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Today I am being hunted in Grand Theft Auto 5, but I'm wearing a pain suit. That's right, boys. Every time I take damage, it's going to hurt in real life. Oh, I'm going to shoot you so bad. Wait, wait, come out here. Come out NO, NO, NO. WE'RE NOT TESTING. OKAY, WE'RE TESTING THIS. SERIOUSLY, I have to show you something over here. Come over here. I have to show you something. Come here. You're going to hurt me. I know. I just this rock over here, dude. What is that?
I think it's a brand new Ah, [screaming] STOP ME NOW. LISTEN, it is actually quite painful. So, we've come up with rules. THE HUNTERS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO USE flying vehicles. You can ONLY KILL ME WITH a pistol. Uh-huh. And you're only allowed to look at the map every 5 minutes. So, go into your settings. Turn off that map right now. A crap, dude. I keep forgetting how to do that. Go to uh settings. I'VE GOT A ONE MINUTE HEAD START. SEE YOU NEVER. BY THE WAY, I wait if I survive for 45 minutes starting now.
Oh crap, dude. Okay, YOU GUYS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE. STAY ON THE MOUNTAIN. OH, WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MOVE. WE'RE NOT You have to WAIT FOR 1 MINUTE. THAT'S the whole thing. I'm going to mute. Do I have a button to mute myself? Oh god, I haven't set up my Discord key binds. Oh god, I'm really Oh god, the time is mute already. I'm trying. I'm trying to steal that truck now. That truck is slow. What do you mean? We need a fast car, boys. Huggle Deafen. Okay, now we just have to wait for a good car to come by this one. Bro, you didn't even kill him. I missed. Okay, I AM VERY, VERY PREPARED. As you can tell, I didn't even set up my Discord keys yet. Okay, now the sun is rising. They have a 1 minute
wait. This is my only way to get out of here, bro. Also, if I crash this car, it will hurt me, so I do not want to do that. This paint suit is actually decently painful. Nap. Let's go. Let's get a car. We need a Okay, let me find one. I'm I'm the best shot in town. Oh my god. Oh, that's my car. That's my car, bro. That's my car. It's yellow. Are you yellow, Dab? I don't think so. No, no, no, no. This is my car. You better not say that you're yellow.
Hey, D. Wait, that is your car. Yeah, exactly. Get in. Oh, wait. I'm tripping. Sorry about that, D. I thought it was mine. I stole my color. Okay. Where do you think he's going to go? M probably going to head to a strip club first. He is jelly. Should we check? Yeah, let's check. Apart from the rules that I explained in the beginning of the video, I actually have three perks to use. When I say the word freeze, the hunters have to stand still for 1 minute. When I say the word
sabotage, THE HUNTERS HAVE TO GET OUTSIDE of their vehicles and blow it up. And finally, if I say the word recon, I can open my mini map just once and have a look where the hunters are. That's basically it. Easy, right? I have no idea what my strat is. Just get as far away as possible. I think now some of you IN THE COMMENTS RIGHT NOW MIGHT BE THINKING, "HEY, JELLY, get in the heli. The hunters aren't allowed to use any. So, you know, you'll be able to just hold it in the air and win." Well, that would be cheating because I also cannot use any flying vehicles. But also, like we can check the map every 5 minutes. Do you know when the time Oh, yeah. We can look at our phone. So when the timer says 05 wait how long is 5 minutes
that would that be 5 hours in the game? I'm not sure. I think it's like is it the seconds? It can't be the seconds, right? It is the seconds. Is it the seconds? Because then we can look. I mean like now like right now. Okay, let's look. Oh, he's in the highway. Oh, wait. Oh, he's over there towards us. Wait, he's coming towards us. Okay. You make sure you blindside him and I'll try to shoot him with my gun. All right.
Yeah. Let's do it. Okay. I don't think it's the seconds, by the way. That is way too quick. I think it's the minutes. It's got to be the minutes, but I think the minutes are the hours. Do you know what I mean? Kind of. Yeah. OH, WA NAP. WATCH OUT. MY BEST BET is to get an armored vehicle. I think I have one that I can buy or call in. Uh, but for that, I'm going to need to blow up my own personal car, which is THE ONE I'M USING OUT AS AN ESCAPE vehicle right now.
Wait, is that him? WHERE? WHAT? HOW THE HECK DID HE GET OVER HERE? WHAT THE HECK? HE'S RIGHT HERE. HE'S RIGHT HERE ON YOUR SIDE. ON YOUR RIGHT I'M SHOOTING AT HIM. OH, HE HAS A OH, he has a fast car. He has a really How DID YOU GET THERE ALREADY? WHAT THE HECK? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE LOOKED AT THE MAP. BY THE WAY, JELLY QUESTION. YES. IF YOU PULL UP YOUR PHONE, you see it says 0558. Are those the minutes that we're looking at? Because those look like seconds TO ME.
