So, I had the idea about a week and a half ago to react to funny Tik Tok comments. I know when I'm on Tik Tok and YouTube shorts, most of my time is in the comments section reading the ridiculous crap you guys say. So, let's do this. We got a bunch of Tik Toks here. Let's go through these and see what the comments say. The longer you don't pee, the longer you pee. Okay. No one can use you if you're useless. Okay. No food but hungry. Eat water and chew. To fool your mind is to fool the food. What? Okay, that's the Tik Tok video. Let's see what the comments say. With great power comes great electric bill.
An empty browser history reveals more than a full one. Good point. At the end of the day, it is night. Face your problem. Unless your problem is your faith. You don't wash your hands. Your hands are washing each other. You're just watching them. Oh my gosh. The more you live, the less you live. A, that's sad. If someone else could do it, then why me? Oh gosh, this is going to be a good video. One day a blind man said, "I will see one day." Everybody laughed except the deaf person.
Oh boy, these are going to be interesting comments. All right, week's over. Brought tears to my pen. Why is the dude got a violin in his crack? Oh no. Never gip on your dreams. Keep sleeping. I'm death. This is so stupid. This is the dumbest video I've ever done. I'll come back to this one. This one's interesting. Unstoppable force versus immovable object. Day one of telling people I have Alzheimer's. Day 517 of telling Alzheimer's guy that it's not day one.
It's counting down the weeks. Maybe one day he'll finally listen. Oh no. What are the comments? How he remembers to do this every day eight of focusing on myself after she left me. A poor guy. Oh, that's sad. Ah. Hey. These comments are going to be brutal, aren't they? This is going to be a brutal comment section, bro. Um, why is Plankton chiseling? Why is he I don't This is so stupid. These comment sections are brutal. Is there life after death? Jump this fence and find out. That's a What is that? A Rottweiler? I'm crying. Folk wouldn't hurt a pickle. Bro's chilling. like now you good homie you can hang out here comments are going to be brutal aren't they bro wondering about the same thing
he hosting the discussion it's not a threat it's a philosophical question asked by the dog over here little guy I mean this dog is deep in thought about life after death he's the one who asked the question bro wants to know is there life after death somebody tell the dog that's a good one okay what do we Something's off. Gatorade. Okay. What am I missing? The comments are going to tell me what I'm missing. Oh, why is this one all cloudy? This one. These are all cloudy and this one's not. This one's pee. And the cap's off. Oh, this one's pee. The comments are going to be terrible. One has the graphics to max. Wait, what? Oh, no. Free refill.
Ah, bro. Recycled it. Oh gosh. Natural flavor. Why is it warm? the open lid. Oh, no. Gosh, that was disgusting. All right. Well, oh, this is one of my real estate videos. No. All right, so we heard you. You guys said on our last paint video at the north side upgraded, north side of Houston. You didn't really like this. This is my apartment complex, right? And we're renovating it. And I do videos showing you guys how we renovate this property on our channel, right? This channel here. These comments are brutal.
You guys are brutal. Okay. Something like this color. Oh my gosh. I asked you guys what color we should paint our apartment complex. You don't put a Minecraft picture of diamond Minecraft. This is a legitimate business. What is this? I'm not going to paint the apartment complex lucky blocks. I'm not going to do that. What is wrong with you people? Guys, you know, quick shout out. Do me a favor. Come follow us on Tik Tok. Track record assets. And we're also on YouTube. We started uploading on YouTube, you know. Shameless plug. All right. What is this? 30 million views.
Good god. How does this even I don't even know what he's saying, but how does this even happen? These comments are going to be insane. Oh boy. All right. Strap in, boys. This is going to be a good one. Ojo Rono. Why is the cat Why does the cat look like a human? You shouldn't park there. Did you try this? Bro gave him an example. What is gaslight? You know what it is? Oh, no. I do not. Yes, you do. I knew it. Gaslighting is a form of psychological manipulation where someone makes you question your own sanity,
memory, and perception of reality. In short, it's not just lying. It's lying to make you think you are the problem. Thank you, bro. I'm a pineapple. What is happening? What are Hello, Sebby boy. It's time. Is that enough internet for today? What is this? Why don't they build a bridge? I don't think South Korea is that close to the United Kingdom. Okay, these comments are going to be ridiculous. Because you already built it. Good point. I have three questions. Yep, I have a lot of questions, too. This app genuinely turning into Tik Tok, bro.
