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YO, WHAT'S UP BOYS AND GIRLS? IT'S YOUR BOY FGTV DADDY JOINED BY MY WHOLE FAMILY. SAY WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL. WHAT'S UP? THAT WAS MY FAMILY. AND WE GOT A SPECIAL GUEST NAMED CRUZ. WHAT'S GOOD, CRUZ? What's up, guys? Guys, today we are playing Among Us. And as you can see, all of our names are like a little funky. And the only way we can address each other is with these names. So, no colors, just these names. All right. I got you. I got you, bro. You get it. I was you, bro. Oh, I get it. Wait, guys. What does imposter mean? So, if you actually spelling it wrong, it's I'm a poster.
Stop being corny. No, Cruz approves of my jokes, bro. Bro, that was actually really funny. STOP THE CAP. WAIT, I forgot how to do this. Cruz. Cruz, come here. Come Who? I don't I Who? It wasn't me. If these things over here shoot, that means I'm not imposter. Everyone just do their task. Like, actually do your task and we can win without anyone getting killed. Wait, guys. I'M DOING WEAPONS and you're shooting dinosaurs. Wasn't me is clear, BRO. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU speak English. Who is Wasn't me.
What? Wait, it was wasn't me. Wait, it was you or wasn't you? No, it wasn't. Yo, y'all need to take English classes. WAIT, DID ANYBODY WHO IS THIS? LEAVE ME ALONE. HEY, definitely you. No. It was definitely you. Who is you? It's not me. Uh, GUYS, REPORT THE BODY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HAS THERE BEEN A MURDER? WAIT, WHAT? WAIT. OH, what are you doing? You your good little Gucci. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW, BUDDY? WHOA. OH NO. All right. Tell us, Sean.
I DON'T WANT TO SAY SOMETHING SO BAD. IT WAS NOT ME. I swear. It was you. YOU WAS BEING WEIRD. WHAT? IT WAS YOU, BRO. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. OKAY. CAN WE LOCK IN? It was in cafeteria. Sean killed him. Me? WHAT? NO. OKAY. SORRY. Wasn't me. WHERE WAS CAFETERIA? WAIT, WHAT? WHERE WAS CAFETERIA? WHERE WAS THE BODY? IT was in cafeteria. Yo, Cruz, why are you muted? I'm dead. I can't. And guys, that was Cruz. Oh my god, I'm so confused. I'm skipping vote. I'm sorry.
I'm voting for definitely you. Who voted for definitely you? Definitely you. It was definitely you. It was definitely you, bro. It was, bro. It was you. Wait, who is no one? Oh my gosh. Okay, can we just get our task done? Hey. Missed it by that much. Wait, who's you, bro? Who is you, bro? It wasn't me. It's definitely you. What? Are you, bro? No, I'm me, bro.
Guys, I just want to let you know that like my task has been done, bro. The boy. Yo, this kind of sucks. Why you keep finding him, dog? It was above lower engine. So, was it definitely you? It was. It was you. You, bro? No, it was you. What did I do? I saw you. No, IT WAS DEFINITELY YOU. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I saw definitely you walk down and then Chase died. I saw you walking.
No, but did you definitely see you? I definitely saw you. I'm voting you. I'm voting definitely you. I'll vote definitely you. No, I'm voting you, bro. Wait, who is that? Wait, I'm you, bro. Wait, wait, who? WAIT, WHO IS THAT? DEFINITELY YOU. YES, I GET IT. YOU GUYS ARE TOO BIG OF YAPPERS. LIKE, Cruz is literally suffocating trying to speak. Yeah. What if we killed you with our ridiculous loud noises? No, trust me. I'm used to it. Okay, everybody go back to lobby. We're going to change names and then we're going to play again. All right.
What are these names? Oh my gosh, man. This is going to be so hard. We should pay homage to the early 2000s and call it the I like that when you do that, right? The cuz y'all are too young. Mommy gets me, baby. Do you get me? I get you, bro. I get you. See, Cruz knows. Yeah. But is there or is it like there? Stop. Yo, even the game told me to shush. Oh, wait. It's the weird map. I hate this map, bro. Someone clear me right now because I'm getting scanned. Wait, let me check.
