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Much more important is the question of which city in Australia is the friendliest. And Melbourne, believe it or not, dreary old Melbourne-love you guys, my hometown-was voted the friendliest city in the world, while Sydney, my new home, fell out of the top ten. What's going on here, people? So, the full list is as follows: first- Melbourne, as we already mentioned, in Australia, in case anyone got confused. This is not Melbourne, there is one in Florida. The second one is Oporto, which is a chicken restaurant in Bondi. Thirdly, Seoul in South Korea, not to be confused with North Korea, has a completely different level of friendliness there. Who even confuses them Fourth-Lisbon in Portugal. So,
Portugal has two cities in the top five. Amsterdam in the Netherlands. Well, we all know why they are so friendly. They are " high". It's just buzzing. They are "buzzing" on their disco pills. Perth, oh, that's nice, in Australia. So, we have another city in the top ten. Jaipur in India, an amazing place. Buenos Aires, Argentina. I think it's because they have Javier Bardem. What's the name of that new guy in Argentina who's always pulling out a chainsaw? Yes. Javier Millay, sorry, not Javier Bardem. And Lionel Messi, right? Who just left the Argentina national team. I'm more of a Ronaldo fan.
Boo! Yes, no, sorry. Continue. Bangkok, Thailand. My family is going there this January, to Thailand. On vacation? I hope they come back. Finish the list. I guess it's not forever, but now that you mention it, I'll probably check it out. So, let me ask you both. Cape Town in South Africa. Just to get this conversation back on track. Finally. Do we agree that Melbourne is the friendliest city in Australia? Do you agree?
I wouldn't think so. No, I think it's Queensland. North Queenslanders are the friendliest people in. Brisbane, Brisbane too. Not the Monday night version Wonderful, very friendly, hospitable, talkative. No, I think in general that truck drivers are often very friendly because they spend so much time on the road alone that, you know, when they have a chance to talk to someone, at least I tell myself that. Although I've never met any of them. But, um, but you know, people who have isolated jobs are often very friendly because they get a chance to chat and they really appreciate it. I think Melbourne is truly the friendliest
city in Australia because it's gone so awry, to put it bluntly. No, they are not, as the latest SCC Newsgate report on the nation's mood, released a few weeks ago, showed that Victorians are the most pessimistic people in the country. Yes, that's true. They are unhappy, and they are isolated. But they are friendly. They are pessimistic, and you also live in the car theft and home invasion capital of Australia. This is true. They, they, they, they, they, they.We'll all go to the bottom together. So, they are pessimistic, but welcoming. But they are friendly to other people. It's like they're all sitting there, you know, opening the front door for the first time since
2019. And they, they, they come, and thieves steal their cars, and then there's a beam of light, and they say, "Oh my God, it's good to see you." Nobody is friendly when your car is constantly being stolen, and your house. They, they, they are really friendly in Melbourne, these areas. A quick note about Yahoo's website: when they covered this story, they conducted their own survey. What do you think is the least welcoming place in Australia according to people? This should.this shouldn't be hard.
Sydney. Canberra. Oh, very good. Canberra. It became the least welcoming city by a huge margin. What does this say about me now?
