Why Everyone Seems Obsessed With You in This Minecraft Adventure

Why Everyone Seems Obsessed With You in This Minecraft Adventure

In this Minecraft adventure, players find themselves under a strange spell that makes everyone obsessed with them. They must navigate challenges, steal items, and outwit opponents while dealing with the effects of the obsession. The group works together to build a beacon and survive, but not without comedic mishaps and betrayals.

EVERYONE is OBSESSED with YOU! | Transcript:

Oh, look. A shooting star. Big wish. Uh-oh. It was Run. What the hecky was that? IAN, WHAT DID YOU DO? WHAT? THAT WASN'T ME. I WAS STEALING FROM THAT NOW. AND I HELPED. I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN. WAIT, it's on you. Wa. Does it hurt? See, hard eyes. BUT YOU HAVE THEM, TOO. WHAT? YEAH. WHAT ABOUT IT? NOTHING. UH, WAIT. What's going on? Is something happening to you? UH, we're under attack. What? Whoa.

Huh? Oh, hey. This guy kind of looks like me. Wait, there's something written on the statue here. Yeah, it says get our friends HAIR PRIZE. A STACK OF GOLD. Do they technically have hair? You know, like an item or uh, wait a minute. I have just a thing. Be right back. Well, I'm going to get mine first. Hey, hey, look. You don't want to let those guys win. Let me just buy it off you. Okay, look. I'll give you this photo of me. Okay, you can just blackmail me with it later or something, RIGHT? Good thing we stole it from now, huh?

YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. YOU GOT IT. 99. WAIT, hold still. Um, hold on. It's not GOING TO GO AROUND IT. OKAY. COME ON. LET'S JUST WE'LL BE WORKING. HEY, WAIT. COME BACK HERE. I HAVE A LOT MORE PICTURES. I WAS A REALLY UGLY BABY. What the Oh. Oh no. Darn it. Stay back. I still try to catch you. Uh oh. Wait. Your the thing is glowing. You're taking damage. What's happening? Uh. Whoa. Hey. Thanks. Appreciate it. No. Stop it. You're ruining everything. Yeah. Try running now. You think you can outsmart our friend here?

Well, yeah. I just did. I'm going to take your hair. Oh, you think that stupid little shield's going to stop me from getting your hair? No, but I will. Come on. Here you go. Fine. I'm going to take both of your hair. Ow. What the Whoa. I'll be back and I'll have your hair. Nice. Here, drink this. You might need it more than I do. There you go. All right. Hopefully, she won't be back anytime soon. But are you let me get your hair? Really? Awesome. Thanks. All right, there we go. Maybe they'll stop

all this madness going on here. Hey, I won. And I get enough gold to make a beacon. We could totally make one. I'll give you some, too. There we go. And regeneration. Everyone's going to love this. There they are. I told you she'd be home. Yeah. Hey, YOUR HAIR IS MINE. THAT game already finished. Oh my gosh. YOU WASTED ALL THAT GOLD ON A BEACON. IT'S NOT WASTED. It's for everyone. Duh. Nope. I'm going to have to take this away from you. Stop it. Get him. Don't you dare do that. I'm going to set this to the Why isn't it breaking?

Uh, wait. What's happening then? That parasite thing is glowing. Oh, so you have a little protector. I'm not scared. Whoa. Forget it. We should be. Look, they've already picked half. If we want to win, we got to get rid of her. I'm on it. Yeah. All right. Come here, mouth. weird way. Oh jeez. What the hell? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ALL RIGHT, I got it. Go. Put me down. Not that hair. Is it right behind you? The game's over with the hair. Oh, you're out of the range of the beacon. You can't kill me.

Can't beat us up with your muscles. What? WHOA. HEY, I'm alive. Uh, tied up, but uh, that worked. Um, mind helping me out a bit? Oh. Uh, thanks. Okie dokie. Huh? Let's go this way. Quick, get away from everyone. Uh, man, who knew getting your hair was going to make everyone like go bananas for real? Huh? Oh, that's glowing again. Uh, wait. Are you thinking something? Ah, it's back. Oh, okay. What does it do? Uh, wait. What is it with dropping these statues?

