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This is Brad. And this is Troy. Together, they call themselves the big dogs. And apparently, they think they're better than me at pretty much everything. But today, I'm putting that to the test in some classic, nostalgic GTA stunt racing. If they somehow manage to beat me, they both win a free copy of GTA 6. All right, big dogs. Both of you have a big mouth, but I'm bringing YOU GUYS TO THE OG GTA 5. But listen, if one of you two win, both of you are getting a free copy of GTA 6. Doug, that's a terrible thing. one of us wins? NO, BRO. ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? And I'll give you a head start. Just go. You're not going to do this.
Watch these boys fall off. WATCH THEM OH. OH, WAIT. BRAD IS DOING IT. OH. YEAH, this is just going to be way too easy. Okay. Hold up. I'll give you a little bit, too. Okay. Oh, look at them. Look at OH. OH, WAIT. I'M FAILING, TOO. This isn't good. It's over for you guys now. Wait, what are you talking about? to try. Oh, Troy's actually doing it. He's going up. Bro, I need to go. I Ooh, I missed. All right. So, basically, this is a very easy skill check race, all right? So, this going to be easy. This definitely going to be easy.
I'm only You guys made it, right? Uh yeah, I'm doing it. Are you doing it, Troy? Doug, I'm so far ahead of you guys, you don't even know. Wait, Brad, you're ahead of us? Oh, what are you talking about? Oh, I was just kidding, Doug. Oh, wait. Both of YOU MISERABLY FAILING? HEY, YOU GUYS CAN WORK TOGETHER on this. You don't have to start fighting already, bro. I haven't been trying, Doug. Right. Oh. Oh, look at him go. WHOA.
BRAD'S GOING, BRO. BRAD'S [screaming] GOING. JELLY. YO. JELLY GOT IN MY WAY. NO, BRO. I think that ball was placed there Uh before you, okay? I didn't get in your way. Look at both of you losing now. This is just hilarious. What's that in front of me? Checkpoints. Aw, that feels so good. I you know, I think I'm just going to keep going, bro. I think I'm just going to keep going. What am I supposed to do? Wait for you? Please go. Please. We're going to catch up, Doug. Trust me. I'm not concerned. I don't think you guys will catch up. I don't think that's going to happen. Okay, I'm just going on this big roll, right, boys? You guys can just keep yapping
while I make the checkpoints. I can't believe I'm actually really good at this game. This is just fantastic now. Okay, that's it. It's time to try. I'm going to start trying now, Doug. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING. NO, OBVIOUSLY NOT. I just wanted to make it FAIR FOR YOU. AW, OBVIOUSLY. You actually did block me right there. I'm not even laughing. [screaming] Oh, you're never going to make these, bro. If you're struggling at the first, you're literally never going to make these. Oh, trust me. That's what they all say. I'm about to, Doug. Trust me. I
got it. Brad, I got it. Let's go. I had to go higher. They're going. AW, I WAS RIGHT THERE. YO, I GOT SO HIGH. LET'S GO. I'm at the last checkpoint. You're at the next checkpoint? The last checkpoint. No need to lie to us, okay? It's It's not like I'm trying, really. I'm I'm I'm really giving you guys like I'm cutting you some slack, you know? We're literally almost at the finish line as we speak. Bad, I seen that, by the way. That was embarrassing. Don't do that again. never going to make these. You're never Nope. Doug, I just need to get through this first one, Doug. I mean I just last one.
I'm starting to get a little angry, Doug. I'm starting to get This IS GETTING A LITTLE THAT'S GREAT. IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR IN THE VIDEO, THEN I NEED TO tell you something. I'm giving away a free copy of GTA 6 to one lucky subscriber that is watching this video. Give me a reason why you deserve to win it in the comments. Good luck. All right, you know what? I'm going to show them what we learned at Big Dawg University, Doug. What's Big Dawg University? Uh you wouldn't know. Of course you Uh-huh. Yeah. prestigious university you could ever attend.