OH, NO, BRO. REAL LIFE MINUTES. YOU BLOODY CHEAT. OH GOSH. All right. How about this? We'll change it to so it's easier for you. Every uh every hour in the game. Every hour in the game. Yeah, I like that. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Let's go. All right. Every hour in the game. See you later, nerd. You're going to lose. All right. We're going to kill you. I'm going to touch you in game so you feel it in real life. So it's almost like me touching you in real life.
I don't even want to hear that. I muted him straight away. Okay. So, in the previous speedrunner versus Hunter video, we actually had a rule that we weren't allowed to stay in a vehicle for a certain amount of time, like maximum of 5 minutes. For this video, I've decided to get rid of that rule because I'M WEARING A PAIN SUIT, GUYS. LIKE, IT'S actually going to hurt. It's just he's wearing a heptic suit. So, if I tickle him on the butt in the game, do you think he feels it? Oh, I think he will. That's a good idea. That's what I want to do, bro. Okay, 30 more seconds and we can look at the map.
So, we're just going to hang around, I guess, for a little while and maybe lose the cops, dude. Actually, I'm going to call somebody. Who's the guy again? You call for it. Lester. Here we go. Thank you. I'm bad at GTA, dude. Okay. I can tell. Shut up. Okay. Can we look now? All right. We're good now. Uh, you can look in the 30 seconds. 30 seconds again. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Okay. I am currently in the middle of the highway. I think I'm going to wait here to see where my friends are. The time is ticking. Every minute survived is another minute closer to 45 minutes.
That's how long I need to survive for, basically. Okay. All right. 10 seconds, nap. 10 seconds. 10. Come on. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Oh my god. Five. Four. Three. Look. Look at him. Where is he? I don't see him. Do you? What? No, I don't. What the hell? Wait, what? Where would he be? Nap. I wish I could use like spike traps or something, but I don't have them. What I can do though? H I can register as a boss. And I think I can put like a bounty on them. That's
technically allowed. Hey, just saying. Let's see. Management. Hire. Are they here? Oh my god. I thought they were here, bro. I thought they were here. Management style friendly fire on VIP work. Oh goodness. What is this? Drop bull shark. Drop ammo. Drop armor. Oh, this is great. Oh, this is just fantastic. Yes, please. Thank you. Thank you very mucho. Oh, I see him. He's near the parachute thing. Okay. Soul wants that, I guess. And I can't see. I don't have the mini map.
Oh my god. Yeah. And I can't either, I think. Am I allowed to stay on the map? He doesn't say any limit. The time Oh, I see him now. I see him. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. Take turn right. Left. I don't know. The right, I think. Yeah. Now you're left turn right. Uh-huh. And then you turn. No, not now. Okay. Right here. Right. Uh-huh. And then continue forward for a little while. And then left. Oh my god. Now. N. You missed it. You absolute ball run.
You missed it. I don't know if that was cheating, but I think it's fine. Uh, How else were we going to find him, guys? We suck at GTA. WHERE YOU GOING NOW? YOU SURE? He's down there. He's down there somewhere, I think. Right. So, down here. Who is it? That's Jelly. Yeah. Yeah, that's Jelly. He's right there. I'm not allowed to look at the map so much, bro. You need to stop making me cheat. Hey, I'm not making you cheat. Okay. Where is he? Jelly. WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY? THIS IS TOO EASY, BRO. I'm just waiting here. Yo, what did I just call in? Where did
they go? Is this a car I just called in? THIS IS AN ARMORED VEHICLE, BOYS. OH YEAH. OH YEAH, WE'RE GETTING THAT. OH. OH, LOOK AT THIS THING. BULLETPROOF. WOOHOO. OKAY. IT'S KIND OF SLOW THOUGH, not going to lie. It's a little on the slow side. It's a little on the It said he registered as a CEO. What does that mean? I mean, we can look at the map technically in 10 seconds again. So, you do it because I was definitely cheating. Okay. Yeah. Let's I'm going to do it. You do it and try to behave. All right. It's this jelly. Okay, look at the map now. Mapnap.
