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Oh man, this game looks so cool. This is such a cool style to this one. It's 1997. You're seven years old. Will Smith is on the screen. What game do you buy? Final Fantasy 7 or Dragon Quest 7? Seven out of 10 gamers chose Actually, 10 out of 10 gamers chose Final Fantasy 7. So, it doesn't matter what you picked. Duncas, is that you? It's time for bad young man up that ladder with you. No, no, Mom. I break all the pots in the house and all the barrels. It's the most important day of the year in Piltchard Bay. High guard is coming out today. Take this to your father, will you?
Piltrred sandwich. This is kind of like Final Fantasy 7. Five gold coins. It's all downhill from here. I just get the fish crackers. Boom. Game beats itself at this point. Hey, it's me, the ocean. This water graphics is really good for this Dragon Quest. If you can see what I am talking about. When the ocean tells me something, I have to listen. You know, Duncas, your father and other fishermen are real heroes. I say this every year, but I wish I'd married a fisherman when I had the chance.
Not this green guy. He's only level three. Oh, who's who lives in here? The king of the castle? Man, look at the bananas on this Dragon Quest. Look at the little soup in the pot with a little steam coming off of the soup on this Dragon Quest. Look at the light peeking in through the window onto the cabbages inside of a crate on this Dragon Quest, man. Look at the little fancy little teacups on top of the Dragon Quest, man. Hey, he didn't even pet that cat. He only pretended to pet that cat. I'm Dragon Quest. You just lost your biggest fan. I'm switching to Final Fantasy 4.
Chew. God, that's no good. A sailor should be saying aoy, not a chew. I am a disgrace to sailors everywhere. That's true. 50 gold coins. I can get so many crackers with this. [bell] more. He's eating all my crackers. I see you hiding behind there. You ain't slick like the water graphics. Young man, as reward for finding her, I've got a pile of potatoes that need peeling. Let me ask you something, young Duncas. Do you have any idea what I'm going through? Yeah. A you just seen it po. I know all the grown-ups say there's nothing out there except more ocean, but they're lying to us and I know it. This
game is like 300 hours long. This dude is trying to scam me. If fishcrackers get restore 10 HP for $5 more, it restores 10 HP still. What kind of scam are you trying to run on me, green guy? You're a disgrace to green guys everywhere. Like these guys. I got fish. It's some leftover fish bits. Give them to the king. What a slog that was. That was like 1 second of gameplay. Hey Duncas, how's it going? You know, I ran into your uncle the other day. Well, I say I ran into him. I had to actually chase him out of my garden when I found him learing at my
wife through a window. Every single person on this island hates my uncle. I don't like to bring it up, but Pike owes us half of yours rent. He's completely about What do you think? Looks like a piece of rubble, doesn't it? That's a piece of cheese. That's what I thought at first as well. From the fungus, you can see that this is a 17-year-old piece of Swiss cheese. Not that it's important right now, of course. No, most people come to this channel to hear me talk about Swiss cheese. The book says there's a place called the Shrine of Awakening. Hopefully the guards won't twig that I've scarpered. If you scarper in a dream, you better
wake up at the shrine of awakening and tell me what that word means. There comes a time in every man's life where he has to upgrade from the stick to the bamboo stick. Get a load of my new money pouch. Pretty snazzy, huh? Apparently, it's got this special magic cast on it that means it fills itself back up every time you spend all the money in it. And do you know the best part? It only cost me 300 gold coins. Can you believe Pike sold it to me so cheap? Oh no. Is my uncle tricked him on this? Oh no. Maybe money's just not important to him. My own uncle is asking me for money so that I can progress in the game right now.
This is outrageous. I say these flower graphics are phenomenal. I am sure that Prince Kefir has his reasons for absconding so suddenly. No, he didn't abscond. He scarzled. What was the word? Scarped. Now, you're going to look me in the eye, and I'm going to ask you something very important. What game is better, Final Fantasy 7 or Dragon Quest 7? Say Dragon Quest 7. Tell me the truth. Be real, you guys. Even if they make Pokémon games for another 300 years, they're never going to look this good.
Welcome to the forbidden place. I thought this place was forbidden. Tada! Behold the Sunstone Ring. It's been in my family for yonks. How many weeks are in a yonk? There's something waiting for me here. Something that will change my life. My destiny. Oh, my uncle stole this kid's candy. My uncle's trying to steal the treasure from me now. This uncle sucks, man. This is the Duncus has been pickpocketed by his own uncle. That's the worst uncle ever. If the uncle joins my party, I'm moving this game over Final Fantasy 7.
Blue guy [screaming] back. [groaning] Monsters? You call those monsters? Those are incredible monsters. What are you talking about? I don't like this one bit. If you don't like it, go play Final Fantasy 4. Eggplant man. Oh. Oh, that's Woolbergine. Of course, I haven't felt this big on a mini map since Dynasty Warriors Origins. Would you look at the state of me beautiful vegetable patch? What's the world coming to? I mean, look at the size of that hole dug right in the middle there.
He's right. That is a big hole, but not as big as this dog. This dog is probably bigger than the final boss. We're doomed. Doomed, I tell you. You're just laying down on a blanket. There's an awful lot we can learn from trees. Wouldn't you agree? Oh, we said, And that's why you got to go for this one over the Final Fantasy. If a character gets attacked a lot, they'll get worked up like Final Fantasy 7.
Everybody was kung fu fighting. Thank god I'm bamboo. Thank god my uncle didn't take it. I hate you. Except for Wberine. Take that. He was too busy being dead. They didn't stand a chance. Yes, they did. That was really hard. I'm actually really good for fighting. Too many we lose. Those licks were fast as lightning. That lightning was fast as lightning. Oh, Marabel's passion for being the mayor allows her to exploit enemy weaknesses. Nowam I'm going from strength to strength.
You're going from west to east. Actually, everybody. Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody was lips. The lips are defeated. Mouse flaps. Half mouse, half bee. 33 damage on a mouse be 60 damage on a golem. Take that. Easy peasy. That wasn't easy. This is the hardest game ever made. I'm just really good. They didn't stand a chance. Yes, he did. A wizard cats. No, no, no, no, no. That's We don't beat that. Well, how did I ever beat magician?
He's unkillable. Boss, they're here. What are you talking about? You're the boss. He can even spin around. Everybody was spin. This is one of the darker Dragon Quest games. [screaming] Foreign speech. [screaming] foreign. Hi
