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H. Okay. Am I looking? Oh. What? Oh my god. Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Don't Stare. This is all about speed dating and then also rejecting people and um body shaming and uh being really mean to people. Uh too late already. Oh, okay. where we're going. Click to start speed dating. You got it. People say I have an eye for patterns. Oh. Uh. Uh-huh. Uh. Oh. Why? Sorry. Just cut off work. Didn't get a chance to shower. Nose. Oh, really? Oh, never mind. Oh. Finish your drink and leave. You made three other customers uncomfortable.
Oh, that's it. Encountered three of 67. Scared off Okay. What you got on your head? Okay. Uh, your eyeballs. No, you look pretty good otherwise. So, it was the eye. Oh, what? Is that a chicken? I ate that. Then I said, "Okay, pig." Oh, this is a weird game. All right, I just got to lock it. Your head. Your weird head. Oh, your big nose. No, the your hair for some reason. Oh, man. Elven earful. Huh? Who the hell are you? Uh, shoulder. What the what? I don't even know what I'm looking at half the time. What do you mean?
What am I staring? Brain. Hole in head. Eyes wristband. Uh junk hanging out. Uh neck. Vampire hole in chest. Okay, that's strange. Yeah. Uh weird earring. Oh my god. What the was that smile about? Okay, eight. Eight's pretty good. I mean, not good in that I feel really like I'm super judgmental and whatnot, but Okay, you have eyes on your We play Friday Night Hoops. You have an ear on your head. And also, you're a duo. Uh, you have something on your neck or something on your mouth. Okay. Thing hanging out your ear. Oh, a worm. Eyeball. Halo.
Uh, you have a ghost over your shoulder. interesting. Damn, it's only 20 seconds. Bam. You're perfect. You're perfect in every way. What? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with your eyes? Oh my god. Head. Pumpkin head. Really? It's just It's not your big pumpkin head. Really? I'm staring at your weird fingernail here. Ah, everything about you. Okay. Skeleton face. Okay. Big teeth. Nope. Hair. Cowlic or a horn? Yeah, just you in general. Okay. You got stabbed in the neck, man. You should get that looked at. You have a shot alien on your phone.
Ghost face. Dent head. Damn it. I just looked. Uhoh. Wow, that's a nice power bank you just dropped. It matches the color of my new phone. It have five features in one device. It's MagSafe compatible with wireless charging. It can charge your Apple Watch, dual function USBC cable, lightning cable for legacy support, and an integrated kickstand so you can watch while you charge. You were foolish to drop this. It's mine now and you're never going. What are you doing? You know, Wait, wait, wait. You don't.
I uh got it link in the description. Okay, we got mouth, eyes, ears, nose, teeth, glasses, hair. Uh what the What am I looking at? Oh, you have a chip on your head. Horns. Let's see. Nipple. Gear on head. Tiny head. Blood on shirt. Let's see. Uh oh. Okay. Damn. Brain in a jar. All right. Okay. See, you weren't Well, you weren't uh conscious of the thing on your Oh, your hand. And she lo Haha. Oh, you have multiple fingers. Oh, you have something in your mouth. Oh, you have Oh, your hair. For some reason, you don't like your hair.
Okay, I got this. All right, HOLD ON. WHOA. TALL AND naked and tall. Oh, your arm. Uh, yeah. You didn't like your hair. You have a chip in your head. Oh. Uh. Oh. Okay. Your teeth. Yeah. Earworm. Uh. Mickey Mouse. That's kind of weird. Unless it's Amanda the Adventurer. Oh, I just remembered there are sequels to Amanda the Adventure that I haven't played. Oh, whatever. I'll get them later. Horse with a number on your shoulder. You have a notepad. You have big nose. You have tall You have a thing on your elbow.
You have uh eyeballs. I guess they're a little farther apart. Vampire teeth. See? Uh headband. Uh everything. Man, I wonder if there's something I'm doing to like not chain it up. You know what I mean? I've encountered over everybody. Almost everybody. Haven't scared off everybody. Okay. What's on your chin? What the Oh my god. What the was wrong with you? Something about your hair, your eyes, your smile. Oh, you something in your teeth. Huh? What? Huh? Oh, you're literally the background. I needed to look at the background. Yeah, you have things in floating around it. That was weird.
Okay. A living embodiment of the uh bar that we're in. Third arm, long neck, no body. Ear on your ear. I mean neck. Earworm. A lot of people have weird ears. Dude on your hair. Little ratatouille thing going on there. Oh, elvin ear. That's what it is. Okay. Weird face. What are you staring at? Huh? I really wish I could stare at your weird nails. Uh, claw neck. Uh, bow. That's strange. He didn't want you chipping your head. Oh my god. What is wrong with you eyes? Hello, princess. Oh, come on, man.
All right, fine. What's that? Tentacle, eyes, nose. You have uh something on your neck. Phone. Uh oh, your arm. ear. Ghost demon. Whoa. Twin head. Oh, angel. Bolt neck. Nose. Schneo. Princess. I don't remember what you was wrong with you. Oh, tiara. You don't like it. Vampire. Go look at the background for that one. Uh, weird hair. Let's see. Headband. Something wrong with the headband. I don't know what.
Oh my god. Junk. Okay. I can't get more than eight. I feel like I've been doing pretty good, but it doesn't seem like it's letting me get any further than eight for some reason. That's literally dinner. And I ate it. And your eyeball. Nose stain. Uh hair. Uh neck. Don't stare. I'm staring head. What? Eight. Just always eight. No. Mouth. Ear. Eyes. Time staring. care full. Uh, eyes Nine. Okay. Nine. Ghost. Uh, phone. No, it was your arm. Damn it. Junk. Smile. No, your horn. You have a horn. You literally have a horn. Halo.