Oh jeez. THE WAY THEY LOVE ME. I'M SO WINNING THIS ONE. OH. WHOA. What happened? Oh, they're making me rush perfection. ALL RIGHT, let me go ahead and get rid of some of this stuff. Let's clear some of this stuff up. I WAS JUST GETTING started here. Oh, you got to speak up, Pierce. The explosions are TOO LOUD. AH, statue in there will be perfect. Wait, wait. Is that how other leg goes? I don't think that's right. Okay. Uh, hold still for a second. Stop moving. Hold still. STOP TRYING TO STEAL THIS FROM ME. GET OVER HERE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DANG IT.

YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME. I know just what you want. Wait, what are you do? Oh my gosh. Are you making a statue of me? Oh, you're here. So, do you like it or do you love it? Cuz I thought you might like something chill cuz you're a chill guy. What? Where you going? Do you hate it? A man, you totally hate it, don't you? Come on, give me another chance, please. Oh, this is going to look so good. Hey, I knew you'd know beauty when you see it. Watch this. Huh? See? Pretty good, huh? Oh, darn it. Fireworks. How could I forget fireworks? What were you thinking, KIMMY? HEY, COME CHECK THIS OUT. You're going to love it.

Probably not. All right. What do you think? It's a donation bin. People can offer things in here for you. Put something in there. It better be cool. Why me? Do it. I want to see what it does. Fine. Really? That's it? Or cheapo? Cheapo was an ember. And then C. NOW IT'S MINE FOREVER. WAIT A MINUTE. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT. SCIENCE. HEY. They don't like it. OH. A. IT'S MY TURN. I know what you want. You want something fun, like a water slide.

COME ON. Come over here. I want a water slide. Not now. TAKE IT OUT. COME ON. IT'S IT'S STILL WORK IN PROGRESS, but what I've done, it's going to be way bigger. And Oh, I'm out of time. Come on, Pigp. You know you love it. Yours is not even a monument. IT WAS MINE. WELL, MINE WAS WAY BETTER THAN YOUR stupid garden. No, THEY LIKED ME. WELL, I knew it. It was the fireworks, wasn't it? What? Uh-oh. I'VE GOT A GUN. DON'T HURT ME. OH, THEY'RE GOING after them. Cool.

GET DOWN. CAN'T BELIEVE this stupid thing won. That's not even TNT proof. OH, YEP. I knew it. Y. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU LUNATIC. OH, IS THIS WHAT YOU LIKE? UH-OH. WHAT THE OH. OH, NO. That's what you get? I like this dog. Hey. Hey, you. Yeah. What you looking for? Probably half now. She lowkey disappeared. Uh, are we not good enough for you? Huh? How about this? You like it? Shield your eyes. I can do anything you WANT ME TO. YEAH.

NO. THIS IS CHEATING. STOP IT, YOU handsome stud. Oh, too bad. Look how strong I am. Oh, no. Get your hands off me. Don't touch me. What you going TO DO, KIM? WHOA. OH, WAIT. HAVE YOU GOT TALLER? You look great. Hey, I'M SMALL BUT STRONG. HEY, YOU GOT THE BIGGEST MOUTH. Just shut up already. Oh, YOU THINK WE CAN PICK A YOU CAN DO A LOT WITH ONE OF THESE. I can't pick it up. Now it's just you and me, stud. Hey, what are you doing?

HEY, YOU. OKAY, I'M READY FOR you to apologize. Why? Because you picked the wrong monument. It's okay. I accept your apology. What? You're glowing. Oh, it's game time, isn't it? That thing is so freaky. When you're done with it, can I put IT ON MY FACE? I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT AS A YES. HEY, HEY, HEY, BLACKHEAD, what are you doing to them? Nothing. That thing just started doing it on its own. Uh, guys, what? Oh, wait. Is that how the game gets made? Maybe we should return it to them. Oh, let's make everyone hide.

What do they KEEP GETTING THE BIG STATUE? THAT THING ON YOUR HEAD. WANT TO GO HOME ALREADY? NOT UNTIL I WIN ONE OF THESE GAMES. Do you wish? Oh, wait. We have to steal something from someone else. Oh, half mouse that homie. EASY TARGET. LET'S GO. YEAH, LET'S DO IT. Let's see. OH, I CALL HER DIAMONDS. AND I KNOW WHERE SHE HIDES THEM. WELL, I'm going to grab the emeralds. WOO. WHOA. HEY. WHOA.

