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Is everyone okay? Oh, let What? Fire? How does a fire start in the middle of Oh, it's humans. What are those? Why is lava put here? What the It's definitely coming from our camp, guys. Oh, no, no, no. What? RICO! OH, WE GOT TO PUT THE FIRE OUT. HUMANS. OH, thank god I got you, buddy. Don't worry. You're safe with me. DUDE, WE SAID NO LAVA. YOU DON'T START A FIRE THAT WAY. WELL, A GOOD hunter can start fires with anything. Wow, they're so loud. never again. out of here. Let's go this way. Oh, no.
No! [screaming] GUYS, IT'S A MONSTER AND SEE, I TOLD YOU MONSTER GIRLS WERE REAL. HUH? SEE, [screaming] I TOLD YOU. NO, NO, NO. WHAT WAS THAT? NO, EDEN. OH, THAT'S GOING TO MAKE ME RICH. NO. They nearly got me. What am I thinking? I should never go near humans again. They're Hello. Hey. Ender girl, are you here? We didn't want to kill her. She was probably just scared. Huh? He could tell I was terrified? Great.
Kind of cute, actually. Oh, no. Hey, hey, puppies. I want to talk TO YOU. BACK OFF. OH, NO. OKAY. A stick, he's dead. Uh, maybe I can help. Get away. Shoo. Get out of here. Now, right now. Scram. Leave him alone. Hey. Uh, stay back. Stay back. Hey, I don't want to hurt He probably just wants to trap me or something. I know what humans are like. What? No. No, no, no. I just wanted to say thank you for saving me. What? Thank you. [snorts] What? Oh, YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT HIM, CAN'T YOU? [screaming] HUH? HANG ON. PUPPY, PUPPY. I got A STICK.
GET AWAY FROM HIM. OH, WAIT. What the Wait, did you Huh? So, do you do that a lot or No. I didn't even mean to. I didn't realize I could do it. I The wolf was going to eat you and I'm not a monster. I wouldn't Oh, it's okay. It's okay. I don't think you're a monster. Really? Well, I mean you saved me again, so thanks. Really? AARON! AARON, WAS THAT A WOLF? I OH, I KNEW IT. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. [screaming] DUDE, SHE SAVED ME, OKAY? OH. DUDE, YOU NEED TO GET OUT of here. TRUST ME, YOU DON'T WANT HER MAD at you. BUT I YOU NEED TO GO. OH, BUT I FINE. GO.
GET YOU LET ME LIVE. DUMMY, STOP CARRYING THE RIFLE OUT WHEN YOU'RE RUNNING. You stood up for me. All right, come on everyone, we're leaving. Let's go. Dad, did you see her? Was she real? She's a real Ender girl and she has real Ender powers. Now, let's go. COME ON. GOODBYE, RICO. I'll never forget you. Dad, we hit something? It's probably just a rock. Just keep going. Huh. This is human forest, I guess. What? This is so amazing. Look at this. Their trees are fantastic. Huh? What is He's in water. Oh, no.
Huh? Soap. Oh. Hey, is he okay? Why is The water's going to hurt him. I'LL HELP YOU. WHAT? I'LL SAVE YOU. WHAT THE DON'T WORRY. I'VE GOT THIS. IT'LL BE OKAY. NO, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE I'M OUT. I GOT THIS. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? OH. OKAY. He was in the water. He must be Huh. Wow, this is actually kind of nice. Wait, THAT WAS YOU? LISTEN, I'M FLATTERED, but I'm not sure if you should be spying in windows when people are taking a shower and a Wait, you have one OF THESE INSIDE?
GET OUT, DON'T WORRY, SO IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I LOVE HIM. SCRAM. I SAVED YOU. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, what did you do with him? Buddy, it's okay, it's okay. Okay, he's just outside. Hm? Ooh. So, come on down to the Minecraft History Park, where we make history. That lady's stuck in your wall. I'll get you out, DON'T WORRY. WHAT'S IN THERE? I WAS SO PAYING FOR THAT. OH. Um Where'd she go? Listen, there's a lot you probably don't understand here. But you know what? It's okay, you don't know. Sweet, so she wasn't Oh, things are weird here.
Um, I'll bring the dog in. Maybe things are opposite here. There we go. See? There you go. Alexander, YOU'RE YOU'RE RIGHT. I DIDN'T mean to hurt anything or No, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, it's all right. I get it, you've probably never been here before, SO OH. ERIC! [screaming] OH, NO. ERIC, OPEN UP! THAT'S MY WEIRD FRIEND WITH THE GUN. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY HIDE. DUDE, IT IS 11:00 P.M. ERIC, ERIC, WE HAVE TO GO BACK THERE. NO, you owe me a new door. Oh, forget the door. If we shoot THAT ENDERMAN THING, YOU CAN BUY A THOUSAND DOORS. YOU'VE GOT HUNTING STUFF, RIGHT?
