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. Let me in. Well, please. This is my name. Okay, never mind. My name is not that. Um, I'm learning. OK. Give me some time, I'll give a preliminary review. Why? Okay, my name is Albert, you damn pathetic bastard. You are a trailblazer. Death wish, I'm evil and I'm a video game. Thank you for registering for the program. Thanks for the reg-O, this is a game about phobias. You have to choose the worst phobias and you have to She makes you go through all the chosen phobias, or don't listen to this woman. She
doesn't know a damn thing about this game compared to me Oh, it's a phobia. That's what we say in London when you're afraid of something. Let me out of here. Nausea, viewer. To get started, find a free flashlight. Yes, yes, yes. Good luck. Flashlight, uh, that's what we call it in America. I believe you call it a " flashlight." Blue or red? Oh my God. Red is the least scary color.
Forward. Press. Phew! Dude, I'm a [__], I recently had a cockroach in my closet. I don't want to go there. I ca n't. Okay. It doesn't matter. What a jump-jump, spring- spring. Yeah, it wasn't that bad. This guy put a bullet in his forehead because of some cockroaches. Well, because. You must have much more willpower. All hope is lost after one session with cockroaches. They did this to themselves. Those two guys too. Who knows what they were doing there? What is all this? Why are you so bent over? My name is Jean Carlos Ateniesa. I was desperate, trying to earn money to pay off my debt. I thought it would be an easy
task. I was so wrong. I regret coming here. We all regret coming here. Uh, looks like you two had a good time. I already found your name on Facebook and will tell your parents what you did at summer camp. Blue, blue, blue, is this evil? Oh, no. Okay. Wait, you can go back. No, you can't. They said that was the only thing the person said. Dude, I'm scared, uh, I'm scared of guys. I guess I'll go ahead. Click. Oh my God. Well, at least he's gone, right? Get me out of here. same feet. OK. Well, if there are still a lot of them there. Blue door! Let me in. Oh my God.
Let me out. Am I dead? What does it mean I died? Is it like you chose the wrong door and died? Terrible. OK. Let's try the blue door this time. Who here tore my head off? Although, people kill themselves too. Oh my God. Oh, that's the wrong door. Maybe it's some kind of running tool. Okay, you just have to choose the right ones. Greetings. Hello, hello, hello. Fool. Look, you can stand on this thing. You can disrespect her. Okay, what next? Hey, go away. Okay. Yes, yes, it doesn't matter. How, how, how? I was knocking on the door. All these. Wait, you have n't been here before. He.
Was he here the whole time? Sorry. Not interested. Sorry. Look at this. Oh, wait, am I supposed to be looking at something? Oh, what a mess. 20 people came here. Four are already dead. I don't know how much longer we can hold out. The throne was cut in half like a toy. What kind of place is this? Red means good. Wait. Soap. Oh, look. Okay. No, no, no, Tron. Why does he have a little…Oh. You were sitting on the key. You're not that fast. Go away. OK. Greetings. It can't be. Okay, I wo n't do anything. There's nothing fun and nothing safe here.
Indifferently. Okay? Okay. Open the door. What, I can't get close to any of you? That was extremely rude of that kid who looked like Roblox. I'll just read it now. I'll go to these. I am afraid, I am afraid when people look at me. Please stop harassing me, for God's sake. Please. You look funny. None of them… Well, I think they all died doing what they loved. It follows you. Yabba. Oh no. Okay, a hole, don't like it if you don't like the hole. Everything is fine. I'll just go back to the very beginning. This, by the way, is really what Tempurus looks like in real life.
I hope you're not too disappointed. Yeah, he's a monster too. And his closet is covered in blood. No, I didn't want to open that damn door again. Please. I don't want, I don't want anything too funny. Maybe if I just don't look at you. Oh my god, it works, you idiots. Oh yeah, let's not look at you. Oh, if you move, it will kill you. There's a damn head flying there, dude, and his name is Felipe, and he's so white. What does he, what does Felipe look like? Yeah, dude, and he's kind of bald. Oh look, another game that owes me money. Okay, I'm not moving. La-la-la-la. So this is a phobia of your flashlight batteries? Dude, I have a phobia of changing batteries. And look what I have. Albert, Albert, Albert.
