A Dream About Murder Leads to a Real Life Investigation

A Dream About Murder Leads to a Real Life Investigation

Topper Guild dreams of being murdered and receives a threatening video, leading him to investigate friends and uncover a plot involving an ex-girlfriend.

I Was MURDERED... | Transcript:

Please, stay back! No, no, no! That was way too real. I just had a dream that someone was trying to kill me! What the heck? Who just texted me? It's from an anonymous number. Hold on, it's a video. Let's check it out. Hello Topper Guild. I'm going to kill you at your party tonight. No way. So it is true, someone's actually trying to kill me!

Okay, guys, I need to figure this out before it's too late. Let's go! That's right, one of my friends is going to murder me tonight, and I need to stop it from happening! I will need your help in the comments to find out who it is before it's too late. Excuse me, Officer, I need your help. Whoever sent me this video is trying to kill me tonight. Can you please help me figure out who sent it? Relax. I feel like I was pretty chill. I said relax! This is the world's most powerful police computer.

Trust me. I've got you. Sounds good. Thanks. All right, here we go. Topp Team, it's loading. Okay, let's check this out. It looks like this video was sent from a burner phone with no name registered to it. However, it was purchased at Skippity's Convenience Store. Wait, guys, hold up. Skippity's Convenience Store? I know exactly where that is. It's time to head there and see if the store owner can help me out.

Officer, thank you so much. Of course. Good luck! I still can't believe someone is trying to kill me! Hopefully the store will know who stole this phone. Hey, excuse me, guys. Sorry, I need to cut the line. Hi, there. Sir, by any chance, can you please give me a list of everybody who's bought a phone here in the last 24 hours? What do you mean? No one's bought a phone here. Yo, what's going on? Give me all of your money. Not again! Wait, this has happened before? Yo, dude, stop!

What are you doing?! Oh! Bro, my face! Hey, get back here! Guys, I'm going to catch him! Hey! Hey, stop! No, they got away! I got to go talk to the store owner. Well, did you catch them? No, I didn't catch them. Can you just please tell me who's bought phones here in the last day? I told you, no one buys phones here. Whoever that person was steals from me every day! If they steal from you every day, then. Guys, whoever that was must be the person who kills me tonight!

Okay. Look, sir, thank you so much for your help. Guys, I have an idea. Follow me. Since I was clearly able to tell the thief was a good jumper, I told everyone coming to my party to come early so I can get to the bottom of this before they try and kill me. As you all know, I'm hosting a party later. But before we get there, whoever does the best in this long jump challenge, will win free tickets to Disneyland. Disneyland?! The rules are simple. Whoever can jump the furthest wins. Cam, you're up first. Mickey Mouse, here I come! Yo! Guys, Cam made it four spaces. That's suspicious. Okay.

Next! I'm a bounty hunter. I got this. Mike just tied Cam! Because that's what Mike Ferguson does. Let's go! Next! I need a churro from Disneyland. Let's go! What was that, bro? Steven only got one space. Okay, so far, he is not looking like the killer. Okay, Topp Team, let's see how far my crazy ex-girlfriend can jump.

Okay, she got three, which is not bad, but it's not as suspicious as Mike and Cam. I want to go to Disneyland with Toppykins! I'm the world's strongest man. Watch these legs work! Let's go! Pebble practically flying! I've seen what I need to. Let's go talk to the suspects. Congratulations, Pebble, you're the winner! I'll give you your tickets later. Pebble loves Disneyland! All right, if you guys will excuse me, I gotta go set up for the party, but I'll see you guys later.

Okay, guys, Pebble is the most suspicious. And I know Steven is definitely not the killer. Wait, what killer? What do you mean? All right, Steven, I guess I can let you in on what's going on, because I know it's definitely not you. Somebody's going to kill me tonight at the party! Somebody sent me a video saying that they were gonna kill me, but I have no idea who it was. Well, Topper, it was nice knowing you.

Anyways, since you're gonna die, can I have all your K-Pop Demon Hunter stuff? Steven, bro, this is serious! Stop messing around. You just want my K-Pop Demon Hunter's knife because. Exactly! So I can cut my sandwiches right in half. It's the best knife out there! Wait, Steven. Hold on. I just remembered something. The killer that attacked me, they did it with my K-Pop Demon Hunter knife, which I've been missing for over a week! That means I should have security footage from whoever stole it from inside my house!

