47:52
Today I'm testing banned viral toys in the world's strictest school because my friends and I are competing to see who can survive an entire day here. So to win, I brought toys to help me cheat, disrupt class, and even prank the teachers. But if any of us gets expelled, we'll have to face an extreme punishment. And class starts now. All right, here's the first banned squishy. Why would that be banned, dude? It's just a giant golden glitter dumpling. Well, it's banned because if you flip it over, there's actually a hidden phone inside of it. That is cool.
Wait, you need a calculator for this question? Yeah. 24 plus 43. 67. ZHONG! What's the answer on the board? If you get it wrong, you're going to detention! Uh, it's 67, Miss Johnson. Correct. Next pop quiz: where does MrBeast live? This is easy. I'll just ask AI. Wait, dude, I, I cannot remember where he lives. Can you please just tell me? No, I'm gonna survive the longest. I'm not sharing nothing. If you want to play like that, I brought my own banned toy.
This is the world's quietest surveillance drone. I'm gonna figure out what the answer is. All right, here we go. All right, let's get it over Zhong. Show me that answer, boy. Bryce, get away! You're not cheating off me. I know what you're doing. Okay, fine. You are so boring. I'll just check out my buddy Chad's answer. Who's Chad? Oh, he's my friend from the gym. You wouldn't know anything about the gym, would you?
Whatever. Get it right above him. Boom! Got the answer. The answer could still be wrong. There's no way Chad would let me down like that. All right, that's enough time! Bryce? I want you to answer this question. With pleasure, ma'am. The answer is obviously. North Carolina. I really thought I was gonna send you to detention! Better luck next time. All right, that's it! Everyone get ready for gym class!
OUT Okay, okay. OUT That was rough. What are you doing? I'm just late for class. Late for class? I think that's our gym coach. And that student just ran into him. Oh boy, you know what that means? Punishment time. Punishment? For what? Oh no! Stop! Oh, that coach is so strict! Not his hair. He actually shaved it! Oh, Zhong, we cannot be late to any classes. You think we should help him? I don't know, dude, he looks so sad. you know what?
I might have a banned toy we can use. It should be in my locker. Take this as a lesson. Be. time! Check this out, this is a realistic spider. I can probably scare the coach off and I'll save the student. Okay, Zhong, just go fast before he loses all of his hair. I'm trying. Come on, spider, go save him. We're almost there. A little bit, a little bit, a little bit, a little bit. What are you pointing at?
Oh, what is that?! Get outta here, hair's gone! Ooh, look how scared he got. I definitely saved this student. All right, now can we please hurry up and get to gym class? I will not be next. Okay, come on, let's go. All right, now that everyone's gone, check out my banned toy that I brought with me. It may look like a normal water bottle, but if you flip it upside down, open this, boom, hidden snacks. This is gonna gimme so much energy for gym class.
I'm gonna survive to the end easy. What are you doing there, Johnny? Nothing. Nothing? You think I'm stupid? No, I never- I know you're eating candy. I saw you on the security camera. What do you mean? This is just a regular water bottle. You don't have to do that. Regular water bottle, huh? You've been caught breaking rules. You know what that means. Detention! Wait, I never been to detention! Principal, I brought you your first detention of the day.
Wait, why am I blindfolded? Oh, you'll find out soon enough. I trust you know what to do. I gotta get to my next class. I got this. You're in for a real treat. I don't like detention! I won't eat any more snacks, I promise! Looks like Johnny is out already. I gotta lock in and survive gym class, or I could be sent to detention next.
Welcome to gym class, losers. We're not losers. Shut up! We're going to be playing a game of dodgeball. Yes, I love dodgeball! No one asked. But instead of dodging the ball by hand, we're going to be using my friendly little machine. Coach, I'm pretty sure this machine is not friendly. Maybe you guys just need to. man up. All right, losers, are you ready to play? No. Too bad!
Oh. Coach, you really hit him there? That gotta hurt, right, Bryce? Rest in peace, Bryce. Oh, Coach, how long do I have to play dodgeball for? When one of you losers actually catches a ball and can hit me. That's gonna be impossible! Exactly. I got this, you guys. Thank you, Chad. You guys suck. You know what, Bryce? I think I have a toy I can use. I need you to protect me, okay? Okay, I'll do what I can!