Yo, wait. Whoa. Where? That was really sus. Yo, there. Oh, heck no. Yo, why did you do re way there? Yo, I am right where there is. Why is this taking so long, guys? Come on, bro. Do reactor. No, but I'm right where there is. Right near where he is. What? Wait, wait, hold on. Where? You're not off the hook right now. Rare. Which? Where? THE ONE RIGHT BY ME. WHERE? The one that I'm following. You didn't do medbay. It didn't go on. Bro, who is this guy with the cheese on his forehead chasing me? Bro,
why am I locked in? Yo, CHILL. Dead body. Wait, where? There was actually a dead body. Wait, where was where? What was where was the body? YEAH, I KNOW. I WAS THE BODY, IT WAS IN THE tunnel thing. Where was WHERE THE HALLWAY? THE HALLWAY. SO WHERE FOUND? WHERE? Where was the other where? DAMNATION. YEAH, I'm voting there. I'm sorry, guys. Which there? Wait, which there? Oh, so where just voted there? Yeah, sorry. There. Wait, if where voted there, then there should vote where? Oh my gosh, bro. Holy tongue twister.
I'm voting there. Like they are. I'm voting booty. Wait, why? Wait, WHY DID WE VOTE THEIR HOUSE OUT? I don't I think we all just voted randomly. OH MY GOD. WAIT, WHAT? YOU GUYS ARE SO WE ARE SO GOOD. THAT WAS YOU. YOU GUYS can't do that. Hey, can I say one thing and then everyone listen to it? Yeah. Okay. I thought it had to be anamas. It's okay when no one answers me. I don't really need to be answered. Dude, stop yapping.
Wait, I've never seen this before. I've actually never played this one ever. Yes, you guys have. But true story, I never cursed in front of my kids until they watched TikTok and they heard cursing and then I thought, "Too late." Like, what are you even talking about? Like, where did that even come from, bro? Now, once in a while, I say crap. What? body? Guys, I know Mike well and I just want to say he self-reports a lot. Bro, what? Got bro has not played Among Us with me in 5 years. Where? Reported where? Who's where? Where is dead? Who is where?
You're where? Wait, were you on the top of the map or under? Oh, wait. Under where? Guys, there's 15 seconds left. I don't know. No one was next to the body. I'm voting strong cuz he said he was in communications. That's right. By storage. HOW WAS THAT NEXT TO STORAGE? ARE YOU STUPID? WAIT, don't say the sword. Good job, guys. HE'S NOT THE IMPOSTER. HE WAS NEXT TO ME WITH THE PIPES. BRO, ACTUALLY, CHILL OUT. You're talking too much. Should I mute my mic so Cruz doesn't die again?
No, I'm just dead. Ghost don't talk. All right. Well, then I'll just shut my mouth cuz no one appreciates my vocal range. But, bro, you're just yapping so much. I thought that's what YouTubers do. Oh, I WO. I APPRECIATE IT. HOLY GLAZE, CRUZ. You know what's so crazy is that usually when I'm the imposttor, you guys figure it out right away and it's taking you so long this time. Hey. Oh, I'm going fishing. Anything but doing tasks. What is he doing right now, bro? Is fishing, bro? Y'all need to actually do your task.
Okay, I did all mine my t Oh, no, I didn't. Oh, you thought you did and then you found out there was more. Wait, why do they keep giving me more? Because just when you think there's no more, there's always more. That's what my aunt Mimi says. She's probably going to watch this video. I love her, so I hope she does. Hi, Aunt Mimi. Shout out to you. YES. LET'S GO. I SELF-REPORTED. Then Chase instantly takes me out, bro. Like with his voice. But he didn't really get me, though. Wait, I'm the one that I survived. What are YOU TALKING ABOUT, BRO?
WAIT, there's only five people. There's Wait, we're missing somebody. Got me. Wait, let's just play really quick. I won. Dude, this is the FIRST TIME I WON AS IMPOSTER. Can you guys say good job, duds? Good job, duds. I don't care. Okay. No, I'm calling my mom real quick because I'm going to prove y'all wrong. Please, mom. Hi. You're on in front of the whole world. Can you tell me, are you proud of me that I won as the imposttor? Of course I am. THANK YOU, MOM. LOVE YOU. BYE. I TOLD YOU GUYS. NOW WHAT? PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME, BOYS. I STAY STANDING ON BUSINESS.
I KNOW HOW TO CALM HIM DOWN. IT'S FINE. Is that the butt cracker in my butt? You know what that boy Chase was doing? Sticking crackers in his butt crack and then dropping them on the floor. He was doing squats. He was holding them with his butt cheeks. Aka butt crackers. No, thank you. We're going to change names one more time. Okay. Why don't we just all swap the names around? Wait, should I change my name to the big shriek? Oh my god, guys. Look at Lex's skin. Wait, that's actually Lex's skin. Lex, we love you. We miss you. Guys, I just want to let y'all know I'm going to be really chill this round.