Let's see, where do you keep it? In the closet? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, DON'T KEEP IT IN THERE ANYMORE. EW, DON'T YOU EVER DUST IN THAT THING? DUDE, it's a closet, and I don't have any hunting stuff here, but I do have a flashlight. Can you take that and go? Fine, it's your loss. More ender cash for me, anyway. Okay, I'll go get it, but just don't lose it, all right? And don't touch anything. Okay, okay. Hope he goes away. What the Ew. What Uh-oh. What was that? I SAID DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. OH, WHATEVER. HERE, TAKE IT. Don't lose it, THOUGH.
WHAT? OH, you act like you don't care, but I know you want that Ender thing, too, but I'm going to find it first. She's a girl. She's not a thing. Oh, yeah? Well, I DOUBT THAT. YOUR COUCH smells like farts. Dude, get out. Did he see me? He almost saw me, right? No, he definitely didn't. He would have said something. But, if you're going to stay here, we need to get a disguise for you. Here, come upstairs and we'll find something for you. What size are you, by the way? I don't know what that means. Something you can use. I mean, I can be tall and small. See? LIKE THIS. OH, WOW. What did you just do to my door?
You should probably not do that around anyone else, okay? Yeah. Sorry about that. Yeah, well, whatever. I'll just fix that later. Here, here. Come on, come on. Woah. Oh, Aaron, come on. Tell me, WHERE'S THE PARTY? I'LL SO TOTALLY act surprised. I promise. Dude, it's not a party. It's not a party, okay? I just need you to watch her, okay? Yeah, you got it. Wait, watch who? Woah. Oh, hey. Look, THE LITTLE MONSTER THING. WHAT ARE THE MONSTER THINGS? [screaming] I'M TALKING ABOUT BEING A GIRL. SEE? Listen to me. I just need you to do me this favor, okay? Make sure nothing bad happens to her, okay? And just DON'T
LET HER FOLLOW ME. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LEAVE ME HERE WITH SO, POWERS, HUH? That's pretty neat, huh? Yeah. Want to see? No, I'm good. Please, please don't kill me. Look, I can do this. Wait, what are you doing? See? Woah. Isn't that cool? I see. You know what? That's That's pretty cool. Right? I can also put it over here in the water. Now people will be safe. Yeah, I don't think that's how it works, but sure.
Wait, what kind of stuff is here? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait up. Aaron said not to go in. This feels like the opposite of what he was looking for. No, I just want to see. Woah. Hey, wait, wait, wait. Come back. This is cool. I like it. Woah. This is insane. What? So many colors. Hi. You're not supposed TO FOLLOW ME. PIERCE, PIERCE, SHOOT, WHERE ARE YOU? REVEAL YOURSELF. I TRIED. DO YOU KNOW SHE HAS POWERS? YES, we've all known this. Is that like people stuff? Yeah, it's something I thought would look cute.
Wow. YOU CAN'T JUST PIERCE, LOOK OUT. OH, [screaming] THIS LOOKS LIKE ME BUT PRETTY. OH, you whoa. Yeah, whoohoo. Okay, cool, but a question. Is she allowed to do that in front of everybody? Dude, shut your mouth. Oh yeah, dude, we didn't pay for that. You got to hide. OKAY. OH. [screaming] SORRY. WAIT, WHAT? NO. PIERCE, LOOK AWAY. TRANSFORMS. LOOK DOWN. KEEP LOOKING DOWN. SHE FORGOT HER BAG. Um Is Casey okay? Okay, I think she's gone. I just need a What are we doing? What are you doing? Somebody saw me. I THINK EVERYBODY saw you. Just don't get the car, okay? Be quick. Okay. Yeah, I got it. What do we do? Okay, JUST TURN THAT OFF. OKAY, WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE. FOLLOW ME.