Okay, let me set it up. Look at Zhong hiding behind Bryce. Move out the way, Bryce! I think I have the perfect toy to end this exercise, a crying baby squishy. This is the plan. This baby squishy is gonna make crying baby noises that will distract the coach, and then we'll take him out with this orca shooter. Let's do this. All right, here we go. Good luck, baby! What was that?. Did somebody bring a baby to class? It worked! He's distracted.
Whatever you're gonna do, do it now. Time to take out the coach. Oh. Yes!. Guys, take him out! Wake up! Hit the coach! Come on! Mommy! We got him! Take that! Coach, we hit you. Did we win? Yes, but you just got lucky. This next game, your luck's about to run out. Okay. This guy's intense. Uh, why are we wearing boxing gloves? Because we're about to box, dummy. Why else?
Coach, I'm pretty sure back in my days we never boxed in gym class. Isn't this too crazy? This is the world's strictest school. You can quit if you want, loser. We're not gonna quit, right, boys? Yeah! Yeah. All right then, who's first? You gentlemen just get comfortable. This isn't gonna take very long. The rules are simple. One of you has to knock me out in order to pass this class. Yeah, and I'm gonna be the one to do it.
You're not ready for this cat technique. Young man, act normal. Oh, okay, he wants a show. He wants a show, everybody! Get your popcorn, 'cause he's not ready for everything I'm about to- Who's next? I got this, guys. Okay, Chad, I believe in you. Good luck. Let's see what you got. Never take your eyes off your opponent. That was a cheap shot. Oh, come on, get up, buddy, get up! Come on, knock him out!
What you got? I can't watch this. Zhong, you're next. Uh, Zhong, please tell me you have a toy to take care of this. I think I got something. Wish me luck. I have the perfect banned toy for this, a squishy boxing glove. Apparently, if you put this inside of a boxing glove, it'll make your punches 10 times as hard. The coach ain't ready for this. Zhong! Come on! We don't have all day! Sorry, Coach. I'm ready now. Actually, you're pretty puny.
Let's see if you can even hit. I'll give you a freebie. See if you got any strength. You're gonna regret that, Coach! That 3rd. one I could feel a little bit. Let's do this. Just gotta land a few more punches and you're out, Coach! Yeah! Just hit him, Zhong! I know you're not finished already. Yeah, come on, Zhong, that can't be all you've got. Get up, do something! I think we need another banned toy. Check this out. is smelling salt.
Apparently if you sniff this, it will give you a power boost. He's getting up! You're going down, Coach! Yes! Okay, okay, you got him, you got him, you got him. I think that means gym class is over. It's time for lunch, right? Yeah, I'm starving. Me too. Somehow I was able to survive gym class. Now let's hurry to the cafeteria. Lunch is ready! Eat up, kids! Principal, I know we're pretending to be students for this challenge and seeing if we can survive the school or not, but we're not actually kids.
Yeah, maybe- is there some adult food we can have, like burgers or- pizza! Pizza? Oh, there is pizza! Nice! Yeah, these are for the teachers only! Exactly. Eat up, boys, so you're ready for your next class! Well, Bryce, you enjoy that rabbit food. Look what I got here, a viral lunchbox. How is this thing viral? It just looks like a normal lunchbox. It does. Let me show you real quick. What's going on over here?
Huh, okay. Just making sure you didn't have any real snacks in there. I'm gonna go back to eating my pizza. Enjoy, Miss Johnson. This is what's viral? It just has broccoli in it? Take a look underneath it. Real food. Check this out. This is another banned toy. It may look like regular corn, but if you flip it, open it, we got fruit snacks inside, baby! Ooh. Let's see what we got in this one.
Got M&M's! Let me have just one M&M, please. No, I still got more food. Let me show you what else I have. Trail mix. This looks so good! Oh, and it's so good. Bryce, you look so sad. Yeah, I wonder why. You know what? I'm gonna be a good friend. You can have my snacks. Are you serious? Serious. dude, you are the best Little M&M. Principal's coming, principal's coming! I thought I smelled candy, and my nose never lies!