HEY. H. WHATEVER, MAN. I'm just going to go sip for Kim. What? Oh, no you're not. Get back here. Oh, come on, Pierce. I'll help you. Thanks. You think that hair dryer will stop me? What? Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you. That's kind of Uhoh. Ah, Pierce, I said get out of my house. Okay, but technically I'm outside of your house. Oh, why? I just want to take a peek. Come on. I'm trying. I don't want to give me.

Stop that. Man, this sucks. Huh? Oh my gosh. You found me. Be careful. This guy's intense. Um. Oo. Look for a key. Uh, maybe. Oh, he's smart. Uh. Oh, yeah. Got a whole block there, so be careful. Okay, nice. All right, come on. We got to find stuff. Uh, let's see. Um, let's see if anyone Oh, there they are. Half bow, too. Hey, I can't believe YOU KIDNAPPED ME. HEY, I'M GOING TO WIN. NO, NO, NO. LOOK WHAT I GOT. IT'S Pierce's favorite sheep. HEY, GILBERT.

THERE YOU ARE. IS THAT YOUR BEST? OH, WHATEVER. It's just a sheep, dummy. Now, this is way better. THERE YOU GO. WA. HEY, IT'S strongest explosive. Be careful with that. I was saving it for a special occasion. Explosive, huh? Oh, I got something explosive for you. It's kids crushless. Yes. How dare you? Oh, HE KICKED THE GAME. NOT THE PLAYER CAN. I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING. I was locked up. Neither did Zane. Yeah, neither did Uh, technically I stole a mouse. So, I got you Amau. And if you pick anyone else to win, then you don't like Amau.

Oh, that's a good point. Darn it, Zane. You got a brain. Pick me. Who are you going to pick? I KNEW IT. BUT WAIT, NOW that I think about it, how did you get out? Did Mr. FLUFFLES NOT DO HIS JOB? UM, HE and I are going TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. HE WAS BRIBED EASILY. UH, let's let them to that though. Yeah. Well, it's none of my business. Later, Pierce. Okay, we should figure out how to get that thing off you. I mean, driving everyone crazy. Wait, why are you taking damage? Are you okay? Uh, are you all right? Wait, what do you mean it's being weird?

That's the only option you could pick. Oh, yeah. We got to get that thing off of you. Um, FINALLY ANOTHER CHALLENGE. OH, THEY'RE COMING BACK. What does it GET REALLY GOOD AT DODGING THESE? UM, trying to kill them, you think? Come on. Okay. What does it say? Uh, let's see. Uh, alone time. What? Huh? There can only be one. Get back yours. They're mine. OH, COME ON. IT'S JUST I'M GOING TO GET YOU FIRST. COME HERE.

COME HERE, GUYS. GIVE HIM A BREAK. YEAH. SEE YOU, BOYS. Get over here, Cam. I'LL GIVE HIM AWAY. RUN. GO. It's a good thing I trapped the whole server. WHAT THE? RUN. Come on. Darn it. You think you're going to be Gibby? Gibby always finds a way. I see you. I hope you're ready for alone time. What? Hey, look. Come on. It's going to be fun. I have so much PLANNED FOR US. LOOK OUT. LOOK, GIRL. COME ON. I swear that wasn't me. Whoa.

What the heck? I GOT YOU. OH, WAIT. DID THEY NOT ALREADY DEFEND YOU? DID HE WIN? SHE'S RIGHT THERE, YOU NA. NO. WHAT? I'm not going to FALL FOR THAT. COME ON. THIS WAY. LOSING MY BESTIE. I'M GOING TO WIN. It's pretty far. You're going to need one of these. Let's go. Come on. Let's go this way. We can There's a retreat by the beach. We can lay over there and figure out how to get rid of that thing on your head. Maybe I can win this challenge. All righty. This is my home away from home. I like to go here whenever everyone's annoying me. So far, they haven't found it, but today might be the end of that if we're not careful. Okay,

so this is a game I used to Oh, do you want to play? All right, here. Grab you this mallet. There you go. All right, so let's start this and just pretend like they are bullies. That helps me. All right, over here. And then um get them. Perfect. There we go. Nice. Uh you just got to be alone with your thoughts, you know. Maybe. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah. I guess this counts as a long time. But uh still that thing on your head. Wait, look what I got. It's like a Here, I'll give it back. There you go. I bet everyone's so jealous. OH, WE ARE. OH, MAN. IT'S OVER. Now come here. HEY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WE CAN TALK.

