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It's Danny. Oh, I trust you. It's you, isn't it? No, she did kill me twice. Well, well, well. Whoa. This is a wanted poster. Who could this be? Wait. Whoa. Brother, who's that? Who is this? Wait, Jack, you're not the murderer, right? Here, spray on the floor again, Albert. I wouldn't even know how to spell murderer. Yeah, that's a divorced father of six. Oh, yeah. I RECOGNIZE HIM FROM THE it really was you, wasn't it?
It really was you, wasn't it? Really was you. Wasn't. Wasn't fuzzy. Wuzzy wasn't bear. Fuzzy had no hair. Jake, come take a dip. Dang, you really expanded this map. Dude, I have such a good plan for when we play. As soon as you spawn in, find a spot by yourself and then boom. Whoa. I was going to get an invisible avatar. Let's just do that the whole entire game. Let's see if this works. Visible. Let me see.
Uh, no. I'll be You'll be laugh Oh, [__] WHAT THE HAS HAPPENED? HELLO EVERYBODY. Me and my feathered friend are here to tell you that the new merch is out now on flimflip.shop RIGHT NOW. MERCH IS OUT NOW on flimfl.shop right now. DUDE, THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING, DUDE. NO, DUDE. THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING. THAT'S WHAT I WAS [screaming and crying] SAYING. OH, DUDE. THAT'S WHAT I WAS DUDE, THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYING. NO, DUDE. I WAS SAYING THE MERCH IS OUT RIGHT NOW. NO, DUDE. I accidentally switched accounts. Now I'm pregnant. So, if you kill me, you're you bear a heavy burden.
What was this look inspired by? I just I'm just curious. Well, I'm just straight up pregnant. So, and I think the daddy is over there trying to escape. You're going to be behind those bars. All right. I don't even care that it's a baby on the way. You need a floppy of a wave. Where am I to the professionals? Dude, my invisible glitch works. I'm just going to troll these people. I hate these people. This is how you be disappearing after I got pregnant.
This is how Jake be disappearing after I got pregnant. Who is doing all this, guys? What the heck? It worked. Also, I think Jake is Jake technically dead. I can't tell if he's actually dead or not. Albert, make sounds. Lur him over here and then GO INVISIBLE. OH, YEAH. [screaming] HELLO. Oh my god. I'm invisible glitching. Dude. Okay. Jake's doing the actual No clue where Albert went, bro. He disappeared into this wall. Oh my god. What? Yeah, I'm in there. [__] OH, WAIT. WAIT, WAIT. DON'T KILL ME. I have a baby. I have a baby on the way. I'm going to get the baby OUT OF YOU.
WAIT. GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE. WHAT? Where do you What am I losing my [panting] I got to get out of here? I got to get out of here. Where are you? Uses this every game. So freaking scared right now. Also, how do I throw the knife? Oh, you just I think you hold the button down. Where are you? Okay, I think I'm going to start playing fair now. Or I don't know. Should I start playing fair at all throughout this whole collab? I'll do anything to protect my baby. Okay, I'll let you live. Really? Yeah. Come on. Here. Come
grab the gun. Go ahead. Where's the gun? It's by Laugh and Jack and Speedy. I don't know. You sound too close to me. I'm too scared. Dude, are you invisible? Where are you? What am I supposed to do? Stop. Okay, wait. Let me get the gun. I did it. Hey, get out. Get out from under there. How did you shoot him? Fair and square. No way. You saved the day with that. But that was ours. That was insane.
I'm a super mom. Moms are all superheroes. I'm just going to straight up call Jake on Discord. Yo, dude. Do they not know I was invisible that whole time? No, they No, I don't know. And Jake just went to a separate join back. We got problems. OH, THEY JUST NOTICED we went to a separate call. That little cheater. No, we didn't. How about a cheater? Never cheat. Something bad's about. No, Jake was venting to me. Jake was There's no Alberta in this recording. We have a single mom who's carrying a tooth. Single mom with a mysterious father.
Alberta. Careful. Slipping on my stomach. You're going TO HURT YOUR BABY. Belly fluff. We need to get you some cigarettes. Quick. I think it's coming out. Guys, did your water break? Did you just made some Tylenol? How do I lay down? You can't. You're pregnant. If you're pregnant, it's harder to lay down, so you can't Well, I have to give birth somehow. Oh, do it standing. Standing breath. Okay, I'll straight up this thing out. I don't care. I got my arms up. I'm ready. Water burst. Do a water burst.