Thank you. Just kidding. I know you mean it. Yo, Cruz, chill. Don't diss my dad, bro. No, it was a Yo, it was a prank. It was What the? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHO WAS THAT? Nah, bro. Who's dead already, bro? Who killed Wait, who is that? Sean. Wait, what? It's Sean. The yellow one. I saw a yellow person. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT. THEY'RE FALLING FOR the plan. Let's go. Wait, I think so. That's the person who I saw.
I got to get Lex out next cuz he's the only one that's going to know. I'm so confused, bro. Guys, just let me know who to vote for cuz I just got to fold my breath. Wait, babe. Can I watch you fold your breath? Wow, you're so beautiful with that, babe. I saw Shawn walking away from the body, I'm pretty sure. Wait, but why would Shawn kill Shawn? Oh, look at her. She's so sanitary with her gloves on. Bro, why is mommy making bread? Wait, Lex is in the Illuminati. Mike, how do you know? Because on her screen, her left eye is hidden.
Bro, lock in. Who do I vote for? Sean. Wait, why are we voting yellow? Sean, wait. Why did you guys vote me? BECAUSE YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? WA! Lex is sus. Lex is sus, bro. No. I TOLD Y'ALL SHE'S in the Illuminati. Oh, no. There's a shape shifter. That's why. That's it. I'm going to find out for sure. Hello. Hi, Lex. It's Dad. Hi, Dad. It's what? I love you, Lex. Now, listen. I have to tell you something. This is in front of the whole world, but we have a question for you. Okay.
Oh, scared. Don't be too scared unless your answer is negatively going to impact our family for the rest of our lives. Are you in the Illuminati? Yes or no? Wait, guys. Guys, what are we doing? Fix the lights. right, I'm calling emergency. Clear. No, no, no, no, no, no. Wait. Dead body. Guys, you died. I'm dead. I didn't know this. Wait. Vote Cruz if Cruz is an event. Wait, it's Chase. Wait, guys. Cuz I was I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Oh my god. Jesus. Is that you? Wait, Lex. Is it Lex? NO, NO, NO. IT'S Chase because I was Wait, who's Chase? I voted Lex. Oh, so you're the imposter. Yo, Cruz, vote Lex. All right, I'm voting LEX because I trust Chase. Bye-bye, Illuminati. Good job losing. Good job. What? Baby, stop talking every 5 seconds. Chase, it was you. Cruz is Chase. NO. CHASE, YOU LITERALLY SAW ME UNSHIFT. NO. WAIT. WHAT?
BRO, what is this chat? Look at this. I just got a sack of bread in my hands, bro. Guys, names are in Discord. The big shrink out now. Michael. That is so creative, buddy. Guys. Wait. What happened? Wait. My voice set off the glass break. Of course it did. Cuz you're so freaking loud, bro. The neighbors called the cops. That's how loud you're screaming. Just want to say I'm offended by this because first of all, it's not over. Second of all, I wasn't singing. AND THIRD, I'M NOT A FAT LADY. SO, HOW CAN I BREAK THE GLASS? PLEASE QUIET DOWN BEFORE we actually get another call, BRO.
This is exactly how my family is, bro. It's okay. Wait, Cruz, you might be my other son. Hey yo. Hey yo, I DON'T KNOW CRUZ'S MOM. CHILL. STOP. Why do you guys hate me a lot, bro? You're actually just too loud. It's like over stimulating. Guess what? Discord mute. Is he actually Is he sad? No. Put your headphones back on. Guys, now I feel bad. Oh my gosh. Bro, bro has a piece of tape across his mouth. Guys, line up and make a sentence. Does I actually need you to promote a little bit here, GUYS. LINE UP AND MAKE A
SENTENCE. BUY A BIG SHRINK OUT NOW. ALL RIGHT, CHASE, can you rip the tape off of his mouth? All right, crew. That's clever. Why are there so many new maps now? Why? Wait, it's so quiet. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Chase, rip the tape off his mouth. Duds, I command you to speak now. Yo, I think Big is the imposter. WHAT DID I DO, BRO? BRUCE just hates me, bro. Guys, if I die, it's crew. Wa! Okay, if I die, it's Big. I don't think any of us can find the comm's room. short for communications. Oh my gosh.