Yo, you guys are so bad. I have been just standing still. Boys, where are you? Oh, I see you. Wait, you see him? I feel like he's under the like the bridge maybe. Well, we are under the bridge. By the way, guys, remember all about my perks. Okay, if I say Oh, no. No, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO. OH, THERE HE IS. Shoot him. Get him. Pop his tire. THERE'S THREE WORDS I CAN USE AND THE MOMENT I SAY THEM, YOU HAVE TO OBEY BY THEM. THEY'RE BIRDS.
I CAN ONLY USE THEM ONCE, THOUGH. Don't worry about that. Hey, by the way, my vehicle is armored, so good luck shooting it. Try to shoot your tires out, idiot. I think they're bulletproof. At least I would hope so. Are they? Yeah, definitely. Stop shooting me. Oh, yeah. My windows are also bulletproof. Uh, are you sure? Uh, SURE. UH, SEVEN. NO, I JUST SAID SABOTAGE. YOU NOW HAVE TO GET OUTSIDE YOUR VEHICLE AND BLOW IT UP. SORRY, GUYS. USE MY FIRST PERK.
WE HAVE TO BLOW IT UP. WHY [screaming] THE HECK ARE MY WHY THE HECK ARE MY WINDOWS NOT BULLETPROOF? NAP. WE HAVE TO BLOW UP. THIS IS NOT GOING TO PLAN. Ow. Yo, you're actually killed. Now I blow the thing up. Sorry. I really wanted to do that honestly. Like that was purely on purpose and I'm so sorry, but I had to do it. But all right, I'm calling a mechanic. I need like an insurgent or something. Some wheels.
Uh, slam van. What is the slam van? Oh, there you go. Insurgent. We're calling in the insurgent. Where is it? I can't use my map to find it. Oh, there. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick, quick. Before they come. AH, I'VE GOT THE I GOT THE POLICE AFTER ME. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. LESTER. NAP. YEAH, I can't help you. Open up the map and find me. It's fine. Okay, I'm going to get in the cop's car. No, it's okay. They will let you.
Lester is not picking up anymore. I have to die. Nap, I have to die. DON'T DIE. WORLD. NO. You saw that? Yeah, I did. Crater also died. Okay, this thing is bulletproof, right? Right. I think we're going to go drive back and we're going to try and find these guys. Ah, that brick was great, boys. Really like helped me out there. I'm lost, Jelly. I'm lost. Oh, great. Yeah, we don't know where each we Oh my god. Can we look at the map to fight each other?
I mean, only every hour, right? That's what we uh said. Okay. Well, we can look at the map now because I haven't done it in a long time. So, let me Oh, you're right here now. Uh oh my god, BRO. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM, JENNY? WHAT THE HELL? OH, THIS is so good. Jelly's cheating. What? It's not cheating, bro. Nap. I think Jelly's cheating. What do you think? I think HE'S BOYS. [clears throat] OH, that actually hurt a little bit. I thought it would only hurt when I got punched, but hey, when I crashed into Nap's car, that was semi painful. Hey,
we're Hey, can we use any gun? No, we're only allowed to use a pistol, bro. Oh my god. All right. Yo, I got us a bike, though. I think that's going to be quicker, maybe. Let me see if I can pick you up. All right. I don't care about looking at the map right now. I'm at the hospital right now. Where's that? Am I close to you? Oh, I'm going to die. Okay, I still have two perks to use. Uh, these are going to be some good perks, boys. I don't think I'm going to need the map one. Oh my god, Nap just keeps dying. These are the worst players in the world.
Easy dub for jelly. Easy dub for jelly boys. Okay. Yeah, we're about to come. Here we go. I'm Get on my bike, bro. You sure? Okay. Is it a one-seater or a two-seater? I think it's two seated. Hell yeah, dude. See, this is Please don't crash. All right. Now, you direct me towards Delhi. All right. Okay. Can I look at a map now? Sure. Do it. All right. Okay. I'm looking at maps. Oh my god. He's at the casino. Near the Where do I go?
You know, uh, go. Am I going the right way? No. Go backwards. I think I hear them coming. Bro, are you guys the cops? Is that you? We're not the cops. Y I mean, are you in a police vehicle? It took us forever to find each other, just so you know. We're We're not even on your tail yet. Oh, okay. We have to go. We have to get out of the highway. Get off the highway. You guys are really bad at this. This is making it really easy for me.
12 me and you were lost again. Also, Jimmy, we are cheating and you have to be okay with it. What the heck? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NONE OF US KNOW OUR DIRECTIONS in this stupid game. You're looking at the map consistently. Well, right now. Yeah. No, no, no. To find my location or to help find each other. Well, both. But telly, if you want to be chased at all in this video, you're going to have to allow it. Fine, bro. Fine. I'll make it easier for you.