There's no candy here. Yeah, I mean, look, you know. What do we have? Spam, corn, ravioli. This doesn't sound like ravioli! Uh, it's probably expired. Oh. You know what, Principal, I gotta be honest with you. Yeah, it's best if you just admit it. This is all of Bryce's snacks! Look, I tried to stop him. You know what? I gotta get ready for next class. Yeah, I should get ready for class too. can't believe I caught you eating candy! I have something for you.
Is it a soda to wash this down? This is gonna be. good. Oh, it's so cold! Now get to your next class! Yes, sir. While Bryce dries off, Chad and I decided to visit the teachers' lounge before our next class. Zhong, what are we doing at the teachers' office? Bro, the lunch was so trash, I'm still starving. And remember, the teacher was eating pizza.
You think there's pizza still in there? I think there's pizza in there for sure. Zhong, it's locked. Don't worry, I have an idea. Check this out. Right here we have a banned Smooshers. What does it do? This is banned because if you squish it in front of a lock, it will create a key. So once you cut it open, it'll be inside of it. What is that, a key? I told you, just like that. Ha-ha, we're in! What, they got Doritos, Sour Patch Kids? Chad, look, the teacher even got a PS5!
I don't even have a PS5. Dude, this is so unfair. They get to play PS5 in school? Chad, you think there's more stuff in here? I don't know, let's keep looking. Okay, let's go. Come on. Whoa, look, it's the RMS Squishy Dumplings! These are so rare. Can we open it? Let's search a little bit more, then we'll open it. Come on, come on, come on. Another one? I found another one! You think there's more?
There might be. Let's keep searching, then we'll open it. Come on, we need more dumplings. Oh, Zhong! I found it! Okay, Chad, let's hurry and open this, then we can go to the next class. All right, let's do it. Okay, you go first. I'm getting nervous! Me too. Come on! Pink! Pink. I'm gonna open the green one first. Make sure no teachers are coming. Exactly. You ready? Yeah. Aw, purple?!. Okay, we only have one more. There has to be a glitter.
Fingers crossed. In 3, 2, one Orange. These are so lame. We gotta hurry to the next class. Come on. Go, go, go, go, go. What. do you think you're doing?! Uh, nothing. We're just getting ready for next class. Yeah, next class. They're. lying. smell. trouble. No, we would never lie. Yeah, we're not liars. Oh, is that so?. Then what's this?! That's AI. Yes, AI. Yeah. AI is not that advanced. know, why don't we just go in and see? That's a great idea. Go now!
Okay. Okay, okay. Oh, what were you saying before? You weren't here? How do you explain. this?! Oh my gosh! You guys opened my Squishy. Dumplings?! Sorry, we just found it laying around. And you didn't even get the rare ones!. Disappointing! I'm so sorry. Chad, I am most disappointed in you! Why me? It was Zhong's idea. Oh really? That's not what. this says. I hate these teachers. That's you farting on my. chair!
Yeah, that was me. Zhong, let's get to class. Okay, okay, okay. Chad, you're coming with me for your punishment. Oh, ow! So, I see you brought another bad student in for detention. We caught him breaking into the teachers' lounge. What was he doing in the teachers' lounge? Eating chips and farting on chairs! Farting on chairs?! That's not true. It was AI. You like the smell of farts, do you? No. Well, I've got a little. fart spray right here you're sure to love.
What is that?. Stop! Please stop! You like that? No, please stop! You know, Chad, I almost feel bad for you. I got you a little. gift. A gift? That was nice of you, Coach. Let's see what it is. It's not funny. I'm sorry, Chad. Here, have a snack. Okay. That's it! This school is way too strict for me! With Chad gone, it's only me and Bryce left, and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to survive this school.
Uh, okay, okay, okay. It's time for science! Looks like someone was almost late to class. I'm sorry for earlier. Sorry for earlier?! I don't accept your apology. I can't believe it's only two of you left and that your classmates quit already. It's okay, I'm gonna be the one to survive to the end anyways. The only way you're making it to the end is if you're going through detention. We'll see. Anyway, it's time for science class.
Let me show you what this class is all about. Whoa! That's crazy! Yeah! Oh, that was pretty crazy. What are we doing today? For science class, we're gonna be doing life hacks. If you can impress me with one, then you'll pass! And if you don't, detention! Okay, I think I can do this. You kidding me? I watch Zack D. Films every day. I'm killing this class. Let's see what life hack I should do. Zhong, you're up first. Let's see what you got. All right, I've seen this life hack somewhere on the internet, but basically if you fill this jar with Mountain Dew and you soak the egg in it, it will turn into an egg squishy.