OKAY, JUST LOOK AT ANYONE. JUST KEEP FOLLOWING ME. LET'S GO. A MONSTER. WHAT THE LOOK AT HIM, DUDE. WHAT are you doing? OH, I KNEW IT. OUT OF MY WAY. ANDREW, GIRL, YOU GOT TO GO. ANDREW, I'M NOT SHOOTING HER. EXCUSE ME. NO. Water I hate water. Ah, you know, that was a neat trick. Most mobs think that you're just a myth, but you're going to MAKE ME HURT. NO. [screaming] WHAT DID YOU DO? NO. DON'T BE AFRAID. JUST GO. YOU HURT. THEY DIDN'T ASK YOU. [groaning] TOLD YOU I GUESS WE'RE EVEN NOW. THAT'S IT.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO. OH. YOU hurt him. He was the only human who was EVER NICE TO ME. WHOA, HEY, uh let's talk about this uh like people. People? I'm not a monster. Huh, what? No. [screaming] No. You killed him. No, I didn't MEAN TO. HOW MONSTER AND SHE KILLED ERIC. NO, [screaming] I DIDN'T DO IT. YOU SHOT HIM. HOW? I'LL FIND YOU. NO, NO. HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING? What's going on? Uh I got to get out of control when I think of that human.
I can't do this. I got to find him. Maybe I can use my powers then. Let's see. Now it ends. Huh. Oh, wait, something's happening. Maybe I can keep using my powers to make that portal that Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry. Why is the Huh. Oh my gosh. Oh, get it. What happened? I'm so sorry. This is all my fault. [screaming] Uh oh, good. You're not dead. Did anybody see you? matter. I hope they did. I'm a monster.
Yeah, let's uh let's get you somewhere not uh here. This Where are we going? I mean, just not here, right? Done. Just tell people I'm here. But Wait, hold on. This portal power thing activates whenever you're like in danger, right? does. It must be someone I care about. OH, THEN I HAVE AN IDEA. Are you sure about this? NOT AT ALL. BUT TRUST ME, IT'LL BE GOOD. I mean, I barely know you. Is this a good idea? You advise you kind of break it up. No, Pierce is right. We got to make you stressed if we want to get out of that. Well, it's it's working CUZ I'M VERY STRESSED RIGHT NOW.
Don't worry. I've got this, okay? All right, then. Let's do this. Right. Not afraid. GUYS, WAIT A MINUTE. ALL RIGHT, FOR NOT BEING DEAD. OKAY. AW, look at this. So little. I'm still figuring this out, okay? Yeah, Pierce. How many portals have you made? Yeah. What? No, no, no, no, no. [screaming] It was a compliment, you know? It's like one of those like little purses or whatever. Yeah, but it is small. Can I go through it? Let's see. Maybe Oh, jeez.
[screaming] CLOSE IT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CLOSE IT. I DON'T EVEN know how to open it. What do I do? Got him. OH. HUH. Who's that? Um, is it dead? I [screaming] Yes. Looks like it. Yes. So, now what do we do? Hoho, I'll tell you what we do. We tell the cops we don't know nothing. And then we all Aaron? Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I have no clue. I mean, it's not like anyone's giving out info on extinct mobs or nothing. There is one person that I did hear about. Hm. I think I know what to do. Moseum. Okay. We got to go in there. Are you sure this is a good idea? What are you talking about? Oh, it's the best idea. Hi. Hello.
Welcome to the Minecraft History Museum. Who's ready for an adventure? Oh, me. I want to go in there. You guys are helping me to tell us about Ender Bobby, adventure time. Come on, get out of my Okay. Okay dokey. Here you'll see a dirt house, the pinnacle of Minecraft architecture. Yes, gaze at its wonder. Ew, who would want to live in a dirt house? I live in a dirt house. Yeah, obviously, because who wouldn't want to live in a dirt house? WITH ALL THE DIRT AND STUFF. THERE'S MORE to see. Cute. And here we have a typical farmer with his peaceful zombie neighbors. Yep, they sure had fun.
Wait, what about that one? HE'S HAVING FUN, OKAY? OKAY, OKAY. And this is the mighty hero named Herobrine who spread joy wherever he went. I think he was the bad guy. Ha, yeah. Because bad guys have hero in their name. Um Anyway, follow me this way. Okay. Oh, you're going to love this. This is the end portal. Yep, these are used to take you to the end. The end? Wait, where's the end? Oh, it's I mean, it's at the end. It's right there in the name. Huh, yeah, I guess that makes sense.
Yes, local legend says that there used to be an end portal somewhere in the woods. Some people even report seeing an Enderman stalking those woods to this very day. Wow, scary. Crazy. Um excuse me, if we had a map, could we find that end portal, maybe? Sure. Haha, you could probably also find Bigfoot, TOO. REALLY? WOW. AH, GOD, I'm so funny. Yeah, hilarious. I need you to distract her, okay? I'm going to get the map. Hoho, you got IT. HIT THAT. IF THE SHORT stuff don't do it, nothing will. That's very distracting. Guys, we need
to distract her, not get thrown out. Let's just ask her a question. All right, right, right, right, right, right. You guys want to see anything else? Hey, uh Hey, hey. can you tell me about this uh this thing? Oh, that's uh that's just redstone. No one really knows how that works, you know. Okay, I'm not the only one. Got it. Oh, well, sure. I think it was founded by Oh, wait. Did she just Uh what? What did Wait, what'd she do? I mean, no, no, I mean, yes, I mean, she's my cousin. It's a medical condition. You're an Enderman.