DEAD. UM, OKAY. Let's hope there's nobody else. Uh, spoken too soon. Told you they didn't want you, PIERCE. THEY WANT ME. GET AWAY. TALK ABOUT THIS. Get away from viewer. My goodness. Okay, let's hope nobody else is peekaboo. How did you even do that, girl? I don't want to play wack ball. Stop it. Okie dokie. This place is absolutely compromised. Oh, so much for my retreat. It's fine. Let's get moving.

All right. I'm not going to show off my other retreats. I Wait, what is it doing? Wait, do you Wait, you don't have a choice? Oh, we got to get rid of that. Uh, what the Why is Okay, be careful. Hardcore is on. Uh, oh no, not the UFO. Watch out. MORE STATUES. I'M WINNING IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. HEY, HEY, HEY, WATCH IT. LIMIT the competition. This is going to get ugly really fast. Get back here, Zane. Yeah. Come on, Zane. It's Please don't. PLEASE DON'T DIE FIRST.

OH, DON'T YOU DIE. THAT'S ONE. ALL RIGHT. Come on. We got him. Did we? Hey, COME HERE. OH my gosh. Oh, that's hardcore. S's done. Oh, he's not coming back. Come on. We got to get rid of something. Maybe the crash site. Let's go. I got to hide. Oh no. Don't hurt Kimmy. I surrender. What the? We don't want to. What's going on? Yeah, right. Don't you lie to Kitty. I saw what it said. Eliminate everyone.

It's either you or me. And let me tell you, stay away. We just got to destroy the thing on their head. That's why we're here. Well, okay. I guess I'll trust you for now. Let's see. Wait a minute. Look. Wait. You're taking damage. Wait a minute. There's more of these little things. They're so cute. I like them. Okay. Wait a minute. It's like the cold. Kim, do you have that freezer thingy? Oh, yeah. Of course I do. Really? Good. We can use it to maybe freeze it all.

All right. Well, YOU OWE ME ONE. OH, THERE YOU ARE. NO. I'M WINNING THIS DAY. NO. Stop it. What? Okay. Well, if you want TO PLAY DIRTY, I CAN PLAY DIRTY, TOO. OH, HEY. Come on. That's enough. I'll just stay here while we fix this. Okay. Well, you're just going to leave me here? Yeah. Sorry. We got to have No, she's got to have more of those freezers around. She's way too paranoid to just have one. I know her. She's got backups on backups like she has potions. Like, I'm backup. All right, turn this on. Maybe this will help. It is a freezer. Perfect. All right, just let it hit you. Okay.

Okay, just hold still. See what happens. Uh maybe there's a potion here I can help you with. Hey, it didn't get off. It's confused. Get it. The obsession is over. Woo! All right, now things go back to normal. Oh. OMG. Kimmy is back. Hey, your heart eyes are gone, too. Nice. Ah, cool. Guess the game's over then. Yeah. Let's go check everyone else. Uh, hey guys. Going to win. I don't know if there are any winners today.

No. HOW COULD YOU? I WAS GOING TO WIN. YEAH. NO, YOU'RE TIED UP. Come on. WHAT? IT WAS PART OF MY PLAN. Let's send this thing back to space after you. Aw. Well, maybe a big boo will make the little baby feel better. Yeah, it would. Oh, it's serious. Right. Here goes nothing. SO, WHAT HAPPENED? CUTE. OH, THERE. WAIT, WHAT IS THAT THING? That doesn't look good. THERE WERE MORE OF THEM. ALL RIGHT, I WON YOUR GAME. YOU'RE MINE. OH MY GOSH, IAN. Oh jeez. UM, WELL, NOBLE SACRIFICE. RUN, RUN, RUN. EVERY KID FOR THEMSELVES.

I need to go build new retreats.

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