Right. big dogs, aka us. Uh-huh. THAT'S RIGHT. OH. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO GET IN? OH. HOW MUCH? Five trillion dollars, Doug. That's a lot of money. All right, guys, I just made the last checkpoint. The next thing is the finish line, bro. You guys can keep yapping, though. You guys can keep yapping. I like it. Hold on. Oh, I got it. Oh. Oh, yeah. Doug, I was so close. YOU GUYS LITERALLY HAVEN'T MADE A SINGLE CHECKPOINT? DOUG. So close. This is embarrassing. You guys are so terrible.
Okay, Bad is literally embarrassing. Okay, Doug. Did you just say I'm embarrassing? Troy, you've been having such a big mouth about your GTA skills. Huh? Okay, trust me on this, okay? The moment I start trying, it's over for you. Okay, we all know this. WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TRYING? UH TO MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING, DUH. OH, RIGHT. right now as we speak. I feel really bad for dragging you both into this. All right, so go up.
Yeah, and then right. Yeah, this is the wall ride part. Up and then up. And just keep it like that. And you don't have to go full speed by the way. You can like slow it down a little bit. You guys are so bad. All right, you know what? I'll I'll I'll bring you guys into an easier race. If you win that one, you get a free copy of GTA 6. I'm going to have to cut you guys some slack, all right? You clearly are both incapable of doing parkour. Uh incapable. Okay. Okay, I'm just not trying. I've removed the parkour elements because you both clearly suck. If one of you win this, both of you will get a free copy of GTA 6. But, if I win, you get you can never call me a little dog
ever again. Ooh, so the stakes are high. Yeah, stakes are real high, bro. The stakes are real high. Like, that's like worth a million. You guys should work together like hit me up or something. All right, Big Dawgs, if you beat me, you'll win GTA 6. I'm giving You guys a head start, just go. You're not going to beat me. Okay. I'm so confident. He actually thinks he's going to win. Of course I'm going to win, guys.
Like, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ONE OF YOU IS ALREADY DEAD. HOW? THAT'S THE BIG DAWG TACTIC right there. That actually increases our chances of winning, but he doesn't know about it. How does that increase your chances? Well, I'm on my way to Detroit. I'm already catching up cuz slipstream's on. Uh Troy, any last words, bro? Uh yeah, say I'm the Big Dawg and I'll let you catch up. I don't have to say that to catch up, I think. Yeah, I'm sure you don't, Dawg.
You know where you can be. I'm going to catch you now, watch this. back there. Uh Brad, you're actually not far behind, bro. Oh, never mind. Terrible landing. ALL RIGHT. [screaming] YO! OH, NO! SO EMBARRASSING. Oh no. You got first place right there. Oh no. THIS IS BAD. BRAD IS IN FIRST PLACE. UH-OH. DOUG, I feel bad because I mean I see him just so I he's like Nah, bro. You don't have to feel bad. I'm right behind you, bro.
Guys, I just want to say I am really close to you guys. I'm right behind you. Don't worry about me, okay? Oh, this is just too fun. You guys think you're oh so good, but you're not. Doug, like seriously, I you know Doug. We know. You know, I used to be called the DNF king. Do you guys know that? Yeah. Still are. Still are, Doug. Good no. Right? It's not like you have Nah, bro. I lost that name a long time ago. I just want to say guys, we're on a whole new level right now.
What, Troy? He doesn't know. We're on a different league, okay? We're on a different level. you, bro? You're literally in third. Have you made the wall right yet? You're 24 seconds behind. Doug, where is he? I can't find him. Are you kidding me? I'm right behind you, Brad. Brad, you look like a little green blob. Doug is going as fast as he can. Uh-huh. He's going literally faster. He's going faster, okay? He is too.