Water. Yeah. Very natural. OH, [screaming] it came out. OH MY GOSH, IT CAME OUT OF ME. The worst video ever. The baby came out. Look, it's me, mama. It's you. Mama, do you need milk? Sorry. Whoa. Oh, sorry about that. No, mother. I am fully grown now. I don't need you. You're all grown up. I grow up so fast. I'm such a good mommy. Oops. You're so good to me. I disappeared on your goofy ass.
What the hell happened? Mom, where'd you go? Son, remember our policies. We've detected language. What is that? What the HELL IS THAT? WHO IS THAT? AND WHY IS HE IN our group? Oh, I'm about to give birth again. I'm laying down for it this time. I'm going to straight up shoot this thing out of me. Bro, THAT'S [snorts] HOW WE GET IT. [screaming] DID I SHOOT YOU, BRO? YES. Don't put your head in the way of my bullet. You couldn't see me over that belly.
You must give a pregnant woman her space at all times. And give up your seat as well. I shot myself. Me, too. Couldn't live without you, bro. He had to go. Danny tried to jump in front of the bullet to save my baby. Who? Me? Are you pregnant again, too? I'm Lynn. My name's Len now. Just keeps happening over and over. I'm the newest pregnant lady in town. Is he the father of this one, too? I think he might be. There's a few options here. But the real question is, who wants to be the dad that stepped up?
I think it's my boy Mayonnaise over there. My boy mayonnaise. I like that guy. Old school type of guy. You're a real old school type of guy. You would take care of this thing, right? You're not going to hit me with a rock or something, right? so masculine. I did that. The body hair. You're oozing with testosterone. What the Oh, I'm rewinding. You're going to talk backwards. You need to like rewind your speech as well.
God, that's actually Let's get out of here. You're going to give my caveman boyfriend a heart attack. Don't shoot me. I'm carrying. I'm I thought you gave birth already. I'm new girl. [snorts] I'm a new girl. I mean, the killer's in there. Are you the killer? Are you the Okay, Kaylor, you want to step up to the plate? What the? They're wiggling. He's doing splits on it. YEAH. [screaming] WHO IS HE? WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. Don't do it. NO, NO, NO. I'm not. I want no part in any of this.
You got two in the chamber. Don't do it. You have too much to lose. Okay, you're right. He's right. I do have too much to lose. There's no way I could save the day. I need my husband to Dude, that was my guy. Don't do it. No, I'm not even looking. I'm doing some work over here or something. You should be on maternity leave. I could take you away from all this. Uh, is there anyone to help me? Help. [screaming] HE'S GOT ME HOSTAGE. WHATEVER. I'M SO hormonal right now. This sucks. Yeah, that's why I can't let you have that gun.
I'm losing my mind from these hormones. I'M LOSING MY MIND. WHERE ARE YOU, Oh my god. Pick me up. Are you the baby? I'm the baby. Uppies. You're the baby. I'm the baby. I need some me some bop in it. All right, guys. No more of that stuff. It's me. [snorts] Wait, you're the murderer, Adam. It's me. You're the murderer. This is going to end. I promise. I'll kill. You're pretty shy for a murderer. Don't do it. He would never do that.
He's shy. I'm too shy to kill anyone. He's shy. I don't know. Shoot me. RUN. [screaming] You did it. You saved me. Who else do I got in here? Whoa. What the What is that? I hate you, Spongebob. Spongebob, I'm shaking with rage. Spongebob, the mouth. What? I'm meowing. Yeah. Wait, what is wrong? I'm going to play my clarinet. This is what cost Roblox like 80 billion. All right. Where did Spongebob go?
Squidward, why aren't you at the Krusty Krab? Spongebob? The Krusty Krab? The mouth. Where's Spongebob? I haven't seen Spongebob. Tell us where he is. Tell us. I'm on his side. I hope. Spongebob. That was awfully close. Patrick, where's Spongebob? I know one of you has him. Where is he? Dude, this is the most secret thing in the whole world. What would you like to order? Can I have what? I don't have all day.
[__] you, Patrick. You're not I'm muted. I hate you so much that I won't even speak anymore for 5 minutes. Oh my god. Oh my. Can you see my chat? Danny, you freaky for that. I'm the least gamer. Speak up ground. I don't remember Gamer Corn. I hate noobs. My grandson loves you. Is your grandson a noob? Yeah, I hate noobs. I'M GOING TO NO, YOU JUST GAVE him a heart attack, dude. Oh my gosh. I just the grandfather OF A NOOB.
Oil or boil. Am I right or am I right? He cheating. Junk boats are nil. I hate noobs. Oiler boil. Hate noobs. Danny's freaky. All right, next round. Kill Danny and Danny, why are you walking around kind of freaky style? I know. I saw that, too. All right, you ruined it. I'm kidding. You show and tail. Five minutes. Five minutes of fun. Five Uh, yeah. I don't have any I don't have anything cool for this account.