Come on, let's go check it out. Now that Steven is helping me, we should be able to find the killer twice as fast! I really hope my security cameras caught who did it. All right, Topp Team, it's time to watch the security footage from the house to see if we can find any clues to who the killer could be. All right, let's do this. Yo, guys, look, that's Mike the bounty hunter! Why did he break into my house? That's suspicious.

Steven is a big back. He doesn't need this! No, no! My cheese balls! Look, I don't know who's trying to kill you, but I'm going to kill him! Steven, chill. I can buy you more cheese balls. I can't buy myself another life! Promise? You good? All right, come on, let's watch. Yo, look! Mike is the one who stole my K-Pop Demon Hunter knife! And, guys, that was the exact knife that I saw in my dream. Which means he must be the one trying to kill me!

Well, how are we supposed to find him? Steven, check this out, bro. I have an idea. Ready? Let's watch. Breaking news. An inmate broke out of state prison this morning and was last seen on foot near Hollywood Park. Guys, this is just what we needed. If we find that criminal, that means we're gonna find Mike. Steven, let's head to Hollywood Park. Come on! Since the inmate broke out this morning, Mike should be right on their tail. We need to find them fast so we can catch both of them.

Okay, Topp Team, we just pulled up to the park where the criminal was last seen, which means that Mike should be around here somewhere. All right, Topper, let's go. Dude, I can't go out there. I'm the one that they're trying to kill! So I brought these Ray-Ban AI glasses for you, so I can hear and see your every move. Absolutely not, Topper. There's no way that I'm putting my life on the line to catch a criminal! Okay? Steven. Bro, what about this? If you do it, I'll buy you some cheese balls.

Okay, Topper, where's the criminal? Steven, the criminal's right behind you, bro. Turn around! Where? Steven looks like he's totally folding right now. Listen to me, bro. I have a plan. There's a rack of balls behind you. Take the balls off the rack and throw them at the criminal. Bro, you know I have horrible aim. And my aim bot isn't on. Hurry up, bro. The criminal's right there!

I totally meant to do that on purpose. Okay, Topper, I have him! Steven, what are you doing? Mike, I caught your criminal for you. You know what? Good job! You'll make a good bounty hunter one day. Is there any way I could handcuff him? You know what, Steven? Yeah. You can. Now take the handcuffs and cuff Mike's feet together so he can't move. Okay. Hey, Mike, this criminal told me that he had a twin brother that did the same crime that he did right around this area. So just keep looking. Okay?

All right, Topper, he's fully handcuffed. Now tell the criminal you'll let them go if they stop committing crimes. Listen here. I'll let you go only if you promise never to commit a crime again. Uh, I can't promise anything, but I'll do my best. On the count of three, go. One, two, three! Mike, the criminal, he's getting away! I take back what I said earlier. You're the worst bounty hunter in the world.

Now help me up now. Steven, arrest Mike! Now you're under arrest! Steven, what are you doing? You're the criminal, Mike. I know exactly what you plan to do to Topper. What are you talking about? Well, how do you explain this, Mike? I have you on security footage stealing his knife last week. How could you, Mike? I haven't caught a criminal in months. I was gonna steal the K-Pop Demon Hunter knife and sell it for thousands. If you let me go, I'll give it back to you.

It's in my car. Let's go. All right, your car's right here. Where's the knife? You're gonna have to uncuff me. Okay, fine. I trust you. Wait, what? No. Steven, don't trust him! Right here in my glove box. Hold on. Oh, no. Topp Team, I have a bad feeling about this. It's missing! Wait, what? Do you have any idea who stole it? No, but I have a dash cam running 24/7. Let's review the footage.

Yo, guys, let's go! We can definitely use that security footage to see who did this. Let's check it out. Get that one! What's going on? Oh, that's when me and Pebble were testing this new bumper. Are you crazy? Oh, yeah. Look at this right here. What? That sneaky meathead stole the K-Pop Demon Hunter knife! It looks like Pebble is our number one suspect. Mike, I'll see you at the party in. an hour?! Okay, I really have to go.

