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Step right up to see the world's most talented lion ever. Meet Cuddles, the totally real lion and not Draco wearing a onesie. Today, Cuddles the Lion will be jumping through the hoops of death. You better not embarrass us. Cuddles roar. I am Cuddles the lion and watch this roar. Ow! That's right, folks. If you want to see more, you're going to have to give me 35 Robux. This circus sucks. That ain't no lion. That's a humanable. Gold, can you please escort these non-paying customers off of our parenthesis? They're calling us phonies. A phony. Get lying. You got to leave. Okay.
We don't want unwanted guests here. Are you ready for the real joke? Today we will be doing the only crawl challenge in flea the facility. NO. [screaming] YOU guys remember the only crawl challenge? We didn't do this in ages. Crawling is natural. Only crawling people. Oh, it's gold. The ring master is the beast. Well, we can get up from our crawl though, right? To hack the computer. Yes, but you have to crawl. No cheating.
M. Hello, circus actors. Are you ready to go to the ring? No, I don't want to join you in the circus, Gold. You know, I'm a traveling clown. Yeah, no circus, only clowns are needed at a circus. And you're going to bring me the most money cuz you make people laugh. It's true. You want to hear a joke? I'm really good at them. Yes, I love jokes. Who's there? Gold.
Rage bait. Gold. Boohoo. Gold. You're bad. I'm not back. Funny. I'm going to find you and you can't crawl. So, you're pretty much I'm crawling. What do you mean we're only crawling? Guys, I heard the ring master the hat she's wearing, it's full of Hello. Oh, why would that cuckoo? How dare you? Go away from there. Where are you guys hiding? Come on, Rainbow. Where are we going? Rainbow. [screaming] Rainbow, follow me. No.
She caught Luna. Follow me. I was just crawling up the stairs. Beside you back down. Show me where that clown is. I don't know where the clown is. I got separated from Oh my gosh, THIS IS SO DUMB. THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM. There's so many. I NEED TO COLLECT all of them. But she's really [screaming] aggressive. I'm going so excited when she decided to jump down. Let us all dance. No, we have to go. We Like dumb. Go get the computer, bro. It's cold in here. We can't get that computer. She's camping it.
Wait. Darn it. What are you anyways, Lunar? I am a magic. Hak. I know some magic tricks. Some card I can pull a bunny out of my hat. Yes. Show me. All right. Pick a card. Any card. Okay. I have it in my head. Okay. Hack something. All right. You see? Finding another computer. Yeah. She's gonna pick a queen of hearts. [screaming] How did you know? Lunar is really good at distracting. Keep distracting the magic. That crazy kid. How did you know I picked the queen this map?
The queen of hearts. Gold. You are the queen. Okay, now I feel bad. I don't know what that is. Hey, girl. Girl, [screaming] you catch me. Just go. Guys, I'm struggling to find computers around here. She got me. This mansion's a rainbow. No. Rainbow. My oh my. Aren't you a cutie? What are you? And everyone sad clown. Rainbow is a sad clown because you know why they made her change her username. She can't have Rainbow's YT no more. So if everyone's curious, I'm sad.
She's Rainbow. A pink scooter. Lunar. Thank you. Except I have a better mic now. We have a better chance. We have a Guys, she's camping literally like two computers. Gold. Do you want to know why I'm sharing? Who took my magician? Come on. OH MY GOSH. [screaming] COME ON. SHE GOT ME on the stairs. Dude, we need a hack. Oh my gosh. Puddles. Come on. Did you ever know, guys? I don't want to go back to the circus. This You don't deserve to go to the circus.
Cuddles. You deserve to go in a tube because you're not. Draco, I apologize for giving you that onesie. It hasn't been washed since last Halloween. God. Would you like to hear a joke? Yes. I love jokes. Funny. This ain't flee to the facility. This is crawling simulator. What did the ring leader say to the lion? Lunar, get that one on the right. I don't know. Lunar, get it. Help. Why am I freezing so fast to the lion?
