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you can keep it. Today, we'll be competing to clean two cars completely covered in dirt using the most satisfying cleaning tools on the planet. Each round, we'll be competing to win a really good tool, while losers get a really bad tool. And the first team to fully clean your car gets to keep it. All right, let's see which team gets to mop by doing a coin flip. WHAT? LET'S GO. [screaming] WE GOT A PROOF. WE'RE GOING TO WIN THIS.
YO, this is literally the dirtiest car I've ever seen. Let's get started. We only have 2 minutes. Tanner, dude, YOU JUST USED ALL OF OUR WATER. WE ALREADY CLEANED THIS CAR with a broom AND A DUST MAT. OKAY, let's go. Wait. Oh, put it in here. but I really don't think we're doing that much. We're not. Come on, be quick. WE ONLY HAVE 1 MINUTE. OH MY [screaming] GOD, IT'S A LAMBORGHINI. I'VE NEVER SEEN a car this color. This like a midnight purple. Wait a minute. Is that the color right there? The car is pink.
The car is our favorite color. Pink is not my favorite color. It's your favorite color. YOU LOVE IT. 30 SECONDS. HEY, TURN IT OFF. WAIT, it's not working. Huh? Okay, I have a new technique here. Oh, wait. I can use this. Oh, wow. This is working. HURRY UP, DUDE. I'm trying. 5 4 3 2 1. [screaming] All right. Well, despite the crappy tools, made some progress. We barely clean the car. And look how dirty the mop is. If only you didn't waste the water. These are just the first of many tools we'll be cleaning with
today. And you're only going to get better and worse. That's all you guys clean. And you guys had a mop and a bucket of water. Did you guys even clean your car? Yeah. What? We had a room. We didn't even see your paint. Don't let us get a good tool this next round cuz it'll be over with. Round two. Let's see what tools we get. Soap gun. We need that. AND A LEAF BLOWER. OH, HELL NO. I DON'T WANT THAT. AND TO DECIDE WHO GETS the soap gun, we're going to be arm wrestling. All right. Clearly, I'm stronger than you, C.
Oh, no. Let me go. Is there even any muscle under that fat? Let me go. I know you're heavier than me, but I got this one. What? If [snorts] you want to soak gun, you got to let me go. Do you really think you can beat me? Yes, I do. This ain't fat. It's muscle underneath. Here we go. GO GET [screaming] THAT. Right now, the blue team's in the lead. So, the red team's hoping this new tool turns things around for them. All right, let's see what the soap gun can do.
Guys, this is so satisfying. Dude, there's no way this works. Just do something. POINT OUT THE CAR. LOOK AT THAT. SEE? Spray and go. OH MY GOSH. Look at that. Wait, I might be a car cleaner after this. IT'S NOT WORKING. OH, IT'S NOT WORKING. WAIT, can maybe it'll work if you blow me. 30 seconds. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that. Go over there now. Okay, get the headlights. Do the hood.
You're so slow. CUZ I'M PUTTING MY BACK INTO IT. 10 9 8 7 6 5 [screaming and groaning] 4 3 2 1 Stop. Bro, the leaf blower sucks. But this is just the beginning because we're not stopping until one of us fully claims our car. And these next rounds will decide who's really in the lead. All right. Wait, I don't think we can go cuz it looks like you guys haven't gone yet. And that's all you guys could do with a sponge and a gun. You guys literally gave up last round. Yeah. So we could conserve our energy for this. A water balloon. And hey, make the car dirty. Yeah. Good thing we're not going to get that. And to determine who gets the water balloons, we're going to be pumping balloons. First team to pop all three wins. GO.
DUDE, BRO, WHY AM I BOUNCING ON IT? JUST JUMP. [screaming] ALEX, POP THE BALLOON. NOT ME. THE NOT [screaming] WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO CUT THIS OUT. THIS LOOKS SO WRONG. I CAN'T BREATHE. [screaming] One more. GO. HURRY. HEY, how did you not pop the balloons? You're twice as heavy as me. Are you okay? I don't know how I'm going TO RECOVER FROM THAT. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. GIVE ME A WATER, PLEASE. GIVE ME WATER. OH, WHAT THE [screaming] GOD?