Well, it looks like Mike is innocent, and Pebble is the one we should be after. Let's see if he plans on coming to the party tonight. Okay, Topp Team, we just pulled up to Ronaldo's house, and we can see Pebble training him right there. Wait, Topper, I cannot have you risk your life. Because you have not bought me my cheese balls yet! So what's your plan? Do you have an extra change of clothes? Yeah, I have some in the trunk. Why? Watch me work. Okay, let's check myself out.

Topper, bro, I look exactly like you! Okay, I have eyes on Pebble. And he's training Ronaldo. Is he just making him do Suiis? Okay, Ronaldo's leaving. Now's my chance. Steven, lock in, bro. You got this! Hey, Pebble, it looks like you were training the GOAT, Ronaldo. Even though some people may say Messi is more skilled and better looking than Ronaldo. What are you talking about, Topper?

Ronaldo's way more handsome than Messi! Besides, who let you in here? Ronaldo's security let me in so I can work out. Can you give me a few tips? Yeah, sure. Honestly, Topper, you're looking way out of shape, bro. Yeah, Steven really put me on those cheese balls, you know? Alright, lay down. Let's start with some bench press. Okay, sounds good. Here you go, Topper. Place them directly over your face. There you go.

Right over your face. Guys, if Pebble is actually trying to kill me, then this is the perfect opportunity to do so. Yo, Pebble, these weights are pretty heavy. If they were to fall and land on my face, I'd be cooked! That's right, Topper. I'mma teach you a lesson. They're slipping. They're slipping! Oh, no! Your form is horrible, Topper. We have to work on it so you don't hurt yourself. Okay? Pebble was just teaching Steven a lesson on gym safety.

I don't think he was actually trying to kill him. Wait, are these real ninja swords? Ronaldo trains with real swords?! Yeah, he does. Can you teach me? Yeah. Okay, but we have to hurry because Ronaldo's going to be back any second now. Here, come with me. All right, Pebble, show me some moves. All right, Topper, so you want to get your shoulders nice and loose, and then you want to spin the blade a couple times. And then. when you want to eliminate your enemy, you raise your sword up.

Wait, what? Oh, no. Steven! Topper, what's wrong? Why are you talking to yourself like that? I thought you were gonna kill me! No, I would never do that! I was showing you my blade control skills by stopping an inch away from your head. This doesn't make any sense. I saw what you stole from Mike's car.

He has cameras in there. Oh, man. Yeah, I did steal it. I was trying to be good, okay? But sometimes the demons in my head just talk to me! So it was you! You stole it. Take me to it right now. Okay. It's in my car. Follow me. I can't believe you'd do this. Give it to me now. Here. It's in my car. Okay? Here we go, guys. It's time to prove that Pebble is the one. Oh, man. Yes. Yes! I'm sorry. Wait. Cookies?. This is what you stole from Mike's car?

Yeah. I saw Mike eating them earlier. I cheated on my diet! Wait, what?. I thought he stole the knife, not cookies! Well, Pebble cheating is bad. But. I guess this makes you innocent. So then, I'll see you at my party tonight. Pebble is innocent, too? Guys, this doesn't make any sense. My party starts in 45 minutes. We gotta find this killer quick! All right, Topp Team, before the party starts, I'm setting up a series of booby traps in order to help me figure out who the killer is, since I'm still not sure.

This one's good, let's move on. Everyone is gonna be here soon for the party. I'm setting up some food. And it will not be a party without some cheese balls! Let's make sure they're not poisonous. Steven, did you set everything up? Yep. Did you steal any of the food that I told you not to eat? No. Then what's under your shirt?

I just gained a little weight. Oh, really? You just gained some weight? So that's what your stomach sounds like? Steven, give me this! You're not allowed to steal cheese balls. Now go put them back for the guests. Fine. Okay, Topp Team, once Steven does that, we should be good to go. And be ready for the party. Now let's just hope we can find the killer before it's too late. Guys, these booby traps give me a massive advantage against the killer.

There's no way we don't catch him with all of these set up. Let's go. Okay, Topp Team, the party just started, and I need to see if any of them have my K Pop Demon hunter's knife. Because that's exactly what the killer used in my dream. Let's do this, Steven. Hey, guys. Welcome to my party! Topper, you look good, bro. You must have locked in that workout! Honestly, Topper, you're looking way out of shape, bro. Thanks. Anyways, can everybody please show me what they brought to the party?