Okay, it's Shrink. Okay, he was just standing by the dead body doing absolutely nothing. I don't know who Shrink is, BUT IT IS DEFINITELY YO, WHO is Shrink, bro? Oh, it's Daddy. It's definitely him. No way. Are we voting Shrink? Yeah, bro. Actually, take the tape off. Good job, guys. Shrink was Wait, WHO WAS IT? NO, IT'S BY Whoa. Give me, bro. I think it's Sean. I'm not going to lie. I'm dead. Whoa. Oh my. Oh my gosh. No. PLEASE DON'T.
DANG IT. MIKE, you suck. I'm the best impostor. Mike, you suck. How are you kind of fast? All right, Cruz. Thank you so much for playing with us, bro. Okay, see you guys. You can talk, please. I Now I want you to talk. Oh, now you love me. All right, guys. This is the last round. Who is Shrink? Buy the big shrink now. SHOW HIM THE BOOK, DAD. GIVE IT UP FOR the big shrink. SHOW HIM THE BOOK. That's Is he Does he have tape on again?
Nope. He's just choosing not to talk this time. Everybody, you heard it here first. Buy the big shrink now in any store wherever books are sold. All right. I don't want to see anything. Ooh, what is this? Oh, we're at the OG map. Duds, I'm sorry if I bursted your bubble. I want you to talk. It's fine. People sometimes hurt my feeling like the third grade bully. What are you saying right now? Here, how about this? This is a great opportunity for you to be inspirational and explain why you shouldn't let what people say offend affect you.
Okay. Well, first is that the third grade bully didn't like my ear and now my family doesn't like my mouth. I HAVE ALMOST NO BODY PARTS LEFT. You said you have no body parts left. Wait, who's the what? Finish your statement. Oh my gosh, I hate this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What just happened? MY SCREEN JUST TURNED OFF. WAIT, REALLY? YEAH, because mommy slammed the table and we have bad HDMI cords. Whoa. Don't Guys, don't do that. Oh my gosh, we're cooked. Guys, someone fixed the thing, GUYS. GO INTO ADMIN.
OH, DEAD BODY. WAIT, WAIT. DO I TYPE IT IN FIRST OR DO THE DEAD BODY? DEAD BODY. WAIT, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE ORDER IT IS. TYPE IT IN. DEAD. How do you report? report. Bye. So, shrink is daddy. But wait a second. It's big. Why is it me? As soon as the thing went off, you stopped and you turned on the uh seeing sus lately. Did you see him do it? I was on cameras and I saw him. I don't think you saw him face. I don't know. I didn't see anything, so I'm skipping. I never have paid attention this whole game.
Daddy. Where was it? It's where I had to turn off the CO2 thing. Okay. Sean, just refer to him as his real name. Vince. No. Shrink Intel. Venomous flows that get you. THEY CALL ME INTEL. VENOMOUS flows that get you. I put you in a spell and then my belt going to hit you. Elastic. I snap it. Daddy chill. Bro, you should be like a rapper or something. Or Nitro. Yo, Little Nitro. So, my name started off as Nitro and then it turned to Hurricane Nitro. Why Hurricane? Because it's kind of like my flows be taking people by storm. OH, OKAY. YEAH.
Shrink killed um Shrink killed the Who's Shrink? No, there's not. No, I'm I'm Shrink. No, it's not Daddy. Trust me, Sean. We're the ONLY ONES LEFT. CHASE IS DADDY. Why is it me? Cuz Chase was in Cam's THE WHOLE ENTIRE ROUND. You saw him? Definitely. I know. I know why. Cuz shrink is now big. Huh? GET OUT. DADDY, CAN you vote, please? Wait, vote Shrink. Vote me. Yeah, vote Shrink. All right. Bet. Wait, bro. Wait. YOU CAN VOTE YOURSELF. I WAS I'M ALREADY TOAST.
BRO, Y'ALL ARE CORNY, BRO. I can never win a an imposttor unless I unless y'all quit. Yes, we got him. FGVERS. THAT'S RIGHT. FGTV'S BACK. SEAN SAID IT. SEAN SAID WE MAKING A big comeback, guys. I posted on Instagram and everyone's so excited. Mike, she ruined the plan. We were waiting for a reveal. Just so you know, we're recording this February 24th. This is probably out about a month after we recorded this. So, everybody, thank you SO MUCH FOR WATCHING THIS VIDEO. YEAH, EVERYBODY. Wherever books are sold is where you can get this awesome book.
It's out now. So, make sure you go cop it. Thank you so much for watching. Like and subscribe. We'll see you in the next video. Guys, I love you guys. You've stuck it out for a year till we waited to post. Just I want to say thanks for your patience. I took a little break cuz some fake cat fronting. What? Hey yo, you bugging coming through. I'm mean mugging. That's something. You don't know nothing.