Headless chicken. You guys are literally the DUMBEST I'M NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING. YOU GUYS [screaming] ARE DYING. THIS IS AMAZING. I hate you, bro. He's a terrible driver. NO, THAT COP CUT ME OFF. N Oh my god. I'm going to go buy jelly on my own. HOW ABOUT THAT, D? I'm going to go slide jelly on my goddamn own. Nap, where are you? Car. Get in. Oh, hey. I kind of like it. This is good. Yeah, how do I get in? I don't have access to it.
Give me a second. Let me nap. Trying. I'm trying. My I want another CEO. Is he bad? He's really bad. Why do I need to join you? To join to get in just join you AS A CEO, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. On your phone. On the phone. As an email. WHAT [screaming] DO I CHECK THE TRIANGLE? THE TRIANGLE. BOTTOM CORNER. All right. Bottom. There you go. Oh my god. I'm now a member of napnap. How lame. All right. Let's find jelly. This is the worst I've hate this We hope you're very happy, sir. I see. Uh I just called in my tank, guys. There's just one issue. I have no idea where it is. Did it spawn over here somewhere? Or is it like at a drop
off point? I Where's my tank? I just called in a tank. Okay, recon. I'm using the mini map. Where's my tank? Oh my god, it's here, bro. I could have just known. Where are Crater and Nap? I might as well use this opportunity to find them. We need to find him stat. He's okay us cheating. So, let's just go full ham now. Otherwise, we don't have a chance. Nap. Yeah. Let's do it. Where is he? I don't see him on the na on the map. So confusing that your name is Nap and I talk about a map.
You don't see him in the map. Find him and check. Yes, I do see him. Okay, find him. Go find him. You're blind. Oh, he's over there. Is he blotting? No, flying is illegal. Well, I thought maybe it was legal to you cuz you're special. No, no, no. It's illegal for me, too. Don't worry about it. Then I could just float in a heli, bro. They have no idea what's coming for them, man. They have no idea what's coming for them. They have absolutely no idea. Oh my god.
Is this a bit OP? I mean, it might be, but wait, what's going on there? Is that them? Bro, there's a crashing plane over there. All right, let's defend the tunnel. Let's defend the Where is he now? Where is he? Do you see? Look at the map. Yes. Look at the map. It's so easy. Okay. Jesus. All right. Straight ahead. How about Oh, yeah. He's in there. He's in the pocket. He's in the parking lot. This? Yeah. Nap. And you dare call me a bad driver? Okay. I think he's he's at the race course. He's at the race cost. He's racing around the race car course. That's probably one of his missions. He has to do like a race. All right. Now,
if we just sneak out here. Oh, my bad. Sorry. And we try to attack him while he's racing. That's what we got to do. Oh, I see him. Oh, he's he's just standing still. Where is he? Oh, hell no. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. We're going to defend the tunnel. Wait, maybe we're going to hide on top of the tunnel, bro. We're going to get back. JESUS CHRIST. Get back. HE'S GOING TO ATTACK. RUN. WAIT, am I being shot at? Uh, guys, seriously. Seriously, you don't even come with a vehicle, boys. Run.
Wait, I have an idea. I'm trying to fight HIM WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER. NO, PISTOLS ONLY, YOU DUMMY. I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T FIGHT A TANK WITH A PISTOL. HERE, HOLD ON. Oh crap. I got a I got an idea here. Uh-oh. Where did you go? I died. No, but where's Jelly? He's out. I know. The tank is too OP, BRO. Is literally go loading it, bro. Oh my lord. You guys can call in a tank. Actually, no explosives. Yes, we can. Yes. We can. Yes, we can. Let's do it.
What about a helicopter? Maybe. No flying, bro. Yeah. No. Also, it was pistol only actually. Just saying. But yeah, we are using only pistol, bro. You were literally shooting a rocket launcher. I don't remember that. Hey, the rules are meant to be broken. Am I right, boys? Hell yeah, dude. Now, let's go kill this little guy. Go drive to the right down here and then straight ahead. That's where he is. He's waiting for us now. I think he waiting for us. That's okay, though.
We should be coming up on a tank here shortly. There he is. Oh my god. Wait, that's not you guys? SERIOUSLY? ON A BIKE? YOU GUYS WANT TO BE EVEN MORE EXPOSED? Oh my god. [screaming] Okay, my tank's actually smoking. I got to go. Yes. All right, now we actually need to catch up to him, bro. Uh, we need a car. AH, LEAVE YOUR VEHICLE, SIR. WAIT, WAIT, there's fast cars here. It doesn't matter. He's in a tank. They're slow.