OH MY GOD, I GOT WATER. I CAN'T, I just realized something. Are we damaging the car doing that? No, no, no, no. We're fine. All right, these eggs will make the car a little bit dirtier. But I think we're going to have to make the mud wet. And hopefully next round we get a better tool to clean the car. Oh. Oh, don't break the car, cat. This part's already clean. Alan, you're doing the FREAKING WATER ON ME. I'M NOT DOING IT ON PURPOSE. THEY DIDN'T SAY WE can't use the cartons.
Cat, can you help, please? The mud is literally being washed off the car because of water balloons. Check this out. Oh, look. It's getting so clean. I really feel like we're vandalizing a car. Wait a minute. If it's vandalizing the cars, shouldn't we uh throw the water BALLOONS AT THEM? [screaming] THAT HURT. I'M GOING TO take advantage. So, they just threw water. IT'S CLEANING A CAR. 10 9 COME ON, TAYLOR. LET'S GO. LET'S 7 6 2 1 stop.
Thanks to our water balloons, Tanner and I gained a lead. But Cat and Alex aren't far behind. So, this next round might change everything. How those water balloons taste. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What is that? I didn't know we can bring chocolate syrup. E. Did that. Round four. Sprinkler and paper towels. For the next challenge, we're doing a memory test. Each team will briefly see a pattern, then try to recreate it using colored blocks. And whichever team gets it correct wins a sprinkler. Red. Blue.
Yellow. Red. Green. Go. Red. Blue. Yeah. Yellow. Red. Green. Give me green. What was the last one? Blue. Green. No. It was green. I swear it's blue or yellow. I swear. 100% SURE. TWO. ONE. AND STOP. ALL RIGHT, GUYS. THE PATTERN WAS RED, BLUE, YELLOW, RED, AND GREEN. [screaming] OH, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T know that. Let's not do that again. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY DO YOU STOP ME? How does this thing work? LIKE, OH, YES.
WOW. This is a good tool. Just get over here. Watch this. Just do IT LIKE YOU'RE WIPING YOUR ASS. GIVE ME THAT UP THE WHOLE BRO, have we never used a napkin before? Dude, we're actually just making it worse. They're spreading the mud. WAIT, STOP. What do we do then? We should just steal some water from them. Wa. Yep. Just get it like that. HEY. [screaming] HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OUT OF HERE. YEAH. ALAN, COME ON. THAT'S CHEATING.
OH YEAH. [screaming] LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IT'S MAKING. LOOK AT YOU CAN SEE ALL THE WAY INSIDE NOW. THIS WINDSHIELD IS SPOTLESS. Hey Cat, listen. I'll be very careful cuz this is glass and it might break. Alex, come you. WE'RE GETTING THE SIDE NOW. WOO! We're making some real progress on the side. Oh wow. They No way they made as much progress as we did. The dirt's actually coming off. I didn't know the paper towels could clean the dirt. You know how I knew it was going to work? It's just like wiping your ass. YOU GOT TO WIPE IT UNTIL IT'S CLEAN. 10 [screaming] 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 [screaming] 1 STOP.
We're like halfway done. This looks pretty good for using THE PAPER TOWELS. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU GUYS EVEN DO THAT ROUND? Oh gosh. What' you guys do? Just wash your car with water? That's the point. Alex and Cat are halfway done, so Tanner and I have to win this next challenge to catch up. All right. Round five, cleaning lady and janitor. Wait, why is the janitor bad? This next challenge will be a test of physical strength. Both teams will fight to push each other out of the circle. And the last team standing wins the
cleaning lady. How am I supposed to push this guy out of the ring? Teamwork. You're right. Cat, stay behind me. I got this. Three, TWO, ONE, [screaming] GO. COME ON, CAT. What are you doing? OH, SHE'S OUT. THAT WAS A CHEAP SHOT. I USE CAT TO HELP ME. I KNOW. OH, OKAY. I'm getting that cleaning lady. STOP DOING THAT WHEN I'M TALKING TO THE CAMERA.
