PewDiePie Googles Himself and Reacts to What He Finds Online

PewDiePie Googles Himself and Reacts to What He Finds Online

PewDiePie searches for himself on Google and reacts to the results, including fan opinions, dating rumors about Marzia, and comments about his height. He humorously addresses the cringey experience of seeing what the internet says about him.

I Google Myself.. | Transcript:

The time has come, the time has come, a long time has passed. I'm going to Google myself. PewDiePie. I thought, oh, damn it. PewDiePie is the best YouTuber. Well, you heard it first, friends. Thank you all. Is PewDiePie still dating Marcia? Hey, Marcia, are we still dating? She says "yes." PewDiePie's height. Dude, I'm not 5'10. I'm out of touch with reality. I have no idea what's going on. I can't even shoot a video anymore. I mean, I don't know what's going on in the world. So we'll check it out together, and I, I won't Google myself, because Google is a cringey thing. Okay, let's start like this. Is PewDiePie retired? Not exactly, that is, yes. Yes, I am retired. But I still upload videos when I want to, or if I 've signed a contract and

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thinking about it a lot. I'm rethinking everything, okay? I have an extremely dependent personality. heroin addict, and has been for the past 14 years. I was addicted to everything except hard drugs and gambling. So, strangely enough I managed to avoid gambling. And I was addicted to YouTube like a loser for 15 years. Yes? No. Well, that was fun. But if I continued this for another 15 years, it would just be sad and pointless. So I just wanted to do YouTube for fun, and that's why I say I'm retired, even though I'm not. It's just that YouTube is so "sweaty" and difficult right now. I could make a whole video about this. My God. I saw it and

couldn't believe it. They do AB testing. YouTube conducts AB testing of introductions. So now we have to film two [__] introductions. I'm not going to do that. I will never, ever do that. Damn it. Hello everyone, and welcome to my second introduction. have to pee a little more in this one, so hopefully it optimizes the brain or your kids' attention span. Remember when you could just download a video and it didn't feel like it was sucking the soul out of you while you were watching it? I feel like I don't watch YouTube anymore because when I click on anything, I'm afraid of what the hell is going to pop up on me. Ah, I'm old, and I get angry at everything. Good. Is PewDiePie Swedish? You know, that

sounds ridiculous. But I've been living outside Sweden for quite some time now. 15 years old? Maybe 16? Yes, I'm still Swedish. I am still Swedish. I'm still fighting for Sweden. If Norway ever contacts us, don't you dare, Norway. I will help. Is PewDiePie's Odysseus really good? I would say yes. Yes, that's right. And I'm glad it was broken. We got a huge update. Yes, a huge update. I use it every day. I think that's great. I'm biased, of course, but there 's another element here: the Ajax AI model I created isn't finished yet. I made a whole video about this AI model, even though it was n't even released yet, because I had a sponsor. I had to publish.

Plus, my hair is terrible today, but I'm trying to accept it and just let it go. But it really distracts me because I see myself. So, I have Ajax running. Don't ask Ajax about this. But, as you can see, look at this. 60 tokens per second. And this is the BF16 version, so it will be even faster. You won't even believe it. I had a breakthrough and I would love to share it, but I'm still training the model. I'm still training. I won't release this model until it's ready. Of course? She will be simply incredible when she is ready. I just adore her. This, this is so cool. So yes, she is good. It's too difficult to install Odysseus right now. And we are working to fix it. So next time I tell you, Odysseus will be easy

to install and it will work right away. After all, that's the whole point. Is PewDiePie a billionaire? No. Is PewDiePie a millionaire? Yes. Yes, I am a millionaire. What does the billionaire say? 60 million. I really need to go to the bathroom, but I feel like we're on a good wave, right? Oh, you need to go to the bathroom. It's like old- school YouTube. Hey bro, what should I do? I'm going, I'm going to the toilet. Edgar, entertain them. Keep them busy with something. They have terrible attention spans, Edgar. Say something funny. Or racist. God, I'm covered in your fur. You lost so much hair. I do n't really.Look how hairy my shirt is.

Aggie. 17 years old. Actually, I think it's 17 and a half. I am proud of you. Ha? Am I boring you? Okay. Got it. I made a note. Is this angle better? From now on, I will use this angle. Is PewDiePie religious? And no one has asked me about it yet. I'm surprised that people. I guess religious people want to know. No, I would say. Yeah, agnostic, but you know, I've been wanting to do a video for so long where I review the Bible, the Pali Canon, and the Quran, but yeah, I haven't done it yet. I started reading the Bible and thought it was amazing. I liked it. So funny. Let's try this. What Linux distribution does PewDiePie use?

Just Arch, baby. But I used to use Ubuntu on my servers. It's a little annoying to use different versions. It doesn't matter most of the time, but do you know why you haven't installed Linux yet? Through AI, all software becomes open because it is very easy to reproduce. I mean, I do the same thing, and it's very close to Photoshop in Odysseia right now. Like, why would anyone use Windows? Why? You can play games on Linux. You can do anything. PewDiePie incident on the bridge. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 never You know what? That's fair. Okay, I'm actually going to go over to the dark side, just out of curiosity.

Is PewDiePie fluent in Japanese? No, no, I don't, and I'm actually very ashamed of it, because I've lived here too long not to know the language better, and I, I'm working on it. I'm putting in more effort now. I feel like I've gotten too deep into the technological crap, you know? I need, I really need to practice more. You get to a point where you can get along, but I really want to be able to communicate with people more. Okay, I have, next video, literally next video, I'll be "Nihongo Jozu", okay? Literally all of it is Japanese. Devil.

I really need it, I need it better, man. I am ashamed. I am worthless. I am the worst. Which one is news? Uh, this. I get Japanese e-e news. Okay, so Ajax. Okay, they're talking about my Ajax model. This is cool. I appreciate that, and uh, how I got banned from OpenAI. I was banned three more times. They, damn it, won't stop. I don't understand. What did I do wrong? I'm that good. I gave up. Now I just use Deep Sig. To hell with them. To hell with them all. Sorry. Actually, I probably shouldn't have said that. Wow, there's a lot of news about this. Yo, IMDb? Am I on IMDb? I did n't even know such a thing existed. What the hell? This is so

funny. I mean blogs. Okay. There are so many videos about me creating AI, and I have n't even released it yet, damn it. I, I apologize. I was so ashamed. You must understand. I've already gotten over it, but I was so disappointed then. I was so upset, but then I talked to my developers and they just said, "Dude." One of them even reminded me of Epictetus. He's like, "Dude, remember? You made me read this book, Felix. You shouldn't be upset." And I am like that, you are right. I thought I was so cool. But another part of me says, maybe I should be upset, because sometimes it's good to feel something, you know? This video is too long. I just want to thank the sponsor of this video. Thanks for watching this filler episode about

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