Okay, seriously, and a girl? Easy. You don't look like that. That's the point. You just stole from the wrong person. lady, Missy. I know AN ENDERMAN'S WEAKNESS. [screaming] WOAH. YOU THINK THAT'S A LOT OF OUR WEAKNESSES? YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE ME. HE'S PSYCHO. LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'S NOT STEALING. She's just borrowing it. Oh, she has a real Enderman weakness. MY BUTT OH. [screaming] HERE'S A BIGGER PIECE. ALSO BECAUSE IT'S ON FIRE.
OKAY. HUH? Come on, Casey. Where are you? GET OUT OF HERE. WOAH. OH, YOU'RE NOT GETTING away that easy. Casey, what? Up. Sorry. [screaming] Darn it. Stupid old lady. Nice try, lady. Why won't you hold on? Do you always just travel like this? Well, because there's two of you and you're heavy. So, sorry. Oh. What? I have to run? Your fault. Okay, this way. Um. Woah.
Is this it? I'm not sure. You're in my legs. Hey, THIS IS IT. [groaning] YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN. [screaming] OKAY. I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TRY THIS CAVE. LET'S GO. Come on. Inside. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay. Wait, how will we know if this is it? It's around. I'm sure we'll know when we see it. What? OH, HEY LITTLE GUY. LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE OH. WE DON'T DO THAT. SORRY. THANKS. There's mobs here. Woah, a real zombie. Oh, that's what they want you to think, but it's a trap.
Uh, over here. It's got to be around here somewhere, right? It's got to be the cave. Maybe. There it is. It's right there. Woah. Wait, where's the portal part? Whoops. Guess the only place you're going is on my wall. me like you did Aaron? Hey, that was his fault. And no, I'm going to shoot you with SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. IT'S A WATER GUN. HEY. HUH? I'M GOING TO GET YOU. GAS books are good Wait. YOU WHAT? YOU MISSED. OH. I CAN DODGE ROCKS ALL DAY.
[screaming] GET OFF ME, YOU CRAZY. OH, HOW DO I GET THIS THING OPEN? YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE. Make the portal work. Let's see. Wait, eyes. I think I got an idea. Hey. Is this for him? No water gun. There we go. Got one. Okay, that should work. Here we go. Wait, Enderman? Wait. Why are these everywhere? That's me. But, where I don't get it. If this is me, then What the Aaron, it's you. Wait, Enderman? How are you alive?
No, it's a long story. What the What happened to your eye? um don't worry about it. Just We're even. I wanted to save you, you know? Wait, wait, wait. Don't tell me you gave your eye to get here. Yes, I wanted to make sure you were okay. It's not like I have a crush or anything and I just Oh, yeah, me, too. Totally don't. Anyway, Oh, yeah, wait, you saw these? Oh, yeah, there are some folks you probably want to meet. All right, yeah. Come here. Really? No. What's that thing? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Uh this little guy right here, he's you know, he's pretty good when he's not hungry. Isn't that right, Ollie? You good boy. This isn't actually who I meant. You probably want to turn around. Wait. Wait, is that my Ender Dad and Ender Mom? OH. [screaming] MY ENDER PARENTS. MY EYE IS FIXED. YEAH, your mom is pretty good at fixing things. Really? Thank you. HA, HA, I GOT YOU NOW. OH, JUST THE PERSON I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. HEY, BONNIE, COME HERE. WAIT, WAIT, what's that thing? DON'T GET SHOT AGAIN.
STAY BACK. [screaming] YEAH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN KIND OF WAITING TO DO THAT. A home and a family. And those are my parents. You met them. Crazy, right? Oh god. Reminds me, I've been meaning to ask, do you kind of want to go on, you know, I mean it's no big deal if you don't. Yes, absolutely. Oh yes, YES. OH, WAIT, WAIT. Just hold on a second. I have the PERFECT THING. WOW, [screaming] THIS IS SO FUN.
YEAH, YOUR DAD GAVE THESE TO ME. TRAVEL BESIDES TELEPORTING? IT'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN THAT, BUT it's pretty cool, huh?