I just want to make sure that nobody brought anything that's gonna help them cheat in the games we're playing. Okay? I got you. Watch this. Oh, yeah. You know, Pebble don't go anywhere without his protein and weights. Pebble's all about the gains, baby! Okay, that makes sense. Crazy Ex, what did you bring? Wait, what are those? Your baby shoes! Wait, they're my baby shoes?

How did you even get those? Don't worry about it. Okay, Mike, what did you bring? Pepper spray and some gloves in case there's a criminal. Okay, well, you are a bounty hunter, so that isn't that weird. Alright, what about you, Cam? What did you bring? I just brought my favorite book. You were gonna read at a party? No, I'm almost done reading it. Okay, well, thanks for showing me, guys. The food is ready in the kitchen.

Why don't you guys go grab some? You stay. Okay, Topp Team, right now, none of them have the knife, so it's not that sus. But the killer is gonna try and kill me any minute now. So I need to be alone to give them the perfect opportunity. Steven, you go to the kitchen and see if you see anything suspicious. I got you. Okay, guys, it's showtime. What's up, guys?. Topper is alone right now. Right over there. So if anyone wants to murder- Um. If anyone wants to tell him thank you for having the party, he's right over there.

Yo, you guys see that steak? Okay, guys, now that everyone knows I'm alone, whoever the killer is should try and attack me any minute now. Hopefully my booby traps come in handy. Guys, I have this booby trap set in order to take out the killer. Now all I have to do is lure them in here. Hey, killer. I'm all alone. If you want to, you know, come kill me. Hello? Oh, no. Guys, it's happening. No, please don't shoot!

Topper. I'm coming to get you. No! Cam, stop! Wait. Is that apple juice? Yeah, I know you love apple juice, so I filled up the water gun with it. Okay, I guess that is kind of cool. But why did you say you were gonna come get me? I'm coming to get you. Uh, 'cause I was gonna come and get you some apple juice, bro. Why are you being so dramatic? All right, I'm gonna go back to the party.

No, stop. Cam. I've had enough. Whatever, guys. I guess Cam's not that suspicious. Let's move on. I definitely thought Cam was about to kill me just now. I can't let my guard down, though. It still could be any of the people at this party. Let's see what they're up to. Guys, that was such a close call with Cam. I thought I was cooked. Now let's go check if the killer's upstairs. Come on. Hey, you guys seen Topper? Yeah, he's not being a very good host, is he?

Yo, guys, there's literally a knife right there. Who's ever behind this curtain is definitely trying to kill me. Let's check in three. Two. One! Wait. Steven? Bro, what are you doing? Oh, just testing the cake to make sure it wasn't poisonous. Wait, dude. What? Yeah. Honestly, bro, this is the best cake I've ever had. What's inside of it? Really? Well, it's actually. vegetable cake!

Bro, why would you do that? You know I'm allergic to vegetables. Are you trying to kill me? Maybe you're the killer. First of all, Steven, you're not actually allergic to vegetables. We all know that's complete cap. Second of all, the reason I did it is because it was the top comment of last week's video. Shout out to Bizza for commenting that. And if you guys want a chance for us to do one of your comments, make sure you're subscribed and comment down below.

We're doing them all the way till we reach 100 million subscribers. Bro, that was not cool. Well, sorry, Steven. Next time, don't eat my cake. Now I gotta go lock back in. Okay, peace. Yo, we got Steven good with that vegetable cake. That'll teach him a lesson for sure. Although I will say it was suspicious he needed such a big knife to cut his cake. Okay, guys, new plan. I'm gonna try and leave the killer to my traps in order to knock them out. Hey, killer. I'm all alone.

Oh, my gosh. There you are. Hey, stay away! All right, Topp Team, let's do this. That did not work! Guys, that first trap was trash. This one will work. Three. Two. One! All right. Time to take off their mask. Oh, no. They're still awake! Yo, chill! This last trap has to work! All right, come on. Here we go! Three. Two. One! Yes! Watch where your going! Look, Pebble, I'm so sorry, but the killer's right there.