Draco, shut up. Hurry up. My lion's over there. Take care of my lion. Are you ready? [screaming] No. That's a hack. This is so dumb. Oh my gosh. It's entirely impossible. [screaming] You know I can make balloon animals. You know I love balloon animals. Like um when I was a kid, I made a [screaming] puppy. And then I know how to make a giraffe. You like giraffes? Um yeah, giraffes are cute. But I need to find a tube. I NEED TO FIND THOSE tube thingies. I've used up all of them in the house.
Um uh Gold, you don't want to put me in a tube. I've been in a tube for underestimating her. I need freedom. I know, but I have to put you back in because Gold, it's mean to put me in a frozen tube. Funny. I have to. You know why? Oh my gosh. Because you make me laugh and I want you to stay there. And every time I feel a little sad, I just go down into your to your dehydrated and then that makes my day and then I go back home. I think the lead got to her. She's the mad hatter. I thought she was the queen of hearts. No, she's mad. She's the mad queen of hearts. Now, where are you, magician?
The magic king. I don't see nobody. Lunar, I want to play more guessing games. Where are you, Lunar? We lost Draco and Rainbow. I'm away. Funny. I'm away. Lunar, you still have three computers. Lunar, I want to guess another one. I don't believe you could read my head. [screaming] No, no, no, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO. FUNNY, THIS CRAWLING rule is stupid. Yeah, it sucks. LUNAR, WAIT. WE'LL DO A TRADE.
OH, we'll do a trade. What? Luna, there's no point. We're done. We lost everybody. This isn't our map. Queen of the castle and you're a dirty Lunar, do it. Lunar gold. You want to know a magic trick? Yes. I love magic. There once was a fairy. Mhm. That didn't know where to fairy and then she went to the whole It doesn't work. It doesn't make ANY SENSE. OKAY. WAIT. GOLD. There once was a fairy. She couldn't handle dairy. And then guess what happened? No. What happened? What? What happened to her?
She left. What happened to her? No. I thought I could hide. Gold. You win. Okay. I'm just a clown. Just leave me be. You are just a clown. All right. Funny. Follow me. No. Funny. Stop running away. Don't you know you've already lost? Just accept your defeat. Funny. We have two little people to do the crawl challenge. It's not possible. We need four. We need four on board. No, please don't. Yeah, I know. Funny. Just let me have this victory. Okay. I've never won before. When I was a wee funny, I dreamed of being a clown.
Let me in. Let me go in. And when I was a wee funny, I said, "Funny. Stop. She's so Is that chick?" Yes, I was cheating. I'm sorry. You're a cheater. Okay, continue to tell your story. I kind of liked where I was going. When I was a wee bunny, I was a clown. I always wanted to grow up just like Papa take a tube. Your papa was also funny. Do you like the barn? Do you want to rest in the barn? Just put me in it. Wiggled. Okay. Okay, funny. You're going to sit here and make me laugh forever.
Everyone, the real joke is this is the first time Gold won and flee the facility. And no [screaming] final is hard. You know, we're not trying hard enough. We're just clowns. Okay, we know this map, guys. We need to crawl. And it's Rainbow. Escape mode. Oh, Rainbow hates this map. This is where I escaped. And you've been demoted to shopping mall circuit. What the? Rainbow, please. Wait, Rainbow. Wait. I'm begging. Please. What are you talking about? What a sad Do you want to know what a sad clown?
Can you just let me leave, please? Do you want to know the laugh of a sad clown? Like this? Ow! Rainbow, that was just dumb. I just fell through the hole. Please. Okay, if I make you laugh, will you let me go? Okay, there. I made you laugh now. Please leave. If y'all know, YOU KNOW. PLEASE, RAINBOW. PLEASE. What the Rainbow, are you? Um, Rainbow, you glitched me. Rainbow, you're dragging me under the map. Rainbow, this is not funny. Do not play clown music here. This is actually not funny right now. Everyone laugh.
You know why? It's because you talked about Stranger Things and now you're in the upside game. You're in Please. It's not funny. Are you serious? You're in the upside down. Hey, where'd you go? Go. Go, buddy. Go. Now I'm starting to feel like I'm the villain or something. You are. Go. Go, go, go, go, guys. Let's go. Honey, keep distracting her, please. I tried distracting her. I hope you guys like hack more things.
