Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag Revisited With Humor and Glitches

Yo, ho, yo, ho, Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag re-synced. My name is video game Ezio and I'm the biggest Assassin's Creed fan in the world. Does that make you mad, Sony? Black Flag is everybody's favorite Assassin's Creed, but not me. Every Assassin's Creed is my favorite. I love the Benedict Arnold DLC for Assassin's Creed 3. I love the Atlantis scenario they did. I love Assassin's Creed mobile that has a bluey in it, I think. I love Identity, that's where the series found its identity. I love Assassin's Creed Chronicles: China. I love Assassin's Creed. I love Creed the movie. I love the Assassin's Creed movie equally.

Now, I've never played this one. Does the boat sink in the original version? Oh, it does. So, it sinks in that one and this one. So, I guess you could say it re-sinks. I love lineage. Um, I love Today, we're celebrating 4 years of the Assassin's Creed franchise. So, in honor of Assassin's Creed 4, I'm only going to tell two jokes this video in honor of Assassin's Creed 2. All right. No more than two. Promise me. I promise on my favorite title. Beautiful sun rays from the rage graphics in this intro section. That's what we like to see. A beautiful greens, a lot of green on the screen, that's

what we like to do. I'm loving this area right now. I love Assassin's Creed Identity leaderboard event. Oh, look at the wiggle on the arms when he gets wet. He actually doesn't like to get wet. That's interesting. That's This character would not be a good fit for Assassin's Creed Pirates where you're in the water the whole damn game. Now, can I hit this little thing with my sword? Oh, no. Okay. Oh, all right. Now, I don't know about this, Edward. I don't know what you're doing here. That's not that nice.

Can you still trade shrimp with rival factions like in the Benedict Arnold DLC? Grab your treasure, Assassin's Creed 4. Yeah, nice. 16 reals. 36 reals. These guys are dead, for reals. Break into that door, Edward. Oh, come on, Edward. If this was Donkey Kong, you would have leveled that whole thing by now. Look at that. Okay. He jumps so high in this one. Look at this. He do that. That's that pirate magic. Yeah, look at He's like the Mario of pirates.

Press triangle to synchronize. Don't you mean press triangle to resynchronize? I love the heritage collection. I love that. I'm already battling Duncan Walpole from Assassin's Creed 2 Twitter assassination experience powered by Verizon Wireless. Put down your Walpole. Oh, I see why people like this one now. Wait, you're not even a true Assassin's Creed in this one. You're just a pirate pretending to be an assassin. Mr. Walpole, let's collect your reward. I don't know, you guys. This one is kind of like morally dubious. Usually you're the good guy. That's why I love these games.

I got the glass cube. Legend says it's even stronger than Gabe's cube. It can run Assassin's Creed 3 at a stable 30 FPS. Increíble. Why are we doing to the death when our true enemy lies between us? He's the turtle. Try this. Now, if he tries that and he doesn't like it, can you get a refund? Can you ride a turtle in the battle? Wait, what? What was that? By God's grace, sir, you saved me. That's not true. You saved your own self, but I think it might have been a glitch though.

How do you unlock the Angry Birds theme song from this one? Don't make me chase you into the harbor. But first, I got to feed this chicken. I've seen drunken sailors with more manners than you lot. Kill and loot the pickpocket. I'm closer to heel, said bird. Don't say that to the chicken. Oh, wait, he's talking to the pickpocket. Tackle him. Yeah, I love Madden 2000, degree of Madden DLC. Oh, I just interrupted my own attack to kill that guy. Oh, I'm good in this one.

Did you catch that rogue? I. And I've played Assassin's Creed Rogue. It's amazing. The only weird thing about that one is instead of resyncing it, they remastered it. I want to push this guy into water. Push him in the water, Assassin's Creed. Come on, push him in. Follow the magic page, Assassin's Creed. Didn't you go lately have this? Oh, new song unlocked, Bill O'Reilly. Nice. Oh, look at that. He knocked all the stuff off the ledge. Okay. Wait, there's treasure in here.

A new song. Use lift. What's this? Oh, oh, that's pretty cool. New song, new song, Bully in the Alley. New song unlocked. Pipi in the alley. Is this a new song, Bill O'Reilly? Everybody's peeing in this game. Get that song. This game is about unlocking songs. I disagree. I believe the Da Vinci disappearance was actually one of the stronger DLCs. Cool off a few shots if you like. Get a feel for it. I have a friend in England you may like to meet, Julian.