We'll see about that. Let me show you guys something real quick too. These are real eggs. Check this out. Right? That's an egg. Hey, try not to eat those, Zhong. Big back. He's such a hater. Anyways, I'm gonna impress you with this for sure, Miss Johnson. Just watch. Pour it in, take an egg, drop it in there. Let's make a few more. Now. all we have to do is shake it up and it will turn into a squishy.
Zhong, there's no way this is gonna work. And when it fails, have fun in detention. Oh, I think it worked! Hold on. Oh, look, it turned into an egg squishy! There's no way! How does that work? The acidity of the Mountain Dew. breaks down the shell of the egg and turns it squishy. What she said, Bryce. Anyways, Miss Johnson, did I pass? No! I'm gonna have to see another life hack. Sure, whatever. All right, little boy, why don't you take a seat? Let me show you how it's done.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, for my life hack, I will be able to flip this bottle of water upside down and no water is gonna fall out. I don't believe that for a second. There's no way that's gonna work. Yeah, well, feast your eyes. All you need is a bottle of water and a little piece of paper over the top of the bottle. I will now defy. the laws of physics. How did that work? There's not a drop coming out. I'm dry as a piece of paper, baby.
I'm not impressed at all. How are you not impressed? There's no water coming out. I've seen it all before. I need to see another life hack. Next! Wow, this teacher is hard to please. Luckily, I have my Banned Squishy. A lot of life hack ideas. I think I know what to do next. Miss Johnson, you're not ready for the next life hack. What's the next life hack? I'm gonna make this banana taste like bubble gum.
I do like bubble gum, but I don't believe it. Let me show you how it's done. First things first, take a banana, peel it, drop it into the jar. Now comes the important ingredient. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice? You mean beet juice? Same thing. Ridiculous. Man, this guy's an idiot. Pour it in. Ooh, doesn't it look like bubble gum already? Ugh, it looks disgusting! Now you just mix it with some water.
Soak it all in there. There's no way that's gonna taste like bubble gum. Now just let it soak for a couple minutes. A couple of minutes?! Yeah, he can go next. We'll come back to this. All right, nothing is more impressive than a homemade air cannon. All I have to do is fill it up with smoke, When I activate it from the back, a. ring. of smoke will shoot out, knocking over the tower of cups. If that really happens, I'd be impressed. I pray it doesn't work. Well, then prepare your butts. First thing I gotta do is fill this up with smoke. And now that it is full of smoke, get ready in.
3, 2, 1! What. a fail! Unlucky, Bryce. All right, Miss Johnson, for my next life hack, I'm gonna make smoke bubbles. Well, you better impress me this time. This is gonna suck! All you need is some dish soap. Put it in this bottle right here. Next, you need a little bit of water. Now. you're just gonna mix it up.
What is Zhong doing? Now watch this. All I have to do is turn on the smoke machine. Are you seeing this?. Smoke bubbles! Whoa, it's getting big! Boom! Oh, it even sticks! Oh, it's so satisfying. Here, you try it. Pop it. Man, that's actually really cool. I'm not impressed. Still not impressed?! I honestly thought that you would do better this time. OUT Zhong, your little bubble life hack earlier was cute, but let me show you the real bubble life hack. All I need to do is take the cut-off top of a water bottle. and put it
inside of a sock. just like this, and then we'll. dip it into some soapy water, and then. you just have to blow. Yeah, you see, it's pretty cool. Come on, play with it. It's fluffy, it's fluffy. I'm gonna need to see one more life hack, Bryce. Okay, I'll think of one more. All right, Miss Johnson, it's time to try the bubble gum banana. If this actually tastes like bubble gum, then you'll pass this class.
I think you will be very impressed. Grab it. Whoa, isn't it pink like bubble gum? Let's have a taste. You hear this, Bryce? Mmm!. It actually tastes like bubble gum! Yeah! I'm impressed. You pass, Zhong! Ha! Take that, Bryce. All right, all right, all right, both of you guys need to chill out. I still have one more life hack. Follow me. All right, let's see what you got. What are we doing in the locker room? Well, I need a little more space for my final and best life hack: a working rocket ship.