I just hacked. I'm in here. I'm going 95 96%. Good job. Shopping for Come on. I'm shopping for some people. How about a new car, Rainbow in the circus? What? A new car. Wait. No, I don't like cars. I only like pink scooters. Why did you join the service rainbow? Because I want to save up lots and lots of money so I can get a pink scooter. She's obsessed. She's obsessed with pink scooters. Oh my gosh. Guys, don't mention a pink scooter to Rainbow. She'll end up in an asylum and then she'll just keep saying a pink scooter.
I know. I have to mess UP MY MIC. A PINK SCOOTER. THE only that's like breaking. Guys, there's only two more computers. I'm I can't believe it. Are we actually going to escape? Yeah, we got this. Where the heck are these teeny tiny little I think we can actually win this. I can't believe she just walked right by me. Gold, you be quiet. Come on. Let's go. Retro. Lunar, run. You are so dead. You are so dead, Lunar. Come on. Come Dang. We're almost done this.
Clowns. Get out of there, guys. Get out of there. Circus. Yes. Huh? Almost done. Let's go. Let's go, guys. Guys, we're down to one. Ready? 3 2 1 and guys, I'm distracting her. We got it. He's distinguishing me at the food court. I hate everybody. I just need one more. I'm scared. Guys, I'm at the last computer. It's in the food court, but she's trying to hit me. Draco, THERE'S BEEN LIKE MORE. [screaming] I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S ONE AT the coffee kiosk, too. Sh. I already did that. I could do this all day, Rainbow. Yeah, I know you can. That's why I'm leaving you, you annoying little lion. Um, Rainbow, that's cuddles to you. It's Cuddles the Lion. Cuddles, the cuddliest lion. Okay, he has a name. cuddles the cute lion. [screaming] I got your cloud mushroom. Rainbow, finally. I found a computer. Rainbow. Okay, you keep going. Lunar. Lunar, just get that one. It's too late for us to find it.
Please. Wait. Rainbow. Your pink scooter's beside me. No. Actually, actually. Look. Look on my right. What? I don't think Scooter. Rainbow. Rainbow, come back. [screaming] Buddy, I was going to rescue you. You distracted her. Rainbow, don't I look so funny in this tube right now? But I have a joke for you, Rainbow. I don't care about your joke. No, please. It's actually good this time. No, the jokes have to be funny. Okay. Your flea the facility skills are like the thing beside me.
Oh, like poop. No. Then what? I just need you to come in here and look at the joke. Stop telling her to come back. We can't rescue you. I'm shutting the door. I'M SORRY, DRACO. I'm sorry, bro. Oh my god. Honey, are you okay over there? Can you not lock me in the washroom where it's stinky and people poop? Um, actually this is where Oh, you did it. Good job.
We did it. Okay, just get Draco while she's watching Draco poop. Yeah, I'm watching him next to the poop. Oh, man. What do we do? Um, guys, get the door. Get the door. Open the door. Open the It's too far. I got 460 you guys. Open the door. Rainbow. You go that way. Even mop the floors around here. It tastes bad. Um, come on, Rainbow. Why did anyone Oh, no. It's okay. Get that one. Get It's okay. Take go. No. I'M GOING TO FREEZE. RAINBOW, COME BACK. RAINBOW. I have a joke.
I hate rain. You'll never hear it cuz she got frozen. Draco's too far. He can't be saved. I'm sorry. Gold. You never save anyone. Um, excuse me. I was literally crawling to funny. Guys, guys, just win. Can you just get a win for us, please? Someone run. Oh, I literally was crawling to her. Hey, Lunar. Lunar, crawl away. She god. Wait, wait, wait. Oh, Rainbow. Rainbow, turn around. Wait, wait.
What? Rainbow, left. Turn. Rainbow across behind you. Look, they're right there. Bye, Rainbow. [screaming] I didn't know ex was there. Okay, so [screaming] it worked. It This map's good, guys. Funny and Draco. Yes, the heroes. I feel like because it was really big that Rainbow couldn't find us in time. Mhm. Rainbow, you ran by me three times, dude. Gold, you camouflaged with the ground. I did. Look at this. You know, I'm just looking to the abyss of the fire. It was my idea to do this challenge again. And I didn't even escape.