Over there? Pebble's got this. Move over. Let's go, Topp Team. Where were they? They were right on the stairs. Nobody tries to kill Topper! My Toppy-WoppyKins. Look what I painted you for your birthday with my love. What? That's just your crazy ex-girlfriend, Topper. No, no, no. Topp Team, I swear. You guys saw the killer, right? They were just there a second ago! You're going crazy, bro.

Yeah, Topper, you're getting, like, a little bit crazy, okay? Am I gonna have to start calling you my crazy ex-boyfriend? I mean, fiancé? No, guys, I swear, the killer was just there a second ago! You know what? I just gotta go think. This is not good. And hopefully that will help me get some evidence. All right, Topp Team, I just set up cameras around the entire house. It's time to check them out. There you are. Wait. There's the killer!

Everybody come help! You all said I was crazy, but it's true! Help! Help. No. Please, no! Topper, what's wrong? Wait. Hold on. Pebble, you were just the killer. And you were holding a sword! Brother, that's a broom. Are you okay? Wait, what? No, it wasn't. I swear. I spilled some protein powder. I was just looking for the dustpan. Dude, did you get enough sleep last night? Yeah, he did. He got a full eight hours.

I'm fine. Everybody, chill! Look, one of you is trying to kill me tonight. Just ask Steven. He's been helping me with this entire thing. Steven? Did he show you any proof? No, I just kind of took his word for it. You know what? I do have proof. Whoever was gonna kill me sent me this video from an unlisted number. I'm going to kill you at your party tonight. So if I just call the number, it's gonna ring. And whoever has that phone on them is definitely the killer.

All right, here we go. It's ringing. Yo, it's coming from that bowl over there. Steven, grab the phone. Whose phone is it? Wait, Topper, this says it's your phone. So you're setting all of this up? No! No, no, guys, the killer's doing this to make me look crazy! Well, he's doing a pretty good job of it. Weirdo.

Pebble can't see anything. Pebble's scared! Oh, come on. I haven't even had a date yet! What's going on? Where are my cheeseballs? I can't see anything. I'm gonna catch that killer! Maybe Topper was right. Where are you, Toppy?. I'm scared, Toppy. Guys, this is the hallway from my dream. It's all coming true. Get away! Stay away from me! Please! No. The door's locked. Get back. Get back! Please, no. No, no!

Topper's dead! He was right. Somebody was trying to kill him this whole time. So who did it? The killer's right there. We can't let them get away. Let's go! Go, go, go! There they are! Get them! Whoever you are, you're under arrest for the murder of Topper Guild! Get over here. Before we take you to jail, we're gonna find out who the killer is. In. Three.

Two. One! What? Topper's crazy ex-girlfriend? How could you? That's enough. She's all yours, Officer. Thanks, Mike. Before I take her to jail for the rest of her life, I need some evidence. Can you show me the crime scene? Follow me. This way, sir. There's your crime scene, Officer. Well, looks like I got all the evidence I need. He's definitely dead. Heather, you're coming with me. Wait, wait, wait. Before you take her, how did you do it? Well, it all started when I saw that Topper liked my cousin's Instagram post. And then I noticed that Mike had stolen Topper's signed K-pop demon

hunter's knife to sell on eBay. So I stole it out of his car. After I disabled the dash cam, of course. Then, I stole a burner phone and some other really fun stuff from Skippity's Convenience Store. And then I had to make Topper look crazy and paranoid so that nobody would believe him. So I texted him, "I'm gonna kill you." And then I had to hide the phone in the house, so I hid it as soon as I got there for the party. And nobody noticed me with the knife because when we emptied our pockets. it was in my purse the whole time. Wait, but how did you pass the jumping challenge? The challenge just eliminated the one person who couldn't jump. you.

I have short legs. Okay! Five years ago, we were on a date, and he flirted with the waitress in front of me. "Oh, can I have some water?. The food is so. good. Do you take credit card?" It was humiliating. I can't believe you took my best friend! Ghost! No! No, Steven! I'm not actually dead, bro. How is that possible? Do you guys remember when I said I was going to set up decoys around the house before the party started? Well, I actually set up a foam mat just in case my dream came to life and it would break my fall.

Officers, take her away. No. No! Guys, make sure to work hard and follow your dreams because anything is possible. Peace!

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