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yo what's up we're allies you didn't know we're allies with the elves the G's the B's The Q's the t's the Jews the blacks we're allies bro what up Arabs we got power bro like if we did that in Jerusalem everyone would have been like all right let them cook let you got white bread Subway we're gonna make it a Big Mac inside of this look at all that beef we got look at all that Big Mac's house we got tons of bacon this right here they call this a Big Mac honestly I don't think it's big enough and with inflation and prices of food Rising this costs ten dollars Canadian I don't know what you people in America are paying but definitely a little less than us so here today we want to [__] the Big Mac up do what we do best in the
kitchen combine improve genetically manipulate the code of the food so we got two Subway baguettes we got enough Big Macs house to fill up a normal sized Bowl we got our own custom ingredients it's deconstructed Big Mac sauce right here because we're making a Big Mac sauce got all this cheese to make a custom cheese slice and of course the bacon because there's no wrong way to eat a Big Mac whether it has bacon on it or not we're gonna try and enjoy all this today we're gonna try and have a good time we're not gonna get caught up on the fact that I'm still in this boxing nightmare I tell you to fight two people now what do you mean he's almost two people yeah he's almost two people
we're not even gonna think about that we're just gonna try and enjoy this meal have a good time you got it he's 43 man no offense I mean everyone gets old I'm almost 40. but if you're like 43 or something it's cool don't worry he's still unless you have kids and a wife then I'm so sorry I don't mean maybe all that's cut don't don't put that in there first things first let's get the meat in the oven and when the meats are in the oven that gives us time to play with our cheese sauce Our Big Mac sauce oh we got something fun for you today you'll see he might not know what's coming but sometimes I don't know I actually don't know what's coming there's gonna be a surprise for me a surprise for you too
better hit that like button you know we've been dropping a podcast every single Monday binge eater podcast been going on for months now Amir is going to be our first guest on the show can't wait are you have you been listening to the Epic Meal Time Podcast it's actually better than impulsive I think I shot this last week bacon linked you see that we can't cheat last week I was wearing a blue Jurassic Park shirt this week I'm wearing a red one I can't believe we're in the era of Jurassic Park every week for you every time I see you Jurassic Park all the time every time it's my favorite brand of clothes is Jurassic Park no it's just the logo it's like iconic you should probably get a Jurassic Park tattoo
before I die Eric if you're listening with each of these strips being slowly removed from the slab maybe some like high-end Opera finish maybe I don't know you're gone this right here is this special what we're about to do we got that g fuel shiny Splash we got G fuel mango explosion G fuel Divine Peach with the boy on it and tiger blood I'm really curious like the color patterns are beautiful the smells here the Fruity smells this is that g fuel fruity pebbled bacon boy head over to gfuel.com use code epic you get up to 30 off your order you can get G fuel energy vitamin shop also many locations in the US gonna start smelling like G fuel in here Boom Big Mac meat at McDonald's they
call it the rag meat they do season it they tap it they give it a little they get a little tap from their special container honestly salting your meat can really change your life I still have leftovers from the last sandwich no it's so good come on I made like Parcels you got you gotta do like meal prep man when I got home that night I got drunk and I made so many roast beef sandwiches it was delicious I woke up like I'm gonna have that for breakfast I looked at the bag and I was like no the bag's no good I vacuum sealed everything so it's fruit we got the meat in the body shop honestly we were getting views like 2014 bro we would have all been dressed like Sam Smith today we've all been in [__] balloon suits like it would be all the talking it's like yo
your balloon suits a knockoff and then muscles glasses comes in with the sickest balloon suits I started saying that recently just because of John Wick I watched the trailer he's like are you ready yeah this whole thing's crazy what are we what do we this is like 13 years deep now like I was joking bro we're not busting out the camera and put the bacon on the thing I was joking I wasn't trying to change my life call these [__] I don't know a couple of dudes too I've been trying to do all that but it went down I took two years off doing nothing so I guess that's why I put myself back in this boxing nightmare by the way unboxing John Morrison Johnny Nitro Johnny Elite and I think about it
right now wherever he is he's probably doing a backflip but before that well I want something to eat we're talking about a Subway Big Mac special that's the real Big Mac next to it over here we got that custom Subway Big Mac that we made we got the big long Mac we got the big and girthy Mac we got that thick and hung Mac and check out the top look at the top button taking this whole thing a quick good Chef out here this was clearly built by someone who's passionate about McDonald's this was my man's first job working at a McDonald's and he worked there decades until I came and I saved remember when I found you oh my God what a really is this how you wanna do this now I mean if there was
ever a time I guess so meets back on the menu boys next time we need a stroke yo before I was talking about that boxing [__] sounded like a [__] but I just gulped down some G Fuel and now I got that dog in me hugs I'm ready to box I'm gonna fight on April 15th I'm fighting a WWE wrestler
