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The problem, Jim, is that people who are really suffering, from a medical condition won't receive the care they need, because someone in this office is coming up with all this ridiculous stuff. Count Choculitis. Sounds tough. Why did you write that down, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula? Do you? I think you need to confess - The fact that. - Yeah. What are you doing? What? Those are my keys. - Good luck. - What? Jim! Damn it! No! Jim! Let me out! Jim, let. The light gray, the green.
Jim Halpert. Let me out. - Who is this? - Let me out, or you're fired. - No, you can't fire me. - Yes, I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk. Okay. - Can you hold on one second? I'm getting a beep. - You. Jim Halpert. Hey, Jim, it's Pam. Hey, Pam. - How are you? - Jim! - Good. How are you? - Open the door! - Are you busy? - I'm doing okay. Gettin' excited for the weekend, though.
Yeah. - Yeah. What are you up to? - Jim! I'm not bothering you, am I? - No, not at all. I have nothing to do. - You don't have anything you're doing? - Oh, great. - Jim! Yeah, no, this weekend, nothing. I'm not really doing anything. - Jim! - Oh yeah? Might go to the mall. - The mall? - I need new shoes. Oh, interesting. What kind of shoes? Hello? Hello. This is Dwight Schrute calling for Jan Levinson Gould.
This is Jan. Hi. Dwight Schrute calling acting manager, Scranton branch. Listen, I needed your permission to fire Jim Halpert. Who is this? Dwight Schrute. From sales? - Well, - Where's Michael Scott? He is not here right now. He put me in charge of the office. Dwight, listen to me very carefully, you are not a manager of anything, understand? That's not entirely true. Because he put me in charge of picking the health care plan.
Really? - Yeah. - Okay. When Michael gets back, you tell him to call me immediately. Call you immediately. - Good. Oh hey, listen, - Yes. Since I have you on the phone, can I fire Jim? No. Please don't use my cell phone ever again. Oh this is your, I thought this was your. Hey, hey, everybody! Ice cream sandwiches! Here you go. Take one, take one. It's all good. Phyllis think fast! Yeah boom!
I see Angela. Right, Angela! Hey, temp. Why don't you take two? Because you don't get health care. And faster metabolism. You get the kind with the cookies? - Instead of the. - Why don't you just eat it? Okay. And here you go, Stanley the manly. Oh, thanks. There you go. This isn't a big surprise, is it? Because we've been having a pretty horrible day. Nope. Nope, this isn't the surprise.
It's surprising. Because you didn't expect it. But you will. You'll know it when you see it. Michael, Michael! Oh, for God's sake. I tried being rational. Okay. And what happened? The employees went crazy, I got no help from corporate, so that leaves me with no options. I'm now going to read aloud your submitted medical conditions, When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real, if you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.
What about confidentiality? You know what? You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults, but obviously I am the only adult here. Number one inverted penis. Could you mean vagina? Because if you do, I want that covered. I thought your vagina was removed during your hysterectomy.
Uterus is different from a vagina. I still have a vagina.
