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Today I'm playing Crimson Desert and we're in a green forest. These idiots. Press X to talk to person, Carl. I'll need to get some more the next time I'm in town. Good idea, Carl. I'm going to talk to Andrew now and then Chris. I got myself ready. Okay, where's Chris? Head down that way. You'll be there in no time. Thank you. I got to speak with Unka. This is Unka. Hey, Unka. Looks like a orc. Oh, no. Unka's been stabbed. Watch out for this tree, Unka. Oh, it's like Assassin's Creed. It's like Assassin's Creed fighting but with like the beautiful camera work of Bubsy 3D.
I swear I was in this place in Forspoken. Cross over the gap. I'm good at that. Now this water animation, you see, I don't know about this. I don't KNOW ABOUT THIS. WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE CLAYMATION? OKAY, you have rolling. It's a Dark Souls. Do you die if you fall in the water? Is it like a Dark Souls like that? Nope. You can swim in the water. Okay. That's a new feature. That's the waterfall. You're breaking out all the water graphics early on this one, but I don't know. They're not winning me over with this. I don't know. Today will be your
last. Not if I jump like this. You'll never be able to hit me. Oh, no. They chopped my table. That's it. I'm hitting right bumper. [screaming] All right, he's out of there. Now, how come these waterfalls look a lot better than the other ones? Is it cuz I'm like far away? You stink of trouble. No, I smell like pickles. I choose to kick this man. I kick you. I kick. I kick at you. I kick you. You can climb trees like Zelda. Wait, you can? Stop shining the light on everybody, man. I'm just figuring out how the controls work.
Don't worry, you guys. With arms like yours, swinging a pickaxe should be a breeze. Fetch me a few good unbroken chunks, would you? This is a MMO? Fetched your own ore, did you? No, I didn't do that yet. I'm entering the realm of darkness. Oh, this is a store. Win. I win. Uh-oh, this kid, he got his cat went up there. Don't worry, kid. I'll use my precision jump to jump up there. Precision jump.
Wow. Wait. No, the cat ran down. Now, wait. Oh, no. I knocked the whole roof over. Oops. Wait, where'd the cat go? I'll get him. Don't worry, kid. Come back, cat. Come back. Wow, a cat. Oh, no. That's Now, what are all these ones? Which one is the real cat? Get him. No, no, no. Don't go up there. That's the one. Now, wait. Why is he looking at me like that? The cat's not even up there anymore. I got the cat. Who put this thing back up? Here, kid. I heard there's a super scary animal in the north with huge teeth.
I thought you wanted this cat. I was trying to give you this cat. Why is pet right trigger but drop is R on the keyboard? What happened? I'm entering the sewer. I caught a rat. I caught a kind of jar. I'm taking all these jars. Oh, look at all these. You can get all these jars. Look at these. They're just leaving them for me. How come it's brighter in this like sewer than it was in the store? I just opened a briefcase from Pulp Fiction. Look at this.
I just hit the jackpot, man. Look at all these jars. This is a 17-jar room. I'm like Jar Binks. They're just letting me take this? I iron bowl? I just get to keep that? Artisan's metal goblet? That's for me? Wait, can I take that? Oh my god, I can take the iron adorn storage. Every traveler needs good food to keep them going. Delcan, my man, do you love jars? Cuz I got 10 of them for you. Actually, 19. Here we go. Boom, I'm rich. Now, with all the money from my jars, I can almost afford this bowl of fruits.
We're running late, but he just won't come down. Wait. Now, I got to do this quest? Just got some new wears in. Have a look. No, I'm not going to That's a real man. Take the broom. Yes. Now, if I get 50 brooms, I can sell all of them and get like a apple. Use the broom to clean the chimney. Where's the broom? Use the broom. Hold L to aim the broom. Hold left bumper to aim the broom. Here we go. Yeah, there you go. Is this how you do it? I want to be paid in jars for this.
I got five apples for that. Dang. That was like 120 jars worth of money I just got. Why can't I collect this? No. You can't pick these up. Oh, come on. If I can't have these, no one can. So, I really am Assassin's Creed after all, going into the Animus from Assassin's Creed. Oh, this is just a hand from Zelda. Now, I have to build the graphics card that you need to play this game. Hey, can I get that broom? I forgot this game has fighting. You can interact with various elements in the environment as you explore the world.
Holding an arrow over a brazier will allow you to light it. Get that jar. Get that plate. Oh, get that bowl. Yeah, get that bowl. Get that square tray. There you go. Oh, get that one. That one's good. How about this big one? Give me that big one. Oh, get those coins. There you go. Oh, no. Get those other coins. No, no way leaving those coins. There you go. Get those Oh, look at these coins over here. These are good coins to get. Get those ones. Now, get that coins. Oh, yeah. Good idea. Get that tin water bottle. Now, get all these How about these books? Can I get all these books? No, no. Not that.
Throw that at the wall. Get the coins. That's the money. Oh, get that jar. Oh, that one you can get. You can get that one. I get that one. There you go. Nice. Now, don't turn it on. Put it in your pocket. I DON'T WANT THIS. HOW MANY JARS ARE GOING TO be in this chest? Please say 87. All right. Now, this water is looking a little better here. Assassin's Creed. Oh, it is Assassin's Creed. I knew this was Assassin's Creed. Oh, yeah. Get that jar. Nice. Why'd that break? Wait, there's another jar. Someone just left
this here for me. Oh, get that. It's a beautiful jar. Why does that always break the wheel? For some reason, I love collecting the jars, but the posters I have like seven of these. I hate getting the posters. Now, I've obtained the memory of the cow. Now, I just have to go to the I'm dying to something to like a vase. Okay, what do I do? What button is what anymore? Why is it so dark? Is it like Red Dead rules where you have to turn off the lantern to see? Yeah, there it goes. It's way brighter without THE LANTERN. [groaning] WELL, THEY WERE TO BE SOLD OFF IN A FEW DAYS. Someone stole his jars. Hey. LET'S [groaning] GET GOING.
[screaming] COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING. You were robbed. So far, every character I'm doing quests for in this game is like significantly more obnoxious than the lady from Forspoken. I hate these characters so much. I'm scared. It feels like my tooth is about to fall out. How about you? I'm scared. It feels like my tooth is about to fall out. I can steal from the chicken. Wait. Turn back, please. Yeah. I wonder if the laundry's dry yet. It's not rain tomorrow. There's not a single cloud in the sky.
I best bring it in before it's all a wash.