No. It's not faster. It's It's It's ketchup. It's faster CUZ IT'S [screaming] THAT'S RIGHT. BRAD, HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THAT? That's right. I told you. I don't know what to tell you. Okay, Brad's better at this game than I thought he would be. Troy is 37 seconds behind. I just want to say it's all a part of the plan, okay Doug? I'm really close. Oh my god, how are you alive? You better think twice before bumping into the big Doug. Look, I'M NOT FASTER. OH! YO! GET OUT OF THE WAY! MY NAME'S JELLY AND I AM REQUEST YOU TO LEAVE.
I may or may not have went the wrong way. How do you go going way? It's one direction. BRAD! OH. YO, TROY, you're 30 seconds behind. You're on DNF territory. You're never catching up. Exactly. I'm catching up, Doug. I was You're never catching up. That's Brad, Doug. [screaming] Doug, okay, you're not going to believe this. I literally lagged. No, you did not blame lag. Tick tock formation number two, Troy.
Oh my god, you both are actually catching up. Now that Now I'm kind of scared. I can't believe I'm saying this. We're going to have to work together if we want to beat him, okay? Stop doing that, Troy. STOP DOING THAT. OH, YOU GUYS ARE BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER, HUH? OKAY, DOUG, you stay on that lane. I'll stay on this lane. Did you hear that, Doug? He actually thinks that he's better than us. Oh, I definitely am. I'm 22 seconds ahead, boys. How are you going to catch up 22 seconds? so How about this? If you're so good, Uh-huh? why don't you sit tight for 22 seconds?
Okay. If you're so good, unless of course I wouldn't be surprised I'm not scared. I'm going to win this 100%. Oh, look at him. I'll give you guys Go, go on. Go then. No way. No way you really did that. Go, go, go. Oh, no. You're You're not going to win. I'm so good. What are you doing? You see? I'm getting first. You guys are each other's worst enemy. Look at his car, how fast it is, Doug.
Troy, you got Block him. You got to I'm going TO BLOCK HIM. OH. TROY, HE'S FASTER, DOUG. NO, IT'S because whoever's FIRST IS SLOWEST. [screaming] GOOD PLAN, BRAD. Whoever's in first is slowest. That's how it works. Keep doing that. Oh, he's flying over there, bro. How did I NOT MAKE IT? [screaming] NO. YOU GUYS ARE BAD UH OKAY, IF YOU'RE SO good I'm literally giving away $200 if I lose. Like why would I Why you know what? Whatever, bro. I'm so confident in myself Because you're scared.
I'm so confident in myself that I'll just Oh, he's getting a little cocky now. I think you should try and slow me down a little bit more, Brad. Wait, wait for me. Yeah, he's cheating. How am I cheating? I just cheated. That's right. Should have been careful right there. AH, YOU'RE SUCH A FOCUS man right now. Come on. Oh, why am I turning backwards? Oh, oh, oh. Bad landing for me. That's right, little dog.
Troy is again another 13 seconds behind. Where'd you go, Brad? Where'd you go? Don't worry. I'm right here, Brad. Oh, oh, you're not going to make it. No need to fear. The big dog is here. Oh, oh, I'm not going TO MAKE IT. WHOA. UH-OH. I BOOSTED YOU. OH, NO. OKAY, I STILL have a chance at this. I've been cutting you a little bit too much slack, though. I've been cutting you a little bit too much slack. Oh, Troy's behind me now. This is good. This Stop playing around.
We made you stop playing around. You got manipulation tactics. Clearly, you don't know about them, though. No. Go, go, go, go, go, go. No. This is not good. This is I'm going to win. Hate to say I told you so, but I told you so. BRAD. BRAD, JUST KEEP GOING. BRAD. OKAY. OH, HE'S FAR AHEAD. He's far ahead, bro. He's far ahead. Troy being first is probably the bad like the bad for you guys cuz Troy definitely sucks at this game. That's done. You're acting like I was trying the whole time.