Dude, first of all, how do they even know my name? This is the fear of Albert. Oh my god, this scares me. Of course. Someone wrote your name on the walls, and it's scary. Don't look at this. Dude, wait, was that Felipe's room? Come on, let me go. No one survives in this hellhole. I have geysers. Oh, it's sushi. Oh, that's nice. You're a romantic [__]. You made me eat from you. Oh, you slipped one right there. You are a dirty dog. Okay, let's read your little love letter. There is no escape from my love. This is, um, great. I know, I think I can still walk through these rooms. If you're reading this and still finding my notes, then I'm happy. But if the notes stop, then
I'm alive. A sweet little note he wrote for me while I was eating sushi all over his body. Some dude is shaking in the alley. It's a phobia that I'm on Melrose in Los Angeles. Fear of the evil doctor. Why would I go to some dude? Okay, then I just won't do it. Dude, I don't remember the sequence of any of these doors. Bling- bling-bling-bling. I think there's a meme like that, right? Can you find it for me somewhere out there? Come on. Can you find what I'm referring to? When you look at your editor like that. Ugly SCP tattoo. Who in the crowd is a Flamingo fan? Who in the crowd is a
Flamingo fan and understands this reference? Oh my god, wait, what door did I walk through? No, the blue door after the one with the doctor, and this No, this is so creepy. Oh my pit, oh my pit. Oh no. I wo n't even watch. AT! Buttocks. Wow, they don't usually make mannequins. It's like Fortnite with their skin scandals, that's how they would make a mannequin. Felipe, wait, this dude is literally Felipe. Okay, 100 million, 100 million likes, and I'll make a Felipe thing, exactly the same, to scale.
This is a promise. Just like any other promise I've made. This guy, this guy sucks his toes. Do you see this? Blue door? I have I wish I could jump. Oh, oh, you have hands. You won't I know, it ruins the immersion a little every time I hear about them getting a new big achievement. Dude, who took your nipples? Oh no, wait, they're Oh, they're there. I thought they were holes. I thought these guys weren't allowed to have them or something. There's nothing special back there Sorry. Maybe one of these others. Phew, okay, wait, I won't look too closely at each of you. Oh, sorry, red door. There are a few guys here who just want to hang out with me.
Okay, okay. We're doing a lot of body searches today, and I apologize for that. I don't usually do that. What, okay, is this fear of what? Can you explain what this phobia is? For example, mannequins, that makes sense. I'm not afraid of that. Greetings. Give me an achievement. Is this a fear of what? The face is def-He is not def-What do you mean by deformity? Because he moved his neck? Don't tell him that. This next door will solve everything. Blue, red, blue, red, blue, red. There is no order of operations here, sorry. It should always have been red.
Why is he here? He is so ugly. She is so disgusting. Look at her clothes. Phew, did she really wear that? This is disgusting. I hate her. She is so ugly. No, man, I'm being bullied. She's such a [__]. I hate this. I hate him. I hate her. You are ugly. He is ugly. She is ugly. He is ugly. She is Why are you? Yes, write my name on the walls while you're there. Congratulations. You have completed the project What did she say so much nasty things about me? She is like: "Congratulations."
Thank you, and have a damn good day. Have a good day, damn it. Did you know I'm from Wellington? Oh, now you're " backstage." No! What should I do now? Click to jump. Take me somewhere better than this. Take me away, take me somewhere better. I am not made for this kind of world. O. Plyukh. The scariest thing is that it floats. Oh. Oh no. I have no control over this. Before you get mad at me, it's not me doing this. Oh Registered object Albert 23.
Solange, Beyoncé's sister. Member. "C-member," they said. It is an entity disguised as a place. It feeds on fear, trauma, injury, memory, everything in a row. Each layer you add to the wiki, the deeper the object travels, the more personal Does this mean I can do it again? She has the ability to mimic previously documented entities, including the Devil! Evil Felipe! No object has ever escaped. Ordinary Felipe is very nice. I've spoken to him before. We are searching. Oh my God. What is it? I should be really excited about who Kukulkan is?