I got nothing. Hey, it's all right. You're You should be a product of what you do, not who you are. Um, thank you. We're all born different in I have these emotes. I have these emotes on this account. This is my best account yet. Wow. You look like the handsome version of Adam. Hello. Yeah, Jesse, wait until I get my invisible account back. It wasn't super invisible. What do you mean? The squid didn't see it. Did you see it?
Oh. Oh, yeah. He didn't see it. That's the thing. What do you mean the pool? Uh, just you wait. You mad? That's an angry bird, right? Mad enough to kill someone. GET THAT DOG. OH MY GOD. JAKE, WATCH OUT. HUH? GREAT. Now I lost the dog. Hey. And there. OH MY GOD. I ALMOST JUST SHOT YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU were already dead. All right. Who else is sick of this thing? Oh, sorry. The group voted. They were sick of you. They were sick of that bit.
Whatever, I guess. No, I get it. Cuz I got a bit. No, it's fine. Just No, I need to be bigger. I need to be bigger and I want to just sleep and it be like, "Oh, you didn't play Azure Flute. You didn't play a flute to go." It didn't work. Whoa. What are you? I hate you, Patrick. Guys, a little bit of announcement. My next character, Leah Ash, I can't become because her hair is off sale. So, that was going to be my next bet. So, I was going to do that bit, but I couldn't find the outfit. Finally got you. So, awkward. I hate Patrick. That's something that's a fun fact about me. Get over here, Patrick.
Why, dude? This isn't working. Stand still. Patty. Oh. Oh, it worked. I saved the day. I got a measly [clears throat] warning for that one. But it was Don't Don't leave the game, Patrick. The Roblox website is down, so you won't be able to go back. Roblox is going to be down from October 31st to November 3rd. I'm not Squidward. I'm CreekCraft, I think. Okay, guys. This website can't be reached. I hate you, Patrick. Please, Patrick. In three seconds, something's going to happen to you.
Wait, that was pretty good. Oh my god, this is a workout. Holy crapy crab. Crusty crab. That was a legendary save, Patrick. Good save. I like my little my nose coming out of the ground approaching your behind. That actually makes that makes it scarier. [snorts] I'm going to smell it. Patrick, don't make me My nose is getting close. Patrick, [snorts] someone kill it. I'm going to smell it. Are we the only two in this lobby? Are we the sheriff and murderer?
I don't think so. Wait, are you the murderer? Is that what you're saying? Yes. Yes, Patty. Just get it over with. Come on. All right. Well, I'm going to do it. And I'm Squidward. Just do it. I can't look. Just do it, Squidward. Wait. I heard one of us is the murderer, but I don't know which one it is. I'm out of here. Where'd he go? Hello. Come over here. Oh. Oh, dang. Hey, you bumped into me now. Come over here. Where is he?
Alvis. I'm a Squidward. Oh, well that's just not odd. Already come on THE Come back. thinks it's all games. Can you see my voice chat bubble? It's not games. Whatever. Hello, Alberta. Oh, Albert. Must be my imagination. I guess I'll be on my way. Okay. Jack is 100% the murderer, right? Oh, you good? Why are you so shaky? You got like Are you cold? I have the Suds. Don't get close. I have the sun. Oh. Okay.
Glitch through this or something. Jake was the murderer. He was just sitting by the gun like a bomb. Wait, what? Okay, Danny. I actually like this one. Whoa. Mystery user. Whoa. Check this out. OH, NO. WAIT, I [screaming] DIED. OH, he died. No, I saw your death. That was gruesome. No, you didn't. I did. You can't swim. No, I turned into a jet ski and I flew away. What is this cheat engine? Wa d we had the worst map for this. I slid off the edge and died immediately.
I was about to ask if that's what happened. No, I mean I turned into a jet ski and fled. Wow. And one. Did it work? Oh my god. Oh, I'm sorry. Ooh, I'm sorry. I don't PLAY ANYMORE. NO. I don't play anymore. He disappeared. Problem. Piggy, piggy, piggy. I'm going to get you. I wrote you. GET OUT OF MY WAY. [screaming] EVEN SCARIER than piggy. Oh no. I can't GET UP THE LADDER. I LET ME.
WAIT. Give him a boost. Give him a I've turned a new leaf. I'm actually on the good SIDE NOW. SHE'S GOT A GUN. I GUESS THAT REALLY BOOST ME UP. YOU BIG NOTHING. [screaming] [snorts] WELL, GUYS, there's Murder Mystery 2 and their summer update.