There's no way, dude. Ridiculous. Okay, can you guys stop hating? All it took was an empty bottle with some duct tape, pencils, and paper to make the rocket ship. First, I fill it up with some vinegar. I've taken a cork that's loaded up with baking soda, and I'm gonna plug that hole right there. When I flip it upside down, the vinegar is gonna interact with the baking soda, build up pressure until boom! Let's see it. And if this works, you pass. And if it doesn't work, you're gonna go to detention. All right, come on, it should be any second now.
See, I told you it worked! That was amazing! You pass! But look at this mess! Go to your next class now! Yeah, yeah! Yes, ma'am. Those life hacks were pretty cool. Dude, that thing was sick. Zhong, is that your phone going off? I think it is. Dude, shut that thing off! You know we're not allowed to have those. But look, it's MrBeast calling! Should we pick up? No, okay? We're gonna get detention. Put it away. Okay, okay. Did I hear someone's phone ringing? No, no, no, you didn't. That was just me whistling.
You think I'm stupid? I wasn't born yesterday. Give me the phone or it's detention for both of you. But it's the new iPhone 18 Pro Max. Do you want detention or not? Zhong, you can buy another one. You've seen what those punishments are like. I'm not going to detention. Fine. It's coming right up. Let me see it. Here you go.
Okay, well, Principal, it seems like you dealt with the problem. Can we go to class now? I don't know. Let me check your locker one last time. Let me see. Hmm, just a couple of books. Okay, you guys are good. Thank you. Well, at least he's gone. By the way, Zhong, your. iPhone 18 is. definitely burgundy and this phone is gray. Mind explaining yourself? You see, this is actually a banned toy. A toy?. That's a book. Well, to most people this looks like a normal book, but if you flip it a couple pages, there's a secret compartment where I hid my. iPhone 18.
No. way, dude, that is sick! Oh, where are these guys? I hope they know that they're late. It's gonna be straight to detention. Oh no, Zhong, we took too long. I can hear the teacher yelling. We're gonna be late to class. Don't worry, look, this is a banned backpack. Whoa, that thing looks crazy. Why is it banned? Because this thing has wheels on it and you can ride it. Dude, that is sick!
Yep, this will take us to class and we should not be late. What do you mean us?. This thing looks like it only fits one person. Well then, you gotta run. See ya! Catch me if you can, Bryce! Come on, man. Oh, that thing's fast. Oh, Miss Johnson, I'm here! Now where is Bryce? If he's not here in the next 3 seconds, I'm gonna expel him. 3, 2, 1! I'm here, I'm here! Sit down, it's time for math class.
Finish these worksheets. All right, these questions are way too hard. Oh, someone's at the door. Oh, Mr. Principal, what are you doing here? Well, I heard it was these guys' last class. I wanted to make sure they weren't fooling around. Ah. Math is so boring. You know what, we should prank them. alright, how? Check this out, I have a banned water gun right here. Try to shoot me with it. Okay. Dude, this gun's broken. It shot backwards.
It's not broken, it's supposed to do that. Now let's take this and trick the teachers. All right, here we go. Hey, is that water? Zhong, are you holding a water gun? He totally is. Give me that! Zhong, you are so cooked. Let's see how you like it. Get him! This thing is broken! Back to your assignment! Yes, ma'am. Wait a second, Miss Johnson, we need to move these boys so they stop messing around.
You're right, get a move on, boys. Just listen to them, Zhong. Move it, move it, move it! Guys, Bryce is so far away from me now. I can't talk to him. I can pass him a note though. All right, better catch this. Must be a note from Zhong. Let's see what it says. It says 6-7, that's funny. Hey! The teacher's on to him! Is that a note from Zhong? Uh, no, I'm just doing my work. At least he threw the note back.
Luckily I have a banned toy that can get rid of this. Check this out. This thing right here will eat anything. Now the evidence is completely gone. It's from Zhong, isn't it? Let's go look at his desk. Let's! Were you passing notes? You know that's illegal, right? And if we catch you doing it, it's straight to detention! Uh, there's no notes here. Oh really? Then what's this? Huh, there's nothing in here. Let's go! That was way too close. Luckily, thanks to this banned toy, it was able to eat the note and I'm safe.