YEAH. [screaming] Get out. WHAT IS THAT? COME ON. I'M GOING TO CLEAN MY CAR [screaming] WITH YOUR BLOOD. LET'S GO. YOU DID IT. You didn't help at all. All you had to do was not move. Come on. All right, let's see what this cleaning lady can do. Look at all those supplies. Damn, we're about to have A CLEAN CAR. LET'S GO. LET'S have you start with the tires first. Wait, is that box X? Yeah. Wait, I look familiar.
We have boxer janitor. Hell yeah. I'm here. Let's go. Where are the cleaning supplies? I'm not a real janitor. So that's why janitor is a badass. Wait, why are you using urine pet remover? You're a destroyer. Are you kidding me? OH MY GOD. THAT MEANS IT'S EXPENSIVE. HEY, KEEP SCRUBBING. [screaming] AT THIS RATE, we're barely going to get anything done. Tanner, take some tools so we can just pass this. Go, go, go.
There we go. Oh, he's making some good progress. Look at that. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. LET'S GO. THERE WE GO. WA! OH, YES, SIR. LOOK AT THE COURSE. PURPLE and gold. That ass. The custom Lamborghini logo. LOOK AT THIS. WOO! ALAN, if we don't win this, I'm going to cry, dude. THEN CLEAN HARDER. I AM. [screaming] WE'S ALL DONE. WHAT? That's like real gold. Dude, how much is THIS CAR WORTH? GET BACK TO WORK. You know what we should do?
What? Since we don't have any cleaning supplies and they have a cleaning lady with cleaning supplies. I got you. DAMN, ALAN. LOOK HOW GOOD THIS LOOKS. THAT'S WHAT I'm talking about. I'm kind of tired. I'm going to take a little break. Oh my god, dude. We got 30 seconds. GET UP. COME ON. OKAY. I'M just tired, bro. Come on. Hey. Steal our equipment. toes? Despite Bob's little distraction, Tanner and I still managed to take the lead. But Cat and Alex aren't far behind, so this next round could turn things around. So, we're playing dirty now. You can be playing dirty.
Yeah, playing dirty like your ass. I can smell it from here. What in the L? All right, let's just move on to the next round. Power scrubber. We need that. Roomba, that's a horrible tool. That's not used on a car. You use that to clean like carpet ass. I CAN SMELL THAT FROM HERE. ANYWAYS, to determine who gets a power scrubber, we're going to be shooting three-pointers. First team to make it wins.
3 2 1 [screaming] GO. WHY'D YOU GO FIRST? HEY, it doesn't matter. He sucks. This one's going in. CAT, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO REBOUND. GET THE REBOUND. [screaming] TEAM CHEMISTRY MINUS 100. All right, we're going to clean the rest of the tires with this CUZ CHECK IT OUT. That's sick. Holy crap. This thing is like flying. I'm just going to set this Roomba on top of the car and hopefully it's going to suck up all the mud. It's working. Oh, here we go. Oh my god. OH. OH, did it break? Uhoh. Oh no. Oh my god. All right, we're going to have to think of something else.
How much time do we have left? Hurry. Uh, I don't know. I don't SHIRT. TAKE OFF MY SHIRT. YEAH. OH. OH, NO. I think we should finish polishing up the front of the car. Oh, wow. Look at that. This is working, guys. WO! LOOK HOW CLEAN THAT IS, DUDE. This might be the best tool we've gotten so far. We have to try to use this thing on a WHOLE CAR. WO! IT'S CLEANING EVERYTHING. THAT'S CRAZY. OH, DAMN. YOU CAN SEE THE INSIDE NOW. WAIT, AL, LET ME TRY. Give me a drink.
