDGE. EW, DAD. MOM WINS. YES. I UH I'M THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. I don't have to clean one.
I got So, who win? It's a draw. DRAW? I DRAW THIS LADY. You sure not. you call me cheap one night. I cheap, you cooking THAT LA. HUH? YOUR RICE SO HARD, you still can win or not. YOU EAT MY RICE, NOT STUPID. NO, YOU. NO, I [screaming] GOT YEAH? YOU MUST DECIDE WHO WINS. YEAH, IF PA AND MA JUMP in the sea, Who will you save? Mom, Dad, how could I ever pick? Mom, you always make sure everyone is cared for. Plus, you're the best cook. And Dad, you always make Mom and I laugh on bad days. You keep the family close. So, I could never choose. You're both the best parents. I got to let them all grow up now.
Kayla, next time you cook, I clean, okay? Kayla, teamwork, teamwork. If you like that video, make sure you give us a thumbs up and leave a comment down below, and we make new videos every day, so remember to hit that subscribe button, and we will see you next time. Smooches for the moochies. Bye.