Come on guys, you better lock in! Do we have to? You can quit if you want. It's so hard to cheat when the principal and the teacher are in the same room. You know what?. I left a banned toy in the teacher's office earlier. I think it's time we activate it. Hopefully it'll get rid of one of them. What's that smell? Why don't you go check it out and I'll watch these two boys? I'll be back, Miss Johnson. Mm-hmm. This is gonna be good.
Definitely coming from inside the teacher's office. There he is. What an idiot. Oh, where is that smell coming from? Must be coming from the trash. I'll find it. Oh, it's not in there. He is already making a mess. Man, this guy's about to crash out. Oh, where is it coming from? What is this, a tongue? Oh, just one of those squishy. tongues. Be in the Doritos? Where is it coming from?! Oh, he is totally crashing out. This is so fun to watch after he has been torturing me and my friends all day.
Perhaps it's this. cheese. One of the kids stuck it here. My goodness, that's disgusting! I can't take this anymore! Oh! Yeah, he gave up. He's definitely not coming back. I wonder what's taking the principal so long. Should have been here by now. Well, if the principal's not coming back, we could always end math class early! Huh, since you want to be funny, if you don't finish this assignment in five more minutes, then it's straight to detention!
Thanks a lot, Bryce. I was just trying something. Thanks to Bryce, it's gonna be impossible to finish this. I only answered one question so far. Luckily, I have another banned squishy I can use. This is a brain squishy. Apparently, if you squeeze it, it will make you smarter and help you do all your homework. Oh, Zhong, how did you do that so fast? Give me some of the answers. I'm not showing you anything. I'll be the one to survive this school and win this challenge.
Jerk. I had a feeling this would happen again, so without telling Zhong, I went ahead and already set up an eyeball squishy. This bad boy is gonna help me see everything that's on Zhong's paper, so I can just copy the answers. Okay. We make a good team, Zhong. Thank you. All right, five minutes is up. Let's see how you guys did on your assignment. Take a look, Miss Johnson. Interesting. Everything is correct.
Well, let's check out Bryce. I'm sure he didn't get anything correct. Probably not. Feel free to check every last question. This is ridiculous! What is this?! Correct answers? This can't be! Uh, I think we're both just really smart. I. don't think so! Zhong, what is this?! What is what?. Huh? I cannot believe this. Zhong, how. could you cheat? Okay, if you want to talk about cheating, Bryce, what is that?! Isn't that your squishy eyeball?
I have never seen that before in my life, thank you very much. That's it, I've had enough. Hand me your squishies now. Do we have to? Yes. Okay, here's my squishy dumpling. There's a. phone inside of here?! Here's my squishy carrot. I cannot believe this. Now I'm gonna watch you do this assignment. Yes, Miss Johnson. This is not gonna be good. Little does she know that squishy carrot secretly attracts rabbits.
I do not have a good feeling about this. Come on, Zhong, keep it up! Wait, what's that noise? What? It's a bunny! And it ate all of my students' homework! Someone explain this at once! Okay, it's probably my fault. forgot to tell you that it attracts bunnies. That's it, Bryce, straight to detention! Let's go! Come on! There we go, Miss Johnson. What do you think? I. love it because. you. deserve this. You guys really think this is like a great punishment?
I mean, like, I love snakes, so this is actually kind of fun. Oh yeah? Well, one of them just happens to be venomous. Let's hope it doesn't bite you! You. put a venomous snake on me?! Please don't bite me, please don't bite me! Look how scared he is! Is this really necessary? I mean, you could just give me extra homework, or, or maybe a pop quiz as a punishment, huh? Did you forget this is the world's strictest school?
Yeah! I want my mommy! Aww! That was the school bell. Does that mean the day's over? Oh no, I forgot about Zhong! Yes, Zhong! Zhong, there you are! We have to get back to math class now! Math class? Do you not just hear the bell ring? You know what that means, right? I survived the school, so I. win! Nooooo! Because you lost, it's time for your punishment. Let's go baby! Zhong, can we please go home?
Let's go! But I'm not gonna lie, I was not sure if I could survive this school or not. This is why you should always believe in yourself. Let's go! This is not over!
