ah come on for the last time can you stop leaving your underwear in front of the toilet thank you oh and can you make sure you take out the trash this time you can smell it all the way outside it's gross yeah I'll take it out when I oh I use the hiccups you know what you should do you know what I'm just gonna look it up online oh okay well make sure you look up how to take out the trash next okay I'll be back in a few hours bye foreign
dear Amanda I'm writing you this letter because it was too hard for me to tell you in person I found out that hiccups are a direct cause of death and that I now have 24 hours to live I want you to know that I love you but with my remaining time I have to find my purpose but the more I think of this idea of purpose the more silly it seems and the materialistic things I want you to have this don't help you love life your PS5 I'm not gonna need it anymore instead loving life itself is enough I mean I can believe this we always look forward to what's next
but forget to enjoy what's now and the little things in life are actually the most important things they say life is like a box of chocolates well it's also like a bar of chocolate and you should enjoy each bite and Savor each piece as if it's your last I also just really like trees and I want you to know that they feel so good my hiccups are getting stronger which means the end of my time is coming closer thank you
you're not gonna die that's not what it said online well if you're not gonna believe me then maybe you'll believe him who are you a real doctor you just have a simple case of the hiccups it's a very common thing just try gargling water for a couple of seconds it's gone see now can we please go home Lebanese chest pains lately I looked it up online and yeah you're probably gonna die I need my PS5 back right now I thought you gave it to me I need my PS5 back right now I'm gonna unplug it's all plugged in