UH-OH. OH, NO. COPS. HE'S THIS WAY. AH. [screaming] AH, I'M STRESSING. COME ON. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. This is ahead here. Straight ahead. This is our only shot, man. I'm stressing. I'm We need a slow tank. This is the only chance we'll get to. Oh my god. I'm actually going to die because of cops, dude. Seriously. Ah. Oh my god. Where the hell is he? Do you see him now? Yeah, he's right here. Wait, where is he? Where did he go? Where is he? WHERE'S LESTER? OH, HE'S UP THERE. He's the mountain.
The mountain. The Is he on a hill shooting down? BRO, YOU'VE GOT LIKE HELICOPTERS AND EVERYTHING AFTER YOU, JILLY. SORRY, GUYS. I JUST KIND OF IN A LITTLE BIT OF A PREDICAMENT RIGHT NOW. THE COPS ARE GETTING ME. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, BRO? I'M GET HIM NOW. I'LL GET HIM. I MEAN, CRATER, you're you're kind of shooting against the Okay. OKAY. WAIT. I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING. Get up. Come on. Tell you're in a lot of trouble, dude. You better I actually like am. Where are you?
I'M FIGHTING THE COPS NOW. ARE THE COPS ON ME? ARE THE RIGHT NOW? NO. OH, HE'S IN A COPS. I NEED TO GET IN MY CAR. WHERE IS MY CAR? OH MY GOD. Okay, Jelly. I don't know how you're going to get yourself out of this mess right now. This is bad. What are you going to do? I see his car. I think this is tough. This is bad. This is really bad. This is really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
Bro, you summoned like the whole army on us, bro. Uh, yeah, I know. Why did YOU GET AN ATTACK? OH, YES. Where are you? ME? I THINK I'M on a I'm on like a mountain or something. Are you in the car? Yeah, I'm in a car on a mountain right now. I'm removing my bounty level. No, no, no. Oh. Oh, JELLY'S DOWN THERE. OH MY GOODNESS. THAT WAS SO SCARY, BRO. MY DECK WAS ABOUT TO BLOW UP. OH, I think I see youhead. That's you, dude.
You can't be mine, dude. Hey, there's a bounty on you, Craner. That's pretty cool. Hey, was that you jerk? You absolute little What did he do? What? No, you put a bounty on my head, right? No, I didn't actually. But see, I'm I'm out. Oh, this was so stressful, bro. Oh, the tank was great, bro. Dang, that almost blew up. All right, let's call the mechanic again. So, I called in that slam dunk caller. That was nothing good, bro. That was nothing good. Insurgent pickup custom. Okay, I'll bring it by. Where is it? I got stuff to do. Where is it? I called IT IN. OH MY GOD. YES.
YES. OKAY, let me look at the map real quick. Yes, please. Now, tell me where to go. Keep going straight. He's in the highway. Where is he going? I know we're new to knowing each other, but I feel like we have a good synergy going right now, buddy. We do. Is he stopped somewhere around here? No. Keep going straight. Oh crap. Where? He's in a car. Which car? An armored car. Oh my lord. Oh my goodness. This is genius. Let's wait for them. OH CRAP.
WHAT'S THAT? WHY IS IT HELLO. What the hell is that? Craner, do you have anything cool like that or something? Um, I guess I can try to God damn. Is that a mountain lion? I guess I can try to call a car in you want me to try? Yeah. Do it. Okay. Who do I call again for my cars? Is it the mechanic? Yes. Oh, no. I'm calling Merryweather. That's probably not No, don't call Merryweather, brother. Useless. Okay. All right. Mechanic. There we go. Let me see what I have. I probably don't have anything good though, Nap anymore. I got to be honest.
Hey, Neap. HOW YOU DOING? AH, DODGE. Help me, please. Oh, you got in THE CAR. WHOA. OW. WHAT THE HECK? CALM DOWN. RUN. I DON'T HAVE TIRES. ALL RIGHT. I CALLED HIM. Oh my god. I'm getting him. YES. OH, WE GOT HIM. YES, WE DID IT. YES. [screaming] COME ON. We did it. Oh, yeah. I was playing around too much. Getting Don for day. Don't you dare. All right. You guys won absolutely nothing though.
Yeah. No, I win 200 memberships. Remember it was a double or nothing. No, it's not. That wasn't this video. No, that was also I get the membership. I'm so I challenge you TO ANOTHER SPEED RUNNER JELLY, but this time you put money on the table. All right, the next speedrunner $1,000 cash. All right, if the viewers want to see that, I guess. All right, press like. fell off.