Uh, I forget what's wrong with you. Oh, yeah. Your head dots. Tentacle stain. Ghost. Uh, your weird face. No, skull face. Something on your chin. Staring ear. Head, brain, hole, neck, mouth, nipple, eyeballs. Oh, your hand. Right. Your hand. Oh, the drink's different. Oh, that's what it is. I'm not getting any faster. It's cuz the mouse has to like stay perfectly still once it's there. So, I just have to get there first and not move it.
Nine. I'm getting nine. And I've got I've seen everybody now. I just really got to be able to just get it there and hold it. Come on, baby. Oh, come on, man. Nine. So, I've got to be able to hold it like just there statically on some of them. No man, I'm not good at it. I'm not working. Oh, you had eyeballs in your hair. That's what I figured about you. That's just a chicken junk. I don't think I can get to any past nine. I don't think I can do it.
It's not going to work. It's not working. Cuz if I keep it moving, it really does just have to like go there immediately and stop. That's what it has to do. 88. Always eight. I'm literally on the thing. My god. So, it has to move a little bit before it goes. Nine. I had nine. I almost had 10. I think I can get 10. Oh, come on. Really? Okay. I got I just got to restart if it's not going to be good like that. Fish. That was a fish. Fish in the hair. Fish in the Okay, this isn't going to be it. I just got to keep going.
Even that was a bad start. Whoa. Sorry. I didn't mean to say wo like that. That's awfully mean of me. I got to restart. Nose ear. Disease ear. I mean starface. Shirt. Glasses. Knife. Dent in the head. Mouth open. I That would have been 10. Oh, how could I be any faster? Here. Just save some time there. Teeth face. It's got to be like that. Just boom. And then there. Can't waste any time. Hair. Weirdly, you want the hair.
Nose. Identical face. A. So close. Arm. Ear. Nose. Hand. Wristband. For some reason, arm is missing. Mil not going to work. Not going to work. Not working. I'm not stopping till I get to 10. I know I can Oh, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN 10. So close now. Just got to get right on there. Right on him. Just hone in on him. Man, you're weird. Boy, your nose is weird. Boy, howdy. What's that on your shoulder? Oh my god, there's a chicken. Oh my god, your teeth. Oh my
god, your bolt necks. Oh my god, your elbow. Oh my god, don't a I'm getting better. I'm getting better at it. Ears. Okay, we got a vacuum cleaner. Got your tentacles. Got your junk. Got your horn. Got your everything. your glasses. Got your neck. Got your arm. Mouth. Oh, it's right there. I got it. I can do it. Your fish. Fish. Nose. Your earworm. Teeth. Head dent. Weird face. Head. Ratatouille. Neck. Eyes. face. OH, COME ON. YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T JUST GET FACE, MAN? Of course I made him uncomfortable. That was the whole point. Elbow face. Granger
and teeth. Nose. That's good. That's how fast it needs to be. It's like boom there and I'm done. There. And you're Oh, I want to get to 10. I want to do 10. Okay, that was too late on that. See, I keep going to one spot and then I land there. I need to just be like there as they're coming in. They're getting all the freaks on this pass. All the weirdos. Come on. Junk. GOD. I'm so good at staring at people's weirdness. Why is it making me feel like I'm not? Oh god. Hold on. I just have to make sure something about when
I don't know what's going on with my computer lately, but like whenever I'm playing full screen games, it really makes it look on OBS like it's lagging a lot and on occasion it really feels like it is, but it doesn't seem to be coming up in the recordings. I don't know why. I feel like it's any game that's made in Go Dot engine. For some reason, that is causing problems. I don't know what it is, but I'll track it down eventually. Okay. Just got to get 10. Just got to NOT GOING to get it like that. All right. Eyes. Eyes again. This tea has something in your teeth. I'm going slow.
Eyes. Very eyes. Hand. Mouth. Weird tongue. There seems to be a pattern here. Nice face. Dent head. Ah, I'm staring at your You have a pie symbol on your forehead. Okay. Come on. Double head. Hair. Face. Chin. Tiara. Mouth. Tongue. Her hair. Skullface. NECK. AH, IT'S SO CLOSE. I don't think there's any actual game metric for getting 10 and not doing something. That's just my own personal thing. I just feel like it'll be really good for me if I do that. Oh, there was a face on your wrist, man. That's what it is. That did it. I DID IT. I'M THE GREATEST THAT EVER DID ANYTHING. OKAY, I THINK I'VE done it.
I've done it. I finally have done it. I've identified all of their inabilities to be perfect and normal. And I have set a standard for myself in the dating world that they'll never be able to match. I'm better than all of you and all of you are FREAKS AND WEIRDOS. I'M THE ONLY NORMAL ONE HERE AND I GET TO LOOK AT ALL YOUR weird and especially you and you nobody. Literally nobody. Let's see if I can do it again. It's kind of fun. I wish there was more to it than this, but it's a really simple concept and it's quite effective. So, honestly, I don't feel like, you know, not that
strange or it's not that bad. What was I trying to say? I'm trying to look at Well, that was so fast. Wait, how did that happen? Wait, why was that so fast? Okay, I can't do it again. But I mean, I could do it again, but there's no point in doing it again. Okay, so anyway, that was Don't Stare. That was pretty good. I think there's a good concept here, and I think there is plenty of room in the world for fun, simple games like this. Let me know what you thought down in the comments below. If you want to try to beat my score, maybe you could get to 11. I doubt it, but I got to 10 and
that's all that matters. Thank you everybody so much for watching and as always, I will see you in the next video. Bye-bye.