[screaming] Hey, GET IN THE CAR. YOU KNOW WHAT I NOTICED? I noticed my shirt is really effect up against windows. Uh-oh. I'm going to get the windshield. Oh my gosh. Look at this. Look at this progress. Yo, LOOK AT THE PURPLE AND GOLD. DUDE, THIS IS THE BEST tool ever. Give me that. Dude, you're going to break the car. OH MY GOD, DUDE. THIS CAR IS ALMOST DONE. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. My eyes. Oh, no. Don't take any. I'm putting my shirt back on.
Good. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. 10 [screaming] 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. KEEP GOING. DO [screaming] YOU NOT WANT TO WIN A pink Tesla? Of course I do. You can fully see the inside of the car. I genuinely can't believe we made this much progress from one round alone. Alex and Cat's Roomba was no match for our power scrubber, but we've still got a lot more work to do. For this round, we're going to change things up. Each team has a Swiffer that we're allowed to trade in for this giant mystery box. Inside this mystery box could be something really good, or it could be something really bad.
Dude, THIS THING'S ALWAYS BIGGER THAN ME. NO, it's not. Sean, come on. Since we're already ahead, why don't we just play it safe and keep the Swiffers? What if it's a fire hose? We can finish this next round and be done with it. This is already a good enough tool. Don't you agree? No. This box is gold. It tells me that something really good is inside. This is a good enough item. I think we should take a risk. Let's do it. We're going to pick the mystery crate and we're going to keep our Swiffers. Okay, let's find out what's inside.
THAT'S THE BIGGEST WATER BALLOON I'VE EVER SEEN. IT'S A GIANT WATER BALLOON. ALL RIGHT, you need to go in there and get it out. All right, Chad. I'm going to show you why we picked the right tool. Woo! Look at that. Bet it doesn't have more water than they have. Dear, hurry up. They already restarted. Woo! Look at that. I think this looks better than a new car. For all these rounds, I've been trying to clean the front windshield, and finally, it's getting clean.
You're right, Alex. I think this was the good tool. In three, two, ONE. OH MY GOD, ALAN. IT CLEANS SO MUCH. DUDE, LOOK HOW shiny it is now. Oh, dude. That was like magic soap or something. We could still use this to wipe off some of the car. Oh my god, I can finally see the inside of the car. At least the inside's not dirty. 5 4 3 2 1. We're done with this round. We'll save our energy. Alex and Cat close the gap this round, but Tanner and I are still in the lead. And with the scores this close, the next round could decide everything.
Next round. buckets of water and blocks of ice. We're going to win this next challenge, which is ice cold test of endurance. The last player remaining in their ice bath, we're going to use all of this water to clean their car. Can't go in. I don't want to go in there. Alan, dude, I don't want to go in there either. Whoa, Zach. Hold on. Dude, you're not in this video. What are you doing? Really? I grew up my chest hair. Dude, just go home. include you. Okay, I've been doing all the challenges. It's your turn.
Yay. You got a layer of blubber. You can go in there and not feel a thing. Don't want to do this, but I will to win. Take your clothes off. WO! GUYS, comment down below who's bigger, me or Tanner. No, you right now. Two. Oh my god. Freezing. Oh my god. YOU'RE FREAKING USELESS, CAT. OH, [screaming] OKAY. I'M NOT GETTING LAYING DOWN. THINK ABOUT THAT CAR. THE LAMBORGHINI GOING TO BE YOURS. [screaming] I'M GETTING [screaming] THAT CAR. HERE WE GO. CLEAR. TANNER, let's go, Tanner.
Well, you got you guys got to understand I have way more ice. Come on, Tanner. Let's go. Dude, THAT'S SO SATISFYING. OH, THE frozen completely clean. This is the worst possible thing we could have gotten. You literally could have made a difference by going into ice bath. What? You lost this that round. My gosh. Wait, I just realized we haven't even cleaned any of the bath. Wait, let's get this boiler.