You were 30 seconds behind at one point, bro. He's the one in first right now. He deceived you into thinking he was the worst one. First is the worst, second is the best. No. First is the best. Don't worry. I just hit a bump. Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. This is really not good for me right now. I'm winning. This is really bad for me right now. Dad, get ready. There's wall rides. OH. I'm ready. That's where I'm going to shine.
What the heck? Why that happen? I need Troy to fall off. This is bad for me right now. I'm getting scared. And you need me to fall off, okay? Let's not be doing Yeah, I'm not too worried about you. You're not far ahead of me at all. I can definitely get you. Where did you guys learn HOW TO DO WALL RIDES all of a sudden? Uh cuz I'm on my controller. Like I told you, we were literally just finessing, okay? You can finesse all you want, you suck.
Okay, I'm first. You're in front of me now. Bad. It's called learning how to fly. Don't worry. Learning how to be flat. Make sure he doesn't pass me, Dad. That's all you got to do cuz he's cheating, obviously. He's cheating. Okay, yeah, Brad's out of the picture. You're next, Brad. You're next. I see you. DAD. I SEE YOU. [screaming] Get ready to take first place, Brad, okay? I'm getting ready. Brad, don't miss the bump. Yes. Let's go. OH, MY GOD. YEAH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. OKAY, YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY.
You guys don't know how to fly and land. No. You got to hit him. You got TO HIT [screaming] OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. THAT WAS THE ONLY SHOT, GUYS. THAT was the only shot you're going to get. Oh, please. Don't worry. Troy, get ready to take first. Oh, oh, oh. Brad, you want me to take first? Oh, nice landing there, Brad. What the heck? How did you get there? Take that. That's right. See, I distracted him with my bad landing. I may or may not have went for a play. Didn't go too well. Okay, we've got 20 more checkpoints. And I'm definitely not giving you any more slack, like 100%. Ooh, Brad, what if I go right behind you the whole time?
Yeah. We take turns getting behind each other, so we'll go faster. Yeah, exactly. That's what I was saying. Oh, it is actually working. He's using his momentum. Oh. Oh, my god. I'm scared. LET ME GO. OH, MY GOD, I'M TERRIFIED, BRO. OH, MY GOD. HOW ARE YOU AHEAD OF ME? BRAD. ROY, just knock him off. Knock him out of the way. Don't let him get in the tunnel. OH, MY GOD. I GOT TO GET FIRST, DAD.
OH, my god. Wait, I probably shouldn't have done that. He's trying to look like a try hard. No, I was just trying to dodge you, BRO. LET'S GO. NO. IT'S CALLED MOMENTUM. OKAY, OKAY, lucky there. You got to go. We got TO GO. OH, [screaming] WHAT THE HECK? I'M SO GOOD, BRAD. WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 10 CHECKPOINTS TO GO. NO. That was That's a big dog play, right? He's catching up fast, okay? You got to block him. Am I still going to get another shot?
No. Seven checkpoints. Oh, my gosh, he's right there, Brad. How did he catch up so quick? I know. I don't know, cuz he's he's cheating, dog. He's cheating. I was Troy went the wrong way. NO. OKAY. NO. NATE TOOK THE NATE D. HE'S CHEATING. Oh my god. Woah. He went the wrong way. Surely, you've got to be kidding me.
I FELL ASLEEP DURING THE CLASS. THERE IS A HEY, REMEMBER I will never be called Little Dog again after this. Hold on. That's assuming you're going to win. Uh yeah, we're like basically there. Like soon. Oh, I see he's still dying, dog. Oh, I see Troy as well. But he's failing. He's failing like he does at everything else. There it is. No. Red. Dog, stay put for a sec. Stay put if you're a big dog.
Unless you're scared. That's what it feels got to Stay put if you're a big dog. HE WAS STAYING PUT. [screaming] NO. RED. HEY BOYS, NO GTA 6 FOR both of you. I'm sorry. I'm not going to say any names, but somebody on my team, and it wasn't me, literally was terrible. I just want fair and square, boys. I just want fair and square.