James Puckle. He's working on something It's high noon. Wonderful. You're a crack shot, Duncan. As good with a pistol as with your wrist blade, I imagine. Duncan. Where are your wrist blades? Duncan, me boy, where are your chickens? I've never seen an assassin so ill-equipped. Duncan, will you indulge us with a demonstration of your techniques? Sure. Well, the council entrusted me with the task of looking Wait, it lets you pickpocket them during the little cutscene.

Our precursors once called this observatory. See here. Yeah, I'm going to pickpocket this guy. and commit them to memory. They tell a very old and important story. You pushed that guy. I'll help you. I got no ammo. Sorry. Mary had a little lamb. Get that. Pirates love that song. Oh, dead horse. My bad. Dead horse. Has your brain been catered to the famous hits? Yeah. How do you do? Your loss, mate. Let's see. So, these are the lyrics to dead horse.

This could be the key to my fortune. Ah, Duncan. Good morning, Duncan. Please, call me Duncan. Edward, hello Edward. Please, call me Duncan. He just called you Edward. He just called me Squidward. [snorts] Here's a picture of Squidward for you guys to look at. I am told your surname is Roberts. Yeah, Edward's Roberts, Squidward's. Oh, no. Is every main character from the Assassin's Creed franchise here to kill us?

Eduardo, Ezio, Altair, Evie, Enrique. Their names always start with the letter E. All right, check this out. And Checkers. Won't take long to win at this rate. Good move. Nice take. Got you now. I can't even see the left side of the board anymore. That doesn't improve matters. I got you figured out. Got me there. Nice take. Game, I have like 10 kings. You're losing. See? I got him. I'll give you that one.

My victory is almost certain. It's night time now. The sun is coming up. I have a mind to run. I won. Well contested. 1600 money. That's like one crate's worth of money. God sink me for this pittance. Don't you mean God resink me for this pittance? Grab that tree. Oh, idiot. Come, have a drink. How about a shot? You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking you're drinking. I am the sneakiest of pirates. Sneaky guy. Wee.

Pirates are known for their excellent stealth. Wee, what's happening to my shirt? Wait, what's going on? Oh, that guy there, he died. This is such a faithful resync of the original game. It even has the same glitches as the old one. Oh, this guy is big. He's a big guy. Oh, he's got a Oh, oh, he's got a big axe. What if I just shoot him now? I'm going to shoot him. That just kills him. Hello, captain.

Lay aboard, lads. Save your singing for Davy Jones, you jackanapes. Yeah, start singing dead horse, you jackanapes. All right, I'm going to steer us right through the tornadoes. You guys better start singing dead horse right now. Should have been singing dead horse, you jackanapes. I feel like these pirates have never even experienced quite a gaming like I have. This time, I'm going to drive us away from the tornado. I am smarter than many pirates. Can you recruit this guy to be one of your pirates?

Something mauled these men. Yeah, so I wanted to recruit him. Shut up. Sing dead horse. Damn it. Give me another one, lads. Do Bill O'Reilly. What is I don't know what that means. You'll find more men in the town square if they haven't already been hanged. Pet the cat, man. Pet the dang cat. That's not how you pet a cat. Whatever you're doing, that's not how you pet a cat. Cat Island is infamous for its monkey.

Why is there a cat on Cat Island? Oh, my pirates will love this song. This will make them so happy if I get this one. Oh, drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor? Haul him below, Randy. [__] sing a new song. I think this game marks a new turning point for Ubisoft as a company, right? I've only had 600 bucks so far. That's really good for Assassin's Creed. All right, all right, fine, fine. It's been like more than 600 bucks, but they're not that bad, okay? Can we at least admit this is better than Samson game?

I thought Samson did have Tingle Island. Move me into position, laddies, so that I may reduce the morale of the schooner's crew. [__] they're just killing them reduces morale. Everybody stand by the red barrel. We win. Woah, that guy I am Captain Hornigold, and this is my crew. We're sailors like yourselves, but quite unalike in our purpose. This ship is like sinking while this is going on. Yet no harm shall befall any man so long as he remains at ease.

The camera is underwater. Anyone speak English? Inglés? Little bit. Tell your friends we're stealing your goods. Lock them in the hold and take everything that isn't nailed down. But sir, the hold is underwater. I don't know what that means to play us out. What does that mean? To end the show? Yeah.