Not once. Not even once. What the joke? Let's remember this because you're the clown. You're the jester. I thought you were the jester. The joke is on her. Magic. Magician. Uh-oh. Magic to you. Cuddles. It's cold. It's always cold. I got one computer. I got one computer, guys. But it's a good thing I Is anyone getting cuddles? Cuddles are on Broadway in this frozen tube. I'm going to broad I may have got rejected and the cat's musical. So I'll be gold saved somebody only to get hit. to save people.
Broadway. I don't think you're making it to Broadway. I don't think Broadway this lion is annoying to make it to the big apple. You know it's his dream to go to New York, Luna. Yeah. Why is it your dream to go to New York? Come on. And why do you want to partake in New York? Lunar, maybe I'll get a show in Central Park or Time Square. Hurry up. You got big dreams. Come on. Dream of going to New York. Dude, we're letting him. Guys, don't go over there. Lunar's camping. Wait, come to New York. If he's frozen, he's dead.
Is anyone going to uh drop me help you? Help. I'm freezing. He going to die. I don't want to go to Broadway. Come on. Hey. Hey, Cuddles. Stop getting captured. If you want to go to Broadway, you'll hide. I can't hide. We're going to cast you can't hide. Young Cuddles. I can't hide. I'm a star. You can't possibly go to New York if you keep getting captured by the beast. Okay. Oh, guys. I see a clown. Hello. I don't think I'm going to lose. [screaming] Charles didn't make it to New York. Guys, hack the computers. Buddy is distracting Lunar.
We just do this all day. Lunar. Hurry. No. Come back. You guys pedals will never go to you guys. Come on. Rainbow. I'm trying. You know how hard it is to get through when you can only crawl. Oh my god. It's right there. Shut up. Honey, go help. It's right there. Draco, funny, you got to do this one. Draco, shut up. Cuddles, you're frozen. You shouldn't be dying. I'm Cuddles the ghost now.
Yes, Cuddles, your friends will bring you to Broadway in spirit. YOU GUYS HAVE TO open up a circus show on Broadway and take my Frozen. Come on, Cuddles. Don't worry, Cuddles. We're doing this for you. You got to take my frozen tube to Broadway. Come on. Display it on your show. Okay. Ready? I make so much merch. You have to say this is cuddles the frozen tube lion. Rainbow. Is this one safe? I don't know. She I don't know. She's scared.
Guys. The one in the back's not safe. She's following me. She's following her back. The one in the garden isn't safe. Go. Guys, go. Gold. They're at the garden. GECKO, SHUT UP. You're dead. Rainbow. Oh my gosh. Don't be distracted. Rainbow disabled. She got me in the yard. I'm under the dirt. Come on. Go the other way, guys. We got it. What do we do? We got to go save. You can't save me. Frozen.
You have to bring gold to Broadway. Yeah, you got to You can't have a show on BROADWAY WITHOUT THE OTHER NOW. SHE'S HEADING to the other exit. Lunar, come back, Lunar. We deserve to go to Broadway. HAVEN'T YOU EVER NO ONE gets to GO TO BROADWAY. DO YOU EVER WANT TO HEAR A CLOWN SING? NO. Oh my gosh. Do you want to hear me sing? Do you want me to tell you something? They got me clowns. Don't sing. They got me, guys. Run.
Oh my gosh. Run, run, run. Oh, Bunny, don't be a hero. Just go, girl. I'm hiding upstairs. Go, girl. Get out. You might have to have a solo show on Broadway. What? You might have to have a solo show on Broadway or you're going to become a New York clown on the streets in Time Square. Oh, funny. Waiting at the exit. Don't go near me. Don't go near. Father saving. Typical clowns. Well guys, we hope you enjoyed the circus act. If you did, make sure to drop a like. So, Cuddles the Lion can go to Broadway. Make it to New York.
Broadway. All right. Don't forget to subscribe if you're new to join KF crew. Thanks y'all for watching and we'll see you in the next one. Bye-bye. I'm going to New York.
