A World Where Every Child Is Drafted Into the Military

SWIGGY! YES? FIRE SHOWY! BUT SHOWY IS MY BEST FRIEND. SO LONG BFF. FIRE HIM NOW! YES, OFFICER TEACHER. FIRE SHOWY! IT WAS JUST A DREAM. GOOD. GET OUT OF THE CAR ON THREE. 1 [screaming] 2 UH-OH, MAN. MOVE LIKE A SLOTH. DO A THOUSAND PUSH-UPS NOW. BUT NO BUTS! NOW! OKAY.

TOO EASY. WHAT? [screaming] BREAKFAST TIME. LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT. MORNING FRIDGE. LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT. REQUEST FOR FOOD, OFFICER MOM. YAY! YIKES. NOW, MARCH TO SCHOOL. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY BREAKFAST? Eat while marching. You need to work out to be like grandma. Left, right. So [screaming] right. ATTENTION! MORNING, OFFICER [screaming] TEACHER. MORNING, OFFICER TEACHER. LOUDER! MORNING, [screaming] OFFICER TEACHER!

HAND OVER YOUR HOMEWORK NOW! OFFICER TEACHER, I DIDN'T DO MINE. WHAT? TAKE THIS. CADENCE, NOW I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO RELOAD. SORRY, I'M LATE. WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? I STEPPED ON POOP, OFFICER TEACHER. STAND THERE AND BECOME THE TARGET. [screaming] SMARTY, FIRE AT HIM NOW. THIS POOP NO CAP. WE CANNOT shoot our own friend. Feels like deja vu. Do it now. YOU ARE TOO WEAK. [screaming] SMARTY, CLEAN AND TIE HER FOOT NOW.

ROGER, Officer Teacher. Wait. Where's this toothbrush? Okay. Strategy time. All right, soldiers. If the enemies enter our territory, what should we do? WE RUN. NO, WE NEED TO DEFEND. BETTY. STOP LAUGHING AND CLEAN THE FLOOR, TOO. YES, TEACHER. WHERE'S THIS DUMBBELL TOOTHBRUSH? [screaming] WOOHOO, BETTY! TRAINING TIME. [screaming] ONE, TWO, cha. This is easy. I practice my whole life for this. Me. Come here best IN THE CHAMELEON.

[screaming] OH, TEACHERS ARE SO WEAK. Just because you aren't strict enough. MAJOR PRINCIPAL. MAJOR PRINCIPAL? LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO PUNISH THEM. SUBSCRIBE TO SAVE US.