Oh, look at you can SEE IT. IT'S BLACK. THIS IS PROBABLY THE COOLEST car I've ever seen. I'm literally GETTING SO WET. HEY YO, what the How THE HELL DO I USE THIS to clean a car? Just let it melt on the car. You think it's going to melt in 2 minutes? Damn. Look, it's all black back here. This car is going to look so good once it's done. Woo! All right, LET'S SPLIT IT IN HALF. HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, HERE. TAKE A tiny piece. Okay. All right, CHECK THIS OUT. OH, HERE WE GO. ALL RIGHT, I'M ON to something here.
Wait, let's keep going. We got to win this. There's not much time left, but here's a big brain move. I'm going to leave these blocks of ice on top of a car. By the time I get back, IT'S GOING TO MELT. 5 4 3 2 1. Dude, we made a lot of progress this round. This car is looking like fine. Yes, sir. WOO! OH [screaming] MY GOSH, that was such a bad round for us. Even though Tanner and I are in the lead, Alex and Cat are right behind us. So, anyone could still win this. For the next round, we're using the most powerful cleaning tool, a golden pressure washer. Except for this round, we'll be competing for the time that we get to use this tool because
every second we hang on to this bar is one more second we get to use the golden pressure washer. So, the team that lasts longer clearly gets an advantage. Y'all are going down literally in 3 2 1 go. Woo! Wow! Oh my god. Oh, my hands are hurting. Keep your FEET OFF THE GROUND. TYSON, YOU'RE OUT. OUCH. [screaming] PLEASE, CAT. HOLD ON. NO. [screaming] COME ON, ALEX. OKAY. COME ON. AND THE CAT IS OUT. IT'S [screaming] ALL UP TO ALEX NOW. AND I CAN'T HOLD ON TO YOU.
KEEP FIGHTING. WE NEED THOSE SECONDS. COME ON, ALEX. [screaming] Keep holding on so WE CAN GET THE TIRE WASHER LONGER. YOU SHOULD HAVE HELD ON LONGER. WE'RE DOING SO GOOD. DON'T GIVE UP. GO, LAMBORGHINI. GIVE UP. [screaming] COME ON. GO, LAMBORGHINI. COME ON. [screaming] OH, STOP. I'M STILL TRYING TO GO. STOP HITTING ME. QUICK. YEAH. [screaming] You're back. Let's go. How did I last longer than you guys? You did really good. And I'm proud of you.
Let's get to work. What? Are you saying this, GUYS? OH MY GOD. THIS JUST INSTANTLY cleans the car. Since we won the challenge, we get 23 extra seconds with the pressure washer. I think this car is worth like 6700,000. It doesn't matter that they have a little bit more time than us. We're going to be a lot more strategic. We're going to clean the car from front to back. Oh, look at THAT POWERFUL. WOO! LOOK at all that gunk. Time to get the spoiler. Here we go. Look at that spoiler. Wow. Look at this. Finally. Yeah, WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN.
WOW. CLEAN A WHOLE tire in like 5 seconds. This car is so clean I can lick it. DON'T DON'T DO THAT. WOO. THAT'S CLEAN. YEAH, but that's weird. Here we go. Violate. Woo. K. I think we've caught up. Time for the back. This pressure washer gets rid of literally anything. I AM. IF I GO ANY QUICKER, I'M GOING TO MISS A LOT OF DETAILS. 5 3 2 1. Woo! You're basically done, Cat. I think we won. Tell me the car's won. Are we done? No. THERE'S ONE MORE SPOT BACK HERE. 5 4 3 2 1 WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE [screaming] DONE. WE'RE DONE. WAIT, WHAT THE HELL? THIS CAR IS 100% FINISHED. AND IT'S 100% OURS. [screaming] WE should get a new car. YEAH. No way. No freaking way. Check out this WHITE AND GOLD INTERIOR. DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS CUSTOM MILLION DOLLAR LAMBORGHINI IS OURS. ACTUALLY, TANNER, it's yours. It's your Lamborghini. I want you to have it. Shut up. No, you're not. Alex, dude, I thank you so much.
What the hell was that? [snorts] It was my nose. Ta. Snake. This is what I do.