What? Why not? Yep, that makes sense. Bridge from the sun to Earth. Yep. I'll see what I can do. Nobody noticed his house. His house is in North Korea. Great. Interesting. 9.1 million views. Is that a toy spider? Oh gosh, what is bro doing? Bro, you did it to yourself. Oh no, these comments. Y I got some news for you, homie. The kid. Why is your donkey in his brain? Oh no, another one of these. If your enemy can predict your next move, then don't move. When you pee, you do not always poo, but when you poo, you always pee. If you don't have a strategy, the enemy can't counter it. All right. What are these comments? I learned a lot from my mistakes, so I decided to make more mistakes to learn more.
1.1 million views. What the heck? Is this what you guys watch on a daily basis? What are the comments? The rules. Mind sweeper with an AK-47 and paratroopers. Yep. All right, that makes sense. I have a fever in the hospital right now and I think I'm losing my mind. What is this? All right, my brain is fried. Bro bought the battle pass. I mean, dude is decked out. This is a normal looking pigeon. Look at him. This is a shiny Pokemon. I guarantee the comments are going to bring up a shiny Pokemon. Guaranteed, dude. That's literally from Fortnite. That's insane. Got Valentine skin. Bro is a shiny. Called it. Pigeon battle pass before GTA 6. Facts. Robot color change for 49 Robux. Level 100 skin. A pigeon. Who wants a followback? Me. Uh,
what else we got? Pay to wing. Why? 6.5 million. What is this? Sometimes some things might not be more than meets the eye. The world is full of tricksters, thieves, and deceptions. Do not be made a fool that look nothing like the other cans. That looks nothing like it. That's not even remotely close. Don't let other people's talents deceive you. Stay safe today. Watch your back. Bro got me. These comments are going to be insane, aren't they? Hold up. I'm getting a call. The heart so bright. It's It's a heart.
Sinking town X tongur. Why is she holding a capy bar? Oh boy. Strap in, boys. Never ever touch a cigarette. She does have a good voice. You are the emperor. Talent in the hands of a jester. Oh, your triple T slideshow is about to be immaculate. Beautiful. Well done. What is the horse? 17 mill. Oh my god, bro. Oh, hell no. Yeah, man. Yep. There goes my ears. Type vid that gets two likes or 2 million. Yep, that makes sense. Straight noise pollution.
Hello, new friend. Good gosh. It's like my old lucky block. Dave, back at it again. 1.6 million views. Little bro mad for no reason. Why is he so mad? Jeez. I mean, bro is mad, mad. 51 million views. I just got all my hair cut off. This is what I asked for. Yeah. Why would you want that though? That doesn't fit the shape of your six head. Okay, these comments are going to be awful. 5 million likes, 57,000 comments. Lay low for a while. Oh no. She gave you exactly what you wanted just a couple months early.
Oh no. That not a Bob. That's a Robert. Oh no, she gave you something to look forward to. What does your hairdresser do for work? What are you even grabbing? Call the police immediately. It's French. Will you wear wigs? In 2 to 3 months, it would be perfect. I've never seen someone pre-order a hair. Oh no. Oh, that's terrible. I'm surprised there are no like five head comments. You asked for a terrible haircut. The hairdresser just took it to the next level. Girl, I don't know. Walk faster so people won't notice. Oh, that's terrible. All right, let's see
what the dogs are doing. All bark, no bite. A dog. At this point, they both get scared. Even the pitbull. I usually don't get lunch that early that easily. Even big dog surprised. Why the f would you actually open the door? It's messed up. Tell him we're good, bro. Tell him. This one's 3.9 million views. You listen to any FNAF fan song. Chat GPT. Show me. Is this We're in the Farlands. I'm sorry. We're in the Farlands. Tik Tok trailer.
Yep, pretty much. This one escaped Instagram. Yeah. Now I'm done. I'm done with the internet today. I am I'm I'm actually I don't want to be in Tik Tok Farlands. I'm done with the internet today. Guys, listen. If you want me to do this again in five more Tik Tok comments, we got more videos here. Make sure you hit the like button, hit the subscribe button. I'll leave you out. We'll we'll leave this one play for you on the way out. And that sums it up. And that sums it