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tourist. No, that's what we call those who only played Splatoon 2. I've been here since the beginning, son. Looks like Resident Evil on survival" difficulty. No one survives. You can't kill people in Splatoon, dude. What carries over to my locker from Splatoon 3? Oh, he's still alive. Nintendo cowards. What is the difference between this and this? How is my character doing? After hours of playing, I decided this was the best hairstyle. Okay. And it disappeared. And they changed it to " Thank you". Wait, is that a duck? Oh, yes. Give me that one. Light. Give me the eyes of a yellow duck.
I love it. You have no power. You have no strength. This guy could be a problem. He could become a serious threat. See that mysterious fragment ahead? You can pet him. Can I ink this tree? No. Oh, I don't know, man. I'm not sure about this Splatoon. They made a mistake here. You can't paint all plants with ink. Okay, I like that. Squids can swim in water. No, I thought that was their only superpower. No, they die. How do squids swim worse than Samson? Nintendo, are we the stupid ones here? Are we all stupid here? Instead of Big Man, there should have been Big Sam. Nintendo. Reggie is giving up his position.
I need to get into the company. Splat tune. Rather, balloon. Wonder world. Nintendo, change me to Reggie. Walk me through the Cheeto ring. This is their equivalent of breakfast cereals. This guy. Look at him. I trust this guy as much as Big Man. These are Splatoon Cheetos. Those Cheeto shrimp rings taste like walnuts. This is Big Lanka. This guy is not my rival. I had a B + rank in Splatoon 1. Sometimes fish drop weapons, just like in real life. Flamingo Splattershot Jr.-my favorite weapon in ODST. I don't even know what to buy for mysterious wrecks. Probably Cheetos. I do n't even know what this thing is. Probably a large Cheeto. Big Man, you're done for, man.
The big end. He is delighted. Catch the wave, Charlene. Should I call you Char green? I like feeling closer to my Donkey Kong. You don't even know where bananas are born. Push me in there. Class. Look at Big Man. He just got stuck there. Big Man, you're too big for this, man. Sometimes there's a big line of fishmen at Target, like this one. Everyone here uses frying pans, man. I still have the Splinter Shot Junior. I'm stuck in the mustard. Big man, give me a big one.
This has religious significance for the fish people. Sell everything for frying pans. Non-stick coating means you can't cook on them. Big man, I know we have our differences, but now you are my car. Ah, they're all following me. AND! They are leaving. Catch me. Fish can't climb stairs. It's not in their nature. AT! Oh no! Oh, they don't even know how to fall. This is their downfall. And I have a great husband. I can do it. Oh, they are so stupid there. They have no power. I have more orange balls than NBA Jam, son. I am a shark trainer from Hojo Lab, the creator of Sephiroth.
I bet you can't tame a hammerhead shark. It's the same, only for acne. And I won't tame anything, because I'm a big idiot. I'm going to jump over the railing. Oh, that's cool. Splatoon-style jump. Don't let me.Oh, leveling up. Plus one wrench. How many wrenches do you have, Reggie? That's right. Keep going, because you know I have many more. You are wrong. Every time I make a mistake, the fish gets a tongue. So, I was wrong twice. This is a game where fish can't swim, but by the third level they can fly. Look here. Look, I'm coming back. Oh, you
can't let an enemy with a tongue walk around unsupervised. Once he gets to the sausages, you're done for. The big man turns on the " big" mode. Oh, I'm in the mood. Oh, he's trying to eat me. These haters think I'm a pack of shrimp Cheetos. They could have obeyed. It's just Splatoon with Monster Hunter elements. They already use laser breathing at level four. It almost killed me. That almost got me there. You have a time limit to kill the boss. No. Oh no. Only 10 seconds left. But I'm out of bullets. No. I lose. 5, 4, 3.You're blocking me.
Two. One. I won. Dude, I'm so good at Splatoon. I am the best Splatoon player in the world. Of all the people who play this game, I am the best in the world. Now that the fog has cleared, we can see that I am the best in the world. Fish statue for $800,000. The cluttered table has been unlocked. You could easily put three things there. There are a million guys here with tongs. No, no, no, no. I just need to defeat 474 more of these and then I can unlock a fun fact about enemies with pincers. Oh, there's a bunch of big guys coming at me. It's like a lot, a lot, I don't even.Where am I? Get this. I didn't do anything. Wait.
Funny mode. is activated. Wonderful field. Oh, I love this little battle with the kickers. He was shot by a giant. Who is this giant? Oh, I squeezed him hard. Okay, I don't believe in streams. I'm not a Twitch streamer. I don't play on the "tourist" difficulty level. The chip stops. Yes, I am a young survivalist. I'm like 3 years old. Are you serious? Nintendo's community rules apply to online play, and then I don't play it. Now my pain is purple. If I lose, it's because of this. Who would you like to see on your team? Tony Soprion or Paul with shields. The lore in Splatoon 3 told me about the pre-post- apocalyptic era of life. This one tells me about the ice cream spoon fell. Your YouTube viewership level has increased. New joke unlocked. There
is something fishy about this game They didn't want to before. They are all on me. I am dead. Flashlight. Be a flashlight. One of 800 fiery gemstones. New research facility. Fist stick. I need to research their taste every Friday. Then I go to the spaghetti bar. Then I'll eat spaghetti. Why can it never be Jimbo Little Breeze? I pinned him to the ropes. I win. I.See, I'm winning. And with this treasure, I can unlock the Jumbo menu at Chili's. Oh, don't screw me over with that stupid thing for millions. For the first time in Splatoon-birds. This is Metal Gear. Fight with giant robots. We are at the mother base in the ocean. Instead of a medic, you play as a mechanic. Instead of " Big Boss" here is "Big Man".
Don't you dare do that.
